Stop honking your horn, wagecuck. It isn't going to make traffic go any faster.
>>26596150
Thiswill remind wagecuck that if he's late again, Mr. Shekelstein will dock his pay. Should have left earlier, wagecuck.
I read these threads at work and I just wanted to thank you anon I die when I read the term wagecuck
Getting a nice comfy job I can walk to so I can pay off my debt tomorrow. Not only that, I will be able to afford dates, I also improve my hobbies and they can make me extra money once I'm good enough at them. I was a NEET for awhile but it made me too lazy. God wants us to work by the sweat of our brow, else we never prosper.
>>26596199
Back to work wagie! Wouldn't want Mr. Shekelstein to see you slacking off again. And hey, these NEETbux don't grow on trees, we need you to be productive and pay lots of taxes.
>>26596219
Good goy... Err I mean guy.
>>26596233
Please have sex and lose weight
>>26596233
>watch anime
ginal
>>26596247
T-the only reason I'm getting a job is because I owe shekelstein. I got in trouble with the law and had to get surgery. Once I pay off my debt I'll get my neetbux and then go back to improving my hobbies. My brother could possibly pay rent with his disability check, however I need to go to the library and can't enjoy a proper NEET lifestyle cause all he does is watch pokemon and yu-gi-oh all day and I can't focus on reading or making video games.
>>26596150
Carcucks literally BTFO
>>26596268
Your brother knows how to live! That sounds so comfy.
You on the other hand, wagie, could learn a thing or two. Chop chop, don't make mr.shekelstein wait, your daily 2 minute break is over!
>>26596295
Lad, I'M begging YOU
>>26596295
3DS friend code? I need to pay back shekelstein for tripping acid or he'll lock me up. Otherwise I would be forever a NEET until my comics, music, and videogames pay the big bux
Alright thats fucking it I am so sick of seeing these stupid threads every single fucking day.
Some of us actually have to work just to survive we cant just rely on mommy to make food for us and keep us warm and take care of us
You're honestly pathetic. You're a fucking joke.
Your life is going nowhere kid. You're a fucking parasite. At least I actually make a contribution to society I affect peoples lives on a day to day basis. I can go to sleep with a smile on my face knowing that I actually made a difference today
Can you say the same Neet scum? No, I didnt fucking think so.
>>26596375
Awww is widdle waggie gonna cwy? Gonna cwy waggie?
>>26596375
This thread is comfy enough to make me realize that being a NEET is the only way. Most of us were brainwashed to waste our lives but NEETs can focus on their hobbies so they can make enough money doing what they love to travel to a poorer white country to find a pure bride instead of a gold-digging whore
>>26596150
>Honking horn when traffic is congested
Sorry neetcuck you are mistaking your movie fantasy world with the real life you have not participated in. Ask mummy all about it when she drives you to the shops to buy you vidya :^)
i lost my job after an off duty accident left me niggered for a few months
now i just want another job even if i don't need money right now. i dunno how you fucking losers stand it. maybe i grew out of it but i just feel bored and anxious and shitty all day.
>>26596428
My brother uses his arthritis NEET bux from the government and our mom gives us free healthy food. I've been using game engines and learning code to someday get the big bux. We have our own place, I have the basement all to myself
>>26596428
I would rather take Uber and buy vidya with wagecuck's tax dollars.
As a NEET I am gifted with free time that wagecucks can only dream of. I use this time in part to study investing, using wagescuck's tax money to fund my lavish lifestyle.
>>26596447
>the basement
>>26596469
Wanna play some smash while the wagecucks head off to work for some kike?
2836-0247-3322
>>26596445
Remember to incubate fulfilling hobbies and socialize! I used my free time learning piano, and once or twice per week I will head down to the piano lounge and play the new composition I've been working on. I've sort of become something of a local celebrity. People will strike up conversations with me and buy me drinks afterwards.
>>26596150
Jokes on you faggot, I can't afford a car
>>26596375
what are you changing to get this past the robot every time i love it
>>26596498
How long did it take you to get good enough to play in public
>unemployment so high in dumbfuckistan that employment is for the uncool minority
>implying you will get neetbux forever
simbly ebin XDDDDD
>>26596150
Thisis a lesson they never seem to learn.
>>26596174
>Mr. Shekelstein will dock his pay.
That isn't legal in the vast majority of the first world. It's can be an instant lawsuit that the employer cannot win, which is a pretty stupid risk to take.
However a late employee working at a location that has fixed hours can simply be asked to work less hours, which accomplishes the same thing: less pay as a punishment.
>>26598307
>It's
it
>>26596495
>posts meme suggesting that opposition to conventional society is a jewish plot
>hypes up NEET life and dropping out of society
Make your mind up, anon.
>>26596233
>no reason to have a job in 2013
How time flies.
>>26596150
>not going around through the oncoming lane or shoulder
>beta drivers getting mad af because they feel violated and didn't get to torture you
>laugh as they try to catch up to get your plate as they slowly realize they are too pussy and unskilled as drivers of cars with 0 performance to even try
Every time, not even joking
>>26598745
This right here man!
I get the typical "BMW cunt!" when I do it.
>>26596150
>mfw I live in NY
>if you don't go the millisecond the light turns green you get beeped at
I didn't realize how much of an asshole New York was until I visited the entire east coast of the country. In Virginia I was at a stoplight confusingly reading a map, and the light apparently turned green without me noticing for a at least five seconds. Nobody beeped at me, they just patiently waited. I can see why they hate us, I'm from Long Island so it isn't as bad as the city
>>26598995
new yorkers drive like fucking animals. i hate driving in new york.
i live in CT and get a toned down version of new york driving.
>>26598917
>passing beta one day
>rear gets a little squirly when the turbos hit
>beta thinks I'm gonna hit them and pulls off road into a ditch
>see their car still there on the way home
only time I ever felt bad. everyone is fair game as far as I'm concerned though.
I can't get comments. Car too loud. Just motion to people I can't hear them and laugh.
>>26599155
>makig up bs on the chins
Timestamp your car, kiddo.
>>26599239
>your car
How you know it's mine? Why are you asking me to walk downstairs and do pointless things that will probably have consequences?
>be gravel truck driver
>deliver during rush hour
>wagecucks tailgating me quickly get off my ass as the pebbles crack their windshields
>get paid to slow you faggots down
Call me a wagecuck, but I have the time of my life.
>>26599341
Stop lying shitface, nobody believes your bullshit just timestamp your car from the inside or stop replying and embarassing yourself
>>26599388
>Stop lying shitface
harsh, but no
>>26599388
>just timestamp your car
I like my privacy, same reason the cover stays on it 24/7. Gonna have to ignore your request senpai.
>>26596150
This, some faggot with a BMW honking behind me forcing his engine, let him go, he accelerates and crashes
