Robots my sister just asked me to drink with her and one of her friends tomorrow. I think she's trying to fix me up. How do I protect my precious virginity. I only have ten more years to grand power and I don't want this succubus to ruin it.
>>26595308
>dark as shit line
???
Also get a date you asshole
>>26595340
In all actuality I'm terrified. I haven't spoken to a non-related female since I was 16
>>26595346
Guess what's not gonna help with that?
Avoiding the girl. Worst thing she can do is say no and you got to eat food with your sister and a friend.
Are you physically fit? Like at least not obese and you have all your hair?
>>26595308
Smooch your sister to show that you're taken.
>>26595367
My hairline is noticeably receding if you look close enough. I hide it by wearing it down and kind of messy. Also I'm like 5'9 160. Most of me looks thin but my ass is crazily disproportionate. I blame starting strength. Facially I've been told I am "cute" at multiple occasions. Young face.
>>26595308
lose your virginity nigga it's literally dumb as shit not to
do you have any more of that top tier trap tho
>>26595404
Yeah, you have a good chance of getting a girlfriend, that sounds cute.
Focus on not panicking or making a scene, and try to get through the date. If it goes poorly, you'll still be a little more used to girls for next time.
>>26595408
>lose your virginity nigga it's literally dumb as shit not to
When did /r9k/ get infested with normies? You're like fucking cockroaches.
>>26595308
ANON
Just thinking of it as having lunch with your sis ( assuming you two have a decent relationship). Say hi to the girl, either hug or shake her hand whichever feels more "natural" (I know, bear with me). Crack a couple jokes, smile, be honest but not blunt/straightforward.
Tldr; God dammit use her as a practice date fuck face
>>26595448
>robots don't have oneitis
>robots don't get obsessed with losing their virginity and actually pay money for it
Kek
>>26595308
>Robots my sister just asked me to drink with her and one of her friends tomorrow. I think she's trying to fix me up. How do I protect my precious virginity. I only have ten more years to grand power and I don't want this succubus to ruin it.
Tell your sister you don't want to go with someone else there. My dad was trying to set me up a while ago (with the housemaid, kek) and I just straight up told him I don't ever want a Gf so quit that shit.
>>26595308
dude that's a tranny wtf
if you wanna protect your virginity just be yourself
>>26595495
Females with feminine penises are superior, anon.
>>26595472
>turning away a bang maid
Shameful
>>26595472
It's not lunch it's normie drinking game shit which is probably easier t b h
>>26595465
>>26595531
my b
blodx
>>26595308
tell them you have an STD to save your purity
>>26595308
>How do I protect my precious virginity
Just do everything that dries pussies up. Be timid, don't look her in the eyes, apologize for everything. If all else fails, say you're a feminist.
>>26595587
>be timid
>don't look her in the eyes
>apologize for everything
Holy fuck I've been doing all of this for years.
>>26595622
>Holy fuck I've been doing all of this for years.
I did too, its not hard to become semi-alpha mate
You can do it
>>26595510
maybe for you
that's gross imo
>>26595670
>>26595510
>females
Uh
>>26595670
>maybe for you
>that's gross imo
If you don't like women with feminine penises then you're probably gay, anon.
>normies telling OP to lose his virginity
>normies saying traps are disgusting
what the ever loving fuck happened to this place?
why are you here?
>>26595308
Just be yourself desu senpai
>>26595308
>have 5 sisters
>none of them have any friends
What did I do to deserve this?
>>26595691
Lol just pound some pussy brah desu fampai tbqh
>>26595717
They have friends who date Chads tho
>>26595308
>precious virginity
you're a complete idiot. You have a based ass sister who is trying to help you and all you can think of is 4chan memes. You deserve to be a lone for the rest of your life and you should consider suicide by the most painful means necessary.
>>26595691
>normies telling OP to lose his virginity
ok come on, that happened even in the "glory days" of r9k
>normies saying traps are disgusting
Now this is indeed fucked up
>>26595308
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dude like just be yourself and she will find the honesty attractive just talk to her bro its that easy
>>26595746
>natalie
Explain
