>follow a women's college basketball team and live stream their games or listen on the radio when they're on the road
>warm bath
>prostate massage
>baking
How do you think that giant piss bag was actually dealt with?
>sitting in a hot shower drinking a cold beer
>Sunday morning bowlingmy teammates are the closest thing I have to friends
>the local radio station that plays this song at roughly the same time every night because the nighttime DJ loves it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxyU4W8iyeI
>>26595242
Idols are the only thing keeping me going sadly.
>>26595256
I'm a janitor at a high school.
I have this special pump for large spills that I would probably use.
It would be a pain in the dick though with all the disinfecting I'd have to do to the area and my equipment.
Or
Get a bucket, poke a small hole in the bag and let it drain into the bucket. Put a towel down and switch out bucket when full. Repeat.
Then watch as that small hole rips open and that whole thing floods the bathroom.
Actually since its a bathroom there's probably a drain on the floor near by.
Just let it flood, hose it down and disinfect. But that would probably put the bathroom out of commission for most of the day.
>>26595242
>The chance to do good, do right and be helpful
>the opportunity to discover, learn and understand
>the desire to want to make a difference
>the chance to meet others, bond, lament
>taste the flavors of life, the sweet, the sour, the bitter
>to feel hope, love, appreciation, admiration
>the chance to feel at all
>sleep and dream
>>26595314
Thanks for insightful answer
>>26595371
I'm just glad I get paid decently and get bomb ass benefits. Even though whenever I have to go into a classroom teachers will always tell the kids to study hard so they wont become like me.
>>26595413
Man that sounds really depressing.
>>26595413
Do they really say that? Or did they say that in the past and you figure they still must?
>>26595413
I know that feel.
>dropped out of high school and worked as a janitor there for a few years
>spent all day mopping floors and listening to my shitty mp3 player held together with scotch tape and prayers
>could still hear my old teachers using me to scare the kids straight
>>26595314
how do you think it even happened in the first place?
>>26595451
They still say that.
I had to clean up puke in a room a week ago.
I go in there with all my shit. Kids and teacher standing on the other side of the room. It was everywhere. As I'm finishing up disinfecting the last of it, the teacher thanks me then turns to the kids "remember kids, study hard so you can have the carriers that you want".
>>26595413
what does a job like that pay?
>>26595492
Do you do anything for revenge or compensation? Like stealing panties or vandalising things subtly?
>opiates
>stimulants
>jerking off while on stimulants
>>26595489
I honestly have no fucking clue. Something like that would never happen on my watch.
My guess would be some prank.
Or that urinal somehow got backed up so a teacher did the best they could to handle the situation (they can be mind blowingly dumb). then fucked it up before the janitor got there.
B...but all janitors i know are based. I don't want them to get laughed at.
>>26595527
ive thought about the urinal maybe backing up before but why would a bunch of piss come back up? its not like theres a giant tank that holds all the piss it gets flushed down the pipes with water and everything right?
The assurance that I'd never have to leave my house for more than a few hours. That would make it bearable.
>>26595548
>party event in some place
>people see the urinal bagged so people don't use it
>lol bro lets piss in the bag
>night goes on
>more people keep pissing in it because BRO LOL
Or it's just a picture someone took after filling it with yellow colored water or something/
>>26595513
$18.40 an hour with annual raises. That's more than some teachers make. And full benefits with dental.
>>26595515
I've done some things in the girls locker room after hours. Not a lot of girls lock their lockers. That's all I'm gonna say.
>>26595548
That's why my first guess would be a prank. I'm not sure what goes on underneath. That's the maintenance guys job.
>>26595569
Fuck, that's more than I ever made as a janitor. I was getting flat minimum rage, both at the school, and when I got fired and started mopping floors at the fish packing plant.
dr pepper
amateur trap porn
anal play
tv dinners
>>26595314
>disinfecting
Isn't piss sterile though?
>>26595591
Only when it's in the bladder.
>art
>animation
>doing stuff with clay, pottery/ceramics/sculpting
>gore porn
unrelated but I'm on my period and I still wanna fap and licking the blood off my fingers turns me on, am I gonna get sick doing this
haven't found a concrete answer yet, just been googling things like 'is it okay to eat my girlfriend out on her period'
>>26595588
Really? That sucks. I work in Washington state. My pay started at $15/hr but it will cap at under $20. While I said the its more than some teachers make, teachers pay caps out at a lot higher.
>>26595618
Oh, see, I'm in Canada. Not mopping floors anymore, though. Thank goodness. The fish plant was the fucking worst. Didn't have to hear my old teachers using me as an example of failure but most of my coworkers were bitchy older women and they would take it out on me a lot of the time.
>>26595569
>$18.40 an hour with annual raises
>That's more than some teachers make
I feel like you could have turned around and completely blew that teacher the fuck out senpai.
>>26595634
Good on you for not shooting up that school. Takes discipline.
>>26595659
Maybe if I was socially competent. I don't know what her paycheck looks like. She might be making more than me.
>>26595609
>licking the blood off my fingers turns me on, am I gonna get sick doing this
You know some SJW feminists literally collect as much of their period as possibly and drink it all at the end, right? You might be able to get sick from it, but the chances are you wont.
>there are places where they still have janitors and haven't outsourced all that work to faceless corporations hiring minority women for half the minimum wage
Why don't they just put surveillance cameras and shoot anyone who does this using wall mounted guns?
Just waiting for a windfury buff, only then.
>>26595242
Painting warhammer/frostgrave models and playing netrunner.
also a lot of msci fi reading keeps me happy. aswell as keeping up with SJW antics and shit
>>26595569
What do you do with their stuff? This is 4chan. You have nothing to hide.
Lighting matches and blowing them out and smelling them
i thought you were saying you did all those things at once.
pretty creepy m8
Pretty colours.
>>26595242
Sometimes when I play vidya I forget how bad things are.
