You will never get a booty call on Tinder.
>tfw I'm a catfish.
You will never have wine at night with a lady
swiped over 500 girls, only 2 matches.
made a fake girl tinder, over 200 matches
>>26594515
>wahhh girls get more sex than guys and it's not fair
new revelation for you?
>yay I got a match!
>>26594561
Holy shit, you can just see the pain and suffering etched into his face.
>>26594648
Could just be a homely dude in his 40's.
Don't be so quick to judge on appearances alone. Listen to your gut, but also take first hand experience into account.
>>26594561
>overweight
Not a dealbreaker
>5head
Not even a problem. I don't care.
>Part hispanic
Ehhh... I would really prefer western European
>>26594558
>wahh
eople are complaining about something
Ironic 2bh pham
>>26594561
nooooo absolutely not anon you do not need her in your life
I told her the truth kek
>>26595011
Wat is a catfish ?
I mean, you're not a fucking fish right ?
>>26595011
What the fuck is going on, it's like she's talking to her self.
What the fuck she blabbering on about?
>>26595060
gtfo now
>>26595060
Do you like fish sticks anon?
>>26594561
Honestly looking at that guys face, they're about an even match. I'd say he's a 4 and she's a 5.
This is my conversation summed up with a girl, she had a goat in her picture.
Didn't know what to say.
>>26595011
is there an on and off switch on them?
tell her she should be eating your asshole
see if it slaps them back to reality
or its actually a bot?
>>26595060
Being this new......
Are you about 11, or are you some /b/tard?
wew lad idk what to say
>>26595155
Yet here i am struggling to even get a match. How did you make a bitch want your cock in a few minutes?
>>26595123
should have told her you were going to give her some of that Onii-chan diq.
>>26595155
>>26595011
nigga you are probably using the picture of some calvin klein model or some shit
there is no way this girl is this desperate for a robot
Since many robots probably dont know that one yet.
>>26595165
>nigga you are probably using the picture of some calvin klein model or some shit
Even if he was, is this how women act when they meet a good looking male? What the fuck m8.
You could litrelly get her to jump in front of a train if you told her you'd marry her in the after-life.
>>26595180
Why even bother with this shit?
what do you get out of it?
seems gay as fuck to me to pretend to be someone else so girls give you the time of day on tinder
>>26595187
yes people are attracted to attractive people from the opposite sex, it isnt rocket science
Is this really what the average looking 19 year old girl in your area looks like? ...assuming the "Emily, 19" is actually that woman's age and name.
>>26595202
But he isn't even saying anything or impressing her with his personality He is just standing there and shes pouring out her heart.
What a fucked up world.
>>26595212
wouldnt you for a female godess ?
>>26595155
show Tiner profile photo pls
>>26595222
No, that's pathetic...
Who the hell would except a really clingy person, like fucked up clingy.
It puts a bad taste in you mouth.
>>26595225
he just did, its the dude with the dog
>>26595228
fuck i dont even know things
>>26595210
I did mean to quote >>26595110
>>26595212
Man... That is fucked up. I have to put in loads of effort and months to get a girl to be 'okay' with dating me.
Just by having looks he can make up "do you believe in love at first chat" and she'd marry the fuck out of him.
>>26595259
If you include hamplanets and shit, yeah?
It's America, there are way more obese girls out there than normal looking ones.
>>26595170
Were you on the funny greentext story thread yesterday?
>>26595225
>>26595212
>>26595187
if you retards even bothered to read the thread, you would see that he even admitted to catfishing
>>26595298
What does that HAVE to do with anything? it still shows forth how easy it is getting women to fall in love with you if you are above average.
>>26595298
Doesn't take away that i want to see it
>>26594405
ARGH I FUCKING HATE HOW THESE SCUM TALK
ARRGRGGHGGHHGH
STOP REMINDING ME HOW DISCONNECTED I AM
Goodnight sweetie
Will post more tmr
>>26595345
Forgot pic,
this is very original
>>26595155
this is unreal
i think she is a catfish too
or a bot
no reason for an attractive chick to be so clingy on the fucking internet
>>26595324
>not wannaing to get turnt
Jeez anon what's wrong with you
>>26595347
>Forgot pic,
>this is very original
GET THE FUCK OUT SCUMBAG
>>26595348
Might just be assburgers. I tend to write huge blocks of texts if I get talking to someone, doesn't even have to be someone I'm interested in (or a girl for that matter).
>>26595225
To catfish properly, use someone attainable, don't use a model
Aniamls help
>>26595069
>it's like she's talking to her self
Congratulations, you've just passed Conversing with Women 101.
>>26595430
Is this how vapid they are?
>>26595141
Dude that's how women talk. She'd lose her mind and block you if you tried talking dirty to her. Women want to know all your secrets... so they can then use them against you later.
>>26595155
Fucking hell!!! for her to be talking to you like that must mean your profile photo is of a chiszled god. Women don't bother talking that much online unless they really really want you.
>>26595599
she seems pretty desperate. like shes either a nympho or has a few issues. where are the convos that op ISNT posting?
>>26595518
Not all of them. But more than enough to make you disgusted and seriously wonder why people even fucking bother.
Got bored today and downloaded it. All things considered, this is pretty decent for one day right? I know some dudes talk about getting only a couple match in months
>>26595713
>Mackenzie
Am I the only one who fucking hates that name? It's a goddamned surname, you fucking yuppie cunts.
>>26595713
pretty good, senpai, would be happy with that. post your pic, i have to see if i have a chance or not
>>26595713
I got like 300 matches and everybody ignores me
no idea why
this is so sad, you will never get those girls whats the point of this?
who /okay looking but camera phone takes shitty light and color balanced photos/
>>26595744
Sure
>>26595728
My entire name is surnames so I can't complain
>>26594515
No shit. It's always been a girl's market
>>26594561
I do feel bad for this guy though. Why even swipe?
>>26595792
We're supposed to always be in motion or whatever that line is.
>>26595235
where I dont see a pic of a dude with a dog
>>26594497
she looks like one of those cunts who posts what book and wine she is going to consume on her Friday nights.
She also looks like a huge bore.
Sounds like a prostitute to me OP.
>>26595792
Here
Gave up desu
>>26596981
>implying a club slut is better
Yo, honestly, you already know what I'm going to say.Kill yourself.
>>26595011
could be a bot
>>26595163
I've had this before.
They are usually either crazy or will just stop replying once they notice some other guy they like better.
It has only led to something once, and that was a girl who was just using me as a rebound for her ex-bf.
Also these girls who are going after you on Tinder are even more vapid than usual, they will change their mind at the slightest imperfection you reveal. I had a girl who would not stop nagging me to meet her for weeks. Then on the day I was going to meet her I revealed I was only 5'9 and her attitude totally changed. We had a token date that lasted an hour and I never saw her again.
For a few fleeting moments though I knew what it felt like to be the one who was desired, and it feels really good. No wonder girls get addicted to it.
>>26595011
it's a bot you fucking mong
>>26597069
Nah, the Tinder bots aren't that clever.
They will message you about a day after you match and tell you to visit some website, then they'll disappear about a day after that.
>>26595713
For the first day that's not bad considering how shit new Tinder is.
Bear in mind however new users are prioritised, you'll be lucky if you get 6 matches a day after a week or so.
>tfw used to get 20 a day back before the fucking subscription make everyone really choosey with their likes.
boy that was a validating couple of weeks.
>>26597068
>only 5,9
Is this a meme or what ?, where i live, 1,80 meters was never a turnoff for women.
>>26597166
Well, to be fair she was 5'7 herself, but I don't see why that's even an issue.
I went out with a literal midget once who was 4'9 and she was still a little dissapointed when I was under 6 foot.
I mean what the fuck do you want from me?
>>26595011
This is an interesting picture. For the last several years, I thought I was the one who was socially stunted, but this girl is even worse off than me.
Makes me wonder if more girls are like this, saved by their vagina.
>>26597166
1.8 meters is not 5"9
Any blackbots here try to use Tinder?
How'd it go?
>>26595347
post her profile pics mate
>>26597166
>>26597224
I like to think this shit only happens through dating sites which is why these vapid sluts use them in the first place so they can filter out the manlets. I don't think all girls are this shallow though, but obviously if your height starts with 6 then you're going to have more success.
I use tinder. I can't into confidence or pickup lines so i never talk to any grills that match
>>26597550
Not black, but my buddy is. As long as you're semi-fit and are interesting, you'll land Stacy pussy all day.
>>26597068
I claim "about 6 ft" at 5'10 and nobody has EVER called me out on it, girls think im tall, it also helps that i am 5'11 with shoes so an extra inch or two nobody is going to notice.
Just do thw same man girls arw dumb as fuck i also claim 9 inches on my dixk and itd only 7.8
Post pic of the person you used pls op
>>26597738
You should try anyways. I've been trying hard and slowly getting better at this.
Sure I'm still a million years from getting a date, but at least I don't get nervous as fuck before sending a text anymore.
>>26598117I've had a fuck but not a date made me feel empty inside. She was kinda fugly though do idk.
Im usually more confident and comfortable in my own skin but recently I've been misserable desu
>>26595098
Nigga, I love fishsticks
>>26597954
No way I'd get away with that. I'm 5'9 at best and probably closer to 5'8.5
>>26594561
>19
Holy fuck
She looks 40
