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/Britfeel/ Getting laid off soon lads edition
If dubs, I walk 18 miles to meet a grill.
Moving to Swansea soon, time to turn my life around.
FINALLY
Been waiting for this thread for hours.
Waifu cunts not allowed.
>Britain invented the wheel
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-35598578
>>26594421
Do it anyway.
Human contact is good
>>26594460
Start one your self then? I was disappointed when i sat down at work to fun post and there was no thread.
I had to delve into the archives for the op image
>>26594567
I'm indecisive and leave my choices to the doubles. Maybe next time.
>>26594760
There won't be a next time anon. You know that. You're just scared
>>26594763
The doubles have spoken, leave him alone you fucking faggot.
Recently became unemployed. Dont listen to the wagecuck meme, its absolutely crushing
>>26594783
Oh we know. There's a reason we live the NEET life.
>get to do whatever we want
>no stress
>always food in the fridge
>don't have to give our lives for some reptilian jew
>>26594783
I'll be in that boat soon too anon. Group consultation at work is coming to a close.
I don't want to be a doley anon
>>26594537
Why are we just so fucking good at everything?
Science bitches worldwide wish they were on our level.
>Tfw so shit at games I keep dying in Shovel Knight
Post waifus lads.
A friendly reminder 3d cannot be waifus.
>>26594889
I didn't care for her much until she shined in season two. Top gal.
Skipping college today to be a comfylad, feels good
G'day Pommy cunts.
Do any of you galah cunts follow politics?
>tfw british
>tfw born at the heart of a dead empire as a useless and meaningless member of a vestigial island race
>>26594921
yeah getting ready to watch yesterday's QT
should be a blast
>>26594940
Question Time is farcical in Australia as well.
The adversarial system means a vast amount of time is spent yelling over the top of the other side BOO-ing.
>>26594921
>the best parties are all on the insulting side
Pigfuckers out desu
>>26594889
Can be animals, babys and stick figures.
>>26594889
Natsumi is a qt, Kaede (Candy Store) is my favourite though.
Non Non Biyori is such a comfy and healing show. When I was feeling really depressed it had just came out and I think I watched every episode about 10 times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DflP5mBsivA
>>26594441
Spent 7 years of my childhood in Swansea. Not a lot of work there though lad.
My secondary school had a sixth form. On this job app I'm filling in, do I list both secondary school and college as separate entities (there's a drop down box to select secondary school or college) or do I just list secondary school as a 7 year thing?
I get to put in gcses and a levels separately from this.
>>26595063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8YJGwsuJn8
if dubs i go back to sleep
>>26595092
They should be separate, as there's still an application process of getting into your schools sixth form.
>>26595092
I would just put the the time you were at the institution for gcse and a levels i.e. 2002-2009.
Then list the A-Levels you got there and then your GCSE's, always put your mot recent stuff at the top.
>>26594347
Colitis is finally getting better lads.
One day I'll be able to eat baked beans again
>>26594441
my girlfriend is from there, apparently she was an absolute slut in uni
>>26595137
>>26595145
This sounds good.
>>26594889
Very good taste lad, Nattsun is a qt
>>26594889
Head is absolutely killing me for some reason, still looking at my waifu brought a smile to my face.
>>26595251
>undertale
>waifu
>western shit
>tfw earn a decent amount of money for a 22 year old
>tfw live in london
>tfw no friends
>tfw no gf prospects
what do i do?
>>26595266
keep making money m8, fuck everyone else
>>26595266
>earn a decent amount of money for a 22 year old
Won't go far when
>tfw live in london
Stick to making more m8.
>>26594889
>>26595261
Make your peace- quickly.
playing civ5. who should i play as. probably do continents huge, emp or king.
>>26595306
>not Monk
>>26595276
>>26595299
yeah i mean this is the plan i'll probably end up somewhere like 60k a year by the time i'm 40 if not more.
but for what purpose? I don't get much kicks out of money?
I feel better getting something on a bargain than having paid alot for something.
>>26595326
England, spam ships of the line
>>26594843
Hold me, anon :( trying to learn web development to get myself out this hole. Probably doomed to fail.
>>26595266
Keep making money. Women will gravitate to you when you are rich. When they do tell them to fuck off and spend all your bongs on stuff you like instead.
>>26595353
>spend all your bongs on stuff you like instead.
fucking 420blazeit niggers always have to inject weed and weed shit into everything possible, even when it's completely unrelated, just fucking kill yourself cunt, you can't even "spend bongs"
>>26595353
>When they do tell them to fuck off
yeah any girl that came to me for money will be shown the exit fairly quickly.
>spend all your bongs on stuff you like
i don't really like anything though
>>26595336
>I don't get much kicks out of money?
Why the fuck are you in London then lad? It's pretty shit apart from money.
>>26595391
>Literally the most important city on the planet is shit apart from money
>credit card arrived this morning
>already used it within 1 hour of activation to buy a PS4
MADMAN
>>26595403
>Paki and blacks mecca
>Most important
'no'
>>26595418
Hello /pol/
>>26595388
Money will give you the opportunity to try new things to find things that you like. Who knows you may even meet someone special this way.
>>26595381
Are you ok lad? You seem to be hallucinating things that I haven't written.
>>26595409
What games will you be praying?
>>26594537
*STOLE
from the black man
>>26595403
Far too many people for me. If money isn't what motivates you then why even put yourself through it?
>>26595403
he's right its fucking depressing
>>26595391
not sure
i guess its good to have money in the bank as opposed to not having money in the bank
its just i can't fathom what to do with this money im projected to make, if i'm not going to have a family or friends or anything.
If im just a guy in a flat for one, earning money to eat fancy food by himself, seems a bit off.
>>26595442
Bloodborne and Fallout 4
Fallout is available on PC but my computer is shit and I don't really want to spend money upgrading it. Playstation has some nice exclusives out/coming out
>>26595478
Fallout is shit don't do it. Get the Witcher instead.
>>26595122
Sweet dreams anon x
>>26595478
Just remember to make the right choice.
>>26595499
He can own more than two games.
>>26595266
Go outside, go to bars and or small bands and drink. Something will happen, it always does.
A lot more opportunities for things to happen exist just by being around people. They might not always be good things but better than living in a state of limbo.
I went out one day just because, it was 1 PM on a sunday, ended up chatting to two spivs who stole shit from town and then sold it to a local butchers and who had a deal going with a local Chink takeaway to get 10 quid for every bottle of vodka the two spivs stole and gave to them. I just followed them around as I kinda knew one of them but had to see for myself. It helped that I was already half drunk too which made it funny. Interesting to see.
Another night I went out to a pool hall, hoping I'd find someone to play with. Two guys approached me looking to play. After two games of me winning against both, they decided we should do doubles with another guy and play for pints. They fucking railed me big time and told me they were actually pool sharks but that they liked me so they wouldn't fuck my shit up any more and even gave me a broker's card for a bank that gets me free pool in a local bar and nightclub. Was fucking great as it was usually tenner for two hours.
Get out of your comfort zone I suppose.
Just had a fucking awful interview
back to my piece of shit job Monday
hold me lads
>>26595533
so you just head out alone?
>>26595594
I'm here for you anon. What happened lad?
>>26595598
I have done, yes. Head to a bar and have a drink see what happens.
>>26595533
As someone who has spent a lot time sitting alone in bars and just being outside, you are a retard or normie
>>26595351
Learn to code mate. You'll struggle to find a job in web development but you could earn good pennies if you learn cisco and become a server administrator
>>26595607
Boss man was rude and didn't even ask me any questions it was like they had already made up their mind just on seeing me. Prickly atmosphere throughout. They also couldn't get rid of me soon enough, taking a short cut out of a fire exit to get me out.
>>26595381
>being this new
I think yanks should leave tbqh lads
>>26595639
My anecdotes are all I need though. Yours are boring and uneventful, mine have not been so I am correct here.
>>26595613
wew lad seems a bit depressing in itself
i could imagine myself standing there not talking to anyone sipping on a pint thinking 'god everyone is aware i'm here alone'
or i could imagine myself getting a bit drunk and trying to speak to people, being a bit rejected or made to feel unwelcome and downing my pint and going home to feel sad.
>>26595639
coding, cisco and server stuff are 3 separate disciplines, you will need to pick one and only one
>>26595644
Forget about them man, don't waste your thoughts on people without common decency.
>>26595660
Can't win them all, amigo and besides it'ss all fun anyway. Drink somewhere with something going on if you can, footie match, band playing, quiz etc.
That way, you're not just drinking your pint. alternatively, go somewhere with an internet connection just in
case.
>>26594889
Morning lads. How'd you sleep?
>>26595519
>tfw no qt synth gf to cuddle with
>>26595694
The recruiter called me after and said they sometimes do this just to fuck with people.
I've been looking for a new job for over 6 months and every time I get close I end up getting messed about.
>>26594889
2d>3d tbqhwy senpai
Assuming they'll be weaker than I am.
I don't want any screaming or something like that. So I think they either need to be asleep or I need to smash them in the head. I'm a nice person so I would not want to smash their head. I could also stealthily gag them but that might be difficult. I also can't have any witnesses, that will be the hardest part. Which is why I think taking from the street is difficult, people are around.
I was thinking about getting into someone's home and subduing them while they are sleeping, and doing it silently. I can't pick locks though.
Any ideas? This is very important.
>>26595711
I know the feeling. Been looking since June myself. What was the company?
>>26595710
Institute rising when.
>>26595806
sgs international, they do packaging and shit
>>26595445
egyptians never used wheels. maybe pulleys, but not cart wheels.
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Doing an existential while listening to the Spirited Away OST
>>26595835
Did they not have chariots or are movies lying to me?
>>26595835
>egyptians never used wheels
r u dumb senpai?
>>26595858
egyptians never used wheels.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever wanked to?
>>26595875
Yeah they just used the jewz
>>26595875
Evidence indicates that Egyptians made use of potter's wheels in the manufacturing of pottery from as early as the 4th Dynasty.[40] Chariots, however, are only believed to have been introduced by the invasion of the Hyksos in the Second Intermediate period;[41] during the New Kingdom era, chariotry became central to Egypt's military.
Testing to see if 4chan is broken
>tfw getting laid off but not getting laid
if a drug is classed (a b c) is it always illegal?
does alcohol have a class
>Grill keeps inviting me back to hers to chill with her friends and smoke weed
>There's never anyone there when we get there, sometimes there's not even weed
>We just sit and chat then sleep in her bed
>However, she doesn't seem to be hitting on me at all, no real flirting
What's going on here boys, what does she want?
>>26596045
NORMIES PLS GET OUT MY BRITFEEL
REEEEEEEEEE
>>26596113
https://www.gov.uk/penalties-drug-possession-dealing
>>26596113
alcohol isn't a drug you retard, it's a drink
I actually arranged to have my wife abducted and gang raped while I watched. I offered a bonus if they were brutal enough for my liking. They didn't let me down. It destroyed her and she hasn't fucked me since but I get particular pleasure in the fact that she has to pass the abduction sight when she goes to and returns from work each day. The mind games that I can play with the whore now are so much more fun than fucking her ever was. This is so much better than device ever could be. I will torture the bitch everyday of her life.
>>26596119
>5 years for cannabis possession
wish they'd enforce this
I have hayfever in fucking February
How do you sell stuff robots? Is there some one I can pay to do it all for a fee
>>26596132
>tfw been caught smoking by police 3 times, always let off without so much as taking my name
stay mad laddie
>>26596132
Look at this cuckbot
>>26596137
G U M T R E E
>>26596132
i dont understand why you'd wish to completely overload our already at its limits police force with meaningless arrests, not to mention filling up already nearly full prisons for no reason
>>26596168
Cannabis is the cause of 90% of inner city crime. You look these figures up on google.
>>26596179
not seeing the links mate
>>26596202
Talk to Frank mate. He'll square you.
How do i use google to answer my inane question?
>>26596229
type keywords
or just ask it here - everyone else does
>google ways to end it all peacefully
>paramedic comes knocking at my door a few hours later
>>26596264
>paramedic
>Ever having a spare moment
>>26596045
One of the worst feels a man could feesably feel
>>26596264
Come on man. I know life may be shitty now, but the people who actually do care and love you will miss you dearly and want you back. They'll feel at fault forever. Even us redditors that don't hardly know you want you to stay and try to enjoy what the world may give us.
>>26596168
>why should we imprison people that break laws and sustain further crime
>>26596337
why not change the law, take the items out of the criminals hands, tax it and sell it?
>>26596342
>if we make murder legal we can reduce crime
:^)
>>26596363
>comparing weed to murder
>>26596342
>>26596342
lets be honest lad, it's a gateway drug, it's mind altering without abuse and simply shouldn't be allowed on the streets
>>26596386
>it's a gateway drug
I'd consider the real gateway to be nicotine or alochol desu.
>>26596394
the real gateway is secondary school
mixing 11 and 12 year olds with 16, now even 18 year olds
>>26596394
people don't start doing chalk and meth because of nicotine
>>26596264
Was the exit bag method proved to be flawed? I remember it always being mentioned on 4chan until it was suddenly dropped.
>>26596408
I think the likelihood is you will be in excruciating pain and wake up after some hours
>>26596130
>cucked himself
>destroyed someone else is life
Learn to hate yourself like everyone else faggot
>>26596408
Helium tanks now have oxygen included in them meaning death is unlikely
>phone rings
>get nervous
>might be my work programme advisor
>caller ID in Harrogate
>nowhere near me
>feel better
Any manch city bros here?
hows the night life on sundays? is ark still filled to the brim with 60% hot bitches and 20% lads, 18% pakis, 2% indians?
I mean they ARE 50% off on sundays (which is still 2.5-3quid for a screwdriver).
>>26596436
I remember reading the local euthanasia society recommending it which made me assume it was legit. Trying to find their site again.
>will never go to brighton on a friday night with /britfeel/ to score some hot boipussy
>>26596519
You're in fucking brighton, there are countless promiscuous boys looking to suck and fuck anything.
>>26596264
Thats pretty scary, why would they do that?
>>26596528
But I want to be with you lads on a night out while doing it
>>26596508
>>26596508
to be fair my doubts of it are just based on what some people on here said so it might be bollocks
>>26594889
a beautiful Jun for a beautiful thread.
>>26596519
its not hard for me to get to Brighton lad :^)
I regret being a NEET so badly lads, 2 years now and all i've done is stare at a computer screen.
>>26596519
rather go to croydon tbqh
Croydon serial cat killer. Absolute madman in the making.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35598232
>tfw you feel like watching anime but you know it's all formulaic badly-animated crap for latent paedophiles and manchildren
>>26596700
Have been that way since 2011. Most of my twenties has now been spent being a neet. I missed out on everything.
>>26594889
Here's my waifu~
>tfw waking up early and doing everything you have to do
Got the whole day free now. I should do this more often, such a good feel~
>>26596519
They are mostly 30yo men anyway.
>>26596751
HOW ABOUT MAKING US FEEL GOOD WITH YOUR BOIPUSSY
>tfw I've started to cry randomly
I want off this ride
>>26596742
Same here lad, been in my room from 20-22 now. How do you plan to get out of it?
>>26596734
Psycho Pass
Boku dake ga Inai Machi
Code Geass
All are good.
>>26596771
welcome to the club senpai, enjoy the ride
Richard Keys returned home from riding a horse, his wife said "had the horse out for a gallop?". Richard Keys said "it was just a canter".
A man said to Richard Keys, "what do you serve your wine from?". Richard Keys said, "just a decanter".
Richard Keys was pulled over for drunk driving. The cop said "have you had any alcohol tonight?". Richard Keys said "no". The cop said, "what have you been drinking then?". Richard Keys said "it was just Fanta".
>>26596762
>tfw you'll never take turns with your fellow /britfeel/ lads on TildeAnon's boipucci
>>26596462
>finish night shift at 7.
>phone rings at 10
>waiting on doctors to get back with blood results (might have thyroid issues lad, like I'm a girl or some shit)
>turns out it's a call centre.
fucking raging.
>tfw couldn't get back to sleep and now it's 1:30 and I'm wide awake.
>>26596519
I'll go out on the pull with you in Brighton anon
there goes the thread
>>26596811
cant we just cuddle with the big T, or do you only want him for his body? its like you don't ever care about him at all.
>>26596821
I take thyroxine, its pretty great makes me less cold and tired and moody.
>poster on britfeel will never be obsessed with fucking you.
>>26596855
I want to ravage his boipucci, imagine anon, both of us in the same hole, our cocks rubbing together in intense motion while inside of his colon.
>>26596885
Sorry sir but faggots out
>>26596899
>degenerate
>>>/pol/
desu lad go fuck yourself too
>>26596861
I kinda hope it's the same with me.
I sleep 10-14 hours a day and the doc thinks it's defo strange and not just because I work nights.
Did one of those 'how likely are you to sleep doing x' test and pretty much said very likely to most.
>lless moody
that'd be nice too.
>>26596914
Nah I'm on there enough
I'm just trying to clean up the thread
>>26596940
Too bad, we're all faggots in /r9k/ now present your boipucci
Bought this girls car lads.
>>26596946
Make a faggot general, you can all bum around in there
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>Raining heavy
>Still haven't got out of comfy pyjamas
>Need to get tonight's booze
NEET's need careworkers, this is all too much.
>>26596988
NEET's need a loving bf orgf if you are into thatto help each other out through the day.
>>26596975
That a TT mate?
It's a nice car, not a girls one at all.
Banker, or salesmans car yes, girls no.
You'll get all the girls because they will think you make mad rennies.
wan wan needs walking but she's firmly asleep on my bed
need to do a shop up to and i drive really far away to one to avoid bumping into anyone i might know or knew
if i do the shop up now it might be dark by the time i'm back and too late to take her out
what do lads? i don't want to wake her she's old now and looks so content asleep
>>26597000
Corbyn will get us all state-issued qts.
>>26597011
Yeah it's the 225hp Quattro model. Gonna spray the wheels black to make it look less cute 2bh.
Dunno how girls will think someone with a 3 grand car is rich tho.
Most people's 1L economy cars cost more than that.
>>26597000
where do i find a loving bf? i just want someone to love and care for.
>>26597041
in suicides sweet release
>>26597039
It's not about the price of the car mate, it's about what the car stands for. A TT isn't some poofy wee mini, it's a car that represents prestige because it's used by people with jobs that involvle travel a lot, like an area manager. These jobs tend to be well paying, and thus women will think you have money... guys too.
What kind of job do you have?
>tfw my vespa cost 3 grand and I've ridden it like 3 times.
>>26597039
Well it's an expensive model when new, so as long as it's in good nick then you'll still get mad fly honeys.
To be honest, boys, this is a tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxOObDYl7Pw
>>26597041
you don't. no such thing
>>26597041
All the ones worth loving already have a qtgf
>>26597091
>poverty techno
not even once mate...
Well, in the mid 00s, but everyone was popping pills so it was okay and we couldn't care what music was playing.
>>26594959
I really enjoy British QT.
Just seen Sarpong get btfo by Theo on the EU.
>When you take a fat ogre shit but the other half doesn't show up for another an hour and you have to go again
Can't wait until the Jaguar XE is an old enough model for me to get on the cheap.
>>26596855
>not wanting a femboy purely for his body
Its not like there's much else to do with it, cuddlings wasted time unless you grip him as he bounces on your cock.
>>26597030
no worries lads, the beast has risen on it's own
>>26597041
Hampshire is a start :^), but actually some people i know get together through a local game society for D&D and board games, lots of gays there.
>>26597186
we all want a nice femboy like that, but Big T is a good friend to us all lad, worthy of respect.
>>26596946
Speak for yourself subhuman.
>>26597205
Nigga you gay as fuckYou gay or bi?
>>26597227I'm a solid 3, bi as fuck.
>>26597030
She needs her walkies anon. She can have another kip after walkies.
She looks like a good pupper, i hope you treat her right. Give her a pat on the head for me
>>26597202
>tfw waggy woofs are both dead
I'd need to sit with my back to the wall at a britfeel meetup. You lot are batty as fuck is no one in here straight?
I need people to
>tfw no qt gf
With.
>>26597081
>What kind of job do you have?
Call centre manager.
>>26597288
It has got a lot gayer in here recently. I thought it was just usual 4chan epicness at first but I think some of you lads are genuinely lusting for cocks.
Surely >>>/soc/ is what you gays want? Go there and only come back once you've found some relief.
>>26597250
of course i treat her right anon, she's my bestand onlyfriend; i love her to pieces.
here's your pat :)
>>26597255
i'm so sorry anon. i don't know how you feel and i'm scared to think about it cos it must be awful but you should be happy you gave them a wonderful life with you.
>>26597288
I'm straight. I'd go to the meetup, wouldn't go to the after party though, the smell of cum, sweat and shit would soon fill the air.
Actually I'd wait for everyone to start fucking and steal a load of alcohol. You down? We could steal loads.
>>26597324
I had to have them put down unfortunately they were incredibly ill
>>26597327
>stealing the booze
>not stealing the booze and wallets.
Mate.
>>26597324
My dad's rough/boarder collie does that when i kneel down to give him pats. He's such a good boy, doesn't ever bark
>>26597327
We should convince them to order dominos and then steal that too.or try to pull a fattie and rail her in front of tidle and his merry fags
Eating yogurt with your index finger. I am the higher primate.
>>26597308
but i don't want a narcissistic and vapid bf, i want a shut in sympathetic bf who i can listen to and share fee fees with and watch anime and play viyda together and have lots of cuddlessend applications to [email protected]
i'm not going to find that on /soc/
quick lads, Father Brown has started.
>>26597227
nigga he got dumped by a robot, look into the whole azulad/junlad drama. pair of puffs
Day 2 without having a wank, mates.
Built my first PC lads, how'd I do?
>>26597458
same mate
if i make it to day 5 i'm going to fuck an escort from adultwork or backpages.
>>26597452
Mate I didn't know if he was a full on poof or still into pussy
>>26597452
They where fucking and one of them got dumped?
Pretty sad tbf. Wonder if they see each other's waifus and cry
>>26597471
> 960
> Didn't get a 4690k
> Never heard of that Mobo
Pretty badly.
But how much did you spend? Maybe it's excusable.
>>26597492
I'm pretty sure they were never having sex.
>>26597501
azulad frigid or what?
>>26597500
560 in total
I didn't want to overclock, I'm not a gaymer except for Hearts of Iron III and Rise of Nations
>>26597501
they talked about 'molesting' each other and once posted about 'rubbing peepees'. maybe they didn't fug anally, but they went far onto the gay scale
>>26597501
What's the point in being gay if you can't just fuck the lad you're seeing.
Girls are annoying because they need to think you care most of the time. I'd have thought you be into lads to avoid that nonsense. Should be on the same wavelength and just get down to business. No need to catch feels
>>26597471
Looks solid. Not much storage there though.
>>26597568
In a gay relationship there is always at least one bitch, so it's basically like being with a girl, but with a dick, so why not just go straight to the source and get a girl because at least that way you're not a gay.
>>26597552
Oh thats fine then.
>>26597602
the only gay one here is you posting pictures of that fucking puff all over the thread.
>>26597602
I agree with you mate. Girls have 3 holes and tits.
Sounds stupid but I've always argued that anal is a gateway to gay. You do a lass in the bum and then you might as well do a dude.
>>26597433
>i want a shut in sympathetic bf
if he's a shut in he won't date in the first place mate
>>26597674
i'm a shut in and i'd 'date'
being a shut in get can incredibly lonely, i don't see why someone else wouldn't want too
>>26597647
>Damon Albarn
>a poof
mate, calm down, it's not like I posted Noel Gallagher.
Also lads waywt?
>tfw dressed in the same shit since the 00s.
>>26597702
Shut ins don't want to meet people. You're just a loser.
>>26597719
cringe, on par with autism shoes and flared jeans
Been declined from my top 3 unis
Don't know what I'm going to do
>>26597722
>tfw
oh well
>Hello we're audi and we thought it would be a really grate idea to put a plastic skid tray over the oil pan then hold it in with 20 ungalvinised screws. Good look trying to get change the oil in 10 years time!
>>26597702
>i'm a shut in and i'd 'date'
you are not a shut in. a shut in never leaves the house and dating is way too much for them.
>>26597719
I don't understand why people don't dress like this. It's objectively the best way for a british lad to dress.
>tfw northern so about 10 years behind in fashion
>>26597732
>tfw almost 30 and don't care that people see me as cringy.
>tfw not wearing what makes you feel comfortable.
When does the movie start tonight?
And I heard it's Boyz N The Hod right?
>>26597806
it's zulu lad
>>26597781
>It's objectively the best way for a british lad to dress.
It really is. And it's so cosy.
>tfw Scottish so about 20 years behind in fashion
Whats your /fa/shion sense like, lads?
>>26597870
sweatpants and hoodie because im a fatty
>>26597870
Chad clothing to get girls mirin
http://strawpoll.me/6860420
http://strawpoll.me/6860420
http://strawpoll.me/6860420
do it. let us find out lads
>>26597931
Yes but only for cuddles desu, I wouldn't actually have sex with another man
>>26597963
I don't actually think I could willing have sex with anyone desu
>>26597963
i'm rocking in the same boat matebristol
>>26597963
>>26597989
>want a bf
>not fucking
you lot don't want a bf. you want companionship. start with getting some friends
>>26598074
I also really want cuddles though. friends don't do that.
>>26598090
friends can do, if you ask them.
>>26598103
Thats not true though.
>>26598074
I have friends, I just want someone to share life with while still staying loyal to my waifu desu
Unfortunately that person currently lives 6,850 miles away with no money for a plane ticket
>>26597839
Im half scott so that might be where it comes from
>>26598119
>having a bf
>having a waifu
pick one
>>26598119
>someone to share life with
what life? collecting bennies ain't much of a life lad
>>26598090
Some girls do.
Painful when you like them and they don't feel the same way but they'll snuggle up to you at a movie night.
>tfw no movie night snuggles over in 3.5 years
Dunno where it's all gone wrong lads
>>26598119
>I have friends
do you lad? really?
>>26598169
>when you like them and they don't feel the same way but they'll snuggle up to you
That's some hardcore mixed signals senpai.
any of you guys know where to get cialis without prescription? do most drug dealers have it?
>>26598223
>do most drug dealers have it?
No, why the fuck would they?
>>26598244
i thought it might be a thing. think i heard it somewhere
>>26598196
She had a boyfriend at the time, I know she didn't like him really but didn't want to be single. She snuggled up a few times and definitely knew i liked her.
Now she's at uni it feels like she tries to distance herself from me as I rarely hear from her but we're good friends still when we do see each other.
Brings back some deep feels. Hate myself for not having the balls to try
>>26594347
was this pic taken in blackpool
>>26598323
If it was blackpool there would be swarms of angry seagulls shitting on everything. One of those shitehawks plopped on my arm last time I went there.
>>26598283
>I know she didn't like him really but didn't want to be single
>women
Mum and dad are going out tonight, kebab and SFV with my brother, I can't wait.
Give me an update Poleaboo
>>26598119
>I want to be a raging faggot but still be pure and loyal to my waifu
Impossible you subhuman trash.
>>26598369
M8 if you want to see real angry seagulls come to rural Scotland. Some of them killed a Yorkie two months ago.
>>26598382
Fucking tell me about it. You become a good friend to get to know them and then they never want anything remotely romantic.
They'd rather take a chance on a stranger than someone they know well. Smh lads baka
>>26598389
Poleaboo has nothing to report other than his sister being a complete bitch.
>>26598389
His mummy won't let him on web forums
>>26598416
Don't think wanting someone to live with and play vidya and travel the world with is being a raging faggot tbqh
>>26598387
I hope you're getting melted cheese on that kebab lad.
>>26598464
>>26598389
Also poleaboo is starting to seriously consider getting a bf of his own.
>>26598389
Last we heard the police were going ahead with the prosecution.
Might have something to do with him being ratted on about his phishing sites.
>>26598453
>You become a good friend to get to know them and then they never want anything remotely romantic.
For fuck sake. Women don't want to date friends. Get it through your skull. Make your intentions known asap when you meet a women that you want to get her romantically. Don't try to date them after becoming good friends.
>>26598482
I don't think they do it, I've not seen it before, I don't normally get any sauce on it.
Do you reckon I could get on the undateables just for being 5'5" and socially retarded? I dunno if they will take me unless I am a downie
>>26598483
>implying anyone would date a ugly paki
even gays have standards lad.
>>26598474
Of course you will try to rationalise it. The bottom line is your waifu isn't enough for you, you're just a lonely faggot who also wants his quirky trait of having a why fu XD.
>>26598517
If you do get on, be sure to give us a sign so we know its you
>>26598525
Whatever you say lad, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about
>>26598500
>become friendly
>but flirty
>attempt to make a move they deflect it
>continue being friendly so as not to be rude
>they snuggle up to you at movie nights
>"Your a good guy anon. I wish I knew other lads like you"
This is true.
![14b7ac79-54b9-4150-a95a-d9fe1ec0ea20[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xnhjgvs.jpg "14b7ac79-54b9-4150-a95a-d9fe1ec0ea20[1]")
>>26598517
I used to hang out with Steve from the undateables. They seem to be taking less and less freaky people each season so you've got a shot.
>>26598539
>>26598474
Sorry to but in to your convo but you've clearly no idea what it means to have a waifu, or even what the word waifu means.
>>26598517
Make up a fucked up tic to get on the show. Then when you meet a girl say when you're with her your tic goes away. It'll be all romantic and shit.
>>26598517
im mixed race so i think ill get on the programme, theyll have to take me due to diversity desu
>>26598539
You're lonely gay 18 year old on anti-depressants. All you do is try to grab attention in these threads by posting 'your' waifu and circlejerking with the other guy who lives next to you.
>>26598530
Ok what should I do? Say a meme? Talk about feels?
>>26598517
Poleaboo should get on it, he would be perfect for it
>>26598612
Mention your friend 'poleaboo' if you can
Does skeletor have a skull for a face or is it just a mask?
>>26594347
why arent you londistanis breaking the windows of every kebab restaurant in sight
>>26598684
Why does he wear the mask?You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. desu
>4pm
>Still haven't started drinking yet
I'm due a head pat.
>>26598739
*pats head**opens bottle of vodka to celebrate*
>>26598389
Poleaboo is in hiding as the Scottish Police have installed a surveillance van outside of his house.
>>26598762
>Poleaboo is in hiding as the Scottish Police have installed a surveillance van outside of his house.
literally who?
>>26598762
I used to like him until I found out he unironically has a high opinion of islam.
everybody knows badger loves mash potatoes
>>26598739
I want to beat up Nico!
>>26598754
Well I could feel the shakes coming.
>>26598791
I hope they gun him down so that retards like you stop talking about him 24/7 on every britfeel thread.
>>26598792
>unironically has a high opinion of islam.
literal human garbage
>>26598684
good question, think its just a skull
>>26598792
He hates paki's though even though he is one himself.
He doesn't even speak urdu or arabic.
>>26598812
did you even read my post m8
>>26598808
>>26598754
Whats the best kind of vodka to get lads? I'm have some smirnoff rn
>>26598849
sorry senpai, I meant to link to the other guy.
>>26598834
He hates everyone. He calls pakis animals sometimes then calls people white bastards/cumskins.
Wow the 'do you want a bf' pol is dead even right now lads
>>26598881
I'm not a 'for taste' kinda guy. Smirnoff for me too since it's usually the cheapest 'proper' brand.
wish i had friends lads
oce
>>26598792
Seriously? Well thats killed the fucking magic. I thought his views on women were informed by autism not backwards religious views.
What a piece of shit he is.
Went to the job centre and on the way home witnessed a woman screaming at her 5 year old. I don't want to go outside again desu lads it depresses me so much
>Cunts at Halfords have sold me the wrong oil filter
>Now have to pay for a taxi down to the store to pick up the right one because my car is jacked up in the air with no oil in it
what drug/s are you using to escape from reality tonight?
Eating my dinner but struggling and badly needed a shit. Went for a shit and suddenly i;m wolfing my food down.
How does shit impact on your appetite? Weird.
>Uber drivers keep cancelling on me
What the fuck?
https://instasync.com/r/desesseintes
>>26598990
maybe you smell like shit lad, buy some lynx africa
>>26598949
I am just getting drunk.
The nice man at Bargain Booze old me 9 bottles for 13 bong. Normally it is 8 for 12 bong but he had a packet that was 6 for 8 bong then the other 3 were 5 bong. So I paid one pound more but I got one bottle extra.
>>26598990
try not being a filthy nigger mate
>>26599001
How can they smell me tho.
I've had one 6 min away cancel, then 7 min away cancel. Now one is coming from 11 min away.
Who /baller/ here?
I'm trying to decide between a Ferrari or Lamborghini. Maybe both, eh.
>>26598949
bone dry, no weed. i await dreams and boredom with baited breath.
I don't like cricket, oh no
you thought you could be hokage? its absurd, never. these eyes of mine show me many things, one thing they've shown me, peoples limitations
>>26599092
I LOVE IT
DREADLOCK HOLIDAY
>>26599066
im sorry to hear about the no weed situation senpai
I love it oh yeah!!
>>26597766
>in 10 years time
Who gives a fuck?
>>26599104
you watching t20? dat tackle
Just passed 24 hours without eating anything. Feeling pretty good desu~
>>26597931
>3 normies with bfs posting here right now
>>26599127
Don't you ever get hungry?
Do you find it easier to drink water or something?
>>26599126
no mate just love that choon
ty based tim vickery
>>26599060
Make anime real senpai
>>26599161
I came to see Maradona who's going to score in naplesss
>>26599127
Congrats, you might be in one seat in airplanes by summer.
>>26599146
>3
I wonder who the third is desu
>>26599154
I think I get hungry but I do not want to eat anything, if that makes sense~
Drinking water is one way of suppressing appetite, so I drink a lot of it~
>>26599180
it's the magnificent sounds of africa
>>26598949
h2o
water
>>26599189
>airplanes
GTFO YANK NOW
>>26599201
I'm going to eat a big meaty pizza
>>26598949
modafinil, or basically sleep deprivation, when you stay up for 2+ days, you get an pretty good natural high mixed in with some hallucinogenic properties; cozy af when you finally sleep too.
>>26599218
I hope that you enjoy it senpai~
>>26599107
it's alright, it makes hooking up with stonedbros all the more sweeter
plus venetian snares just released a new album
>>26599146
>>26599199
pic related
>>26599214
>>26599189
who else incognito yank here
>>26599266
Well your not exactly incognito if you go and tell everyone are you?
>>26599266
>tfw no holly holly willoughby gf
>>26599250
Whats your bf like? Where did you meet him? Sounds cute and fun desu,
>>26599266
Posting from South Dakota here
>>26599266
I'm incognegro
Another week of wage slaving over
Another weekend where I have nothing to do
And so the cycle continues
Cheers.
>>26599411
I'll drink a pint for you anon
>>26599452
>Anime will be the only way to see kids with non-brown subhuman eyes in the future
Fuck m.
>>26596734
>tfw people say anime is for paedophile manchildren but you've never found one you liked
Got a booking with this lady tomorrow, not sure whether to go or not
>>26598989
>16:21:26
>Eating my dinner
You absolute savage
>>26599722
>she gets paid to have sex with guys much better looking than her
>>26599722
Where'd you find this proper MILF, mate?
>>26599722
I would not pay money to shag that.
>>26599311
>tfw Pennsylvania
>>26599735
My body clock is fucked atm
>>26599745
>>26599756
I have a thing for fat milfs, and it's only 40 quid for 15 mins.
>>26599755
Adult work
I think I might go down the chinky, what should I get lads?
it's my birthday today lads, i'm 23 years old
>>26599811
You should get a gf, they're really good
>>26599811
sweet and sour cat
>>26599824
happy birthday lad
>>26599776
Best remember the mouthwash so you can disinfectant your cock
>>26599824
Happy birthday lad. You doing anything for it?
>>26599722
She's repulsive.
Origami fucking comment.
>>26599855
I never said i'd shag her officer. Though when I do shag i always use johnnys.
>>26599864
sucking lots of nigger cock tbqh
>>26599722
How the fuck does she get paid to have sex? You couldn't pay me to have sex with her. I wouldn't fuck her with Poleaboo's dick.
>>26599824
Best wishes on your birthday today
>>26599811
Don't be rude it is called a Chinese.
>>26599854
>>26599912
thanks m8s
>>26599864
getting a chinese tonight with my family, going to the pub with some friends tomorrow night
>>26599811
Crab claws.
>>26599912
I realise this is the wrong image, maybe it could be useful to you though
Here is the one I intended to post
Are windows more sound proof from the inside?
If I can hear all the people talking really clearly in the street outside my house does that mean they would be able to hear me as well? I am on the second floor with the windows closed.
>>26599824
I'm 23 as well mate I have found it pretty shit to be 23 so far, how are you finding it?
>tfw wasted 9 years of my life on this website
>getting told by some underage to leave because I'm a normie and this is his board
weird feels
i want to kill myself again
>>26599811
Peking ribs, sweet and sour chicken, spring rolls, chips and some BBQ sauce for dipping
That's what I'm planning on getting for my dindins
>>26599985
Iktfm I don't know how these kids today think they are. The word normie didn't even exist back in the day.
>>26599987
I just had that feel.
I can avoid it if I avoid thinking about anything though.
>>26600006
>getting chips from the Chinese
>>26599811
I personally am going to be getting a couple of spring rolls, egg friend rice, crispy beef or shredded duck not sure yet, pork ribs, prawn crackers and maybe something else if anything tickles my fancy when I am looking at the menu.
>>26600053
>>getting chips from the Chinese
I used to think the same thing. They fry them in sesame seed oil and serve them with garlic, jalapenos and onion and they're the best chips I've ever had.
>>26599974
not amazing, i much preferred being 22. 23 seems a lot older than 22 for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ4bPnevjdo
>>26599824
happy birthday lad! hopefully you got all the anime gear you wanted.
>>26600161
>2D waifu
truly pleb. my waifu is 3D and i have no interest in anime. thanks for wishing me happy birthday lad
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_11.44_[2015.10.12_21.40.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SepSZDI.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv snapshot 11.44 [2015.10.12 21.40.46]")
>>26600211
i take it back lad, i hope you only have a pretty okay but not great birthday.
Went shopping lads, how did I do?
>>26594889
Posting a picture of a picture of my waifu
>>26600086
I agree mate I feel the same way.
>>26600283
Quite a range of booze you have their senpai.
Tonight I have 8 Hobgoblins and 1 Banana Bread beer.
>>26600283
>whole milk
steady on mate
>>26600283
where are your badgers
>>26600329
Wow, thats a odd ratio of drinks.
>>26600348
I didn't see any but that is a good point, must sort that out next time.
>>26600329
>8 beers all the same
That's no way to live.
>>26600283
did you get id'd
Got some gulden draak tonight bois
>>26600368
Banana Bread beer is like a sweet treat to begin with then I move onto savoury for the remainder of the night.
>>26595457
Property real cheap property
>>26599811
Flied lice
>mfw finished watching The Wire now I just want to watch it all again
Are there any other good TV shows?
>>26600211
>3dpd
>able to be a waifu
Normies...
*rolls eyes*
>>26600283
Good range. Shame about the weeb pride.
>>26596125
Not in the legal sense, however it did rank in the ACMD's top 2 most lethal to British public lad
Angels - Robbie Williams best song ever
2010 coming at ya lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S35THmZD_E
What's a good career for someone who is good at changing appearances?
>>26600644
spie
If you tell your work you have depression do they have to give you certain leeways?
>>26600474
the sopranos
true detective (first season)
>>26600659
I told my boss I had depression and he let me go home and stop being paid.
>>26600716
pretty sure you to give special treatment to people with conditions in Britain.
Movie night when?
>>26600659
If you go to the Doctor you can get a note to have time off. I worked with this roastie who went to to the doctor and said she was stressed and she got a month off paid and then another month on reduced hours. It might only work for women though cus if you're a man you're supposed to man up.
>>26600746
WHAT ARE WE WATCHING
>>26600745
Depends where you are. If your company thinks they can get away with it then they'll drop you like a rock.
>>26600764
I don't really want time off I just want an ace in the hole I can pull if I get in trouble.
>>26600767
Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl
>>26600745
They have to let you go to medical appointments but thats about all they have to do.
They can't fire you because of illness but they can fire you for something else the next time you fuck up.
>>26600802
NAH
WHAT ARE WE REALLY WATCHING
>>26600767
All episodes of K-ON back to back.
moot agreed, don't bother him about it.
>>26600823
moot ?
jyfjygyjjf
>>26600767
The actual winner of the poll was Zulu.
Rate these immigrants from your favourite to your least favourite and give a little description as to why if you like
>Arab Muslims
>Irish
>Polish
>Jamaican
>African
>Poo in the loo Indians
>Eastern Euros
>Spanish
>Chinese
>>26600819
Tokyo Gore Police
>>26600806
Don't they have to be nicer to you in case you kill yourself?
>>26600875
And Italians as well. Forgot the Italians. There's loads of them.
>>26600474
>good TV shows
So rare. I just have a few of shows I constantly rewatch:
Star Treks TNG and DS9
Person of Interest
Spooks
24
Mystery Science Theater 3000
I was going to do 24 next but they only have season 5 onwards on Netflix for some reason.
>>26600893
It's actually good for them if you kill yourself as then they won't have to pay sick leave and can hire a normie for your role.
>>26600875
I knew some okay polish people, not that well but they seemed fine tbqhwy.
>>26600859
Don't joke anon, one day there really will be people who don't know.
>>26600893
No, the company may have its own policy and if you are woman working for the council or civil service you will basically get anything you want.
Your manager can choose to be understanding or not, but they don't have to give you any special treatment.
>>26600474
Naeturvaktin
>>26600875
chinese
irish
jamaican
african
poo in the loo indians
italians
eastern euros
polish
arab muslims
spanish
>Have lots of vodka and rum
>Nothing to mix it with
>>26600953
What did the Spanish do to you?
Also why would you have Eastern Euros above Poles, Eastern Euros are like less evolved Poles.
>>26600970
>Mixing your rum
You need either better rum or better taste
>man made to feel bad for being attracted to women
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35613299
>>26600953
i find their accent extremely annoying. i quite like serbs and their grumpy ways
>>26600998
>implying rum and ginger beer isn't the GOAT drink
>>26601009
t. Raekwon Marley
>>26601002
He is a silly sausage but she would have been legal in just a couple of months, would all the people lynching him be saying owt then?
>tfw just spent the last hour browsing justin biebers instagram wondering where everything went so wrong in my life
>>26601002
He deserves punishment for being an impatient twat who wouldn't wait 6 months.
>>26601093
He deserves punishment for being a filthy normie who could attract a female
post british girls with great asses
>>26601281
Speaking of, does anyone have any good wallpapers with karen on them?
I want to spice up my desktop desu.
>>26601076
you were not born handsome, rich or charismatic. you were therefore bullied or ignored through your school life which led to depression and anxiety; both of these combined have completely wiped away any sliver of self-esteem you had. You now spend most of your days wanting to go back to bed wishing you'd be hit by a car as you walk down to the shops to buy another bottle of whiskey (courtesy of the JSA you're currently on) as you are too cowardly to kill yourself, scared of the guilt from disappointing your parents even more than your feeble existence already has,.
>Old Hopking spiced rum from Aldi
Jesus fucking christ this is just mentholated spirits with rum flavour.
I've never had anything that burned this bad, not even straight glenns vodka.
>>26600875
Irish - White and English speaking.
Polish - Can do plumbing
Eastern Euros - Also do plumbing. Also Slavs tend to be based.
Spanish - I'll allow it. As long as they're not Moors.
Chinese - As long as they don't act like they do back home
Jamaican - We used to own them, so...
Indians - They become doctors, so it's not like they're COMPLETELY useless.
Africans - Blacks not welcome
Muslims - Complete and utter cancer. Wish we could just declare war on the entire religion and exterminate them without the fucking traitorous lefties crying about it.
>>26601585
>They become doctors
shitty fucking cheating doctors
>>26601585
>We used to own them, so...
so what
the fucking rich used to own them
not your average english peasant
and still: so fucking what
i would kick any one of your heads in
who wants a fight?
if this post gets singles i am the ultimate alpha male of britfeel
>>26601739
I'll fight you if you come to the north east mate
I got a banana bread beer for dessert, do I put it in the fridge or what?
>>26601705
t. an angry black person with slave ancestry
>>26600644
A cat walk model lad
>>26601781
It needs heat to activate the yeast, put it by your radiator, rotating slowly for an hour
>>26601585
>Eastern Euros - Also do plumbing
I couldnt help and comment on this. Overwhelming majority from Eastern Europe are the lowest lowlifes in native country, so never trust one.
>>26601781
It tastes pretty shit if you drink it straight out of the fridge, room temperature is better.
>>26600802
I'LL FIGHT YOU BUT YOU HAVE TO BUY ME A PINT AFTERWARDS
I JUST WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING
>>26601827
Don't, its not the same.
>>26601583
Banned for life now you stupid paki
>>26601844
YOU COULDN'T SELL US SOME WEED COULD YA?
MY DAD USED TO SEE TO ME BUT HE DIED
IT'S SHIT IN BIRMINGHAM
just got my PHD in applied memes lads.
any /southampton/ fags wanna smoke weed and drink special brew?
>>26601904
Do they just email it to you
>>26601583
HE'S HERE
oc
>>26601873
I'm not a pakiI'm a gorilla
My dinner from yesterday is my waifu
I wish I was still eating it right now
>>26601915
a-and cuddle?
anyone here got Rainbow Six Siege? Is it good?
>>26601915
>>26601979
I will do some weed, brew and vidya if we have a cheeky cuddle lad.
>>26601967
THIS ISN'T JEWBOOK FUCK OFF
>>26601915
Get off 4chan dad, you're embarrassing me
Any info on the super secret /britfeel/ movie stream yet?
>>26602005
why the fuck not
post deets
>>26602141
Linking to the stream is sadly forbidden (see pic)
You could probably find it if you tried though.
>>26601915
tempted to drive down lad
>>26602005
>>26602167
GO BE GAY SOMEWHERE ELSE FAGGETS
>>26602174
Absolute mad man
FGSFDS
>>26602174
Cheers Gloucester bro.
>>26600474
Sopranos lad. Watched it for the 4th time recently. Already craving a 5th time.
>>26602174
>I share a county with scum like this
I bet you live on Barton Street
In or out lads?
>>26602411
PAKIS OUT
OUT EU
SCO'LAND OOT TOO
>>26602411
In, the free trade game too strong fammy
>>26602411
out out out lad fucking get us out, its bullshit
>>26602411
OOOUUUTTT
oc
>>26602411
out obviously
you get retards like the guy above me thinking it means the end of trade, pure ignorance
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>>26602411
anime IN
>>26602411
Out
I want to go on an adventure and make new alliances. Plus it will piss off the Americans which is great fun.
im black desu lads, born in england, i dont want to leave the place of my birth :(
>>26602167
you first la
>>26602167
you in the steam group lad? got some southampton lads here.
>>26602411
poke it all about
>>26602411
In, because the butthurt will be as good as the Scotland referendum results
>>26602492
kik: oil_moon
email: [email protected]
>tfw someone asks me to go for a drink at the pub
>go to pub, try calling them and they've blocked my number
>have 3 pints by myself in the space of an hour, literally sat there browsing the web on my phone
>>26602452
>free trade
Means nothing to most people. Unless you're regularly importing goods worth more than 15 bong you will never notice the difference.
>>26602411
Out.
Fuck the EU.
>>26602526
>posting your details on 4chan
He actually did it, the absolute madman
>>26600919
>Mystery Science Theater 3000
Good taste. It's the comfiest show ever and all/most of it is on youtube. The new series will probably be shit though
>>26602574
both throwaway accounts obviously
ree fucking normie house mates in the kitchen. I want to cook dinner.
>>26602526
are you; really kinky and looking to get abused hard by a dirty guy :3
>>26600875
I'm not explaining shit to you,..
Irish
Spanish
Jamaican
Polish
Eastern Europeans
Africans
Poo on street
A-rabs
>>26602411
OUT PAKIS
IN ANIME
>>26602650
What about Pakistani animation? in or out?
>>26602601
>The new series
It was over for me when that cigarette mascot got announced as the new mad. Good to know there's another MSTie in this country though, where'd you hear about it?
>>26602641
maybe. are you offering? 8)
>>26602646
This is pretty much spot on tbf. I'd probably have Poo in the loos a bit higher because they tend to be friendly Hindus.
>>26602632
All you have to do is out-normie them, go into the kitchen and whoop and holler and spout and endless stream of how many fit birds you've shagged recently and how drunk you were last night/the night before/tomorrow night and demand they high-five/fist-bump you repeatedly while you tell them about your exploits, eventually they'll leave.
>>26602632
iktf, its why I eat an hour or so before everyone else or just go hungry otherwise.
>>26602650
Poleaboo thinks Poo in loos so kawaii senpei
>>26599959
yes, they are probably being loud af anyways
>>26602695
yes i am, but not tonight lad, got the film night you know.
>>26602752
well please send me a message or an email and I'll make your dirtiest fantasies come true >//<
>>26602632
Get out there, you have no shame since you're on /r9k/, make them awkward enough to leave, then you got a free kitchen.
>>26602683
Heard about it on the audio commentary for The Simpsons season 6 or 7. Still wasn't sure what it was exactly until I saw Americans talk about it on the internet years later
>>26602632
When I came back to my uni house after Christmas all my housemates were in the kitchen, eventually I gave up waiting for them to leave and walked to Tescos at 10 PM to get a sandwich, that was my dinner.
>>>/wsg/955805
laughed for like 15 minutes straight oh man
>>26602994
Are there literal 12 year olds on 4chan now?
>have a good social interaction
>spend the next hour going over all highlights and good things I said/jokes I made
Is this autistic?
Conversely when I have bad social interactions I of course obsess over the stupid things I said.
re e wind when the crowd say bo selecta
>>26603087
That sounds pretty normal. I do that with 4chan conversations too.
>>26602650
I prefer pakis over faggots
ATLEAST THEY HAVE MORALS
>>26603087
no it's introspective
autistic people don't do it, they do not have that level of self-awareness
the worst it could be is social anxiety, but if you're not pondering what you thought went wrong then I wouldn't worry
Why are normies obsessed with being in the kitchen?
Ree fuck off I'm cooking
>>26603087
Nah that's fine. I tend to spend the next hour going over all the things I said and did that made me seem to eager or look like an idiot or a creep
I've just blinked.
what does marmite taste like
Can get a job for a bank earning 22k starting Monday- Friday 9-5 bank holidays off but I don't know if I want to commit to going back to wageslaving full time.
>>26603205
twiglet paste
>>26603214
How much have you got saved up?
>can hear normies laughing and partying all around me
>I'm hunched up in front of my laptop listening to Simon and Garfunkel
H-happiest days of my life, r-r-right?
>>26603205
A beer barrel
>>26603214
What's the job role? 22k is pretty decent and banks usually have okay career progression.
>>26603087
>replaying a conversation from years ago in your mind until you get it just right
Hopefully I can discover a time machine and make use of this
>>26603242
Sounds like uni days. Except replace Simon and Garfunkel with EL-P or Touche Amore
>>26603137
>staying in the kitchen with normies
>not walking out because you need a breather and being unable to go back in and just letting your food burn
>>26603087
You're anxious when it comes to social situations. Which is pretty much a perquisite for finding your way here in the first place.
>>26603261
Sales Coordinator, it's not actually doing sales though it revolves around supporting mortgage brokers with the bank's systems.
Tbh I would take it but I want to move city soon, I don't have a job lined up where I am going I just want to get out of where I am would probably end up working at Tesco or something.
Started saving loads of money after I switched from diced beef to ox heart lads.
Pretty sure it's healthier too because heart muscle has no fat.
>>26603387
Well done mate and you will gain their courage.
>>26603339
Take the job, work there for a bit so you have some experience to show on your CV then start looking for sort of similar jobs in the city you want to move to.
>>26603339
>it revolves around supporting mortgage brokers
Take the job lad. It can get you into being a mortgage broker yourself in the future. Boring job with lots of paperwork but an average one makes about 30k a year.
>>26602771
>tfw no email back yet
;_;
>>26603387
Good stuff, don't get iron poisoning though
Make a new thread then you lazy cunts. I'm too lazy to do it
February nineteenth, I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
>>26603919
I reckon you'll last 4 days.
>>26601739
britfeel fightclub when?on street fighter 5
>>26603941
>tfw I get stomped every time I play online against strangers
>tfw I have no friends to play the game with
That game is useless to me for the next six months. Thanks Capcom for making a game only for FGC nerds
>>26603919
Best of luck lad. Find a hobby or something to occupy your mind too. I tend to eat junk food more when I have nothing else to do and am feeling bored.
