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/Britfeel/ Getting laid off soon lads edition
If dubs, I walk 18 miles to meet a grill.
Moving to Swansea soon, time to turn my life around.
FINALLY
Been waiting for this thread for hours.
Waifu cunts not allowed.
>Britain invented the wheel
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-35598578
>>26594421
Do it anyway.
Human contact is good
>>26594460
Start one your self then? I was disappointed when i sat down at work to fun post and there was no thread.
I had to delve into the archives for the op image
>>26594567
I'm indecisive and leave my choices to the doubles. Maybe next time.
>>26594760
There won't be a next time anon. You know that. You're just scared
>>26594763
The doubles have spoken, leave him alone you fucking faggot.
Recently became unemployed. Dont listen to the wagecuck meme, its absolutely crushing
>>26594783
Oh we know. There's a reason we live the NEET life.
>get to do whatever we want
>no stress
>always food in the fridge
>don't have to give our lives for some reptilian jew
>>26594783
I'll be in that boat soon too anon. Group consultation at work is coming to a close.
I don't want to be a doley anon
>>26594537
Why are we just so fucking good at everything?
Science bitches worldwide wish they were on our level.
>Tfw so shit at games I keep dying in Shovel Knight
Post waifus lads.
A friendly reminder 3d cannot be waifus.
>>26594889
I didn't care for her much until she shined in season two. Top gal.
Skipping college today to be a comfylad, feels good
G'day Pommy cunts.
Do any of you galah cunts follow politics?
>tfw british
>tfw born at the heart of a dead empire as a useless and meaningless member of a vestigial island race
>>26594921
yeah getting ready to watch yesterday's QT
should be a blast
>>26594940
Question Time is farcical in Australia as well.
The adversarial system means a vast amount of time is spent yelling over the top of the other side BOO-ing.
>>26594921
>the best parties are all on the insulting side
Pigfuckers out desu
>>26594889
Can be animals, babys and stick figures.
>>26594889
Natsumi is a qt, Kaede (Candy Store) is my favourite though.
Non Non Biyori is such a comfy and healing show. When I was feeling really depressed it had just came out and I think I watched every episode about 10 times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DflP5mBsivA
>>26594441
Spent 7 years of my childhood in Swansea. Not a lot of work there though lad.
My secondary school had a sixth form. On this job app I'm filling in, do I list both secondary school and college as separate entities (there's a drop down box to select secondary school or college) or do I just list secondary school as a 7 year thing?
I get to put in gcses and a levels separately from this.
>>26595063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8YJGwsuJn8
if dubs i go back to sleep
>>26595092
They should be separate, as there's still an application process of getting into your schools sixth form.
>>26595092
I would just put the the time you were at the institution for gcse and a levels i.e. 2002-2009.
Then list the A-Levels you got there and then your GCSE's, always put your mot recent stuff at the top.
>>26594347
Colitis is finally getting better lads.
One day I'll be able to eat baked beans again
>>26594441
my girlfriend is from there, apparently she was an absolute slut in uni
>>26595137
>>26595145
This sounds good.
>>26594889
Very good taste lad, Nattsun is a qt
>>26594889
Head is absolutely killing me for some reason, still looking at my waifu brought a smile to my face.
>>26595251
>undertale
>waifu
>western shit
>tfw earn a decent amount of money for a 22 year old
>tfw live in london
>tfw no friends
>tfw no gf prospects
what do i do?
>>26595266
keep making money m8, fuck everyone else
>>26595266
>earn a decent amount of money for a 22 year old
Won't go far when
>tfw live in london
Stick to making more m8.
>>26594889
>>26595261
Make your peace- quickly.
playing civ5. who should i play as. probably do continents huge, emp or king.
>>26595306
>not Monk
>>26595276
>>26595299
yeah i mean this is the plan i'll probably end up somewhere like 60k a year by the time i'm 40 if not more.
but for what purpose? I don't get much kicks out of money?
I feel better getting something on a bargain than having paid alot for something.
>>26595326
England, spam ships of the line
>>26594843
Hold me, anon :( trying to learn web development to get myself out this hole. Probably doomed to fail.
>>26595266
Keep making money. Women will gravitate to you when you are rich. When they do tell them to fuck off and spend all your bongs on stuff you like instead.
>>26595353
>spend all your bongs on stuff you like instead.
fucking 420blazeit niggers always have to inject weed and weed shit into everything possible, even when it's completely unrelated, just fucking kill yourself cunt, you can't even "spend bongs"
>>26595353
>When they do tell them to fuck off
yeah any girl that came to me for money will be shown the exit fairly quickly.
>spend all your bongs on stuff you like
i don't really like anything though
>>26595336
>I don't get much kicks out of money?
Why the fuck are you in London then lad? It's pretty shit apart from money.
>>26595391
>Literally the most important city on the planet is shit apart from money
>credit card arrived this morning
>already used it within 1 hour of activation to buy a PS4
MADMAN
>>26595403
>Paki and blacks mecca
>Most important
'no'
>>26595418
Hello /pol/
>>26595388
Money will give you the opportunity to try new things to find things that you like. Who knows you may even meet someone special this way.
>>26595381
Are you ok lad? You seem to be hallucinating things that I haven't written.
>>26595409
What games will you be praying?
>>26594537
*STOLE
from the black man
>>26595403
Far too many people for me. If money isn't what motivates you then why even put yourself through it?
>>26595403
he's right its fucking depressing
>>26595391
not sure
i guess its good to have money in the bank as opposed to not having money in the bank
its just i can't fathom what to do with this money im projected to make, if i'm not going to have a family or friends or anything.
If im just a guy in a flat for one, earning money to eat fancy food by himself, seems a bit off.
>>26595442
Bloodborne and Fallout 4
Fallout is available on PC but my computer is shit and I don't really want to spend money upgrading it. Playstation has some nice exclusives out/coming out
>>26595478
Fallout is shit don't do it. Get the Witcher instead.
>>26595122
Sweet dreams anon x
>>26595478
Just remember to make the right choice.
>>26595499
He can own more than two games.
>>26595266
Go outside, go to bars and or small bands and drink. Something will happen, it always does.
A lot more opportunities for things to happen exist just by being around people. They might not always be good things but better than living in a state of limbo.
I went out one day just because, it was 1 PM on a sunday, ended up chatting to two spivs who stole shit from town and then sold it to a local butchers and who had a deal going with a local Chink takeaway to get 10 quid for every bottle of vodka the two spivs stole and gave to them. I just followed them around as I kinda knew one of them but had to see for myself. It helped that I was already half drunk too which made it funny. Interesting to see.
Another night I went out to a pool hall, hoping I'd find someone to play with. Two guys approached me looking to play. After two games of me winning against both, they decided we should do doubles with another guy and play for pints. They fucking railed me big time and told me they were actually pool sharks but that they liked me so they wouldn't fuck my shit up any more and even gave me a broker's card for a bank that gets me free pool in a local bar and nightclub. Was fucking great as it was usually tenner for two hours.
Get out of your comfort zone I suppose.
Just had a fucking awful interview
back to my piece of shit job Monday
hold me lads
>>26595533
so you just head out alone?
>>26595594
I'm here for you anon. What happened lad?
>>26595598
I have done, yes. Head to a bar and have a drink see what happens.
>>26595533
As someone who has spent a lot time sitting alone in bars and just being outside, you are a retard or normie
>>26595351
Learn to code mate. You'll struggle to find a job in web development but you could earn good pennies if you learn cisco and become a server administrator
>>26595607
Boss man was rude and didn't even ask me any questions it was like they had already made up their mind just on seeing me. Prickly atmosphere throughout. They also couldn't get rid of me soon enough, taking a short cut out of a fire exit to get me out.
>>26595381
>being this new
I think yanks should leave tbqh lads
>>26595639
My anecdotes are all I need though. Yours are boring and uneventful, mine have not been so I am correct here.
>>26595613
wew lad seems a bit depressing in itself
i could imagine myself standing there not talking to anyone sipping on a pint thinking 'god everyone is aware i'm here alone'
or i could imagine myself getting a bit drunk and trying to speak to people, being a bit rejected or made to feel unwelcome and downing my pint and going home to feel sad.
>>26595639
coding, cisco and server stuff are 3 separate disciplines, you will need to pick one and only one
>>26595644
Forget about them man, don't waste your thoughts on people without common decency.
>>26595660
Can't win them all, amigo and besides it'ss all fun anyway. Drink somewhere with something going on if you can, footie match, band playing, quiz etc.
That way, you're not just drinking your pint. alternatively, go somewhere with an internet connection just in
case.
>>26594889
Morning lads. How'd you sleep?
>>26595519
>tfw no qt synth gf to cuddle with
>>26595694
The recruiter called me after and said they sometimes do this just to fuck with people.
I've been looking for a new job for over 6 months and every time I get close I end up getting messed about.
>>26594889
2d>3d tbqhwy senpai
Assuming they'll be weaker than I am.
I don't want any screaming or something like that. So I think they either need to be asleep or I need to smash them in the head. I'm a nice person so I would not want to smash their head. I could also stealthily gag them but that might be difficult. I also can't have any witnesses, that will be the hardest part. Which is why I think taking from the street is difficult, people are around.
I was thinking about getting into someone's home and subduing them while they are sleeping, and doing it silently. I can't pick locks though.
Any ideas? This is very important.
>>26595711
I know the feeling. Been looking since June myself. What was the company?
>>26595710
Institute rising when.
>>26595806
sgs international, they do packaging and shit
>>26595445
egyptians never used wheels. maybe pulleys, but not cart wheels.
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Doing an existential while listening to the Spirited Away OST
>>26595835
Did they not have chariots or are movies lying to me?
>>26595835
>egyptians never used wheels
r u dumb senpai?
>>26595858
egyptians never used wheels.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever wanked to?
>>26595875
Yeah they just used the jewz
>>26595875
Evidence indicates that Egyptians made use of potter's wheels in the manufacturing of pottery from as early as the 4th Dynasty.[40] Chariots, however, are only believed to have been introduced by the invasion of the Hyksos in the Second Intermediate period;[41] during the New Kingdom era, chariotry became central to Egypt's military.
Testing to see if 4chan is broken
>tfw getting laid off but not getting laid
if a drug is classed (a b c) is it always illegal?
does alcohol have a class
>Grill keeps inviting me back to hers to chill with her friends and smoke weed
>There's never anyone there when we get there, sometimes there's not even weed
>We just sit and chat then sleep in her bed
>However, she doesn't seem to be hitting on me at all, no real flirting
What's going on here boys, what does she want?
>>26596045
NORMIES PLS GET OUT MY BRITFEEL
REEEEEEEEEE
>>26596113
https://www.gov.uk/penalties-drug-possession-dealing
>>26596113
alcohol isn't a drug you retard, it's a drink
I actually arranged to have my wife abducted and gang raped while I watched. I offered a bonus if they were brutal enough for my liking. They didn't let me down. It destroyed her and she hasn't fucked me since but I get particular pleasure in the fact that she has to pass the abduction sight when she goes to and returns from work each day. The mind games that I can play with the whore now are so much more fun than fucking her ever was. This is so much better than device ever could be. I will torture the bitch everyday of her life.
>>26596119
>5 years for cannabis possession
wish they'd enforce this
I have hayfever in fucking February
How do you sell stuff robots? Is there some one I can pay to do it all for a fee
>>26596132
>tfw been caught smoking by police 3 times, always let off without so much as taking my name
stay mad laddie
>>26596132
Look at this cuckbot
>>26596137
G U M T R E E
>>26596132
i dont understand why you'd wish to completely overload our already at its limits police force with meaningless arrests, not to mention filling up already nearly full prisons for no reason
>>26596168
Cannabis is the cause of 90% of inner city crime. You look these figures up on google.
>>26596179
not seeing the links mate
>>26596202
Talk to Frank mate. He'll square you.
How do i use google to answer my inane question?
>>26596229
type keywords
or just ask it here - everyone else does
>google ways to end it all peacefully
>paramedic comes knocking at my door a few hours later
>>26596264
>paramedic
>Ever having a spare moment
>>26596045
One of the worst feels a man could feesably feel
>>26596264
Come on man. I know life may be shitty now, but the people who actually do care and love you will miss you dearly and want you back. They'll feel at fault forever. Even us redditors that don't hardly know you want you to stay and try to enjoy what the world may give us.
>>26596168
>why should we imprison people that break laws and sustain further crime
>>26596337
why not change the law, take the items out of the criminals hands, tax it and sell it?
>>26596342
>if we make murder legal we can reduce crime
:^)
>>26596363
>comparing weed to murder
>>26596342
>>26596342
lets be honest lad, it's a gateway drug, it's mind altering without abuse and simply shouldn't be allowed on the streets
>>26596386
>it's a gateway drug
I'd consider the real gateway to be nicotine or alochol desu.
>>26596394
the real gateway is secondary school
mixing 11 and 12 year olds with 16, now even 18 year olds
>>26596394
people don't start doing chalk and meth because of nicotine
>>26596264
Was the exit bag method proved to be flawed? I remember it always being mentioned on 4chan until it was suddenly dropped.
>>26596408
I think the likelihood is you will be in excruciating pain and wake up after some hours
>>26596130
>cucked himself
>destroyed someone else is life
Learn to hate yourself like everyone else faggot
>>26596408
Helium tanks now have oxygen included in them meaning death is unlikely
>phone rings
>get nervous
>might be my work programme advisor
>caller ID in Harrogate
>nowhere near me
>feel better
Any manch city bros here?
hows the night life on sundays? is ark still filled to the brim with 60% hot bitches and 20% lads, 18% pakis, 2% indians?
I mean they ARE 50% off on sundays (which is still 2.5-3quid for a screwdriver).
>>26596436
I remember reading the local euthanasia society recommending it which made me assume it was legit. Trying to find their site again.
>will never go to brighton on a friday night with /britfeel/ to score some hot boipussy
>>26596519
You're in fucking brighton, there are countless promiscuous boys looking to suck and fuck anything.
>>26596264
Thats pretty scary, why would they do that?
>>26596528
But I want to be with you lads on a night out while doing it
>>26596508
>>26596508
to be fair my doubts of it are just based on what some people on here said so it might be bollocks
>>26594889
a beautiful Jun for a beautiful thread.
>>26596519
its not hard for me to get to Brighton lad :^)
I regret being a NEET so badly lads, 2 years now and all i've done is stare at a computer screen.
>>26596519
rather go to croydon tbqh
Croydon serial cat killer. Absolute madman in the making.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35598232
>tfw you feel like watching anime but you know it's all formulaic badly-animated crap for latent paedophiles and manchildren
>>26596700
Have been that way since 2011. Most of my twenties has now been spent being a neet. I missed out on everything.
>>26594889
Here's my waifu~
>tfw waking up early and doing everything you have to do
Got the whole day free now. I should do this more often, such a good feel~
>>26596519
They are mostly 30yo men anyway.
>>26596751
HOW ABOUT MAKING US FEEL GOOD WITH YOUR BOIPUSSY
>tfw I've started to cry randomly
I want off this ride
>>26596742
Same here lad, been in my room from 20-22 now. How do you plan to get out of it?
>>26596734
Psycho Pass
Boku dake ga Inai Machi
Code Geass
All are good.
>>26596771
welcome to the club senpai, enjoy the ride
Richard Keys returned home from riding a horse, his wife said "had the horse out for a gallop?". Richard Keys said "it was just a canter".
A man said to Richard Keys, "what do you serve your wine from?". Richard Keys said, "just a decanter".
Richard Keys was pulled over for drunk driving. The cop said "have you had any alcohol tonight?". Richard Keys said "no". The cop said, "what have you been drinking then?". Richard Keys said "it was just Fanta".
>>26596762
>tfw you'll never take turns with your fellow /britfeel/ lads on TildeAnon's boipucci
>>26596462
>finish night shift at 7.
>phone rings at 10
>waiting on doctors to get back with blood results (might have thyroid issues lad, like I'm a girl or some shit)
>turns out it's a call centre.
fucking raging.
>tfw couldn't get back to sleep and now it's 1:30 and I'm wide awake.
>>26596519
I'll go out on the pull with you in Brighton anon
there goes the thread
>>26596811
cant we just cuddle with the big T, or do you only want him for his body? its like you don't ever care about him at all.
>>26596821
I take thyroxine, its pretty great makes me less cold and tired and moody.
>poster on britfeel will never be obsessed with fucking you.
>>26596855
I want to ravage his boipucci, imagine anon, both of us in the same hole, our cocks rubbing together in intense motion while inside of his colon.
>>26596885
Sorry sir but faggots out
>>26596899
>degenerate
>>>/pol/
desu lad go fuck yourself too
>>26596861
I kinda hope it's the same with me.
I sleep 10-14 hours a day and the doc thinks it's defo strange and not just because I work nights.
Did one of those 'how likely are you to sleep doing x' test and pretty much said very likely to most.
>lless moody
that'd be nice too.
>>26596914
Nah I'm on there enough
I'm just trying to clean up the thread
>>26596940
Too bad, we're all faggots in /r9k/ now present your boipucci
Bought this girls car lads.
>>26596946
Make a faggot general, you can all bum around in there
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>Raining heavy
>Still haven't got out of comfy pyjamas
>Need to get tonight's booze
NEET's need careworkers, this is all too much.
>>26596988
NEET's need a loving bf orgf if you are into thatto help each other out through the day.
>>26596975
That a TT mate?
It's a nice car, not a girls one at all.
Banker, or salesmans car yes, girls no.
You'll get all the girls because they will think you make mad rennies.
wan wan needs walking but she's firmly asleep on my bed
need to do a shop up to and i drive really far away to one to avoid bumping into anyone i might know or knew
if i do the shop up now it might be dark by the time i'm back and too late to take her out
what do lads? i don't want to wake her she's old now and looks so content asleep
>>26597000
Corbyn will get us all state-issued qts.
>>26597011
Yeah it's the 225hp Quattro model. Gonna spray the wheels black to make it look less cute 2bh.
Dunno how girls will think someone with a 3 grand car is rich tho.
Most people's 1L economy cars cost more than that.
>>26597000
where do i find a loving bf? i just want someone to love and care for.
>>26597041
in suicides sweet release
>>26597039
It's not about the price of the car mate, it's about what the car stands for. A TT isn't some poofy wee mini, it's a car that represents prestige because it's used by people with jobs that involvle travel a lot, like an area manager. These jobs tend to be well paying, and thus women will think you have money... guys too.
What kind of job do you have?
>tfw my vespa cost 3 grand and I've ridden it like 3 times.
>>26597039
Well it's an expensive model when new, so as long as it's in good nick then you'll still get mad fly honeys.
To be honest, boys, this is a tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxOObDYl7Pw
>>26597041
you don't. no such thing
>>26597041
All the ones worth loving already have a qtgf
>>26597091
>poverty techno
not even once mate...
Well, in the mid 00s, but everyone was popping pills so it was okay and we couldn't care what music was playing.
>>26594959
I really enjoy British QT.
Just seen Sarpong get btfo by Theo on the EU.
>When you take a fat ogre shit but the other half doesn't show up for another an hour and you have to go again
Can't wait until the Jaguar XE is an old enough model for me to get on the cheap.
>>26596855
>not wanting a femboy purely for his body
Its not like there's much else to do with it, cuddlings wasted time unless you grip him as he bounces on your cock.
>>26597030
no worries lads, the beast has risen on it's own
>>26597041
Hampshire is a start :^), but actually some people i know get together through a local game society for D&D and board games, lots of gays there.
>>26597186
we all want a nice femboy like that, but Big T is a good friend to us all lad, worthy of respect.
>>26596946
Speak for yourself subhuman.
>>26597205
Nigga you gay as fuckYou gay or bi?
>>26597227I'm a solid 3, bi as fuck.
>>26597030
She needs her walkies anon. She can have another kip after walkies.
She looks like a good pupper, i hope you treat her right. Give her a pat on the head for me
>>26597202
>tfw waggy woofs are both dead
I'd need to sit with my back to the wall at a britfeel meetup. You lot are batty as fuck is no one in here straight?
I need people to
>tfw no qt gf
With.
>>26597081
>What kind of job do you have?
Call centre manager.
>>26597288
It has got a lot gayer in here recently. I thought it was just usual 4chan epicness at first but I think some of you lads are genuinely lusting for cocks.
Surely >>>/soc/ is what you gays want? Go there and only come back once you've found some relief.
>>26597250
of course i treat her right anon, she's my bestand onlyfriend; i love her to pieces.
here's your pat :)
>>26597255
i'm so sorry anon. i don't know how you feel and i'm scared to think about it cos it must be awful but you should be happy you gave them a wonderful life with you.
>>26597288
I'm straight. I'd go to the meetup, wouldn't go to the after party though, the smell of cum, sweat and shit would soon fill the air.
Actually I'd wait for everyone to start fucking and steal a load of alcohol. You down? We could steal loads.
>>26597324
I had to have them put down unfortunately they were incredibly ill
>>26597327
>stealing the booze
>not stealing the booze and wallets.
Mate.
>>26597324
My dad's rough/boarder collie does that when i kneel down to give him pats. He's such a good boy, doesn't ever bark
>>26597327
We should convince them to order dominos and then steal that too.or try to pull a fattie and rail her in front of tidle and his merry fags
Eating yogurt with your index finger. I am the higher primate.
>>26597308
but i don't want a narcissistic and vapid bf, i want a shut in sympathetic bf who i can listen to and share fee fees with and watch anime and play viyda together and have lots of cuddlessend applications to [email protected]
i'm not going to find that on /soc/
quick lads, Father Brown has started.
>>26597227
nigga he got dumped by a robot, look into the whole azulad/junlad drama. pair of puffs
Day 2 without having a wank, mates.
Built my first PC lads, how'd I do?
>>26597458
same mate
if i make it to day 5 i'm going to fuck an escort from adultwork or backpages.
>>26597452
Mate I didn't know if he was a full on poof or still into pussy
>>26597452
They where fucking and one of them got dumped?
Pretty sad tbf. Wonder if they see each other's waifus and cry
>>26597471
> 960
> Didn't get a 4690k
> Never heard of that Mobo
Pretty badly.
But how much did you spend? Maybe it's excusable.
>>26597492
I'm pretty sure they were never having sex.
>>26597501
azulad frigid or what?
>>26597500
560 in total
I didn't want to overclock, I'm not a gaymer except for Hearts of Iron III and Rise of Nations
>>26597501
they talked about 'molesting' each other and once posted about 'rubbing peepees'. maybe they didn't fug anally, but they went far onto the gay scale
>>26597501
What's the point in being gay if you can't just fuck the lad you're seeing.
Girls are annoying because they need to think you care most of the time. I'd have thought you be into lads to avoid that nonsense. Should be on the same wavelength and just get down to business. No need to catch feels
>>26597471
Looks solid. Not much storage there though.
>>26597568
In a gay relationship there is always at least one bitch, so it's basically like being with a girl, but with a dick, so why not just go straight to the source and get a girl because at least that way you're not a gay.
>>26597552
Oh thats fine then.
>>26597602
the only gay one here is you posting pictures of that fucking puff all over the thread.
>>26597602
I agree with you mate. Girls have 3 holes and tits.
Sounds stupid but I've always argued that anal is a gateway to gay. You do a lass in the bum and then you might as well do a dude.
>>26597433
>i want a shut in sympathetic bf
if he's a shut in he won't date in the first place mate
>>26597674
i'm a shut in and i'd 'date'
being a shut in get can incredibly lonely, i don't see why someone else wouldn't want too
>>26597647
>Damon Albarn
>a poof
mate, calm down, it's not like I posted Noel Gallagher.
Also lads waywt?
>tfw dressed in the same shit since the 00s.
>>26597702
Shut ins don't want to meet people. You're just a loser.
>>26597719
cringe, on par with autism shoes and flared jeans
Been declined from my top 3 unis
Don't know what I'm going to do
>>26597722
>tfw
oh well
>Hello we're audi and we thought it would be a really grate idea to put a plastic skid tray over the oil pan then hold it in with 20 ungalvinised screws. Good look trying to get change the oil in 10 years time!
>>26597702
>i'm a shut in and i'd 'date'
you are not a shut in. a shut in never leaves the house and dating is way too much for them.
>>26597719
I don't understand why people don't dress like this. It's objectively the best way for a british lad to dress.
>tfw northern so about 10 years behind in fashion
>>26597732
>tfw almost 30 and don't care that people see me as cringy.
>tfw not wearing what makes you feel comfortable.
When does the movie start tonight?
And I heard it's Boyz N The Hod right?
>>26597806
it's zulu lad
>>26597781
>It's objectively the best way for a british lad to dress.
It really is. And it's so cosy.
>tfw Scottish so about 20 years behind in fashion
Whats your /fa/shion sense like, lads?
>>26597870
sweatpants and hoodie because im a fatty
>>26597870
Chad clothing to get girls mirin
http://strawpoll.me/6860420
http://strawpoll.me/6860420
http://strawpoll.me/6860420
do it. let us find out lads
>>26597931
Yes but only for cuddles desu, I wouldn't actually have sex with another man
>>26597963
I don't actually think I could willing have sex with anyone desu
>>26597963
i'm rocking in the same boat matebristol
>>26597963
>>26597989
>want a bf
>not fucking
you lot don't want a bf. you want companionship. start with getting some friends
>>26598074
I also really want cuddles though. friends don't do that.
>>26598090
friends can do, if you ask them.
>>26598103
Thats not true though.
>>26598074
I have friends, I just want someone to share life with while still staying loyal to my waifu desu
Unfortunately that person currently lives 6,850 miles away with no money for a plane ticket
>>26597839
Im half scott so that might be where it comes from
>>26598119
>having a bf
>having a waifu
pick one
>>26598119
>someone to share life with
what life? collecting bennies ain't much of a life lad
>>26598090
Some girls do.
Painful when you like them and they don't feel the same way but they'll snuggle up to you at a movie night.
>tfw no movie night snuggles over in 3.5 years
Dunno where it's all gone wrong lads
>>26598119
>I have friends
do you lad? really?
>>26598169
>when you like them and they don't feel the same way but they'll snuggle up to you
That's some hardcore mixed signals senpai.
any of you guys know where to get cialis without prescription? do most drug dealers have it?
>>26598223
>do most drug dealers have it?
No, why the fuck would they?
>>26598244
i thought it might be a thing. think i heard it somewhere
