Why don't we start an international crime syndicate?
It could be just like fight club except without all the gay shit. Robots helping other robots make money, obtain drugs, traffic in prostitution, and rise through the ranks of a powerful organization instead of living lives of quiet desperation.
Literally inexhaustible source of new soldiers.
Disenfranchised individuals looking for a cause or a group of friends to pledge themselves to.
Autistic masterminds capable of cyber crime and meticulous planning.
Why don't we band together and make something of our lives?
sounds like a ball robito
If you can't even work a 9-5 then you certainly can't do any of what you're talking about OP.
I'm in. I already have some experience with local drug trafficking and being a driver. I've done 2 months in jail for burglary and 3rd degree assault.
I dibs being a hit-man, i feel nothing and won't have a problem popping a round of 45ACP into the back of the head that belongs to a female of chad.
I don't think people who get panic attacks from being in public can do that.
>>26594118
If anything they'd get away with it because no one would suspect them
>>26594088
>thinks being a gang member is harder than a 9-5
>>26594118
>nobody has a panic attack with a gun in their hand.
sounds like a pipe dream tee bee ache senpai
>>26594058
No joke, this kind of thinking is where ISIS gets most of its cadets from; young males with nothing going for them.
>>26594058
Because no one here can even organize their own dinner.
>>26594168
That's what I'm talking about.
They throw themselves into stupid shit like a religious war in the middle of nowhere.
With our western education opportunities and technology we could create the greatest criminal organization the world has ever seen.
soon normies everywhere will live in fear of the r9k mafia as we take over the entire world
this threads suck for me because i end up getting really excited, start trying to make it happen, and then it never does
this one seems like a bit of a joke but there have been ones that have been serious and seemed so legit. like one on r9k where we were all supposed to go and get a boat and sail the seas. or the one on /a/ where we would all pitch in and get a house together. it never works out. i hate this. i just want to have an adventure or something with my fellow anons.
Shit would be horribly awkward.
It would only end up with the normies who consider themselves "robots" excluding the freaks who don't fit in.
>>26594195
They believe in a cause to the point where they'll martyr themselves. Nobody here is on the same level.
>>26594197
we could implement a normie tax.
Businesses like bars, clubs, and other typical normie hangouts would be charged a normie tax. Then we could sell drugs to the stupid normie fucks and double down on normie profits.
>>26594168
Same goes for any militia or gang, anywhere, in any time period.
>>26594058
From which platform would this Autistic Mafia be organized?
How could we effectively pool our resources together to gain a profit? How do we keep order and keep everybody honorable.
i have nothing to lose lets make it happen op lets start the autistic mafia
Me and other guys will be known as the tendy crew, we're the men responsible for escorting and retrieving goods by force.
>/r9k Gang meeting
Only it would be more pathetic
>>26594251
Decentralized local leadership reporting to the main operation based out of -redacted-
Supplies of drugs, weapons, intelligence, training, lawyers, and most importantly payment.
Like any other organization leaving would carry a heavy penalty.
Coordination through darknet websites.
Break a rule you get cut off. No more money, no more help, no logistical contact. Anonymous leadership so if someone choses to rat all they can do is fuck over their local members and incriminate themselves.
>>26594251
It would be organized over the Internet. We would come up with dozens of code words and code images and have several image boards to communicate. If one board is taken down by the authorities we'd move to the other 6. Every major city would have secret monthly meetings in a hotel room.
>>26594295
Sounds good. We should name ourselves The Sperglords.
>>26594285
What's with the bitch? Only there for the attention and it's obvious as fuck.
Didn't aum shinrikyo start out mainly by bbs? Maybe we could start some sort of organization. I'm not saying our goal would be to kill but I often think about shit we could do if we mobilized in any way.
>>26594306
Also, founding members are a part of the Sperglord High-Council.
>>26594206
Accept that life is awful and you will never have anything good in life.
The sooner you come to terms with that, the sooner you can be apathetic instead of miserable.
>>26594206
be the change you wish to see in the world.
Get the ball rolling and we'll iron out the details.
We're not gonna start robbing the federal reserve on day one. We'll get our shit together, get organized and then start getting serious.
>>26594168
Capitalism, Action, Adventure, Camaraderie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DUDE PISSLAM LMAO
>>26594206
People actually capable of organising this are not on 4chan. They're out in the real world doing more important things. Everyone here is like you, they're waiting for others to take the lead so they can follow.
>>26594349
This guy basically summed it up. I mean if some crazy fucker is interested in buying narcotics from me or whatever, I could help them out, but it's not like anything would go anywhere
>>26594349
stop projecting your shitty way of life onto everyone else.
Very capable people hang out on 4chan. Before the FBI ran a textbook smear campaign and made anonymous look like a joke, they were a legitimate threat.
Plenty of robots smoke weed and are addicted to heroin. So why not start out by selling drugs to each other? A lot if us live alone or live off neetbux. Plenty of privacy for this sort of thing.
>>26594385
Autistic hackers are not the same thing as leaders
count me in OP
how do we contact you
>>26594396
Us users already have sources, and I'm not sure if other robots can undercut the prices.
I'll be the strong tomboy character that you can all depend on and look up to
>>26594423
I'm too lazy to figure that shit out. Throwaway email?
>>26594058
This is an FBI/NSA/CIA data mining honey pot thread.
>>26594414
Yea but my heroin dealer just got arrested and now I need a new one
>>26594445
Well see
>>26594439
I guess
>>26594442
GLHF
>>26594414
a lot of robots are completely socially isolated and have no access to drugs.
>>26594452
Guys I'm serious, but I'm not going to stay up all night, and you're going to need to know how to use PGP, look it up if you aren't familiar.
We start small, getting robots drugs, dakis, headphones, etc, and then we expand.
Simple shit desu.
>>26594492
I would recommend not using gmail, but I'll hit you up.
>>26594058
organized crime only exists in vidya and movies
these aren't the 1950's anymore m8
>>26594507
K cool. I deleted my post so FBI can't see. Hope u wrote it down or screen shotted it
eeeh post it again , i missed it. i'm>>26594412
>>26594532
bullshit, mobs pretty much run Asia and Russia, and even in the US the mafia is still active.
>>26594285
>that pic
imagine the smell
fuck off , i wanna join. Post a contact
>>26594538
I did not get it in time. I'm also having time getting shit going yet, give me time.
>>26594058
The disenfranchised individuals that you're talking about are the NEETs of r9k. No skills, no education, no training, and no money. How would you organize this? You'd have better luck advertising at a Walmart than on r9k.
>>26594583
Thanks, got it. I'll be in touch.
>>26594583
Lol isn't he that sperg that posts videos of himself pooping?
We have soldiers all across the nation in important positions so we don't need our own infrastructure.
Anons who work for UPS, FedEx, distribution centers, shipping centers, etc can handle delicate packages moving long distance.
We don't even have to fight over territory.
Territory is the big box store, we're fucking amazon.
>>26594058
desu anon ive been thinking about this for a while
as a teenager me and a group of others ran the local candy trade. shit was great- i was able to buy the latest vidya (cod) and we were never caught.
feels good man.
we were only succesful because of two reasons-
-NEVER deal shit personally. always,always get someone else to do it
-always have back up- muscle, protection and shit- i had to close friends , one was a local boxing champ, not mucsley but fucking hard to take down in a fight, and the other was a snowboarder who was buff as fuck. [spoiler[shit was so cash[/spoiler]
i oly lost my virginity becuase i payed the cause slut $50, zoz
got a lot of shekles from pic related
>>26594442
DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER
>>26594640
sounds fucking stupid
This is actually possible. There are the right mix of people here to set up a drug empire - chemists, warehouse workers, businessmen, store owners, sailors, ghetto dwellers, etc. Then run it all through TOR.
I don't think we're hardcore enough to pull this off. I mean, I want to be a warlord, but the world conditions just are not right for it in most of the developed world. Some sort of cataclysm, collapse, world war or other shake up has to happen first.
good anon good, stay a slave to US!
Our name is...
The Red Dragon Syndicate
>>26594650
it was, but money
>>26594656
that's why it's perfect though.
The middle class mob.
We'd sell to the majority population, the one's with actual money to spend, not fucked up losers in and out of prison.
With no criminal contacts the cops have nothing to go on. Crime is solved via association, this is why serial killers are so hard to catch.
If we keep it anonymous, like silk road was intended to be, but expand that business model beyond the deep web we've got the market cornered.
How many of you can actually shoot with a gun? Gosh you will probably miss and get arrested for nothing...
You didn't hear it from me, but I hear [email protected] has a hook up.
With the birth of anonymity through the internet, it's only a matter of time before something like this properly takes hold
>>26594757
And I also hear he's going to sleep and will get back to anyone who emails him sometime tomorrow.
>>26594651
Yes! Exactly.
splendiforus pudding pop
>>26594206
a more simple thing to do is pitch in for a high class hooker and spit roast her, ensuring neither of our dicks ever share the same hole
This sounds too evil.
What happened to the Robots Sans Frontieres idea?
>>26594930
It starts like this, Anon sharing women, drugs, info, etc, and then slowly grows.
We can do it.
>>26594949
crime as a meme.
We spread pepe all over the fucking world. We just need to memeinize crime.
>>26594967
We need to monetize memes n shit, I agree.
>>26594285
2 females
oh ok
What would you all like to do as a force? If mobilized, organized, we could be very powerful. That may seem unrealistic, or whatever buzzword you want to throw out, but it's true. There are a lot of intelligent, skilled people here, and with a shared goal/goal set, we could accomplish great things. So, what change do you want to see in the world?
Assume you're being monitored, and that your post can be used against you in future, so watch what you say.
>>26595088
We just need motivation.
>>26595088
step one is organization.
We need a place to congregate where we can take an inventory and see what we're working with. Share logistical information without compromising identities, vague stuff like area codes.
Once we get an idea of what our capabilities are we can start working on a set of goals.
>>26594206
If you find out how to stop aging i have plans to conquer the solar system/the galaxy and that would be a nice adventure.
>>26594058
You're all fucking delusional.
>>26594058
Make an international hitman network that operates by allowing people to submit requests or offers to do a hit with location listed
Just imagine how many amateurs would be making hilarious fuck ups. It wouldn't even matter if the target wasn't killed, just reading the news stories every day about how some fat, autistic bastard is caught with a blow gun, trying to climb a chain fence only to break his ankle and call for paramedics, that's what makes it all worth it.
Just fuck the money all together. Make a hidden forum where people submit requests for hits for free and thrill-killers or people just wanting to practice go out and kill them, provide some form of proof that it was them and gain points on the forum under some username. No money changing hands means not having to worry about scammers and almost zero chance of authorities finding a trail
>>26594385
>>26594385
>Before the FBI ran a textbook smear campaign and made anonymous look like a joke, they were a legitimate threat
HOW
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We wouldn't be able to do the same shit as normal gangs since they work by having a lot of dangerous guys in the same place but we'd be spread around over the world.
One thing we could do would be online drug sales, smuggling, thefts and fencing, blackmailing and such.
One thing that would be really profitable would be if we had both hackers and regular wageslaves on large companies on the stock market, the hackers and wageslaves would work together to get secret information for insider trading. Maybe we'd need people with some knowledge of economics, business and finance to translate the information into money and to get away with it.
I will volunteer to be an international drug trafficker. I am very good at keeping things safe and secure in my asshole. Just this past hour, I've plugged around 100 mg of IPH. This is way higher than the therapeutic dose. As a result, I am experiencing severe motor tics and uncontrollable bodily movement. I am unable to keep myself still. My face is in constant motion, grimacing and contorting itself. But this is not troubling to me, for I can handle myself on high doses of recreational substances. If I need to consume my whole cargo of drugs to evade capture, I am ready and able.
I am the perfect man for this job. Give me heroin or marijuana or ketamine, and I'll get it past the U.S.-Mexico border. I will need a steady supply of stimulants to keep myself focused and calm and able to think up plans quick. Amphetamine would be my first choice. Stimulants also make me a bit bicurious, which helps me become comfortable with objects in my asshole. I am unsure as to the exact cargo capacity of my anus, but I am sure I can fit a fair volume.
>>26594058
If you are to organize something, think in terms of minimal backlash and maximal threat to the establishment.
Think about it in this way. People on top benefit from the labor of the working class. And they have created the system which justifies and solidifies this injustice, and presents it somehow as a free choice of the workers, when in absolute majority of the cases the workers choose between working for inadequate wage and homelessness/starvation.
Not much of a choice.
What idiots like OP are trying to do is to radicalize otherwise legitimate and peaceful people and instill hate and negative emotions into them. So when they actually do something, it will be destructive. And few people would be jailed, and the rest of them would be stuck in hopelessness for any improvement.
The ruling class fear the collective creating potential of the working class, so they suppress them. They present the conditions in the way that people are exhausted and have no time or energy to work towards actually dignified future for them.
It's a system like from the dystopia of the Brave New World, or similar. Use comfort and pleasures to make people compliant and servile.
Why the fuck not?
Hell yeah!
ITT: little kids playing pretend
>>26594941
Man RSF sounds so hype
>calling dibs on codename snow hawk
>>26595716
I, of course, would be known as Squalid Snake.
>>26596151
Sounds good
Now all we need is an off shore plant and we're good to go
>>26595716
>>26596151
>>26596222
That was a rip off of an actual japanese group.
The revolution started without us, several years ago.
Any Robots in Warsaw?
We can stick together
Because 99.999% of robots are just beta pussies.
Not smart enough to run shit, not strong enough to be considered a threat, to cowardly to do anything, not skilled enough to pull off any shit, to lazy to put any real hard work in and generally basement, shut in dweebs.
Typically, men who're criminals are high test, alpha, confident men. All things robots aren't.
It's cool to dream about, but in reality we're all to pathetic to ever actually be anything other than what we are.
If our first world system/mummy and daddies didn't baby us already we'd have died long ago.
>>26595406
>>26595406
Keep in mind that even if you rise at least 10% of the population will be ready to face you as the current system gives us a shitton of opportunities to grow. Also 30% of the population is in critical condition so it will be more like 60% vs 10% than 99% vs 1%. I dont think that you can win this one.
This is the most autistic thread I've ever seen.
>thinking any of you have the guts or the money to evade the grasp of the law
>implying you even have the motivation to take this from conceptualisation to reality
You're all faggots and you think like retarded faggots. This isn't the 1920s, you can't just start an international mafia. Grow the fuck up.
