Don't you just hate that alarm sound in the morning, wagekek?BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>26593697
Yes.
Thank fucking god my work starts at 2 pm now. I can actually wake up naturally.
>>26593697
Still better than eating ramen every day
>>26593697
>wagecucks will be filling papers or waiting tables
>meanwhile I'll be reading philosophy from the comfort of my chair
I can't imagine what's it like to be that cucked
>have to wake up at fucking 3AM this morning because a special project is due at work today
>one of the first things I see is this fucking thread when I unlock my phone
I fucking hate you. I really mean that.
I'm still lying in bed because I don't want to get up and was up until 12 working. It will be another 19 hours until I can go back to sleep.
Fucking kill me.
>>26594023
You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above and people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls, who try to look pretty
Daily reminder that NEETcucks are just mad poorfags and this fantasy is their only way of escapism from reality
>>26593965
I'm shitposting from work. How does it feel to know I get paid a lot to do the same thing you do for free? Doesn't it make you want to kill yourself?
>>26594065
>I'm forced to go to a place so I can work to make someone else money
>Can't leave
>can't go for a run whenever I want
>Can't cook
>have to be careful or the boss man might fire me
>b-but occasionally I can shitpost on r9k like you NEETS
No, not really.
Am I a wagecuck?
I'm self-employed. I don't work for anyone else and I get enough money and time off to really enjoy being alive.
Obviously I think never having to work is a good thing (I hope my kids have the opportunity) but I don't mind it. I don't feel like a wagecuck and I'm not a NEET. What am I?
>>26594098
L M A O
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The last time you fat fuck went out running was in highschool when you were about to miss the bus
Also:
>Ramen
>Cooking
Pick one faggot
>>26594098
>can't eat anything but noodles
>can't buy new clothes
>can't put money on my hobbies
>barely manage to get enough to pay for electricity or water
>have to leech Internet from the successful chad neighbor
>"m-muh jews! muh slaving! muh propaganda!"
poorfag neeties on suicide watch
The NEETcuck fantasy described in just one imnage
>>26594098
I'm not making money for someone else, numbnut. I'm making money for myself. Lots of it too. I can afford whatever the fuck I want.
>>26593697
Thisis a sound I definitely would hate, but thankfully I don't need to.
