I've been told >>>/soc/ but /soc/ is all dicks and a few beta-orbit threads, let's get a NEETcave thread going! Just moved (unemployed, no h8) and here's the new throne.
I refuse to post my living room again. You guys at least have rooms...
My desk is enough, lad.
>>26593214
Check out the /bst/ on /g/
>>26593214
Why, in so many of these pics, there b two monitors
>>26593299
>he only has one monitor
>>26593281
>wearing shoes indoors
>confirmed for filthy floor
>>26593267
One of my favorites was the dude who had a legit high-dollar gaming rig set up in his "room," which was a literal closet under the stairs. No shame man. I've been homeless before.
>>26593294
thanks for the tip friend and comrade
>>26593299
because it's better, and my smaller monitor was only 80 shekels or something. Almost any modern can handle two monitors without noticeable lag, and everything but a tablet or one of those ultra-thin laptops has the extra port.
I'm watching a full-screened show on one monitor and browsing this cancer forum on the other, for example.
>>26593384
>closet under the stairs
Sounds comfy
>>26593384
>$1,000 computer
>$400 tv
>$500 laptop
>$5 chair
>old compaq keyboard
I had the same keyboard
my room here yo
>>26593431
>>$1,000 computer
It was $420 (no joke) and the laptop was I think $350
>>$400 tv
TV was free, helped a rich dude move and he didn't want it anymore.
>>$500 laptop
See above.
>>$5 chair
Probably.
>>old compaq keyboard
Keys don't stick, feels nice, most modern keyboards under the $70 range either feel like shit or degrade after a year.
I also have one of those ancient square Dell monitors for when I want a second screen for my laptop.
>>26593495
I swear man I used to have the exact same keyboard
>>26593517
Only downside is it's loud, and the extra buttons that I don't care about (the pause/eject/mail/whatever buttons up top) don't work. But who cares.
>>26593368
Doesn't mummy let the wear shoes indoors? cuck.
Comment e'loriginale
>>26593490
source? i feel like i need to know what that is from
>>26593556
>Wanting literal shit on your floor.
>90% of shoes have some degree of shit on the bottom
>>26593572
Enjoy setting whole house on fire
>>26593576
gg allin documentary
>>26593603
>stepping in literal shit
Must suck living in India.
>>26593603
Slavs enjoy eating shit jere and there.
Check you hygienic privlege cis shitlord
weak asf
Get on shutinnetwork.com, faggot. That setup is cool, particularly the model ships.
i want this in my life
>>26593624
Lel you're stupid.
http://www.thealternativedaily.com/5-second-rule-reality-93-of-shoes-contain-fecal-matter/
>>26593706
>Lel you're stupid.
Least i'm not poo in Loo.
>>26593572
>Hot n Ready
Literally. I bet that'd get hot enough to catch on fire..
Keep it going
Original shit
Alpha male cave
Least original Bump
Room is kinda messy at the moment. Two people are on vacation at work, leaving me to pick up all the work that they're not doing. Assholes.
>>26594383
Serious question are you a faggot?
>>26594383
Is that a bra at the end of your bed?
I'm guessing you like indoor plants.
>>26594447
What? No. Why?
this was in 2004 when i was actually neet.
>>26594478
Yeah that green bag next to it is my laundry bag. I just sifted through my laundry looking for a bra to wear to work tomorrow because somehow I misplaced three pairs sometime between last week when I cleaned them and today. I need to go to Aeries anyway to get more underwear. At least the pairs that I misplaced were shitty work bras.
Indoor plants wo dai suki. They're seriously the best thing ever. They will literally never betray you. You can pour as much of your heart into them as you want without the fear of ever ever ever being betrayed. Isn't that awesome? I think it's awesome.
>>26594482
Your chair alone reveals it to us
>>26594383
depressing. i picture all that brown stuff smelling faintly of feces
>>26594519
What happened mate? Still a neet or did you become a man?
>>26594383
10/10 comfy imo
>>26594556
My mom gave me that chair and desk as housewarming for the first ever single person apartment. And what's wrong with liking flowers anon? Flowers are beautiful. I think my mom has really good taste in furniture. Why're you being so mean?
>>26594570
It's beef broth from the soup that I only partially ate after coming home from work today.
Holy fuck why are you guys all so mean? What did I ever do to you? It's literally a battlestation thread and not a single mention of my four monitor setup with a classic blackbox full-size chassis.
>>26594519
this is a few years later, when i lived in a real flat again.
>>26594594
>crt
>mechanical keyboard
>shitty 90's/early 2000's commercial programming merchandise
Do you still play cs1.6 competitively?
It looks really comfy though. Were I you, I'd sandblast the desk and repaint it though.
>>26593556
>why are you eating shit?
>doesnt mommy let you eat shit? fucking cuck.
wat
>>26594593
I'm not mean and i don't have a problem with gays.
It's just not the normal male furniture
>>26594594
still a few years later i moved to a new city and went back to school
>>26594625
That's a girl, anon. A girl lives there.
>>26594639
yep, i moved again about a year later, but i stayed in school.
>>26594639
It would be in really good taste to commission a clear-print window sticker of your waifu for placement on that skylight.
>>26594662
Man you dun gud. Thats a real big fucking upgrade.
>>26594643
What's a girl, anon?
>>26594662
and then again, sigh, but i had finished school and was about to enter uni.
Just moved in to our new home with my gf. Thesis station.
>>26594643
So the legends about fembots are true?
I'm sorry for not realising it earlier
>>26594662
>those consoles
>Gothic II
Are you a retro-gaming 80s child by any chance? I wish more games like Grimrock were being developed. I really enjoy games of that genre, but nobody makes em anymore and I've finished all the ones I could find.
>>26594685
The person who posted that picture. That's a girl's room. A girl lives there.
Who /comfy/?
Arigato comment
>>26594694
>real green leafy plants
Mynigga.....
>>26594732
Wow those are really nice walls. What's the rent like?
>>26594662
and then, right before i entered uni i moved again.
>>26594745
Free because I live with my parents. Other than the power bill/internet/etc
>>26594726
yea dude, i'm 37.
>>26594745
Trinidad scorpions bro. My first plant I've ever grew. Where I live is cold and damp, I'm stoked it even grew,
>>26594761
>>26594771
Man, you've had it rough. I'm 22 and am looking to be homeless in a couple of months if i dont find a source of income soon. My grades aren't good enough for uni so idk if i can keep studying.
>>26594762
that looks comfy as fuck, what country do you live in?
>>26594761
>littering your technology with frivilous stickers
Sinful.....
>>26594762
What the fuck is this "free to live with parents" meme? Back when I lived with the rents, they charged me 800/mo. Also that pikachu looks like a ghost type.
>>26594771
So what's your take on Legend of Grimrock? Legend of Grimrock 2? I couldn't get into the changes they made to gameplay going from I to II. Same with Neverwinter. Same with lots of games, really. Why do they do that? Just change crucial elements of the game like that? Don't they know I can't accept change?
>>26594788
I live in the US. WA state
>>26594791
I helped build my house so its technically also my house. With what I pay I pretty much split the bill evenly with my parents.
>>26594791
how is that a meme you faggot
just go back to redd1t
>>26593811
lol wut.
why?
>>26594791
i never played grimrock
this is a lot cleaner than my stuff usually is
>>26594806
Oh well that makes sense.
>>26594829
Idunno either. Fushigi desu. If he leaves it like that, the motherboard will eventually warp and become useless.
>>26594836
Why do you have a cutting board on your desk? Are you a coke fiend?
>>26594815
Not all robots are neet. Some of us are wageslaves, anon.
>>26594829
This is what happened next.
>>26594850
what do you mean by warp? Please explain
>>26594854
His shit fell down.
>>26594836
where's your guitars fatty, or is that your asspicking thumb?
>>26594866
Last one, FUCKYOUHIRO
>>26594858
It's the same idea behind improperly placed spacer screws. The pressure differential on the board slowly causes the wiring of the motherboard to warp, snap, and thin. What you get is low power areas and broken circuits, which render the motherboard ineffective.
>>26594854
WTF he didn't even make sure the lug screws were embedded in studs?
>>26594906
Nope, he was told that it made the computer prevent overheating.
thanks /g/
>>26594850
>Some of us are wageslaves, anon.
I believe theyre called 'normies' buddy
>>26594942
Kinda stupid of him to believe it. The entire reason that air cooling works is because of high heat-transfer rate of solid components and a large, immediate supply of cool air. Take away the wind and you lose most of the cooling effect. So unless his room was windy as fuck, he should've known better. (He should've known better anyway though tbqh.)
Fuckin' idiot.
>>26594975
>wageslave
>normie
people actually believe this
hurry up aino
ready to do some gamin there buds?
i like to pretend im a girl by dressing up like rei
>>26595034
>rubik
You what.
>>26594545
You reminded me I have to do my laundry tomorrow..
I've thought about getting a bonsai tree, there's a local place that sells them around this time of year. But those things legit need to be baby sat to survive. Might just get a little potted plant and keep it on my balcony, you might have inspired me, anon.
>>26593572
>cardboard case
>no ventilation
Enjoy watching your PC go up in flames
>>26595043
I didn't inspire you; the plant-chan inspired you. Plants are literally the best waifus. Why do you think gardening club is so popular with best girl in anime? It's because best girl understands this and joins the gardening club.
>>26594906
>ly placed spacer screws. The pressure differential on the board slowly causes the wiring of the motherboard to warp, snap, and thin. What you get is low power area
i see thanks for that
>>26594986
>functional
>has a job
>sees people every day
about as normie as they come
>>26595074
No problem, pal-bot.
>>26595084
>has a job
>functional human bean
anon...You have never known true suffering.
>>26595084
LMAO let me tell you how my day went.
>Be me
>Be at work
>Be fixing computers
>Operations phone rings
>No operations assistant scheduled today
>Have to take her calls for her
>Answer phone
>"H-h-he-hello h-h-hell-o t-t-this-s-s-s this-th-th-this is..." for about ten minutes while I try to work through my severe stutter and get her information down so that, when the OA does come in, she can do her job
>I try to ask the phone what its service order number is
>She says the numbers really slowly
>I tell her that I can type really fast and that she doesn't need to speak so slowly
>She says in a really condescending voice reserved only for smug adults to 6 year old children, "Okay hun."
>OA comes in while I'm on the phone
>Try to pass phone off to her
>Phone asks if I just want to have somebody call back
>Try to say no but instead tell her yes
>Neglect to take down her phone number
>Get yelled at later for answering the phone when I'm so socially inept
>Clock off work
>Enter car
>Get McDonalds
>At some point while I'm sitting in line at the drive-thru, I start crying
>Stammer out that I want a number 5 and water to the person in the mic
>Get to the payment window
>Crying at this point
>McWorker opens security window
>I hear laughing in the distance
>Consider leaving
>Too many cars in front of me to leave
>Too many cars behind me to leave
>Hand her my credit card
>Eons pass
>She hands it back
>Get to food window
>Guy in window gives me a pitiful glance
>"The manager said I could give you an ice cream."
>Drive off really fast
>Turn up music and cry while downing french fries on my way to D&D
>Stammer at DM that I hadn't had time to finish my level up
>Unable to say things
>Take a moment to breath deeply to regain composure
>He interrupts my deep breath to ask, genuinely, if I was going to ask a question.
>Cry
>Leave
>Sit in car for 20 minutes and finish character level up
>Go back inside
>Sit at table
>Slay some Darrow
>>26595218
Jesus christ that's depressing.
>>26595218
Do you get disability for that stutter?
>>26595101
>>26595084
Does being a wagecuck really qualify people for normie status?
>>26595062
>Plants are literally the best waifus
Disagree with you there, but I wouldn't mind having a plant anyways.
Plus I don't want to waste old half drunken water bottles lying around, so it's a win-win. The plants are fed, and my desk stays clutter free.
Anyways, your battle station was nice overall, pretty cozy. Have a good day tomorrow, anon. Don't overwork yourself.
>>26595218
Ever tried going to the doctor? Maybe he knows someone that can help with such severe stutter.
>>26595218
>wanna know what happened at my job today anon? Nothing cause I'm not normie enough to get one
>>26595553
didn't mean to greentext but whatever
>>26595355
it's the opposite, it automatically disqualifies you from not being a normie
>>26595565
So if she's simultaneously not a normie and not a robot, then what is she?
>>26594806
I also live in WA. Where at? I'm going to uni in Seattle. It's my last year.
Long time ago, i had to sell computer for rent :(
>>26595643
>So if she's simultaneously not a normie
but she is a normie, she has a job
>>26595664
F :(
Maybe one day you'll build another rig, anon.
>>26595678
thx... i have a pretty good laptop though :)
>>26595656
Skagit county. Up in the mountains. I work at a dam.
WA is the comfiest state.
>>26595355
A robot is a robot. Some of us are forced into slavery to provide for out selves. Others force their parents in to slavery to provide for them.
>>26593811
fucking kek
originalu commentu
>>26594762
just how short are you? my legs would be outside of that bed trying to sleep there
>>26595884
It's a queen sized bed.
>>26594690
nice thinkpad n80
>>26595730
indeed, portland to B.C. is comfiest coast
>>26593267
I work for my things
Mein kampfy kave
>>26594383
>>26594545
>>26595062
>tokyo ghoul
>"wo" dai suki
>plant-chan
you are the type of person to use random jap words you learned from le anime xD into your english speech.
generally, you use 'wo' to indicate the object you're applying a verb to. the particle to use in that sentence is 'ga'
you give honest jap speakers who have no interest in faggot anime or other autistic weeaboo hobbies a bad name. people group me in with you. when i ever tell someone i study japanese they assume i am a weeb autist and its fucking annoying.
>>26596207
if you study japanese and don't like anime, just give up
go learn spanish if you want to be a faggot
meanwhile, take it from someone living in Okinawa
we don't want you, bakagaijin
>>26595965
yea, i loved thinky, sadly the harddrive died a few month ago.
>>26596238
stop pretending to be japanese or have a japanese lifestyle on an anonymous imageboard you pathetic faggot.
imagine if millions of losers over the internet started to imitate and obsess over your culture, it just sad and creepy. neither japs nor your own culture think its a good thing to be a weeaboo loser.
>>26596088
Spurdo :DDDDDD
Fucking robot..
