>You will never be a Yakuza
>ywn defend your turf with your loyal bros
>ywn swear revenge to the rival clan over your best bro body
>ywn retire to live a peaceful life with your lover after getting your revenge
Why live?
>>26592989
gang activity is nigger shit
Go to Japan and hang out in the red light districts. Yakuza men will approach you and want talk to you because locals are all scared of them and they have no one to talk to.
I know a white guy who lives in Japan and this has happened to him multiple times.
Do the tattoos go onto her pussy or...
I'm curious what she looks like without underwear
Did you just watch a Beat Takeshi film, or something?
>>26593096
Damn, that's bad ass. I want to meet a real life Yakuza.
shit reminds me to play yakuza 5
haven't played it since the week i dropped out
>>26593131
No, I was playing Yakuza 2 on the ps2.
Btw battles without honor and humanity it's my favourite Yakuza film
>>26593096
Cool, I should start learning Japanese, I want to hear cool Mafia stories
>>26593158
Not very badass when you consider that some Yakuza men are so desperate for friendship outside the gangster circles that they would approach gaijin tourists and ask them to if they wanna have a beer with them.
>>26593096
that doesn't sound right. i've heard yakuza dont fuck with foreigners under any circumstances.
i'd hope that isnt true though, i'd like to talk to them.
>>26593270
I think you might have misread the post.
>>26593131
That's the first thing I thought when i read the post.
man, Takeshi films are comfy af. I didn't know I wanted to be a Yakuza until I saw this post.
JDISMA
>>26593096
>wanting to hang out with dirty gangsters
>tfw your estranged uncle was in the triads as a lieutenant
>tfw he's alpha as fuck, killing people and being a leader of men
>tfw his wife is hot as fuck as well
>tfw none of it rubbed off on you
>>26592989
>why live
why not
