What's the proper way to masturbate as a guy.
I keep rubbing but nothing comes out.
>>26592908
Grab onto it and squeeze as hard as you can until the liquid comes out
rub peanut butter on it and shove it in your dog's face
>>26592908
Important and possibly derailing question;
Are you circumsized?
>>26592908
Masturbation is degenerate, get the fuck out of my country
Not op but same question, I usually just rub the foreskin against the head while wrapping my hand around my dick, but in porn they usually rub it while the foreskin is down, but when I do it that way I don't find it pleasureable, what am I doing wrong?
When it goes everywhere how do you guys clean it up?
>>26593130
well, if you can afford it, get a pack of silk handkerchiefs and cover yourself with those bad boys. alternatively ask your sister to hold some towels in reserve.
>>26593189
>tfw don't have manmade hole like Jesus to pleasure yourself with
>>26592908
Only gays and straight woemn know how to properly rub a penis. Masturbation is am act of homosexuality, so be glad that you cannot do this, as it just proves your straightness anon.
>>26592931
>they're not uncut American masterrace
lel
Question: has anyone here ever ejactulated without squeezing their pelvic floor (tightening the asshole)? I legit cannot maintain a firm erection without doing this, and I've never really tried to orgasm with a half-erect dick.
Literally graft a vagina to your hand and fuck yourself.
Cleaning after is dumb. Cum is good for skin so I massage it around.
>>26592908
After a week with a fleshlight
The answer is
a fleshlight
Crossdress. Even fapping 4 times while crossdressing still feels pretty good.
Better than just normal faps.
>>26593010
>but in porn they usually rub it while the foreskin is down
m8, all those dicks are circumsized. They don't have a foreskin.was this bait
>>26593010
>american porn
>foreskin
hmm anon you should visit /pol/
>>26593130
I don't have to.
Thanks to the miracle of phimosis I can simply fap and then shut the tip of my foreskin, technically cumming inside myself.
Then I carry and deposit the sperm in the toilet and flush.
