Does anyone else just feel like punching fat people in the face when you see them eating?
Don't be like this guy. You're dumb if you do and complain about having no girlfriend.
>>26592497
My dad always makes these loud chewing sounds whenever he's eating. I would smack the fuck out of him for it if I could
No you fucking psychopath.
Why not just wait 3 minutes and watch them die of a heart attack?
Who honestly cares if someone is fat. But, I mean if YOU are fat you should probably care tremendously or hope to god a girl has a weird fat guy fetish.
They're always in such denial. "muh genetics"
I only get angry at fat people when they're taking up half of the sidewalk and moving at a snail's pace
I saw a fat guy eating a salad once and a large cup of water.
And I still wanted to stab him.
>>26592572
>Who honestly cares if someone is fat
Because they take up a lot of fucking space and food.
>be on train or airplane
>fattie squeezes next to you
>>26592497
not really. that wouldn't communicate to them why they shouldn't be doing whatever they're doing.
I want to punch all fat girls in the face regardless of what they're doing. Especially if they've got that smug look going on
>>26592592
I've never met an obeast who didn't smell bad.
>>26592497
I remember the ones who complained about the Apple watch strap being too small.
>tfw used to be pretty chunky
>never understood the vitriol towards fatties
>wanted to have sex so decided to lose weight
>become nice and skinny
>completely understand and also hate fatties now
Pretty weird how that worked out, but I agree OP, fat people are pretty disgusting, I would know I was one. The shame is palpable once you're skinny, but when you are fat, it's just non-existent
>tfw obese and trying to lose weight and people at the gym make fun of me
Not when they're eating, but when I take the bus or the metro, I fucking hate those fatties that take all of the space.
Specially if it's summer and it's hot
Fat guys are cool. Fat girls are obnoxious, entitled cunts though.
>>26592640
Ignore them, anon. Don't let them stop you from becoming the person you know you can be. You can do it.
>>26592497
I don't watch others eat, unless I'm watching porn, also fat people are immoral. Fatasses deserve to die a wretched painful death for their gluttony.
>>26592649
Fat guys are disgusting most of the time. The constant burping, farting, and BO gets old really fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH8PM5QN9OE
>>26592640
You have to be an asshole to laugh at someone trying to improve himself.
Keep going anon, I believe in you
>>26592497
No, I'm not retarded like that.
>>26592592
>Because they take up a lot of fucking space
Got me there
>and food
There is plenty of fucking food what are you fat or something?
>tfw become filled with rage when i see a fat person struggle to do every day shit or walk with a waddle
>fat girl back in high school had to lie down for a scene in a play we were doing
>couldn't even sit up then stand from laying down she had to roll back and forth until she could get onto her front and push herself up
>mfw
something about it just gets me
>>26592684
Yeah, you're just a fat fuck.
>>26592640
You deserve it fatty.
>>26592684
>fat piece of shit detected
They're always so entitled. They complain about XXXL shirts costing more. Of course they do, dumbasses. You're the size of 4 people put together.
Does anyone else remember the lady who made a big story about seeing two girls jokingly fit in the same tank top at a clothing store?
>>26592592
I can get space, but food? Are you a fucking nigger from Africa or something who chimps out when people eat?
>>26592497
My sole reason for losing weight is to make fun of fat people without being a hypocrite.
>>26592640
>tfw obese and trying to stay fat and laughing at the people in the gym across from my favorite Mexican restaurant
>>26592497
I usually don't eat in front of a mirror.
>>26592780
So the face of denial and depression masked under rage. Skeletor was appropriate.
>>26592640
Become swole then beat them up, thats what fitness is for
>>26592669
I don't know where you live, but I've never seen a fatty costantly burping and farting.
At least, fat guys know that their body sucks, whereas fat girls see themselves as pretty as a fit woman.
>>26592875
They don't see themselves as pretty as a fit woman. They know they look like shit. That's why they're so bitchy and insecure.
>>26592900
White trash whales are pretty delusional.
>>26592671
Sheesh, let a guy bulk in peace
>obese people going to the gym
>implying this isn't just a waste of time and money
Guy at work is morbidly obese. He brought in donuts for everyone a couple days ago. He pays for a personal trainer at a gym. An hour ago he just came back with a large coke and a mcdonalds bacon egg and cheese biscuit.
This was about 2 hours after buying "diet" chinese food. Grilled Chicken and Broccoli. He ate a few pieces of broccoli, tossed the steamed chicken because it "didn't taste too good" and ate most of the rice.
This is why obese people at the gym get laughed at. People like him. They just eat like SHIT and think throwing money at planet fitness is going to help.
If you're morbidly obese and go to the gym you are an idiot. You just have to stop eating so much. Get used to being hungry.
>>26592774
based nigga. Same here. huehue
I like to watch them run.
>>26592497
no
I usually just wonder where all the hipsters went and remember I live in burgerland.
>>26592995
diet food has negative calories anon. Didn't you know that?all jokes aside, that fuck is going to die in a span of 10 years. If he keeps whining why he doesn't lose weight then you should probably show your powerlevel and tell him that. But be prepared to be shunned, because that's what people tend to do when someone tells the truth.
>>26592572
>oy vey! caring about society?!? shut your fucking goy-hole and be a mindless consumer whore, you antisemitic bastard!
Former fatty here. I hate watching fatties eat. Just watching them consume hundreds of calories makes me sick to my stomach. I want to slap the burger out of their fat hands. I just sit there and think how easy it is for them to lose weight if they stopped ordering burgers. Fat girls make me extra sad.
>>26592497
I only hate them when it gets to the point where they can't function as a human being. Pic related. You did this to yourself, you are a horrible person.
>>26595114
There is no way that thing is human.
>>26592497
>does anyone else like getting charged with assault when they are out to eat?
Go fuck yourself. And this is coming from a 6'0 foot 155 pound guy
>>26595114
It's not only themselves. After a point many of them actually have live-in enablers to provide them with more calories.
I hate them so fucking much because they are horrible patients. Rarely polite, and even when they are can you imagine trying to do bed turns on a hambeast? Not to mention the countless comorbidities that develop. It's just a long slow death, one that puts a very literal burden on hospital staff and and a significant one on healthcare systems in general.
>>26592603
Fat girls who are pleasant people who know how to cook fantastically well are fine, but they're almost nonexistent these days. I'm thinking of old Southern grandmas - black or white, abuelas, and so on.
I am overwhelmed by hatred when I see a fat person at all.
Outside of athletics there is no reason anyone should ever have a BMI>20, the ideal is 16. I don't understand why they want to be fat. They all pretend that they think there is no connection between food and energy, but even fat people can't be that dumb.
>>26592694
>>26592497
Alright
So I was at summer camp this one time when I was 14. They had a kick-ass lake with all this boating stuff, and I would always go there, especially on the stand-up paddleboards (aka THE SHIT BOI). So one time, there was this HUGE fucking kid. I swear he was about 400+ pounds, and he was in the water, calling for help. It turns out he couldn't get back on the paddleboard from the water (MYSIDES) and one of the other kids had to pull him to shore. I had to escape to a safe distance before I kek'd myself into a small coma.
But if it makes you fatties feel any better, I am also pretty chubby now (21 years, 200 lbs)
>be pretty large individual
>overheat coworkers making fun of me
>employees bathroom has a faulty door that gets stuck and needs to be opened from the outside
>go to the bathroom and I notice the door closed and someone knocking on it
>power of destruction tells me it's the bitch
>go back to work and say nothing
>bitch stuck in bathroom without smartphone or anything for hours
>she didn't date to yell or do anything other than knock in case some client was there
>boss got pissed at her
Feels good getting revenge on the normies to be honest
>>26596496
>the ideal is 16
That's pretty underweight. I'd say 19-20 for a bmi is ideal. I'm at a bmi of 21, shooting for the 19-20 range. Anything below 17.5 is underweight.
Obviously depends on the persons body too, I imagine there is a lot of variance.
I hate when fatties openly enjoy food. Just fucking eat it, stop being such a typical fat person.
>>26596496
20.3 reporting in. I've gotten used to starving myself, but not to the point where it would significantly affect my metabolism. I actually enjoy being hungry.
>>26596986
Yeah, I don't mind anymore either. Similar BMI as you.
I eat around 1800-2100kcal per day, I'm 6' 1" ..so not exactly starving, but to get there I was eating 1500 which is pretty low. I'm still slowly dropping but don't want to get below 20. My shoulders are too wide, I'd look really weird.
>>26596496
Obviously bait, but people should know that while 16 is awfully low.
Why? It's been scientifically proven that it's possible to be healthy at every size.
Some people have slow metabolisms and despite trying they can't be thing.
>>26597036
>tfw sister is bmi of 17
>imagine fucking her and feeling her flat tummy
>>26596790
>Just fucking eat it, stop being such a typical fat person.
This, I fucking hate food centric people.
Stupid fucking gluttons desu making a vocal ritual about stuffing your face deserve to fucking starve like tantalus, people have no fucking tact.
>>26597040
you can be healthy, but you're still shit tier at everything in the physical realm: you can barely move, you take up too much space and you're hard to get around if i'm working or walking next to you.
>>26597035
I don't usually eat any more than 1500kcal. 5'10, ~140lb
>light breakfast
>cba to eat lunch at uni, though sometimes get subway (low fat)
>get home, have dinner
>sometimes eggs before i sleep
Cutting down on ice-cream is probably the best way to lose weight. You're basically eating vanilla flavoured fat.
>>26592497
I want to punch people who lack any impulse control in general.
>>26597114
You'll keep dropping if eating 1500kcal. Check your TDEE, it's probably like 1700-1800 or something if sedentary
Fat people in general just make me mad as hell.
The way they talk and everything. Especially smug fat people, jesus christ.
>>26592671
... What?!?! .... I'm BULKING
>>26597083
I hate it even more when you're at a restaurant and something anyone would enjoy, like pancakes, is somewhat gross to them, like they've been spoiled by things 10 times sweeter even though they're still shoveling it into their mouths. Fuck fat people.
>>26597171
My goal is 130lb. I don't like weighing a lot. I want my BMI to be <19
>>26592624
thought that was a pig hoof
>>26597237
You are on target then. Good luck bet you look great
>>26597225
Pancakes are so disgusting I can't even eat them. Maybe Swedish style ones would be alright.
>>26597276
>not liking pancakes
Do you eat them plain?
>>26597355
I'd put a bit of butter on them when I did eat them. They just always taste so heavy to me. And jelly is bullshit, syrup is fucking disgusting ...
>>26597355
>>26597384
I used to make Pancakes with cinnamon sugar mixed into the batter, topped with a little powdered sugar in the end.
My metabolism allowed it and very few could handle the sugar high, adding syrup was suicide mode.
>>26597384
>jelly is bullshit
>syrup is disgusting
Are you fat anon?
>>26597496
GET HIM, A FAT HAS INFILTRATED OUR EXCHANGE!
>>26592539
>this is your typical furry
>>26592717
Why? Would you laugh at a homeless person applying to every job possible?
>barely even eat
>300 pounds
>no matter what I do I can't lose the weight
you guys are pretty judgmental. Shits depressing man.
I gained like 130-180 pounds of weight from just being at the PC depressed because I have assburgers and I'll never be loved.
>tfw I feel indescribable disgust whenever I see any landwhale girl or guy from my year in uni
How can they live with themselves?
>>26597677
Ha. Weight gain or loss is basically due to energy in vs energy out.
>no matter what I do
I'm sure you've really tried...
Everyone can lose weight. You just don't care enough to. Don't fall for the 'naturally fat' meme.
>barely even eat
Fatties often hugely underestimate their intake. That soda you just finished had 258 calories in it.
>>26597677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRypVU8dd50
Watch a few episodes of this.
Now look at your own life, and think again about how you "can't lose weight".
>>26597825
you're not overweight, you wouldn't know how hard it is
>>26597841
welp I tried anon.
>>26597873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzbgMqtCChA
Try this. Although if it doesn't work the premise is basically this:
>find fat fucks who "can't lose weight"
>film them for a week
>show them that they actually eat fucktons more than they thought
>>26597873
This is why fat people are hated.
>>26597496
No. My BMI is 20
>>26597873
Weight gain is easy.
Weight loss is hard.
But!
You have to adjust your habits and the rest will come with it.
I started fasting, and I've dropped fifty pounds since. I have lots to go so now I'm adjusting WHAT I eat.
when the process of preparing the food and eating it gets them out of breath so that they find it difficult to eat but keep trying to eat anyways...... induces rage in me
>>26592774
Im 6'4" and 300 lbs and I still get mad when I see morbidly obese people. I have mobility problems myself because of nerve damage and shit but these jumbo shits ride in scooters with baskets to hold food in they plan on eating while grocery shopping.
>>26597895
This is why people telling fat people "its easy to lose weight it's just you" are hated.
I don't fucking eat much, barely anything. Often I'm starving and I'll wait longer to eat.
The only reason I'm overweight is because of severe depression and my asperges as I said. I never go outside anyway and am isolated, so over 8 years of this I've slowly put on weight and am now obese.
Despite telling you this, you insist I stuff my face like the >>26597889 idiots on this show when I don't.
You fucking tell me then, if your body aches and strives in pain, your whole body every day, how easy it would be for you. Fuck off.
>>26592497
yeah. I getting the same feeling watching hamster eat
greedy little pieces of shit
>>26592497
Yesterday my morbidly obese sister ordered chinese food and I had to sit there and watch her shovel massive quantities of food down her mouth, all after smothering it with duck sauce(basically pure sugar) and it practically made me gag.
>>26592649
Yeah, not. Fat guys suck too. They have an awful combination of ego and sloth. And all the stupid vidya and junk food and shit. Fuck fat guys too.
>>26597951
Get a diary and write down EVERYTHING you eat in a week and count the calories. You'll be very surprised I bet.
>>26597951
>I don't go outside cause I'm scared of ppl nd have no motivation it's not my faulllt :^(((
Fattie btfo, you let yourself get this way. Not overnight, but every day you chose to do nothing. My body doesn't ache because I didn't let it get that way, so it's easy for me. Why are you complaining to us about it? You're the only one who can do anything about it.
>>26597952
hamsters evolved to carry food around in pouches, there is a practical necessity for it
humans getting fat is an unnatural malfunction
>>26597677
It doesn't work that way. I guarantee you you are eating way more than is normal or healthy.
>>26597951
>muh depression
>muh assburgers
who the fuck do you think you're kidding fat ass? get on a treadmill and stop making bullshit excuses.
>>26597951
Then stay fat anon, I don't care either way.
>>26597951
I was the same way. Get MyFitnessPal and use that shit.
I hate the "fat voice." You know what I'm talking about. It's a sure sign that I'm going to look down on someone if they speak with that voice.
>>26597951
You stuff your face every day but you've just lost all idea of what a normal amount of food even is and you insist that you defy the laws of physics in order to deny the truth. This is why fat people are hated.
>>26598063
I hate southern accents too anon.
>>26598010
yeah I know. it's illogical. I still get pissed off watching them eat though
>>26598085
You know what's worse than watching them eat? Watching them order food! I just want to smack them.
>>26598110
you're a very silly man
>tfw 6'2" and 200lb
Should I just kill myself? There's probably not a lot of hope for me.
>>26598063
>mouthfull
>slurred, jowl shaking, Richard Nixon voice
Same
>Be fat 5'9 235 pound guy
>Family always complains about me losing weight
>get checked out, lower cholestrol/blood pressure/bgc levels than rest of family, getting all my necessary micronutrients and no signs of physical illness from fat.
Turns out I'm built like an rugby player with a layer of fat above it.
god bless muh genetics
>>26598110
THIS! especially if they're being really pedantic in a fast food restaurant and they're holding everything up
"could you make sure that the burger is medium to well-done, that the onions ar gM free and that the buns are gluten free"
"sir....this is macdonalds"
>>26598153
>Turns out I'm built like an rugby player with a layer of fat above it.
Bwahahahahaha. Fat ass delusions.
>>26598162
umadbrah?
It's okay, that skinnyfat appearance will help you get all the girls.
>>26592640
Either ignore them and keep at it or stop.
Exercise is so unimportant for weight loss that it doesn't even matter whether you are doing it or not. Doing it just makes you healthier (and is a step in the right direction if you want to be the good kind of big in the future).
Weight loss is 100% about diet. Exercise is only a (minor) help, but not necessary at all.
>>26592669
if they're exceptionally lazy fucks sure
i'm 360 lbs 5'11' and i smell fine. i do have to shower more thoroughly but my laziness is in exercise not hygiene because i'm not a dirty fuck
>>26598178
Dude you're built just like me!
Only w/ a layer of fat above it :(
s.mh are you really this stupid?
>>26598136
That's not even that fat man. You can make it.
>>26598188
Agree. But exercise helps with your mental state. It's doing something proactively positive, and the endorphins will help you maintain your discipline.
i think it would be very difficult to loose weight through 100% asceticism.
>>26598217
It's okay to be butthurt brah
I wouldn't say I'm built like you, you could be a skeleton for all I know.
>>26598238
I have large mantits. I think they might just be gyno but I want to reach a healthy bodyweight where they're still around before I consult a healthcare professional. No point in making an ass of myself if I just need to lose weight.
>>26598249
Dude your built like a male model!
Only w/ a layer of fat above it :(
bwhahahahah
>>26598247
It's actually easier.
Because one other thing exercise does is telling your body you need to eat more.
Don't get me wrong, I totally recommend doing exercise at some point in the future, but getting your diet right is much more important and should be your first step. Only when the diet is already "too easy" should you add exercise on top of it.
It's the whole "try to do everything at once and end up doing nothing at all" kind of deal. The hard thing about weight loss is to stick to the plan. Don't make the plan too hard too fast.
>>26598153
Aka: "I'm fat and delusional"
FOR GOD SAKE PEOPLE, not every fat person should be hated. I'm skiny as fuck, you can see all my bones. I eat 45000 calories a day. I'M one extreme of someone who cn eat non stop and cannot gain weight no matter what i do.
If im like this then there must be people who are the total opposite. my parents complain because i dont leave my room except for college. i never move, exercise and i have a six pack. im lucky for what i have and i know that. but dont have a go at people who got unlucky.
as long as they know they are fat idc, i hate denial and what they have the electric fucking wheelchair i saw everywhere in america but its not all of them. stop using bullying as a coping method
>>26598188
Exercise isn't important if you don't care about your appearance and want to be a lanky motherfucker. Anyone thats obese should care about building muscle to minimize the amount of loose skin as possible.
>>26598312
What are your DNP cycles?
>>26598312
Thyroid problem?
>tfw lack the discipline and support needed to take on a healthy diet
I'm beginning to think the only way for me to lose weight is to intentionally get myself an eating disorder. I fucking hate myself for being so fat and not having the willpower to get thin.
>never was particularly fat
>but if I exercised:
>pain all over
>heart goes crazy
>feel like dying and just lay down for a while
>normally have chronic pain
>can't even use a normal computer mouse for more than an hour without wrist, elbow, and shoulder fucking up
>find out that besides my mother having arthritis in her 30s
>father had a fused spine and chronic back pain in his 20s
>brother has no cartilage on his knees and two discs replaced, not repaired, they were fucking broken into pieces and is now on muscle relaxants and opiates for the rest of his life
>sister literally had the cartilage at her sternum tear from a fall or something, she barely made it into the military when she was 18
And they still would complain my whole life that I was just making it up when I said it hurts to do anything.
what is dnp and im incredibly healthy, i have never had any health issues so doubt thyroid problem
>>26598304
>>26598282
Didn't really male model, more like builtfat.
You guys are really insecure huh.
>>26598312
#healthyateverysize
#heartattackat25
>was 264lbs
>Dropped 30lbs and still going
>Can't afford clothes since no job
>Holes carved into belt with scissors
>my trousers look like parachute pants
>>26598357
Dude I'm as rich as Bill Gates, it's just underneath a layer of poverty.
im 11 stone and 18
>>26598377
Anon, you can buy a pair of pants at a thrift store or goodwill for like $1.
>>26598410
Not in the uk
charity shops have a stupidly high markup, you can get clothes cheaper from an actual shop
>>26598312
im pretty sure 45000 calories would kill you
>>26598437
You can get a pair of pants on ebay for like $1-5. C'mon anon. Get your shit together.
>>26598315
Doing everything at once is the main reason why 95% of weight loss attempts FAIL.
>>26598398
You're as skinnyfat as bill gates.
kekekeekekekekek
">>26598448"
it probably should have killed my years ago but idc, at 7 am i eat a magnum, a nobbly bobbly, bran flakes ( 3 servings worth according to the box) with a pint of milk on and 3 packets of walkers crisps
>>26598460
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2550595/Have-charity-shops-grown-greedy.html
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/dec/29/charity-shops-pricing-items-bargains
I went in with 2 quid because I had the same Idea
All the pants where 8-11 quid and they wouldn't haggle, prices are set by the main office apparently
>>26598460
shipping is going to be an extra 5 quid
do you think I have not thought of this?, I have no money
I am considering finding a clothing charity
>>26598490
Dude, I'm as tall as Kevin Durant. It's just underneath a layer of short.
>>26592592
so do buff people
>>26598515
>fashion designer clothes
>thrift store
It's not a thrift store. Literally when I had to get new clothes because I got fatter, I ended up with a bunch of kakhi pants that looked like they came from someone's dead grandfather.
>>26598553
>>fashion designer clothes
what are you talking about ?
>>26598520
You're as retarded as a downie, it's just trapped underneath a layer of chromosomes.
>>26598553
what are you quoting?
He clearly stated they have a high mark up on their items, nothing about high fashion
uk charity shops are expensive, they are not for the poor any more but to raise money for charity
you want find any non charity thrift shops in the uk
The fat trench coat guys at my restaurant are the nicest customers.
They tip a lot, and they just hang in a booth and play board/card games.
Look so fucking happy.
>>26598515
Dude, go collect some bottles or something. No one is that broke, and if you are it's time to make some changes.
>>26598640
you don't get paid to recycle in the uk
you put them in a bottle bank
>>26598595
>>26598515
>From the contents of my shopping basket, you'd think I'd just hit the end of the January sales. A cosy Jigsaw jacket for _25, a red Gap top for _7.99, a Monsoon frock for _25 and a Radley handbag for _40.
>In one Oxfam store, I dressed myself from top to toe in labels from a powder-blue Cath Kidston cardigan to a black evening dress with sparkly waistband by Ann Louise Roswald - but the total came to more than _100.
>There are some designer finds that are true bargains - a purple three-quarter-length sleeve Stella McCartney dress for _45 and a Marc Jacobs black tunic at _45. But in every charity shop I go to the High Street labels are hugely marked up. One has a black bodycon dress from Oasis for a staggering _95.
>The accessories are just as pricey. I found two rather worn Marks & Spencer Limited Collection handbags for _15. You can buy a brand-new one for just _15 more.
I actually had to disable clipboard events to keep that site from inserting an ad when I copy pasted. Fuck advertising. Then I had to remove non-ascii chars. REEEEEEEEEEE
>>26592588
It probably was a sprite and the salad was probably drenched in dressing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zO2wFkl46g&ab_channel=CollegeHumor
>>26592497
I have the opposite problem and on average eat three times as much as any one person around me still being twenty pounds underweight. If I had the ability I'd would eat less and work out so that I felt healthy not like shit as I do. It's terrible.
I get that there are those who are fat and genuinely cool to be around, people who have literal problem(s), but for 9X% of people it's just disgusting and you have no excuse other then you're weak.
>>26598654
Well, if you stupid ass can't figure out a way to make $10, you deserve to look like a retard.
>>26598657
charity shops do not stock clothes for the poor anymore
All donated items gets sorted in a factory and distributed to stores
They even discard the non profitable items
The uk is expensive
>>26598686
damn pesky poor people
>>26598705
dude, homeless people have pants. It's really not that hard.
>>26598758
I still have pants, I just look like mc hammer
>>26592497
>sees an obese customer getting two bags of Cheetos from the vending machine
My previous boyfriend was fat. He'd cry over having zero self esteem (super shy and wearing shirts at the beach) but he'd drink soda and eat shit. He was like 6'3 and between 250lbs to 280lbs. It pissed me off every time he ate.
He'd say "okay force me to eat healthy" then say "it's just one can of soda a day! Jeeze!" We broke up for other reasons and he gained a lot of weight because I was the only reason he wasn't obese.
>>26598312
Dude your digestive system is fucked,there's no way you're metabolizing that many calories,they're just passing right through you.Go see a doctor.
>>26598929
oh no doctor help its an emercacy, i can eat whatever i want, cant get above 12 stone even if i try and im over 80% muscle and i do nothing all day ever.
im sorry but what am i really going to see a doctor about? i just got lucky,
Far guy here; I hate most of them too. Especially the fat pride body positive ones. They lack the motivation to lose weight, so instead they claim that everything is fine and mock people like me who try.
>you're quitting anon? No, say it isn't so! Come on anon don't go to rehab, come on just one more shot? You're going to be boring sober.. Come on seriously just one more stick end
>>26598312
You're lying. You do not eat 45000 calories in a day. That's not possible.
>>26599683
i used one of those stupid diet apps, my friend went on a diet so she asked what i ate after like 10 mins of working it out and telling it said that, who knows how accurate that was but they are normally pretty accurate
>>26599018
If you're unhappy with your diet, go see a nutritionist.
>>265599932
it was sarcasm, i love eating cake for lunch
>> 26599989
i meant to put >>26599932
>>26599867
Not possible.
To get 45000 calories, you'd have to eat more than 11kg of sugar. And you're not going to eat anything with more calories/gram than pure sugar.
More likely alternative: you just suck at measuring what you eat.
It is entirely possible that your body also sucks at processing what you eat, but that should vary no more than 5%.
>>26600174
is that 45000, thats a typo i missed... i meant 4500, im an idiot
>>26592497
Does anyone else just feel like punching anyone in the face when you see them eating? this is the important question op
>>26600248
4500 just makes it even more likely that you counted wrong. Remember that we have the evidence that you are not fat and that you (assume you) are not exercising at all.
Ever see those fat girls saying they eat 1000 calories a day and don't lose weight? You're now them, except in reverse.
Unless you actually have a problem that you should check with a doctor before it fucking kills you, you are just counting it wrong.
>>26596496
>Outside of athletics there is no reason anyone should ever have a BMI>20, the ideal is 16
SHOO SHOO SPOOKY SKELETON
>>26596496
The ideal is actually around the lower end of the "Overweight" category.
Probably because it has enough fat that your body will never have too little of it if it needs to fight disease/infections, while also not having enough fat to actually impair you in any way.
As soon as you reach obese, you have successfully shot yourself on the foot, though.
>>26596642
>I am also pretty chubby now (21 years, 200 lbs)
>200 pounds
>chubby
pick one fatass
>>26597628
I would, how pathetic must you be to become homeless in the first place? Same thing with fats
>>26597677
>>barely even eat
>>300 pounds
>>no matter what I do I can't lose the weight
You weight 300 pounds and barely eat? What are you doing, absorbing energy from the fucking cosmos?
I have little self-control and love food to the point of fantasizing about it each morning and while I'm trying to go to bed, but I've managed to lose 15 pounds last month by eating almost nothing but oatmeal, romaine lettuce, bananas, eggs, etc., so this attitude really pisses me off. Eating healthy and exercising certainly comes easier to some people than others, but pretending that it's a mystery how people gain and lose weight is sickening.
P.S. 31 year old KHV here, so fuck your "I'll never be loved."
>>26598153
>muh blood tests
you realize that basically every delusional fatty out there claims that their blood tests came out fine so they are healthy, which is idiotic because blood tests don't catch all sorts of long term diseases, you are destroying your body and it's only a matter of time before something gives.
The only fat people i genuinely hate are the ones who spew shit like ''healthy at every weight'' and ''it's my genetics''.
I couldn't care less if people don't do anything about their fucked and dysfunctional bodies, but don't fucking tell me you're not unhealthy or it's not your own fault.
>>26598213
>i'm 360 lbs 5'11'
holy fuck you are a little taller than me and literally weigh 3x as much, you must be as round as a fucking ball, how do you even walk
>>26600751
Ah, so you're just edgy for the sake of it.
>>26600869
That is possible so long as you're just starting to get obese and eat mostly healthy (just too much).
It's real easy to have high blood glucose at that point, though. And lower mobility will, of course, lower your good cholesterol levels.
But there are worlds of difference between a random obese guy who eats candy and mcdonalds and an obese guy who eats mostly meat and vegetables. It's true that a healthy diet also makes it hard to get obese, though...
Either way, even "healthy" fats are still quite unhealthy. Blood tests are not the ultimate answer.
>>26597677
Alright mate I'll help you out there you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjDqChyB0QI
This should fix you right up. I recommend watching the other episodes later to learn more.
>>26598063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ufaat233fA
He's doing a voice, but without the whiny emphasis, that nasty full of saliva sound on the back end is probably what you mean.
some fat people just inherently sound like it, I know what you mean.
>>26592755
oh god yes, didn't save it tho. shit was cash.
>>26592640
Everyone else is already telling you to ignore them, but I just want to pipe in and say that you shouldn't let anyone discourage you from getting the body you want. Keep at it, anon! You can do it, and in a year's time, you will be mega hot.
Im the 45000 calories a day guy, should i really see a doctor, ive never heard of this being an issue, ill start a food diary next week and post on here maybe
>>26592497
There are people that give that urge, but it has more to do with facial charecteristics. Being fat alone doesnt trigger me.
Sometimes I wonder how their stomachs can defy physics though...
>>26601922
PLEASE TELL ME YOU MEANT TO TYPE 4,500 AND NOT 45,000
PLEASE GOD
>>26601922
post a poison diary and see how fast you can get a heart attack. make the profit go to mcdonalds
>>26598654
In europe, private companies sign contracts with the town hall (the mayor or whatever... the local administration), for the right to explore recycled materials. Then the citizens are obligued to separate the trash and put it in the right containers, but they never see a dime.
And ofc, "mah environments" and whatnot...
>>26601947
i do but originally i typed it wrong so that it my identity, but i actually eat 4500 a day
>>26592640
I was with a 2 mates at the gym
One of then pointedto the a fat guy and said;hey look at him.
I stopped him right there. I said that fat people are nasty but this one is at the gym and trying to change his life and should be respected and not be made fun of.
The dude lost some big wheight.
Just know that you are seen as a huge noob and thus are easy to be made fun of
But remember this once you have become /fit/ that then you will have the last laugh.
Also do chin workouts to get a nice jaw line. Girls dick it.
>>26602028
>chin workouts
>>26602019
thank christ. 4500 a day is a lot, but if you were to cut that in half and exercise, you could lose weight.
Food diary is useless imo, just get down to the nitty gritty and start cutting shitty foods out of your life one at a time
start with carbs, then sugar, then soft drinks, and then start incorporating vegetables into your diet (you don't even need a lot, just some every now and then)
you can do it my friend, if the higher you climb the ladder the better you will feel, and right now you are very low, so wherever you are at, it can't get any worse
believe in yourself
>>26602120
no see, im 11.5 stone, cant get above 12 no matter what i eat, over 80% muscle and never exercise unless you count catching a bus.
>>26597035
Why not lift a little,cant hurt right?
>>26597040
If they can pass the militairy test than they are healthy.
Run 2400min 12 minutes
Do 20 push ups in 2 minutes
Do 30 sit ups in 2 minutes.
Is someone claims to be healthy of fit and they cant do this, than they arent healthy
>>26602250
Im not fat but I dont think I can do 2,5 km running in 12 minutes :S
Sedentary lifestyle and smoker's lungs.
>oh boy im shure as hell fucked
>>26602250
2400min?
What do you mean? Meters?
>>26602191
Oh damn
good for you dude
>>26602191
What is your height?You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original. Blox
>anyone who doesn't lift weights for at least 2 years claiming "builtfat"
ultrakek
>>26602380
why? but 5ft 11 ish
>>26597951
Maybe it is because you eat so low. Your body is on survival mode due to this and hold all the calories.
Try working out and eating healthy meals a couple of times a day. Make it a habit and Wright it down so you dont forget. Treat yourself well once you ve accomplished some of your goal
>>26602297
So... you're not healthy.
That was the whole point of his post. Using other measures to say whether or not you're healthy.
But fat people would also fail here, so... not healthy at every size.
>>26597982
This
Original commento
>>26598136
Just wright down what you eat and check how many calories it is. Then see hoe much you actually need and then you can change your dieet.
>>26597951
Your body does not defy the laws of physics. You are overeating. I suppose you must be human, even if slightly damaged. Don't let your assburgers give you hemorrhoids. You are overeating. You just don't want to admit it.
No one said it was easy, though. It's just SIMPLE. Depression will make it harder, NOT impossible. 95% of weight loss attempts fail.
But see, 100% of those failures are due to breaking the good habits and going back to overeating, while 100% of the successes are the opposite. The hard part is sticking to it.
Stop being a retard. If you can, of course. If you can't, just try to be slightly less retarded.
>>26598136
Also cut down on sugars. Thiswill help alot
>>26598338
Just do this.
Make a photo of yourself. In your underwear
hang it in your house.
Next to it, hang the body you want.
Everytime you want to eat,you will be reminded of the fat fuck you are and what you can become.
>>26602635
How long will it take for it to become ingrained? Because I feel like I'll just lose motivation again and delve even deeper into self-hatred.
>>26602660
137 hours.
Get your shit together fatass.
>>26602104
Chin excersises.
Youtube is your best friend
>>26602339
2400m yes
Orignal comment for this fine gentleman
>>26602297
You can train to become healthy again.
Make yourself great again.
>>26602660
I would say ti make a list of stuffto do to get a routine.
Pre made meals might do the trick.
Or atleast plan what you are goig to eat.
Stay strong,pluswatch on youtube those motivational videos when you are low on moral to keep you going.
Don't forget the sugar free monster . It's good for you, make sure you make that clear to your mum
http://youtu.be/I4nXZZqjhBI
>>26592497
>Does anyone else just feel like punching fat people in the face when you see them eating?
<< ahem....
> not punching them in the fat gut...
>>26602729
I'm not even that fat really, nowhere near that Noah guy in the YT video just posted or the fatties normally shown in these threads. I just fucking hate my body and want to get thin fast to at least try to feel good about myself.
>>26602922
For a 6"1' male (of course) what's the best calorie intake for losing weight as fast as possible? If I can make it an ingrained routine the better.
>>26592497
I enjoy it. They look happy when they're eating. It makes me feel vicariously comfy.
>>26603399
Double dubs.
Google it mate. It is quite simple.
Do home excersises at home at 20:00every other day. Also keeo a journal so you will see. Where you have dropped the ball.
You ca. Do it
>>26597951
>he thinks anyone actually cares about him.
Listen retard, people are replying to you because they have the time. I guarantee you you're not even an afterthought.
Keep wallowing in self-pity. The sooner you die from cardiac arrest, the better.
>>26592606
>'mmurikan detected
