>tfw asian
>tfw in high school you were talking to a group of girls
>tfw some mexican guy made a joke in front of them about asians having small dicks
>tfw they nervously laughed and you were too beta to do anything but turn red and mutter "yea hah"
>tfw he was right and your penis is actually small
How can aman bunch of grown men have such tiny pricks? (Except for the white guy) nature's way too cruel
White dude seems like he's slightly hard 2bh
Btw I'm alsowestAsian and my peepee is quite above average.
when gg allin got u beat u just need to kill youself lmao (lmao)
>>26592211
yeah, I think he's chubbing as well.
>>26592146
just date asian women m8
your penis evolved with them
>>26592287
BUT THEY ALL DATE WHITE GUYS HERE
>>26592409
White guy dating qt Asian here.
All the Asian guys give me nasty looks at uni.
I smile and fest on their jealousy.
At least Asian men make good employees, wagecucks.
>>26592409
no they don't, you've been browsing this shit board for too long. why don't you go outside and talk to one of them
and if they say they only date white guys, move on and talk to another
its not difficult, stop being a beta cuck
man, I'm not azn, but I feel bad about these dudes, especially smoker dude.
maybe most azn dudes are 'grow'ers, not 'show'ers?
also, white dude doesn't have pubes, that's like two to three inches of azn dick right there.
>>26592481
Thats weird, everyone in Japan was proud and happy that I was dating/married to a Japanese girl
>>26592146
i like how the white guy has a significantly bigger (flaccid) penis but is bald, whereas the asian guys have small (flaccid) penises but a full head of hair. Pretty much how it usually plays-out.
>>26592521
this desu.
I'm 24, have an 8" dick but I'm balding and fat.
>>26592193
other than the smoking guy, those look like fairly conventional flaccid cocks. The white guy's clearly half-masting, no way the vein's that swollen flaccid, still looks thicker than average though
>>26592146
smoker guy has glorious hair
>>26592521
Looks like usually the carpet matches the (lack of) drapes.
>>26592560
>those look like fairly conventional flaccid cock
lmao no they don't. my boyfriend's flaccid dick is bigger than that and he's a pretty normal size for a white guy (and yes he's a grower)
>>26592660
what do you think about when you're sucking his dick?
>>26592481
how does it feel to be a nigger relative to asians?
>>26592560
Lol no, they're way too small even for being flacid.
I look at penises all day and masturbate to penis humiliation porn, I know this stuff
>>26592146
>The look on grill's face
>>26592724
>I look at penises all day and masturbate to penis humiliation porn, I know this stuff
You should be hired as Penis Inspector for Penis Inspection Day.
>you will never know the feeling of having a big penis
>>26592660
>my boyfriend's flaccid dick is bigger than that and he's a pretty normal size for a white guy
can confirm. howlongismyschlong.com says that even 3 inches flaccid is larger than only 28.7% of the population. To put it into perspective, though, at 4 inches flaccid you're larger than 82.8% of the population, so most guys hover somewhere around 3-4" flaccid.
>>26592787
That would be my dream job to be honest.
Being paid to look and feel all kind of penises.
>>26592789
>tfw collect pics of big dicked guys and imagine it is mine
>>26592146
>tfw half white half asian
>tfw 6 inch cock
>tfw last girlfriend said you were the biggest she's had so far
thanks dad
>>26592560
All of them are half masting except the smoking guy. Look at the glans. Far right might be fully erect.
>>26592859
He got rekt in the end.
>>26592921
>you will never be john holmes
>tfw 8 inch dick
>tfw virgin
What's the point?
>>26592863
>6"
>biggest she's had
feel bad for the poor thing
>>26592867
My penis is like 2nd guy from right. Can confirm they are flaccid.
>>26592954
>8.2
HAH, I beat you!
But honestly, if your dick is at least 7 inches how can you be mad at other big dicked dudes. You already have the ability to wreck pussy. Its dumb to get mad at other big dicks if your dick is big.
>>26592954
You're probably under 20
Also you can rest easy knowing if you ever do get laid, your penis is the last thing you need to worry about where as for anyone under 6 inches, it's a constant stress.
>>26593005
22 actually.robotblox
>>26592945
>you will never do cocaine, fuck thousands of women and get paid to do so
>>26593105
>you will never die of aids
tfw grower
Sometimes when I don't fap for a week or two, I dream that I have a long dick. It always sucks to wake up to the reality. I try not to worry about it though.
>>26592560
My benis is completely flaccid right now, vein is clearly pronounced in spite of it
kekoriginal bloxxxx
>>26592945
if i had a time machine
id go back in time and cut john holmes's dick off.
>>26592560
well, if that makes you feel better, LOL
>>26592146
>tfw asian women love white cock
fuck it feels good. I love asian chicks as well so they will instantly go for me instead of a faggot asian dude.
>>26592481
>tfw white guy also dating asian girl here
feels good seeing all the native dudes get mad as fuck when they see me with her.
>>26592481
>>26593810
I know that feel, expect I'm black and dating a qt German. Life has been on the upscale this year. Wonder when it will end though.
>2016
>not having a BWC
pic related, me.
>>26592146
Best looking peen is far right because it is cut
Honestly "femanons", if you had to choose one of >>26592146 those guys to spend a month as your BF, which one would you choose?
>>26595153
>being engulfed in delusions
Shoo shoo, amerifat/jew/mudshit
>>26595207
Far right, it's a really unflattering photo of his face but I suspect he'd be quite cute. Smoking guy is attractive but looks like an irritating hipster and we'd probably have nothing in common.
Why have two of them had their happy trails badly shopped out?
Asian women are meant for big white cock.
>>26595343
But his penis is so small
>>26592146
Don't worry, large majority of Asian dudes make up for it with amazing facial features and body proportions.
>>26595538
hahaha nice try beta
have fun listening to your sister getting fucked by her white bf
good job boys we're totally not acting like niggers
>be asian
>tfw grower not a shower
>3 inches flacid, probably shorter. I've never measured
>6 inches erect
>people make small penis jokes
>would never be able to prove otherwise unless I popped a boner right then and there
Its not like it matters. I'll never use my penis to pleasure anyone anyways.
>>26592692
Pretty good. Who cares what people think who compared to you aren't even real men. Lol
>>26592859
dick only looks big relative to his skinny body
>>26595071
Shame about the rest of you, though
>>26592193
Because flaccid cocks may vary a lot. Mine is probably about 3cm when flaccid, and 16 when hard.
>>26592146
That picture is hilarious. Why are Asian men so pathetic?
>>26595071
humiliate me
taking orders
mucho alles
>>26593116
It would be worth it.
>>26592409
This is true
Most are westernized whores tho
>>26592863
100% asian here. My dick is 6 inch too
>muh dicking Asians
White niggers, pls
>>26592409
Most people, regardless of race and gender, will prefer to stick to their own kind when dating.
It's not that they all date white guys there. They probably just don't date yous there.
That's pretty funny coming from a Mexican guy
>>26592863
>tfw half white half asian
>tfw 6 inch dick thin dick
>tfw look white and no one believes my dad is asian
>tfw half asian half whiteys are all mentally unstable, betas and walking time bombs like Elliot Rodger
thanks mom...
>>26592146
>tfw you will never the confidence those Asian guys have
Seriously, they just don't give a fuck about their penis size. Why can't I be like them? My 5.2"x4" pencil dick is probably smaller than most Asian men.
>have above average penis, but have large frame body
>looks incredibly small in proportion
>manlet friend with smaller dick is always bragging about how girls thinks he is huge and ive even had girls say he is bigger
its amazing what proportions can do. i have thick thighs and a wide body, side to side and front to back. i work out so its all toned and refined but even when i wasnt bulking, i was still very large. if i was a skinny poof, my cock would look massive
just some food for thought
Not to turn this in to /pol/ but what if whites are the root cause of the race mixing where penis is used as the proxy.
Now bare with me for a second.
Judging from the data we have:
White men are the melting pot of the dating world.
Blacks == Blacks + the coalburners
Asians == Asians + the AWWM scene
Asians =/= Blacks by any gender.
Women date their own race and upwards on the penis size scale by 1 where Black > White > Asian.
>>26598225
what thoughts are running through that asian dad/family's heads?
>asian men have no hair on body
>it seems all the hair that would be interspersed on the body has been used for massive busshes of pubic hair
Does this get annoying? Do you accidentally tug on it while jerking off?
>>26592146
But mexicans have small dicks too, anon.
>>26592146
Why are 2 of the guys cut, and the one in the middle seems to have a censored square above his junk.
>>26599061
>Women date their own race and upwards on the penis size scale by 1 where Black > White > Asian.
But the only women rating black men positively on your chart are black women, and they aren't really swimming on them options...
>>26599418
Can confirm this is incorrect. Mexican here with 7" x 6.5"
>>26599548
white women(apart from other blacks) show the least amount of disdain for black males.. ergo the coalburner phenomenon
>>26599730
> hating them less is pretty much the same thing as liking them
Well, can't blame you. We take what we can get.
>>26599522
>Why are 2 of the guys cut
They're probably South Koreans.
The one on the right has a very Korean face. The one on the middle left looks more Japanese but could still be Korean.
>>26592146
what the actual fuck
look at that size difference
fucking look at it
just the tip of the white dude's flaccid dick is bigger than the asian's EVERYTHING
>>26600252
I'm not asian or anything, but that looks like a semi-chub to me on the white guy
>>26600574
I've seen bigger flaccid dicks than that, they are rare, but not impossible
>>26600574
I occasionally have a flaccid cock like that for a few hours after jerking off. It might be a semi-chub.
>>26600574
Even flaccid, that's incredibly small. It's a small as the white dude's head ffs
>>26600252
>>26600574
>>26600613
>>26600622
>>26600668
>tfw im white and im as small as the asian dude, even hard
What is a normal flaccid dick supposed to look?
>>26600613
yeah i hear you. doubt that's one of them tho
>>26600622
for a few hours? I haven't caressed myself for quite a while so can't remember. seems for an awful long time
>>26600668
True dat. maybe asians are just extreme growers?
>>26593448
Please trim your pubes mate, it looks larger that way.
Also, no girl will go down on a dick with that much hair.
T. Femanon
>>26592560
Very much this. Also depends on temperature and a lot of other stuff, if it's really warm and crotch is sweaty dick's gonna be really long and dangly even without a chub, if you've gotten off recently it's also gonna be pretty stetched. If it's chilly and you haven't had any action in a while it's gonna curl up. Guy on the left probably has a bigger dick than the others but he's definitely got more blood going to that thing than the others have.
>>26592146
I am a white male and my cock is only 4 inches hard.
It used to be a major problem for me but I got over it. Once I did I quite well. I'm into some kinky shit but I've had some good fucking times.
AMA
>>26601449
>Once I did I quite well
Once I got over it I did quite well.
