>live in castle
>brother is trying to kill me
>invent vinegar with spray action to avoid blobbing vinegar everywhere whe you put it on your food, you know
>fine mist vinegar action for tasty food
>everyone loves me
>end
that's it
what's yours, bots?
>>26591331
I die in every dream. Every single one.
I know you can't dream with people you actually haven't seen before.
But my last dream involved me and a bunch of unknown people, and I was really getting along with one of the girls in the dream.
It was a two plant building and I can't remember very well if I was working there.
But I didin't feel anxiety
I was laughing, something I haven't done long ago.
I was talking
It felt like I was happy. But I can't remember why.
>>26591469
i've had girlfriends in dreams, anon
i've felt happy and i know what it feels like to wake up from that
hope you're feeling ok man
Had a dream that I was pregnant
Woke up depressed that I can never be pregnantI'm a guy btw
>>26591585
when i was young (4-5yr) my dream was to be fat
just really fat for some reason lol
i grew up with my mother pregnant incedentally
so who know what's going on there
something iffy going on probs
had to walk through a maze filled with traps (spikes and shit not ladyboys) but I had a group of people following me that i could send through dangerous parts first to see how it kills you, when we got to the end it a nuke went off and I was tossed onto the ocean planet from interstellar. pretty fun dream sad that it ended
>>26591351
I find that kinda funny. I find that kinda sad. The dreams dreams in which your dying are the best you've ever had
Because I have not had meaningful interactions with other humans for much of the last 18 months, on those occasions when I am not sleep-dead in drink, the early-morning dreams (I am dreaming again, strangely, there was a long peroid of my life in heavier drinking where I didn't remember this) have permuted old co-workers and maybe an odd relative or two in asexual ways. The current dreams intrude on me in the sense that I know I'm supposed to be wage-cucking soon.
Creepily, I dreamt of the old bald CFO the other morning, who was a nice enough guy. No, nothing sexual was going on, as I insist: my brain seems to be reaching out to any forms of social interaction in recent life at all, and going to the above.
>>26591759
relating to this, perhaps it's that waking life is so fully satisfied with pornography and twice-four times daily masturbating, that this need is exhausted from the imagination as a bodily function, freeing the dreaming mind in my peculiar, perverse case to think of non-sexual concerns.
>>26591742
>(spikes and shit not ladyboys)
kek lmao
i'm terrible for water dreams, drown straight away hmm
>>26591759
sympathies anon
i walked out on my old wagecuck job a few years ago and dream about it to this day
every time i eventually realise "hey... didnt i quit this job" and i just walk out a second time
i guess i feel regret for just leaving, like i still have people to answer to, you know
like those old school dreams where you forget you took a class and show up right at the end of term knowing nothing
dream i am trying to cheat on my girlfriend, decide on girl i want to pursue. she rejects me. girlfriend doesnt find out. wake up.
such a strange feeling. its been stuck in my head ever since.
>Back in my high school
>In a girl's uniform
>Everyone's really happy to see me
>Me and some girls I used to know are in textiles class sewing
>We're making matching headbands
>We go to the lake after class to eat snacks at the water's edge and chat
>"I like you like this anon, you shouldn't have left. We would have understood"
>She reaches over and pushes the headband into my hair, smiling
>"But I didn't leave" I reply
>She laughs and leads me along the pier
>She shoves me into the water
>I feel my heart freeze in my chest as my lungs are filled with water, looking at my old friend shimmering through the water
>Clammy hands are reaching around my limbs and pulling me further down
>I wake up in a cold sweat, my heart racing
I don't care for my dreams.
>>26591331
I was in ww2. it looked halfway like wolfenstein. i was being chased by hitler in a tank. he was screaming in german. it was scary so I woke up
>>26591748
Nice job anon, you should become A poet.
>beat like 8 people to death at once just with a baseball bat
>don't remember doing it
>freaking out that i did it
>see on news that detectives and shit are finding fingerprints and they're ID-ing me
>trying to figure out how to hide
>see interview of some detective on the television about how he can't wait for the FBI to catch me
>freaking out at this point, trying to figure how i can lie my way through the trial if they catch me
>thinking why i would ruin my life by killing 8 people
>why didn't i just be a normal person and have a safe life with friends and loved ones
>why did i have to be this creep that hurts people, this psychopath
>wake up
I hate that shit.
Last night, as a background I have horrible oneitis, but lately she's been more warm to me I guess.I haven't seen her in a week now though.
> somehow sitting in stadium seats
> somehow she ends up next to me
> holding hands watching some sort of sport I don't remember
> she keeps laughing
Then the dream sort of changed
> sitting in a classroom
> told to form groups
> she grabs me by the arm and leads me to a table, now somehow we are in a huge hangar building
> be us sitting together, nobody near
> just talking
It was nice.But now I feel sad.
>>26592283
you done something nigga.
what you done?
what's this guilty conscience all about?
>>26591982
You're an in the closet tranny. Congrats, you can take HRT and become a pariah or try to repress it and kill yourself. You'll probaby kill yourself anyway.
>at some outdoor strip mall
>see Mike Tyson
>he want's to square up
>yeah alright let's do it
>starts beating the shit out of me
>getting pummeled pretty good
>in a last ditch effort pick him up and slam him
>hits his head on the concrete and gets knocked out
>while all this was happening a crowd gathered to watch and take video with their phones
>wake him up by slapping him
>he says thanks and hugs me
>become world famous for being the guy that knocked out Mike Tyson
>it starts and ends very quickly
>it's just a couple of seconds on loop for a long time
>it's my ex gf, who I love with all my life
>she's sitting down on the couch we'd cuddle on all the time
>she's staring at me with her beautiful blue eyes that just seem to piece through my soul
>she's messing with her hair at the same time and she's wearing this black t-shirt
>she just keeps saying
>"I love you too -"
>she stops there every time
>I don't know if it's me or someone else
>I wake up in cold sweat and tears every time
>tfw have had the same dream for the past couple of days
>I'm afraid to go to sleep now because what if I find out its someone else?
>I couldn't bear that, I'm barely finding the strength to live.
Help.
>Looking around aunt's house for old video games
>ToysRus squad drives up and starts searching the house for me
>Apparently they're after the old games too
>Evade them for awhile, house is arranged in a way where all the rooms connect to at least 2 other rooms
>See more of them come in with a fucking german shepard at the entrance
>They go deeper in the house, front door is unguarded
>Slip out the front door past their van
>Make my way to the front lawn next door
>They notice that I got out and start coming out after me
>Realize that apparently I had a pistol this whole time
>Head to the space at the side of the house to make a choke point
>Shoot at the guys that come around the corner
>Pistol kind of shitty, takes 3 or 4 shots to kill someone
>Take down 3 guys, suddenly a dude with a shotgun comes out
>Blasts me in the side, I fall to my knees
>Decide "Fuck that" and get back up and kill that guy
>Grab his shotgun
>Much more effective than the pistol, can kill guys with just one shot now
>Take out the last four dudes
>Dream lets me know that I've won the battle
>Wake up
What does it mean?
>Get ready for biology class
>Leave without pants for some reason
>Get to biology class
>Realise now I don't have pants on, or just starting caring now
>Ask my friend if he has pants to spare
>He says "wtf no"
And then I woke up. Nothing amazing but was fucking dumb.
>>26592682
guilt of a software pirate
>>26592745
guilt of a homework not-do-er
>grandmother wants me to clean her fence
>gives me cleaner/paint remover
>I get some on my leg and it just fucking dissolves into a puddle of blood
Why the fuck do dreams have to be so uncanny bros?
>in my dream, I wake up in bed
>nighttime
>there's a scratching sound at my closet door
>I look over to see the wood splintering and peeling away
>a wave of terror washes over me
>I can't move
>the face of a devil/demon appears in the newly formed hole in the door
>the face floats out of the door and over to my bed
>my skin starts feeling hot and itchy
>little strips of skin start peeling away from my arms while the demon face floats over my bed
>the sense of terror increases
>I'm still frozen in place
>there's a distinct sensation of pain in the dream
>the demon face remains floating over me
>there are now long cuts forming on my chest and stomach
>a thought forms in my head, something is telling me this torture will happen every night for the rest of my life
>I think to myself that I need to commit suicide to escape it
>wake up
I have a lot of horrific, violent dreams
>>26592500
9/10 good dream
would chuckle softly again
>>26593520
It means you want to fuck your mom.
>>26593778
...how could you tell?
this morning
this girl i hardly know from class is a cop now.
i'm around when she makes an official statement about how she was mortally wounded and let the suspect she had in the car escape.
flash to the scene.
she arrested someone on mardi gras or something.
when she got him in the car she got a cramp in both feet and crashed the car right there on the parking lot.
suspect snaps, rips out the back seat of the car, hits her with it.
he continues to tilt the dashboard, and the front part of the car which has become loose somehow, crushes her under it.
her chest gets crushed by the gear or something, then what left of the steering wheel penetrates her skull.
i wake up.
