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>Grabbed pictures from random attractive guy's Instagram.
>Ask for hookups.
>65 matches in 11 hours.
>Two of them are my classmates.
>They message me first.
>Talk like a sperg, they're still interested.
>Make real Tinder profile with my pictures (6.5/10).
>Don't ask for hookups, be funny.
>13 matches in 2 months, 4 of them bots.
You will never experience this.
>>26591266
Wow you mean using an app that was entirely made for hookups over relationships will result in you being more successful when asking for hookups?
>>26591266
Ugly girls probably get the same treatment anon.
>>26591284
Most girls write I matched with wrote "not interested in hookup".
>>26591289
Doubt it, even ugly fatties can have sex on demand.
There's always a guy willing to do it.
>>26591266
My pictures are about as good as that guy's and I don't get girls messaging first ... :(
Maybe I should change my bio to say just looking for hook ups, or maybe girls in America just have lower standards or are looser.
>>26591266
>>Make real Tinder profile with my pictures (6.5/10).
>>Don't ask for hookups, be funny.
>>13 matches in 2 months, 4 of them bots.
BASICALLY ME, i hate it. Hate it even more when people on here tell me looks don't matter.
Fuck right off. I mean look at how women just talk about their vaginas and stuff because someone is good looking.
I also never get any response backs or messages first.
hate 2 break it 2 u but you're probably not a 6.5/10. The guy you posted is barely a 6.
Source: a girl
>>26591357
maybe hes too good looking and intimidating them
or your photos look too professional
make sure theyre selfies or with group of friends.
>>26591398
Uhh fuck off??
>>26591398
Everyone's perspective of rating is the same
I have a vagina
>>26591398
Yeah Collin Farrel Jr is a 6. Fuck off cunt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26591442
I have a friend named Colin Ferral. Idk if he's a junior tbqhf
>>26591398
This guys is the epitome of a Chad.
He's at least an 8.5/10 for women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1HHvYB-Cxc
ask for nudes and then blackmail them by saying youll friend everyone on their facebook profile and send it to them
Just liked 100 profiles, I'm about a 5/10 and workout (I don't post body pictures though) because I'm not that shredded
Got a fat ZERO matches, liking 5-6/10 girls i believe i have a chance with.
I made a chad account and tricked a girl into getting naked over skype under the guise of an art project.
I kinda feel bad, but she had to be fucking stupid to not say "get on webcam and I'll do it", especially when I kept making excuses about why I had no cam or mic.
Just wanted to release my inner sociopath desu. It's funny because she was so in love with fake Chad. Deleted the account and promised I'd call her too.
>>26591621
post face fammm
>>26591675
Yes, because posting my face and getting false compliments will somehow start making me get matches.
No.
OP here.
Got 3 girls that want to fug.
Wat do?
>>26591266
>>26591357
>>26591385
I was bored, so I downloaded tinder today before class. I'm pretty much average and I had 6 matches in about 12 hours with one chick messaging me first. I think it might just be your guys' photos/bio
