who /funny walk/ here
i've been told i walk with kind of a limp
>>26591000
>walking normally
>see person walking towards me
>suddenly cant walk straight
>dont know what to do with my arms
>dont know were to look
>get anxious because they might greet me
>feel like im starting to walk too fast
>>26591030
This right here. Walking manually is the worst thing. I have nightmares about it, where I'm crossing a road and I forget how to walk so I just keep falling down until I get run over.
>walking funny since birth
>an accident screwed my right leg
>walking even funnier now
Once I overheard people across the street saying "look at that dude" while pointing at me
They weren't even laughing, just amazed and confused
>>26591000
toe walker here
I'm pretty much always in manual walking mode when around other people, and I feel it always looks like I have a limp when I try to walk normally
people stare at me all the time, despite my attempts to walk normally
>>26591081
I know this feel too well.
My two biggest fears in public is fainting and forgetting how to walk.
>>26591000
I have a bounce in my step sometimes, walk extremely fast, and move my left arm in martial fashion.
Arm movement is kind of like what the guys at the start of this vid do, but I curve my arm in front of me a bit more and the length of the movement depends on pace and urgency. Hold right arm completely still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqUWIO2TQ_A
Actually, a few of the officers in this video are basically exactly how I walk, but slower.
>>26591000
I been usin fit for 3 years mu legs are 2 big to wali normally i gotta walk like i got anal
>>26591000
fuck off 50 cent
>>26591205
Ty anon i havent laughed jn months
>>26591179
Are you perhaps autistic?
>>26591282
I wouldn't know that.
>>26591000
either your legs are fucked up or you have assburgers
Duck feet. I've convinced myself it's not noticeable but it is. Reverse duck feet is worse the uh. People don't comment on me atleast.
>>26591107
same here
I don't know why I do it, it sort of hurts not to, but when I've been walking around all day it's fine. I go to sleep then bam, I'm walking around the house on my toes again
Does anyone else here get their feet caught on things all the time? Like tripping over a doorstop built into the floor.
Who /doesntmovearmswhenwalking/ here?
>>26591107
>>26591415
I thought I was the only one, my friend has commented that I sometimes half hop with my toes when I try to walk normal in public.
At home I'm 90% tip-toeing, I think it started when I was a kid and I heard my dad give me advice for sprinting that you should start at your toes for a fast start but I took it wrong and it became an unconscious habit.
Having to manually control the way I walk in public sucks.
>>26591452
Dammit Eugene.
>>26591030
fuck i know this feel all too well. i do the tiptoeing around the house, too. my hands never leave my pockets when i'm walking as well because moving my arms as i walk just feels too awkward
>>26592317
Exact same case here
odd that we would all share these rare traits and be posting here at the same time, perhaps there's an overarching reason for all of these behaviours.
>>26591000
my mom told me I walked like a faggot once, so since then I have no fucking clue how to walk properly.
>>26591000
My entire life I've been told that I have a distinctive gait.
People tell me they can identify me from far away based on the way I walk instead of my appearance. Apparently it's that extreme.
Send help please
>>26591000
Me (or that's what I think).
>>26591000
who /gangsta limp/ here?
Specially when I'm listening to hip hop, I time it to the beat.
>>26591000
>Walk with family
>"Look, anon walks like a penguin"
>look down
>I really do walk like a penguin
I don't exactly walk like a penguin but my feet walk slighlty by it's side rather than straight.
This is a symptom of autism. Look it up.
>Chad and his friends cornered me in a parking lot and beat the living shit out of me when I was 14
>including taking a length of pipe to my left knee
Because of it I range from "slight limp" to "full retard" depending on the weather or which way I slept or whatever. Some days it's so stiff I can barely bend it.