>that guy who puts the flame as high as it goes
>that guy who takes the metal cover off and fucks with the gear to release flamethrower levels of fireit's called a crack lighter
>>26589545
My friend always did this and got weird about smoking up with lighters that weren't like that, so now I always do it out of habit. Takes like 10 seconds with a Leatherman.
That's the same guy who burns his hair when he goes for a smoke
>Not a Bic
Fuck off.
The flames on them are bigger now, why do those fucking lighters still exist.
>>26589629
>not wanting a small flame to control your hit and corner the bowl
fag nigger
>>26589473
>that guy with the BBQ lighter
>That guy who torches the shit out of a bowl, effectively turning it into ash in one hit
JUST
>>26589473
>that kid who thinks he's an pyromaniac because he sprays axe body spray at a flame
>>26589687
>mfw i used to line up those cheap small army action figures with the posable arms and legs and hands you could put the little guns into and light them up with an axe flamethrower
i was a weird kid
>>26589657
>not snapping the full bowl
Don't fucking talk to me you weak useless piece of shit. You don't even know how to get high.
>>26589657
>>26589671
>not taking big hits like a man
What are you, 12 year olds who can't afford more than a dimebag with their allowances?
>that girl who manically spins the lighter around in her fingers
>>26589748
>>26589768
>im so le cool because i smoke an 8th a day
a quarter lasts me a week
>>26589687
AKA every 12 year old ever
>>26589748
>not breaking down your weed to a fine powder, lighting it for no more than a second, then allowing the ember to cash the bowl
>>26589748
Thank you, I was starting to get embarrassed for everyone on this board.
>>26589795
I do this but I feel lesser than the guys who kill a whole bowl instantly
>>26589768
Smoking up all of someone else's bowl is a major dick move you dumbfuck
>>26589779
It doesn't take smoking very heavily to be able to just effectively take hard hits and get those drugs inside your body fast.
>>26589786
8th grade is the time and place for idiotic pyromania/blowing shit up
>>26589795
Forgive me for not scientifically approaching the way I smoke weed.
>>26589833
Guess what? I'm not some kind of normalfuck who smokes at parties or with all of my friends. And if you are, you're honestly dirt in my opinion. I smoked with one friend in high school, and since then it's been all solo. Because we were actual friends, we didn't get all retarded about smoking "rules" the way people like you do. We just fucking smoked. It's that easy.
>>26589815
It's only ok if it's your weed but op means if someone takes up your entire bowl
>>26589829
You shouldn't, torching the bowl with the lighter destroys a lot more thc than if you were to do it the other way.
Bonus points if you use a magnifying glass
>>26589896
See
>>26589895
I realize what it entails, and I don't care.
>>26589895
Your still not getting it. A friend comes over and eats all your food are you going to be mad? God your fucking stupid
>>26589895
smoking with people you don't know very well is the worst.
>>26589927
Oh got it you're just shit posting I mean someone has to
>>26589795
>grinding your weed
>implying nugs don't catch embers
>implying you're not a shitter
>>26589934
Don't offer the fucking bowl if you aren't willing to deal with the ramifications of it. How stingy can you possibly be with your weed? If all you've got is one bowl, tell whoever you're smoking with to take it easy. Otherwise, just chill the fuck out and smoke. What you're doing is like offering your friend a slice of pizza and then getting mad when they eat it. Unless one bowl is all the weed you've got, in which case all I can do is laugh.
>>26590015
Smoke my boys up everyday. But they don't smoke all my weed. Shit works now shut up already
>>26589961
And I fucking guarantee that these people who are bitching about other people who torch bowls are the kind of social butterflies who blaze it with loads of people. And Christ, even the one time I smoked at a party I knew that being generous with my stuff came with the territory. These idiots who ritualize weed in the most obnoxious way possible infuriate me.
>>26589990
>implying big nugs burn better than broken up weed
>implying my way of smoking isn't superior to your way
Do you even thermodynamics, m80?
>>26590071
Being the guy who's been arguing with you I totally agree there
>>26590063
Fuck off back to your boys, faggot. If you have 'boys', you don't belong here at all. And I think you realize that. So get the fuck out.
>>26589990
>he stuffs a nug in the bowl and lights it
>That guy that is impatiently awaiting his tax return so he can buy enough weed to make good edibles
>That guy who shows up at the open mic and, "ONLY plays originals"
>>26590105
Right right cuz on 4chan everyone has to say things the way you do got it. I have a feeling you don't have any friends I vote we keep fighting cuz fuck am I bored
>>26590117
I just got $337 motherfucker, time to get destroyed.
>>26590107
>he doesn't
grinding it is a waste you retarded faggot nigger
>>26589768
>smoking DUDE WEED
>calling anyone else 12
lmaoing at your life kid.
>>26590159
Please explain to me how it is a waste
>>26590159
Not grinding it is a more wasteful you humongous faggot
>>26589745
>army men
>axe spray
>a kid
How young are you?
>>26590159
you dun smoked yourself retarded boy
>>26590190
18, i did that shit when i was exactly 10-12 lol
>>26590190
>I was a weird kid
Do you know how to read?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mmplFFn.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>tfw don't have to buy lighters anymore
>no ash
pretty nice for $80nobody can see my fedora if i do it in private
>>26590172
>>26590177
>>26590199
>grind weed up
>burns up faster
>get less smoke
>get less high
fucking idiots, you also lose the kief which gets you really high unless you're not a total mouthbreather and scrape it out of the grinder
>>26590206
No I mean, they had axe spray back then? That stuff probably came out when I was 14 or something.
>>26590218
Holy shit
>being this stupid
>>26590221
They had axe back in 2000. I remember mum buying it for me for highschool.
>>26590218
i dont scrape it. i took the chamber off my grinder and i just put all the ground weed + all the kief in my bowl
>>26590153
>$337
u are like a little baby
Holy motherfucking dog biscuits, you're all so mindbogglingly fucking retarded
>>26590278
high earning wagecucks cannot be robots
>>26590107
>>26590080
Both of you are fucking retarded.
How the fuck do you claim to smoke and not have the mental capacity to know how to pack a nug.
Grinding is a fucking waste of shit.
You lose all the fucking trichomes and have to scrape them out like some crackwhore when packing nugs doesn't make the plant lose any at all. You get a little on your finger and you sprinkle it back on.
And you could just buy 2 grams of good brown kief for less than $10 if you're so worried about it. It burns faster and gets you less high. Try passing a ground up bowl around and a nice dense nug covered in trichomes and see which one lasts more rotations and which one gets you higher.
If you don't know shit just don't talk shit.
Fucking cornering bowls like some fucking middle schooler on his first time. Not knowing how to fucking get high.
And it's not even about going through more, it's fact that the longer and stronger hit you take, the higher you'll be.
Snap a fat nug and then smoke your little ground up bullshit on 5 hits and you'll see.
Or not.
You can fuck off for being so retarded.
>>26590117
Edibles are a waste of weed. Only good for low quality shit that you need to sell to idiots.
ITT: normies argue about their normie pastime (weed)
>>26590427
>not knowing how to make the best of them
They're better than weed, and a good supplement to it.
>>26590390
holy shit, for someone who smokes weed, you seem really, really, really mad about what anonymous posters on a loser board are doing with their shit
maybe you need benzos or antipsychotics to chill out
or perhapsa lethal dose of morphine
![kief[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ue6Dpg.jpg "kief[1].jpg")
>>26590390
>living in a parallel universe where kief catchers don't exist
how do you tie your shoes in the morning?
are they straps?
>>26590466
I don't need one because i don't stupidly destroy my flowers.
>>26590214
at least you understand what it is. I like the whole smoking process so i wouldn't go for that but it sure is cheaper than a good bong.
>>26590354
>Trying to say robot = NEET
There seems to be your first mistake, buddo.
Also, you're all the most uptight stoners I've ever fucking met, holy shit. And smoking with others is bad? I can understand if they're assholes, but just share the love, man, shit. Where I live, stoners are THE MOST generous people anyone knows. I've never bought my own, people just invite me to smoke, and I smoke a fucking LOT, they're practically GIVING it away. Missouri here, btw
![1445381979721[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JASNywC.jpg "1445381979721[1].jpg")
>girl wants to hang out
>it's 11pm and she lives 30 miles away
>wants me to drive to her so we can smoke (my) weed
>got nothing else to do so go
>pack first pipe bowl
>take a modest cornered hit
>hand the pipe over
>she torches the entire bowl
>hands it back and i can only get one more hit before its cached
>pack it again with my supply
>she torches it again
mfw
>>26590390
>t. captain weed
>>26590390
>implying I use a grinder to break up my shit
>implying I don't know how to smoke a bowl better than you do
haha god damn pot heads are fucking retarded children
>>26590672
its incredibly satisfying to watch people who rotted their minds with drugs trying to form coherent arguments
>>26590605
kek'd out loud familia
>that older kid who smoked crack while everyone else was smoking weed
>>26590390
>Buying into DUDE WEED broscience
Enjoy your half baked highs and shitty reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond, you fucking cuck.
>>26590753
This thread is hilariousFUCK YOU FILTER
>>26590794
Why didn't you just explain why this thread is funny to you? You wouldn't have hit the filter with such a useless post.
>>26590672
Wrong. This is a serious topic and has some of the most brilliant minds on the net mulling this over.
Im about to toke with pure nug no break up now to test. Although i normally only vreak the nug into two or three pieces by hand and dont use a grinder,even when smoking blunts i chop up my weed with a knife on a chopping board,works well.
I smoke weed and i'm more successful than most people on this board.
I can take time stamped pics of my income, property and car but you faggots would just get more triggered.
I just hope you idiots bashing weed know you're fucking wrong.
All your fucking judgements are made based on online propaganda.
There's so many successful, rich and happy people who smoke.
But we're all down and outers right?
You're so much better than us even though some of our lives are better and happier.
>>26590753
Insulting based ELR huh?
Thats a mistake...
>>26590753
>broscience
>it's a real fact
Okay bud.
>>26590828
Break a piece off, put it upside down and spread it open in the middle then push it down a little then snap it.
Don't take more than 2 hits.
>>26590842
Please post you holding a nug next to your bank statement to shut these straight edge young conservacucks up
>2005+11
>Not intravenously using THC
>>26590751
Crack is whack and also a fucking blast. Don't badtalk the rock.
>>26590989
Can you describe what a crack high feels like?
>>26591008
Powerful, energetic, alert, alive, and euphoric.
>>26590878
Nah but here's a shitty pic of my bong and two of my cars.
Everything paid off cash.
Live in a two story townhouse.
>>26591046
>Hey look I can take pictures of cars outside of my window
>>26590989
No one wants to be around a crackhead.
>>26591073
>parked in front of my door in designated spots
>not mine
>implying i didn't just trigger you.
>>26591008
I experienced it like the high you get from really good hash, only about 100 times stronger and more energetic
You also feel like you think way clearer (this is not the case)
>>26591137
no seriously though, it can't possibly be that hard to provide decent evidence we're all happy, (even you) with to back up your claims. but you refuse to. so as far as I'm concerned you're full of shit
>>26589990
If you don't grind your weed you're a subhuman retard
>>26591216
Why should I have to, it's a fact of the world there are millions of pot smokers who live successful lives.
If you CHOOSE not to believe that and keep bashing everyone who smokes, well alright then buddy. I'm happy enough to not feel the need to prove anything more to you blind autistic ragers. I'm waking up successful tomorrow and smoking a fat bowl before making more money and building an even better future for myself.
I'm full of shit alright, golden happy, THC enriched shit.
You can keep hating, i said what needed to be said, you can look for more proof elsewhere because like I said, there's a lot of well off pot smokers out there.
It's a plant, not heroin.
>>26591046
>bragging about your shitboxes parked in front of your fucking run down apartment
You literally can't kill yourself fast enough
>>26591389
>2016 cars are shitboxes
You couldn't be more jealous.
Why does this board hate weed so much but they praise other drugs?
>>26591413
>jealous of your plastic sedans
It's like you are incapable of feeling shame
At least others can take the opportunity to laugh
Can someone more experienced than me explain what a "glass on glass" bowl is?
I recently broke the bowl to my bong like a fucking idiot and am looking for a replacement. I found one online that claims to fit all "glass on glass joint" bongs.
http://www.grasscity.com/us_en/glass-on-glass-viper-bowl-choice-of-5-colors.html#.VsauivIrLmg
Link related if for whatever reason you wanted to know which one
>all the children in this thread in charge of knowing the science behind burning weed
You're all fucking dumb as shit lmao
>>26591347
i actually smoke. i wasnt that other guy from earlier. the point im trying to make is that don't come with bold and otherwise interesting claims and expect us to take your word for it on a mexican tire patching enthusiast forum
>>26591458
Is your bong male or female?
Get the opposite to put on top.
>>26591527
I don't know man. I bought it at a gas station a month or so ago.
I'm not very well versed with this kind of stuff. I can post pictures if you can help me.
>>26590218
>, you also lose the kief
i dont even smoke weed and i even i know you're wrong
also blaze it family
![[Over-Time] Voltasaur Team Kyoryuger - 40 [1A31E269].mkv_snapshot_00.12_[2014.01.05_00.19.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TYL6oxa.jpg "[Over-Time] Voltasaur Team Kyoryuger - 40 [1A31E269].mkv_snapshot_00.12_[2014.01.05_00.19.59].jpg")
>>26590828 here,
>>26590877
I'm definitely high but my shitty tiny bowl makes smoking inefficient,I retardidly broke my bong recently as well and been smoking blunts until today so not as high as I could be with the pure volume and speed of a bong snap,and lacks the added tobacco head-rush with L's.
will continue to smoke and report back.
>>26591527
>>26591552
>>26591458
I'm just realizing it might have been the downsteam that broke. I didn't realize there was a difference.
all these people arguing over fucking weed jfc
>people get THIS MAD about smoking weed
jesus christ calm down. trying to discuss smoking with some of you fucks is like walking a minefield
>>26591552
Here >https://www.smokecartel.com/pages/everything-you-need-to-know-about-glass-joint-sizes-and-shapes
Just go to a head shop and look at the sizes yourself to see them better, plus they'll have more variety and maybe it'll be cheaper. You can usually play the broke pothead csrd and theyll take a couple bux off.
>>26589473
>because of wind?
/thread
>>26589657
Bic lighters are by far, the best discardable lighters. Any smoking guy knows that.
>>26589795
>lighting it for no more than a second
>tfw timed your lighter time to 100-200 ms, at the max
>get incredibly triggered by anyone that does more than a second
>namely baby boomers & gen X'ers
>"hurr where's a corner in a circle? we didn't have to do this corner bullshit when we were your age!"
then the motherfuckers wonder why the bowl is gone before they get a second hit, jesus fucking christ
>>26591702
If you knew how to smoke you wouldn't need a second hit you fag.
>>26591702
we call it "tan bowling" as in the tangent of the circle
>>26591767
Literally only you call it that.
>>26590390
kek, you're a special kind of retard, or bitch, aren't you?
>And it's not even about going through more, it's fact that the longer and stronger hit you take, the higher you'll be.
being extremely high for 4 hours isn't quite the same as being moderately high for 12-16. sorry you lack the fine motor skills to properly light the bowl.
>Fucking cornering bowls like some fucking middle schooler on his first time. Not knowing how to fucking get high.
t. someone who's alright with wasting weed
i've been legal for 20 years and your types are frequently excluded from the cafes and circles because of your bullshit
>>26590501
>I don't need one because i don't stupidly destroy my flowers.
the irony is palpable. you're to being a weed expert as someone who only drinks malt liquor is to a beer expert. step your game up before you act like a clown, christ.
My favorite piece.Made out of an old walnut burl.
>>26591743
>If you knew how to smoke you wouldn't need a second hit you fag.
kek, you're the same guy that eats each bite of a burger in 2-3 bites, instead of a ~dozen. fucking degenerate wastoid, christ
>>26589545
don't even have to take the metal cover off. just pop it up a little and move it to the right, then pop up the moving thing and turn it back, then pop it down and turn to the right again and repeat.
>>26591867
>being extremely high for 4 hours isn't quite the same as being moderately high for 12-16.
>being kind of high isn't the same as being properly high
No fucking shit huh.
Thanks legal man, i had no idea.
>>26591892
Better pic of it.
>>26590278
Dank reference bro 10/10
Am I supposed to know what any of this shit means
>>26591046
>owning 2 sedans
for what fucking purpose?
>hey I think I'll take sedan #2 today
what the fuck anon
>tfw not buying weed for Lent
>tfw I will only smoke from the charity of others
pray for me robots
>>26589473
bruh gotta smoke dem rocks mane knawmsayin nigguh
see file name
>>26592145
Because I wanted them.
