What do you think your first time having sex will be like?
abrupt
I already had sex, and so did most people on this board.
>>26588967
Salty bags of milk, coins and sand.
>>26588967
I remember it like it was yesterday, It was a dark cold winter night, the traffic light at the intersection shown through the window clicking from green, yellow and then too red. Surpisingly I was not nervous, everythig seemed fine until I bent her over only to find shit streaked across her asshole.
>>26589003
>y-yeah I totally belong here, everyone is like me!
How many ways are there for us to say "fuck off, you're not wanted here"?
it was awful, I was too young to really understand (I was 13) and the experience makes me never want to have sex again
It's marginally better than stroking yourself, then you have to put up with a girl and pretend to care about them. Not worth it in my opinion
>>26588967
idk.
It won't happen.
>>26588967
I'll either not get hard or not cum
>>26588967
It was alright. I didnt last as long as i was hoping and she didnt move or do that much the whole time. It gets better with experience but its highly overrated.
I will never have sex
I couldn't get it hard but she was pretty cool about it
what should I do when I'm having sex with an very experienced girl who likes me but assumes I've had sex before?
Should I tell her that I'm a virgin? I mean, she'll notice anyway.
Will this affect the possibility of a further relationship if sex is really important for her? I obviously won't be able to live up to her expectations.
Sweaty, awkward, horrifying, etc.
That's why I don't care about losing my virginity.
>>26588967
Jesus christ. This man's confidence was killed, dragged through the streets, pissed on, set on fire, pissed on again, and set on fire once more for good measure.
Not getting hard when it's just you and the girl is embarassing enough. Having a crew film it for it to be posted online... Jesus
tfw no sissy bfbloxx
>>26589816
Coming from someone that lost their virginity at 27, within 30 seconds my girl realized I was a virgin. It is entirely obvious the way a man holds a woman and acts like when the clothes finally do come off.
>>26588967
Does Remy really take this dude's virginity on this video?
Also, the first time is pretty lame but you learn there isn't really that much to it
>>26589003
speak for yourself
>quick
>awkward
>embarrassing
>terrifying
>nervousness
>shit
She'll be surprised I dont have a small dick because no self confidence. I probably won't cum because of deathgrip and I was mutilated at birth.
>>26588967
I lost my virginity at 16
Ask me anything
>>26588967
very sttressful, i also couldnt get hard during my first try like the guy in the webm
I will make that girl my bitch!
>>26589924
had you had much experience with woman/sexual encounters prior to losing your virginity?
>>26589924
I thought so, although she still assumes I've had sex and there has been some touching before.
How should I go about this? And what about the relationship question?
>Implying I'd risk being humiliated
Nice try, friendo. I might look into fleshlights.
>>26589816
Lost my virginity this valentines day at 23, faked it like crazy and the girl never guessed. Told her it had been a year or so and just joked about "let's see if I still remember what I'm doing.." before I ate her out. She came like 6 times in the next hour and talked about how great it was for 2 days after. Only problem was it took me fucking forever to get off, probably because I jerk off too much. Sex gets tiring when you pass the hour mark.
In other words...just git gud and you're gucci
>>26590066
none ever
>>26590068
I dunno but if you lie and say you're not a virgin she is going to know right away (if she isn't a virgin that is)
>>26590068
I'm not the lost-it-at-27 dude but you can eliminate some potential embarassment by making sure you're comfortable with the girland having a game plan before you go in. Most guys under the age of 30 have no idea how to properly please a woman, so if you seem like you have even a remote idea of what you're doing you won't seem inexperienced . I'd recommend looking up tips online, read sex articles and the like. The guy makes a point, that the way you hold a woman (or even yourself) can give you away, but I think that shouldn't be an issue, again, assuming you're both comfortable around this girl in a sexual context and this potential encounter not being your literal first sexual encounter.
>>26590178
Well, it will be my first sexual encounter (not counting the two times I kissed a girl 5 years ago and the one time I was drunkely slurping all over another girls face).
Do you think there's any reason to tell her ever? I mean afterwards? And if I fail - which I will - is there usually a second chance?
>>26588967
Who/what video is this?
she rode me
it was awesome
I'm just warning you guys as a former kissless virgin its a hell of an experience. When the clothes finally come off and you realize its about to happen you're going to panic real quick once you realize you have no idea what you're actually doing. Also once she touches you for the first time you're going to freak out. Don't worry though you get used to it quick and you'll enjoy.
>Remy is tugging on his cock
>And he can't get hard
What a fag
>>26590276
Afterwards, up to you, probably not soon after, if you really feel the need. If you fail - which you might not, if you go in thinking you will, then you will, you might as well beleve there's a chance you both might enjoy yourselves, otherwise you're destined to fail - then if she likes you there's infinite chances. Even bad sex isn't really that bad for women, despite what this board pedals the emotional part of it matters to them too. Their priority (assuming they like you ) is intimacy with you, both physical and emotional. This encounter will further both kinds either way, and if she likes you she'll be patient while you improve, technique-wise. So I suppose this hinges on whether this girl really likes you or not.
>>26588967
Probably like your gif. I'll be unable to get hard from performance anxiety.
>>26588967
That is painful to watch
Also
>not practicing with mommy first
Nonexistent.
I plan on being a virgin my entire life.
real nice in the poopoo
>>26589572
learn to tripcode you faggott
>>26590381
does that happen during sex
>>26590476
I'm sorry what's that I don't follow?
>>26590356
Well, I don't know. I guess she likes me, but I'm not sure if there is more to it.
She has been with a lot of guys before and she often talks about how sex is important for her in a relationship.
She's also complained a few times about guys not performing in bed or their dicks not living up to her standards.
On the other hand she has been in a relationship with a guy who had trouble getting it up, so there's that...
I don't know if she really likes me like for a relationship or if she just wants to have sex. If it's the second, I might as well kill myself afterwards, because she's friends with most people I know and everybody will know about my failure.
>Girl licks my balls during first blowjob
>Feels terrible
>Can feel her chin touching my sweaty asshole
>Tickling the fuck out of me because sensitive balls and I end up laughing and farting a monstrous ass blast into her face and open mouth
I will never recover
>>26590567
Did she finish.
>>26588967
It won't
original comment desu sempai desu
this is why you fuck a fat girl like 3 points below you for practice
>>26590531
the wet sheets
There won't be a first time.
>>26590356
haha "if she really likes you". Nothing turns a girl off more than a guy that can't throw it down in the bedroom.
If it was anything like my first kiss, then it will be very intimidating right up until it's actually time to do it, in which the animal instincts take over and you don't give a fuck.
Right?
>>26590607
Only if you cum a huge load and don't wear underwear when you sleep
>>26590068
I don't agree. I lost mine at the same age, and the girls said "I think you've had a lot of girlfriends." I would recommend watching some realistic porn and at least get to know the basics - like how to finger a girl and how to use your hips. There are a few other points but I just can't be bothered to type it out.
Difficult because it won't happen.
My first time was pretty awkward, shitty, and unenjoyable.
Then againI was 11.
>>26590721
Wew lad. You better tell us all bout it.
>>26590652
sauce on these comics
>all boys grow up watching porn
>virgins crying about not knowing how to fuck
You literally deserve it for being useless fucking mental cases.
>>26590737
I found them when browsing a certain board...
>>26588967
i think i would get scared performance wise i'm a 21 virgin
>>26589003
Go fucking kill yourself
L k m
>>26588967
nonexistent because it'll never happen
I don't know if it was considering sex because it wouldn't fit in and it hurt her too bad to get past the hymen rip
I've had oral sex, both giving and receiving with women, and I'm not sure if they could tell I was a virgin.
I was nervous but was able to feign confidence and experience enough to be able to get them to suck me off and/or eat them out and be okay with it.
Still haven't done the penis and vagina though.
>>26590848
Also I'm 22 years old.
>>26590533
Well if she's talking about how sex is important for her in a relationship she's at least considering the idea of a relationship with you, otherwise she wouldn't have brought it up. The performing in bed thing can be mitigated by having a game plan. Learn the basics of cunnilingus, learn the basic erogenous zones, learn to respond to feedback by way of body language once you're getting down to it, like if you're touching/rubbing her in a particular way and she moans or her hips buck, do whatever you're doing a bit fatser/harder and see if that elicits a greater response, etc.
For the scenario that she just wants to have sex and it doesn't go well, you need to accept that risk. Being bad in the sack one time will not ruin your social reputation, it's a generally accepted fact that sometimes, a sexual partner will disappoint you, this will have happened to all of your peers, and all of your peers have likely been a disappointment at some point or another. It is a rite of passage, much like losing your virginity. It's self-deprecating and counter productive to consider that 'failure'.
>>26590442
My erection is too hard to respond to you cordially.
>>26590632
you're right, girls are finite state machines who halt if you can't 'throw it down'. If you're speaking from experience then you have a regrettably poor taste in women. Girls look for more than experience,you could have fucked a 100 girls and still be a shit lay.
>>26590735
I had a really shitty older sister, she was (and probably still is) into little boys, I got the short end of the stick.
On the plus side, she's a drug addict dating a crackhead that beats her now, so everything worked out for the best.
I view sex as a 'bucket list' sort of thing, in that I feel like since I have had it at least once, I can stop worrying about trying to pursue it. If sex comes my way, great, if not, that's fine too, I can always fap. I really hate how when having sex with a friend, the friendship is permanently altered. All the bullshit and drama that comes with sex makes it not worth it. Plus, I honestly think I prefer fapping.
>>26590972
Well shit, nigga.
>>26588967
>What do you think your first time having sex will be like?
>will
I don't think you know what that word means, OP.
I well tell of the time I lost mine
>Be at girls house in my neighborhood with friends to watch football game
>Couple of us over there, her parents out of town we just chilling
>right after 15th birthday
>Girl seems to disappears
>Get text that reads "come dance with me"
>Hear music coming back room
>Go into kitchen/dining room
>Proceed to slow dance and grind
>OHHSHIIT
>Reach down her pants
>Start to finger her
>was surprised at first, her vagina is lower then previously though
>grabs my dick
>This is it
>We go into next room and I take my pants off
>She gets on top
>for the next 20 seconds pure euphoria
>next thing I know scumbag 15 y/o friends trying to get in but doors locked
>she gets off and tells me "Don't cum"
>Was too late for that
>Blew load on her couch
>Never talked to her again
Last I heard she had HIV. she was clean at the time though 10/10 worth it
>>26591018
Personally I'm just waiting for her to OD or something so I can literally dance on her grave.
And God-willing, her shitty boyfriend will die with her or kill himself afterwards.
I didn't cum. Also, didn't expect it to be with a guy.
>>26591048
I wish you well
>thread asks what do you THINK your first time will be like
>normies enter the thread describing their first time
jesus christ
I lost my virginity to a 9/10 manic depressant. All the years of hardcore masturbation ruined the experience
>>26590154
>the girl never guessed
>She came like 6 times in the next hour and talked about how great it was for 2 days after
She knew within the first minute and faked/lied to give you confidence and not make a big deal out of it. Seems like a cool girl
Assuming I'll ever have sex, awkward and probably none too satisfying. I figure I'll bury myself in my work and just will forget about sex
>all this normies telling the shitty stories of the first time
I don't say this pretty often, but really, get out.
>>26590912
Well, she wasn't so much talking to me about it as it was a group conversation about sex on the first date, etc.
I should have mentioned that I'm (close) friends with her.
I got the erogenous zones down (for her, it's the neck especially), but I have no idea how to properly perform oral and I'm kind of scared about it too. Not that I don't want to do it, but rather that I don't know how to.
I mean, I dont't even know what I'm doing kissing a woman. I suck at kissing (which I think is an even greater turn-off than sucking in bed).
I have no idea how I should learn all that without practicing.
Failed ass normie here, let me give you some advice:
Your first time will probably be bad. You're either going to not perform, cum too fast, or be awkward as fuck. Don't put too much pressure on yourself, don't view it as a life changing event.
If you can actually find a woman that you can talk to, tell her that it's your first time and work with her to find out what both of you like and try to git gud at it.
And if you hook up with some random slut and can't get hard and she threatens to tell everyone, just tell her that you'll kill her if she does.
>>26588967
I think it'll be amazing. Not from a physical standpoint, but an emotional one.
I'll probably give up on trying to get abfand akwardly get fucked by a random drunk guy at a bar
I lost mine a week ago to some chink hooker. I got kind of primal and was able to cum. I honestly don't think sex with people who aren't faking it will be any good at all.
>>26590972
>>26591048
I'd call this edgy, but the robot won't let me.You edgy fuck.
>>26590774
Top fucking kek. This bring back memories
>>26591192
I wish people wouldn't be faking at all. If I suck, I want to know so I can improve.
Women are so stupid, If they keep faking it, guys will keep thinking they are good at sex and never even try.
>>26591223
How is that edgy in any way, shape, or form?
>>26591117
kissing doesn't matter, not really, as long as you literally aren't drooling all over them and your tongue isn't thrashing about in their mouth. Oral is easy to become proficient at, even as your doing it for the first time. Look it up, read up the basic technique, make sure you're familiar enough with the anatomy of a vagina etc. Again, going dowjn on her will be a game of response. Be delicate but deliberate, if she responds to something you do in particular, zero in on that. Of course you won't be able to totally learn the ins and outs before you actually perform the act itself, but that shouldn't be your concern. You'replacing an awful lot of pressure on yourself, it seems that you're very uncomfortable with your own lack of experience. It would help to have a clear head, remind yourself that this will be a learning experience (for her too, this is the first time she's sleeping with you, so she'll be learning what pleases you, even if you don't know) and that any pressure you put on yourself is needless. You said you were good friends with this girl, this works to your advantage. She's more likely to be patient and forgiving with someone who she's already friends with, rather than just some dude she was looking to bang.
>>26590277
That's Remy Lacroix
thats implying that any female will ever find me attractive, let alone have sex with me.
>>26588967
I had a dream about my first time having sex when i was like 12.
3 years later that dream came EXACTLY true.
Like scary to the detail true.
And lets just use 1 word to describe it.
Awkward.
>>26589509
normies belong here as well autist. keep crying about it bitch.
>>26591532
sleep tight little templar
>>26591328
It's not that I'm generally uncomfortable with my lack of experience, just in this particular case, because I'm firends with her and I don't want to disappoint her because I really like her. I don't want our friendship ruined because of this.
I also have a lot of "pressure" on me. Everybody assumes I've had sex a few times before, because I'm a reasonably attractive guy and I'm comfident around girls.I'm not embarassed about being a virgin, if someone asked I wouldn't lie about it, but I just never set people straight, so she's prpbably expecting me to know what I'm doing.
I don't know why I'm overthinking so much. I'm not even sure if this is going to happen at all since I haven't asked her out yet. I'm just assuming because of what she said to me, how she behaves around me and what our both best friend told me (that she thinks I'm really attractive and that she'd date me if it wasn't for somebody else she was seeing - and that somebody is out of the picture now).
But thank you anyways for your advice. I will keep all this in mind.
>>26591565
This, well the first bit anyhow. Go to wizchan and see how interesting a site without them actually is.
>>26591611
That pressure you described is imagined. You haven't hyped yourself up or established any expectations you can't meet. If it goes badly, it goes badly. It'll take a disaster to the tune of you ejaculating on her family photos for this to ruin your friendship, worst comes to worst, it's a little awkward for a while, and nothing further comes with it. Once you accept this is the worst case scenario, and isn't really that bad, then your mind should be clear. But aye, best of luck anon. I hope it goes well, and you seem headstrong and attentive enough, I'm sure it will.
>>26588967
It was a disappointment as I recall.
>>26591678
Thank you Anon.
originale
>>26591135
What a fucking waste of time why even try
>>26588967
It wasn't to bad
>ate her out
>she sucks my dick
>she bounced on top for 15 min
>fucked in missionary for 15 min
>she got dry because she was nervous
Now that we both lost our virginity we fuck like rabbits
