>tfw dad brought pizza home
>he bought two costco whole pizza
>uncle and his friend came
>hide in my room
>they probably ate all the pizza
>>26588951
Let them have their shit 'za and get some jets or marcos
I'll buy you a pizza OPnot really
>>26589037
>>26589065
>mom told me there is pizza downstairs
I don't wanna go down and talk to my uncle and his friend.
>>26589110
Then go down, grab pizza, and run away. Be fast
>>26589212
I can't I'll get in trouble and lose good boy points if I do that. I have to at least greet them.
>>26589219
Tell them you're busy talking to your friends online and can't stay.
>>26589219
Off topic of your pizza situation, but are you a gross degenerate?
>bought a freschetta 4 cheese pizza
>hide it in the back of the freezer so roommate doesn't see it
>4am, think roommate is out for the night
>excited to finally eat the frozen pizza of the gods
>just as i'm cutting MY pizza he walks in the door
>"smells good, anon"
>y-yeah, it-a, it's the best...
>"can i have a slice"
>fuck
>yeah... please, it's not as good the next day anyway
god damit, why do normies think that pizza MUST be shared??? fuck you, i bought it, it's mine, i want to eat it and sleep for 14 hours, now you've ruined that for me
>>26589310
No that's not it. I literally have to go up to them and say hi and shake their hand.
>>26589314
No.
>>26589327
I know by the time I go downstairs all the pizza will be gone because stupid uncle and friend decided to visit.
>There are people really this much of a lost cause
Maybe I really don't belong here.
>>26589360
>I literally have to go up to them and say hi and shake their hand.
You can do it anon, I believe in you
>>26589399
Yeah normie you should leave
>>26589403
Fuck anon I really do want pizza it's been a long time. I might have to later if they stay to long.
>>26589360
Cool do you wanna be friends
>>26589437
Sure I'll be your friend anon. What kind of things do you like?
>>26589470
nothing
...........
yeah never mind this wouldn't work out
>>26589496
Yui a cute
>>26589496
But anon what do you think friends do?
>>26588951
Living alone and close to the best pizza in the entire city sure is nice
Only problem is that their pizza feeds 4 people and only stays good for the night so it's either only having it when friends are over, eating so much I feel like shit or having to eat shitty pizza the next day
>>26589533
cold 2nd day pizza is pretty good desu senpai
>>26589529
I have no idea, I'm not really a friends kinda person for the most part
>>26589513
She's a slut though
>>26589399
Can confirm I constantly avoid going places in my own home because there's people there.
Now we have a maid every other week which starves me on Wednesday mornings for 4 hours. I've started moving conserved foods upstairs discreetly.
>>26589603
Then why did ya want to be friends anon?
>>26589608
I know that feel anon. When my grandma visited and stayed for 3months I had to take food upstairs and conserve that shit so I wouldn't see her.
>>26589549
No, not this pizza anon. This is cursed pizza. It weights a ton and i t comes with a big layers of dough and parmesan on top and its filled with 4 meats and a ton of cheese.
It's the bowel destroyer of pizzas by all means it should be delicious for days to come but the parmesan layer gets soggy, the cheese gets hard and looses all taste, the dough gets wet and oily and the bell peppers cold.
It's fleating like life is. It's like it wants to punish you for taking too long to enjoy it
>>26589642
Haven't met granddad in years. Feels bad because I know he'd like to meet but I can't.
OP here. I manage to take some pizza. I saw my uncle and his friend smoking outside with my window. Manage to rush downstairs grab a few slices and bring them up. They were cold though.
>>26589734
>bowel destroyer
Never heard of pizza that makes you poop.
>>26589752
You should at least see him once anon.
>>26588951
You want to know hell op?
>14 years old me
>Sunday, my only Sunday of the week, one of my two only days of rest
>woken up by evil wentch mother ripped from sleeps warm embrace on a cold morning at 9 am
>anon we are making a shit ton of introduce shitty food here
>our (and they mean thekr?) Friends are coming over
>I begin the seven steps of coping right there starting with denial. Maybe this subhumans refugees who live on a small apartment and are trying to occupy my home for the day won't bring their awful children today
>then she drops the names and I know they can't afford a babysitter so I go through pain and right into bargain
>oh please please mother keep them away from my room wich she replys with empty promises she won't keep at all
>then depression fills my soul, oh how could I have let this happen? My sacred day of rest ruined by this souless people just because they want free meal and booze
>as I switch into hoping my pain will not last long I hear them parking
>they didn't even wait until 12 PM, they never do
>spergy group of children conveniently named after their own parents only to make me wonder if they are inbred barge in through the door
>maybe I wanted to play videogames, maybe I wanted to read some manga or comic or even watch TV but no
>they take over my room, they jump into the TV and start some sport game I couldn't care less about
>they consume the soda and candy I was saving up for the day
>they fill my room with dirty dishes and glasses
>I didn't even get to eat anything all day because dad is making some of his disgusting recipes for them
>i m even forced by mother to go downstairs to greet these awful people
>they don't leave until midnight and then there is reheating the awful food I refused before and going straight to bed for school tomorrow
>>26589984
It's the opposite, with that amount of cheese you won't poop in a week
>>26590064
>14 years old me
More like
>BANNED
>BANNED
>BANNED
>>26590064
I couldn't read this your english is terrible.
>>26590087
Well it's not like I already poop once a week.
>>26590140
Dude I'm 23
>>26590164
It would be better if it wasn't so late
