ITT: Post reasons you haven't killed yourself yet.
Best game ever coming through.
>you have to play with real people in real life irl in order to get good
Kills me, I'll never be able to get into Melay
>>26588088
I couldn't tell you
I know it's the best option. My reasoning tells me this. I'm depressed, lonely, and frustrated at an ostensibly meaningless existence
But, right in the moment I am well fed, comfortable, and entertained. The stress of suicide feels like a poor choice because of its immediacy. A future of suffering isn't as apparent to me as the stress of suicide in the present.
>>26588204
Analyze top level play.
Analyze your own vods.
Netplay.
Pratice movement.
Pratice your punish game on 20XX bots.
Pratice defensive options on 20XX.(Melee has a huge emphasis on neutral and converting a defensive option into a punish.)
Take notes.
Always be willing to get your ass whooped.
GL tripfag. It's harder than ever to git gud now.
I want to know how berserk finishes
>>26588088
Waiting on kung pow 2 honestly.
>>26588359
Anyone else think Casca commits suicide after getting her mind back and Griffith kills Guts
Who do you main, OP? Filthy weeaboo Marth main here.
Being top 20 in my region feels good but I know I have a long way to go. I really never feel alive anymore unless I'm at a tournament.
My gay furry fetish keeps me going. Speaking of which, isn't StarFox really cute?
Also driving. I love driving my JDM car while listening to Eurobeat, pretending I am in Initial D. I was recently in the situation of having a nice job, but taking the bus. Finally deciding to stop procrastinating on my license and buying my first car was one of the best decisions I've ever made.
>>26588088
Season 2 is a month away so I have that to look forward to at least.
Having people cheer for me in Melee feels like a taste of a whole other life that I could have lived.
The best thing about this game is that it gets better and better as you get better, especially on the social side.
>>26588762
Scrubby as fuck Fox in the land of Ganon's/Falco's.
My neutral is garbage.
My punish game is barely passable.
Still I want to get good enough to at least make it outta pools one day.
RockCrock makes sure to remind me that I'm fucking garbage at this game every week.
I'm going to my first tournament in a couple weeks, but I don't even have the game. I'm still the best out of the people I've been training with though, but they just suck.
>>26588970
Depending on your region you may surprise people or get 0-2'd.
Have fun.
Play a shit ton of friendlies.
MAKE SURE TO PLAY PEOPLE BETTER THAN YOU.
Don't ask "What did I do wrong?" for advice.
It's shit and doesn't do anything.
If you can't notice what you did wrong during a set you are autopiloting.
Ask the person "How do you beat option X?"
"Whats the best thing to do in this situation?"
etc.
GL.
>>26588088
It sounds really gay but I've been looking forward to this game for a while.
It looks like it'll let me live out my comfy fantasy of starting a farm in the countryside, integrating with a caring community, and finding a loving wife.
I realized that the Legend of the Galactic Heroes novels are being released in English so I preordered one
>>26589047
Thanks for the advice. There are going to be some decent players there, so I'll be sure to lose a lot. And I don't even know who to play yet. Probably Falco.
>>26589112
Focus on basic tech before you go sperg mode and try to multishine like addyman.
It doesn't matter if you perfect shine shield pressure(which you probably won't have) if your opponent buffer rolls it or reads your movement and fsmashes you.
>>26589259
I've got all my *basic* tech down, but I think my neutral is shit. The problem is that I outplay all of my shitty friends and now they don't want to play around me. Fuck them.
>>26589049
You know harvest moon exists right
>>26589297
Are they so bad they get 4 stocked by secondaries?
Like you don't even need good tech skill to be decent at melee. My past roomate had shit as fuck tech but his fox has solid fudementals so he made it work with spaced full hop bairs and shit lol.
You can always play Ganon against them.
Going to a much-anticipated anime convention in three weeks.
Tenchi Muyo Ryo-Ohki 4 is coming.
I'm sure there's more, but my brain is tired.
>>26589356
I've got it down to 3 stocking them if I'm not fucking around. I can beat all of them in a 1 vs 3 match too, that's a lot of fun
SUP
SUP
SUP
SUPER HOT
SUPER HOT
SUPER HOT
(I want to play superhot)
+vodka exists
+porn
>>26589332
>harvest moon
For PC?
>>26589739
>emulators also exist
>>26589767
I dunno, people seem to think the best harvest moons were the ones on handheld console. Emulating handheld games on PC's going to be pretty uncomfy.
Melee sorta also keeps me going.
Just wish I had a different scene, maybe. My city has a lot of players but there's a good bit of bitchy whining and immature bullshit. Mid-level, just-below-PR players are the worst
>>26588833
True that. I feel bad for new kids though, they get treated like dirt sometimes
>>26589047
this is really good advice
