How is your relationship with your sibling?
They are all mostly obsessed with me, but they're all gross and out of my age range so there will be no romance
haven't got one
wish i did though, it would've probably helped me through life a lot
only have a sister
we get along but we never have been close or anything
she loves me enough to care about my welfare I guess
>tfw you flirt with your little brother just to mess with him and he always gets flustered
This is training for when he gets a real girlfriend.
>>26587906
Confirmed faggot mang
>>26587954
I have a little brother, too, though, so what am I now?
>>26587906
Did you transition yet?
>>26587984
What the heck why would I ever do that, it would end up horrible
I have an older sister. We get along well, but I honestly don't know if I actually care about her sometimes. It feels weird, but I just don't feel I love her.
We didn't have a great childhood so I guess we bonded over that, but now that we live apart I just don't massively care how she's doing.
>>26588000
It would probably make you less of a lonely attention whore
i have a sister.
we never speak. we don't hate each other, we just never talk to each other.
>>26588044
If I were ever lonely I wouldn't have blocked out all the people that wanted to be my friend
I actually even talk to people at work, too, and they try to get me to do stuff with them, but I refuse
>>26587886
Well for one of my siblings my sister I had always ran up to her and hug her and love her but the moment she got a boyfriend at age 17 to 18 (I was only 4 years younger) she basically didn't give a shit about her family and was completely subjective just some random egotistical asshole like a complete tool
I actually held out in my belief for her until she was laughing at me with her friend with him completely without holding back because the guy was being an asshole and I was standing up to him. for about 5 mins straight laughing I could even hear in my room with pillow wraped around head.
So basically after that point I never ran up to my sister the same way and I don't quite forget that she's nothing but a sellout even after it's been years since she broke up with him.
She has no loyalty to her family, she goes to the highest bidder. And the funny thing is is that she herself makes extremely high grades. In the end of being a woman showed she's nothing but a sellout
>>26588090
question
are you still the same bandage from like january to may last year?
There is no relationship. To say that I hate her would imply I have any sort of emotion towards her.
She ruined my childhood.
>>26588113
You do hate her. What happened?
>>26588090
Shave your head and do your part for the white race by beating up some jews then
My younger brother thinks I'm fucking pathetic.
He used to look up to me.
>>26588108
Yes
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/15774696/#15775454
Here is my first post. You can see that the trip is the same
>>26588120
But then everyone could see mypsoriasis-ridden scalp
Stillborn twin. He's a thing I've only heard mentioned maybe twice followed by an uncomfortable silence that only lasts a few seconds before the subject is changed.
Reminder that if you have a sibling you are not a robot
>>26588138
i literally didn't remember all the garbage at the end of the name, only that you posted that same girl back then as well.
how're you doing these days anyways?
Have nothing to do with them. they don't like me.
>>26588138
be my internet bf then
Neutral. We're not friends, we're not enemies. Don't get involved with one another just because we have nothing in common so we keep to ourselves.
>>26588169
So many opertunities.....
Oh well
>>26588175
Shitty!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or at least be NEET again
>>26588195
Ew, no, I don't even know you!
>>26588092
dam senpai sounds rough desu baka
>>26587886
pretty good . thought they are starting to hate me for being lazy .
>>26588252
I'LL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET THIS YOU FUCKING WHORE!
I wish I had a chuuni sister that's actually in the 8th grade to sleep with.
>>26588287
>frogposter
Jeez, how pathetic and disgusting! Why don't you use that gun to shoot yourself, loser?
>>26588252
that sucks, the last time i spoke to you it seemed like everything was going okay.
what are you doing? forced labour by the government or something?
My relationship with my brother is good. He's a normie though. 6 years older than me with a wife and 2 kids.
My sister is paraplegic so she spends all her time at home. We have a strong relationship, she loves me a lot. She's always sad when I have to leave the house.
>>26588324
OH I WILL YOU LITTLE CUNT BUT I'LL MAKE SURE TO PAY YOU A VISIT FIRST
I have one older brother. We have many shared hobbies so one would assume we would be super close, but that isn't always the case. My brother has a tendency to be a selfish jerk who thinks he is better than everybody else, not to mention a man-child, however most of the time he is being a jerk it is completely unintentional.
My brother got a job at my office because I gave him a good word. I give him a drive to work everyday (because he has no car). We commute to work in silence, and we don't talk while at work. My brother also invites himself to hang out with my group of friends. He has a habit of getting super salty/mad at Super Smash bros, and making a fool of himself in his frustration.
autism, the thread
thanks for being retarded and entertaining guys
made me feel happy instead of apathy for a bit
thanks
have a sister. dont talk to her, never really did, and wouldnt care if she died tomorrow. hate her for ruining my family's life
I get along with my little brother reasonably well. We usually just talk about video games or random shit. Our parents split when we were young and they don't really get along, so we were kind of forced to have a close bond with each other.
He's three years younger than me but he has a full time job while I'm a neet, so I'm sure he looks down on me, though.
>>26588332
Forced labour + forced college because of family. I'm also living alone right now, so I have to pay for all my own food and gas with my minimum wage job. Better yet, my car is fucked, so I can't really get to either very easily to begin with. It's all bullshit and just not worth the effort.
>>26588386
How does it feel to be a total caricature? It's like you're just using a script.
Next you'll be spamming REEEEE, too, I bet! Don't make me laugh, anon, my ribs are already aching!
I have an older sister. We're basically the same person.
>Similar names (Starts with the same letter, 6 characters long, same number of syllables)
>One friend each, as well as one "friend" we each see annually
>Can't find significant others
>Like all the same music, movies, and shows
>Both value our alone time
>Both work for the same company in different buildings
>Both have under eye circles, pale skin, good muscle tone, stretch marks
>Same syntax and speech patterns
>Both have studio apartments
>Both going through mid-life crises
Our only real difference is political. She is a massive tumblr feminist, but she's not vocal about it. She just politely calls me a baka when I bring out the infographs.
All in all, I think I have a top notch sister.
>>26588468
at least I'm not a tripfag
bloxbandageisacuntblox
>>26588468
i'm sure everything will get better eventually, i never thought it would until i stopped coming here for a few months, now i just feel empty rather than depressed all of the time.
anyways, i'll stop interrogating you now i guess. it was nice to catch up a little again with a recognisable face.
I had a big sister. She was usually really nice and she was pretty patient with me. Maybe it's partly rose-tinted glasses since I was still pretty little the last time I saw her, but she was very cool. A while ago I realized I don't remember what her voice sounded like. There's no videos of her that I know of. I can remember things she said, but not her voice. It's weird.
>>26588560
Still reading from the script, I see. It's at the bottom of everyone's--"if he beats you, just make fun of his trip!"
I'm done with you, now. Goodbye, loser!
>>26588563
See ya, dudeman!
>>26588638
you're done with me? well guess what? "I've been roleplaying this entire time out of desperate loneliness looking for (you)sand you fell for it tripfaggot so looks like I win, eat shit! I have the last laugh
>>26588492
Serious question, why not fuck? Marry?
>older brother is an intelligent academic with phd
>older sister is an engineer that makes loadsa money
>i'm the mentally ill worthless fuckup that dropped out of highschool and college
both of them seem to more or less like me, i think see me as they saw me when we were kids but i see them as an unreachable standard
Every time my sister used to have dudes over, she'd invite me to watch shows with them. EVERY time. They would rent a story-rich hentai or something and I'd just be sitting there watching it, oblivious to how many dudes I unknowingly cock-blocked over the years. Just thinking about what was going through their minds when they smiled through their teeth and said "Great! Anon's joining us!" makes me cringe so hard and I feel terrible for doing that to the loser beta nerds my sister used to date.
>>26588695
And jokes on you, I'm just a nice guy trying to be nice to you, so there! Glad to frickin' help!!!
I'd say it's pretty good.ayylmao I don't have siblings
>>26588706
Because this isn't an anime and I do not feel that way about her. I get the feeling that people who ask these questions don't have siblings.
They can be great friends, enemies, or rivals, but you just don't ever see them as anything else. It's a waste of an irreplacable friendship and it goes against biological programming.
>>26588753
Damn. The same with me, only with my cousins since I don't have siblings. My extended family is pretty close so I get to hear about them hanging out with their billionaire friends at least two times a week.
>>26588803
You are literally a roastie whore trapped in the body of a neckbeard. you are not nice. now stop replying I always have the last word bitch
I'm really grateful for having one family member that likes me, so yeah I'm not fucking my sister.
>>26588879
>roastie whore
Hah!!! I'm not even interested in sex, idiot!
>>26588957
I'm still looking for (you)s and this dingus keeps falling for it! KEK! when will he learn?
My siblings are one of the reasons I haven't killed myself.
Oh yeah, anon? What are you gonna do now? No (you) for you, yet I've still got the last word in!
>>26589022
Oops forgot my trip because I moved to my phone
>>26589036
>Tfw cebruz gets a bf andlaidbefore you do.
Wut do sempai?
>>26589036
HA! top zozzle my friend I'll be here all day until the thread derails just try me faggot I have all the time in the world at my disposal to win this argument as I always do
>>26587943
FUCK HIM ALREADY
What argument, anon? You aren't even arguing about something anymore.
>>26589083
>laid
Disgusting degenerate! I'm gonna make fun of him every time I see him now!
Also stop wanting a boyfriend and/or girlfriend and sex. They're all shitty retarded.
I have an older sister. We hate each other and aren't even subtle about it.
>>26588957
>>26588879
THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER JUST BE NICE TO EACH OTHER BULLIES
>>26589190
Oh I know you stacey wannabe I just can't bear to see you win so have fun circlejerking with me for the next hour. I'll fuck your shit up more than robin williams and brendan fraser combined
Circlejerking?! That is NOT what this is!
>>26589231
>being nice to that loser
No way, Hose. Ayyy
>>26589289
But why bully people hes just a depressed neet looking for attention like you. Everyone is just looking for (you)s and giving them rude (you)s isnt kind!
>>26589289
yfw you realise this argument proves you are as pathetic as me slut
>>26587886
>sibling
kek, I have 8 siblings.
I am not pathetic AT ALL
>>26589330
I'm not giving him any (you)s!
/r9k/ is starting to make me resent my sister. I hate how much easier her life is compared to mine.
>>26589412
Thanks for giving me one though. Heres one in return.
My sister and I used to mess around when we were kids. To this day she's the only girl whos touched my penis.
>>26589412
You probably look like this yet you want to be a girl you are very pathetic
>>26587886
Extremely poor
Actually surprisingly similar to Oreimo, except I don't think she's a closet weeb with some weird brother complex
>>26589458
Heres a (You). (You) should make a trip code I like you
>>26589501
Maybe I will kind sir maybe i will and I promise to bully bandage as much as humanly possible
>>26589501
>liking a frogposting eggman-liking loser
Hahaha!! You're a funny guy!!
>>26589412
>Tfw you get into the avatarfag shitposter club.
How those grades comming?
>>26589556
absolutely horrible I don't want to talk about it at all
She has autism so shes very socially awkward.
>>26589553
Eggman has a gf and you don't how does this make you feel?
>>26589449Same
I think that's why I have an incest fetish. Also I'm incredibly socially retarded. She's doing fine now though, and I bet she looks back on it either awkwardly or not at all.
>>26589553
He just brings fun and mischief to the thread. Unlike you negative nancy All you do is act pretentious and post anime images.
>>26589569
Sheeeeeit man. That stuff is hard work. Are you still going around depressed! We can't be having that you know!
I did sexual things with her when she was 10 and now she's 15 and I fear every day that she'll tell everyone about it in some sort of hormonal rampage. God help me.
I have 3 siblings. We are generally pretty different. We interact normally but realistically we would not be friends if we weren't related. They're the only people I have gotten used to enough to not awkwardly fuck up in a conversation with. I have no real friends and don't aspire to do anything.
BTW being in the middle sucks on top of being Mexican and poor.
>>26589610
>>26589553
ABSOLULETY BTFO HOW CAN BANDAGE RECOVER?? his face when
>>26589591
>wanting a gf
>not being happy with yourself as a person to be content with being alone
It's 2016, step it up
>>26589610
I'm not pretentious! You are!
>>26589623
It'll all work out
It always works it
I have good luck
>>26587886
Only child here, had a good parental fit too. God, I love it.
I have a 15 year old sister, she is starting to blossom into womanhood which is weird for me because she was just a little kid it seems like a month ago. She takes pics of herself never smiling normally, she makes derp faces and says a lot of random shit and all caps, says she is gonna be foreveralone, etc. But whenever I see her I kiss her on the forehead and tell her what a lovely lady she is becoming, and I may be the only person who gives her that kind of attention. Hopefully she will stop trying so hard to be weird and flaunt what she's got.
My other sister is confident and has a lot of followers on Instagram etc so I don't really worry about her.
My little brother is diagnosed ADHD and Asperger's syndrome. He is on meds now so he is easier to deal with. Basically he's a good video game buddy.
All in all I'm happy with my relationships with siblings. As long as they are smarter than me and don't do drugs for 5 years before realizing that that lifestyle goes nowhere.
>>26589670
I'm happy as long as I'm #wastingbandagestime2016
>>26589670
Bandage is this a character youre playing to act cute then? Are you that desperate for attention? Just stop and give us your honest thoughts since youre lucky to be getting this much attention on /r9k/.
>>26589670
Alright man.Does Aoi, Cocoa, Skandi, or anyone else still post here? What happened to everyone?
>>26589728
>implying I'm not just wasting my time anyway
>>26589733
Thoughts on what?
>>26589757
None of them do, I dunno what happened to them, because I don't care and don't talk to any of them. I actually hate Skandi so if he's dead that would be cool
I have a sister. I barely see her and when we do we don't talk much anyway, it's been like that for 4 or 5 years already.
I wish we had a better relation
>>26589793
Idk write a book called bandages manifesto I would buy it
>>26589793
All right I give up. you win this round bandage but if I ever see your animeposting face around here again there'll be trouble
>>26589793
>Hate Skandi
skandikonata.tumblr.com
That's a shame sometimes you need the false happiness to counteract the jadedness. I think Aoi fucked off and posts on /v/ sometimes now. Not sure who her bf is now tho.
>>26587886
It's pretty good desu, been watching over her since she was little
She needs alot of help on account of being i a wheelchair
>tfw my siblings don't even acknowledge my existence.
>>26589831
I've been thinking about finally writing a book, I've always loved writing
>>26589842
Hahaha!!! I don't post too much so you won't see me for a while
>>26589849
I'm not gonna check out his Tumblr wtf
He's probably chasing someone that doesn't like him. He seems to like being a stalker instead of a bf
>>26587886
Bizarre. I look up to my older sister like I should my father, I'm always trying to get her attention. Last night she said she was proud of me, first smile in a long time.
>>26589941
Write 10 pages this weekend or something an post here to get some opinions.
>>26589887
I do that
where are you from anon?
Pretty horrible. They're mostly black women and I don't tend to get along with those after a while. I don't really talk to my brothers unless they want advice.
>>26589941
He in some master/servent relationship with some other guy now.
Are you still pissed off about that?Implying I'm not the stalker
>>26587886
My whole relationship with my family is nonexistent my parents or brother havent talked to me since I went to college so I stopped going home for break and I haven't seen them for 2 years
>i'm an only child
>dad would work all of the time to provide for us so I didn't see him much
>mom would be at work most of the time and abuse me at night
>I grew up without much of a family
>I now have an extremely hard time building legitimate bonds with people
>I treat them as good friends at work, but once they ask to hang out I act distant and like a dick to keep them away and at bay
>I will never have a friend to 100% care about, but at the same time I'm better off alone
>>26589969
>posting my work on a shitty site with shitty retards
???????
Why would I ever do that
>>26590022
Pissed off about what? Aoi? What the heck, no I never really cared that much.
>>26590110
Nah I just don't know why your pissed off at skandi so much.
>>26590110
Like I said the only group of people who care about you are the "shitty retards". Nvm dont even post writing if its just gonna be this same bullshit.
>>26588092
Is cyborg in gay supermans bum?
>>26590131
He's just a disgusting degenerate
I hate people like him
>>26590145
There's other people that care about me.
Also, I mainly meant the people that are really shitty that would steal my ideas or use it to track me down in other places.
>>26590261
post your boipussy
>>26590282
kill you are self immediately
>>26590299
I askeded first.
>>26590261
>Implying people don't already know where you live.
Anyway I'll see ya later Karen man, sorry your waifu betrayed you and I hope you get things on track man!
>>26590345
She didn't betray me, she just wasn't who I thought she was
>>26587886
I pretty much never talk to my sister. She has basically just moved in to her best friend's house and treats her family like her own family.
I don't blame her though because my family is awful. My parents are very emotionally distant and reserved and basically just leave me alone and never talk to me and they have never once tried to have an intimate conversation about feeling or shit like that.
Basically non-existent. I have trouble maintaining relationship over a distance, and me and my older brother were raised separately. My wealthy grandparent adopted him, and left me to our drug addict parents who abandoned me. I wish I could have something with him though, but I really can not do distance.
We have a lot of similarities, though that may be due to me copying some of the things he did whenever I would visit him. We sound similar, and the way his friends talked about him I could tell we had a similar sense of humor. I wish we had a chance to live together, but i'm a shitty hikkiNEET. He has 4 roommates.
>>26587886
Hate my brother with a passion. He's a retarded, cripple, neet and I honestly hate every fiber of his being. He's an extremely bitter person and treats everyone like shit and he's an alcoholic, and somehow he's stupid as shit when our dad is incredibly smart and our mom is at least smarter than him. I mean I understand having some rage for being in that situation but holy fuck I used to be nice to him and he just treated me like shit. Fuck him. Can't wait for my mom to kick him out of the house so he'll come crawling to me and I can slap him down in the cruelest way possible. I bet one day I'll be calling the police with his friends dropping his drunken ass off at my house and I'll call the police on them to get them off my property. I can nearly 100% guarantee that'll happen at some point and I'll love it.
>>26587886
She's the only person in the world I truly trust and can talk to like I'm a normal human being.
>>26589972
SE US
You wouldn't be them. I haven't seen any of them in so long I forgot what they even look like.
good. we both still live with our parents -- he's just as big a neet as i am.
>>26587886
Pretty cool. I'm of legal age now so my younger sister wanted me to buy her some alcohol.
She took forever in looking at all the choices but settled with a Fireball.
>>26588092
English isn't your first language is it
>>26589726
You sound like you're a good sibling anon. Seems like a pretty comfy family.
>>26588092
You're halfway to the redpill, you need only to realize that all women are like your sister, they're all just literally incapable of loyalty.
>>26587886
she's the nicest woman I know.
We grew up with no mom,dad left too eventually but she was there.
When I got kicked out of basic military qualifications for my mental issues she was there, let me crash at her place and all
She lost tons of friend after she tried introducing them to me so I could hopefully get a date, never blamed me for it.
Honestly sometimes I just wish she was a bitch, this level of kindness makes me uneasy since I know I don't deserve it.
On a side note, what did you fuckers do to have your siblings hate you? surely it doesn't happen for no reason?
I hate all women. And my sisters are no exception. I hate them both. The younger one is a bipolar radical feminist bitch who abuses the shit out of my parents and parasites off them like no one's business. The older one is OCD, and also abuses my parents - but at least she's moved out, married and has a kid. (whom I feel sorry for)
Fuck women. Fuck sisters. They're all living trash.
>>26591093
Don't feel bad for your parents. Parents who get treated like shit by their kids deserve it in one way or another, they're the ones who raised the shit kids after all.
There's no reason to pity someone when they're force to face the consequences of their own actions.
I'm a closet Faggot and I have a crush on my brother, someone please just end me now
It's ok for the most part, but she's slowly learning how much of a dorky loser I am and have always been.tfw she keeps asking me why she's never seen me bring any friends over
For some reason I feel like a failure. I was supposed to show her how to make friends, but how could I if I myself don't have any?
Why does Kirino have to be so attractive it makes me want to kill myself
I'm the youngest child
my older sister lives out of state with some friends, but she likes to call us and talk to us sometimes. when she flies in to visit with us, we go to disneyland. All in all she's pretty nice.
My older brother lives with me with our parents. I love him but he's pretty much a chad. he talks to girls on dating apps all the time. me and him actually had an argument a little bit early that basically boils down to this.
>"Brah, you telling me youd get a high end PC over a ps4? C'mon brah don't be a nerd. PC's are the sign of social outcasts who stay in their room all day. You're addicted to video games brah, if you lived in south korea you'd get sent to the video game rehab they have over there. when are you going to stop playing games and start working out with me brah? why aren't you studying a new language brah? your so lazy brah.
I still love him, and i appreciate the fact that he just wants me to better myself, but god damn he has an ego. sometimes he just thinks the universe revolves around him.
>>26592202
>buy a ps4
>stop playing video games
u wat m4t3
