Eliza is qt. She's so amazing and perfect.
>>26587051
I'm still here, OP...
>>26587051
She seems crazy and a huge narcissist; she'd probably be willing to beat me up.
>>26587071
Holy shit. Hiiiiii. You're perfect. I'll do anything for you
>>26587079
I'm narcissistic enough to let you beat me up and then give up so that I look like the victim.
the first time i saw eliza. i threw up.
>>26587106
get a gun and shoot yourself
>>26587114
Just ignore it. She's qt as fuck.
>>26587112
Please please. I'd do anything for you
>>26587120
i wont stop loving you
>>26587051
Isn't she still underage you fucking pedo
>>26587142
hello jeremy
>>26587142
<3 <3 <3
okay. thanks anon
How does R9K fall in love with another waifu every damn day. I swear with this shit. TBQH she is cute tho.
>>26587172
I want you to kick me in the balls
>>26587166
>jeremy
is he another one of your beta orbiters?
>>26587172
<3
>>26587204
do it yourself beta scum
how old were you when you realized r9k is always right.
>>26587214
How old even are you?
>>26587215
She's qt.
>>26587222
pretty sure shes 15
>>26587214
I want you to use my back as a table
>>26587215
Hmmm........
Thanks Thomas Tomato
>>26587264
GET THE FUCK OUT. I STARTED THIS THREAD. SHES MY CUTIE
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3mc1mj_20160107-how-to-empty-a-dishwasher-goldfish-cracker_lifestyle
>02:42
J U S T K I L L M E
>>26587051
Stop obsessing over average as fuck white girls just because they post on this site and interact with you. It's the lowest form of obsessing over a woman who gives you any amount of attention.
WHY DO YOU BIUILD ME UP
BUTTERCUP BABY
JUST TO LET ME DOWN
AND MESS ME AROUND
>>26587071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bocY6EKPT5
>>26587360
THOMAS. GET A GRIP.
The tits are pretty nice, hope she dies though tbqh
>>>26587329
What makes you think I don't know that?
>>26587325
I really wish I could.
>>26587369
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bocY6EKPT5
Downloaded. Keeping this for good. Thanks.
CIRCLESSS
>>26587369
Nice response.
>>26587371
WHO IS THOMAS? IS HE AN ORBITER TOO? AM I ONE OF MANY?
>>26587380
saved
AND WORST OF ALL
YOU NEVER CALL BABY
AND YOU SAID YOU WILL
I HATE YOU STILL
>>26587215
T W O W E E K S
W
O
W
E
E
K
S
>>26587051
I don't know who she is but she looks adorable
>>26587415
THOMAS.........
>>26587423
THAT'S MY DAUGHTER YOU SICK PEDO.
my thread is getting hijacked. get shot all of you. eliza stay the fuck out of threads about you. i just want to orbit, not land.
So why hasn't she been banned if we all know she's 15? I don't get it. What the fuck are the mods doing?
this is the first time i've been to /r9k/ in months, bring me up to speed.
is this the new rosefag/carafag shit?
dear eliza:
please consider prostituting yourself to the denizens to r9k. You're clearly already crazy, so at least you'll get money doing it. You'll get even more attention and orbiters as well
-wojak
>>26587437
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCim3gHSZmCUOOTSLJQKXssw/videos
ffs eliza why is this shit all gone?
AYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SO YOU BE SAYIN THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT ELIZA.
>>26587505
>liking eliza
>current year
>>26587519
eliza is terribad
hey eliza you should do another live stream, I'd like a virtual hug
god, why are the mods here so spineless
they are letting a 15 year old grill walk all over them
>>26587505
Don't lie, you love me
>>26587538
Last time I did that I got pizza hut to my house.
She looks punchable.
I'd very much enjoy anger-fucking her.
>>26587533
WOOOOOOOOO
>>26587564
...............
FUG. THATS OLD ANYWAYS. THATS LIKE A WEEK AGO. iv changed :^ )
I CAN RIDE MY BIKE WITH NO HANDLE BARS
NO HANDLE BARS
NO HANDEL BARS,
>>26587584
are you ric flair?
>>26587584
;^)))))))))))))
>>26587601
Thomas! :D
>>26587538
you'll only regret it.
>>26587564
have you ever considered becoming bisexual? That girl who gave you compliments looks pretty hot.
does she have lickable feet?
>>26587626
FUCK YOU
I HAVE MY OWN SCREENSHOTS I CAN POST. I HAVE LOTS
will we ever see her tits or nah
Not sure who to pity more. The edgy self absorbed 15 yo girl or her faggot orbiters. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt as age makes it partially excusable.
Get over yourself Eliza. I'm being totally serious, you'd be doing yourself a favor and saving yourself trouble later. The world doesn't revolve around you.
Move on and do something worthwhile. You're either going to end up a failure later who looks at this as one of the high points of your life, or you'll grow up and look back at is as one of the lows. You absolutely know how retarded and pointless this is.
>>26587656
ayyyyooooo
:^ )
heheh
>>26587690
:^) It was just roleplay bro
>>26587710
I'm going to post this to reddit
>>26587690
You're insane, Kstew poster.
>>26587710
How about this one then?
original comment
why can I not help but read everything you type in your nasally charming voice
make it stop please
>>26587626
>>26587656
>>26587690
>>26587746
stop flaunting the little micro flirtations you have with this girl jeremy. she's going to be 16 soon. some cute guy from her school is going to make a move on her. and she's going to actually like him.
i guess have fun while it lasts though. i'll still see you here in 5 years.
OH LOOKIE LOOKKIE LETS LOOK AT THIS
INTRIGUING
Whoa, this thread is really shitty! Needs some Karen to make it better!
>>26587794
someone's jealous... It's okay man. He got lucky and you failed. Wait for the next chick to drop by for your chance
>>26587794
jeremy confirmed for biggest cuck on the earth
>>26587404
I'll do more personal messages if upload it on your jewtube.
>>26587814
Sweet dreams <3 <3 <3
>>26587794
whatever happened to asian cuck?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3sxpzu_how-to-get-beta-orbiters_people
if you're still in this thread, just leave.
it's not worth your time.
>>26587867
He got cucked for the superior Chad's cock
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOP FUCKING
BULLYING ME
GOD DAMNIT
>>26587901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XrdSh1mtAQ
OH WHAT IS THIS
>want to have a comfy eliza thread
>she starts mega flirting with some waifufag
>boner is gone
>>26587369
Song in background? It sounds like Morrissey singing
>>26587885
the video doesn't load
>Its a "cringy teenagers with trips flirt and shitpost with each other" episode
Only one solution famil, pic related.
>>26587935
>>26587841
will you autists stop airing your dirty laundry on this japanese imageboard
>>26587942
You're right. "some girls are bigger than others"
>>26587957
ayyyyooooooo
no im friendzoned.
>>26587888
as is proper
why doesn't she post new feet pictures?
>>26587820
Lucky? Is r9k really this underaged and stupid at this point? She's absolutely clueless. Won't say stupid because I don't know, but she's immature even for her age.
Thinking you can even be friends with someone as immature as her is self-deception. The outcome is binary:
1.) You're mature enough for potential relations, too bad because she absolutely isn't. You're chasing something unattainable and you should know better.
2.) You're just as immature as her. You might both be able to fake a "friendship" but it will be shallow and pointless. The smallest things will cause drama. You'll both hate each other in no time.
Kids like her are a parents worst nightmare. I'll tell you this by experience which is why this situation pisses me off. I guarantee you she causes her parents infinite pain because they care but can't do anything but wait and hope time resolves things.
>>26587051
>can't use eyeliner
Dropped
>>26587815
i hate you bandage why dont you just kill yourself
>>26588008
You're not wrong.
...
>Kids like her are a parents worst nightmare. I'll tell you this by experience which is why this situation pisses me off. I guarantee you she causes her parents infinite pain because they care but can't do anything but wait and hope time resolves things.
I had a conversation with my dad today about this...
>>26587938
This is true pain. It really isn't much to ask from life, but it seems even that is too much.
>>26587938
>boners
>comfy
there is nothing less comfy
>>26588008
no ones looking for a serious relationship. nigga do you even know what board you're on. the attention is fulfilling to some of us, superficial as it may be. and you're awfully invested in constructing a logical argument for someone who's supposedly above it all.
>>26588057
That was NOT nice of you to say to me, anon...
>orbit eliza
>yay finally an eliza thread!
>she's here too!
.
>who the fuck is this kstew guy
>why are they flirting.
>they skype all the time too.
>shes so happy because he made a post..
.
.
>wheres my dads gun
>>26587935
>>26587814
>>26587746
>>26587690
>>26587656
ITT: LOOK AT ME GUYSenjoy getting scammed pathetic orbiter
>>26587051
the cuckoldry and betaness in this thread is imense all for an attention who who will never love you
it makes me wanna RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEhttps://youtu.be/BcZCHj6x7_k
>>26588153
>no more streams
>channel ded
>new channel privatised
>>26588153
your jealously might stop growing after getting to see kstew's face:^)
All i've ever wanted in life was a pure, sweet, kind, real-life waifu.
i'm still looking.. one day. yea.
>>26588224
Post pic
This is important
>>26588224
pls. who is he?
>>26588224
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R2p90N8nQb
get rekt
Eliza, what are your grades like?
>>26588282
GOD FUCKING JUST
>>26588282
eliza.
i want to say you're young and don't know much.
but you don't belong on this board.
just leave us alone, and stop playing with our feelings.
i'm begging you eliza.
@ Thomas Tomato http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JKsMGjZi8q
Your vocaroos stink desu
>>26588153
That's how orbiting goes mate. You always end up getting cucked. That's why I don't engage in it.
Any scientists in the house?
You might want to review this thread I think a new form of autism has been born
>>26588224
>>26588326
Who is Tomato? Who the fuck is Kstew Poster? MAKE IT STOP
>>26588089
I disagree. I know full well that you cannot reason with children. Even most teenagers although mine aren't that old yet. They're not trending towards being reasonable as teens.
If you want to waste your time with the superficial that's fine. It takes more than one person to constitute a superficial relationship though. What's more is that the superficial relationship is more disposable to everyone BUT her. She can toss tons of orbiters in the trash bin because other will be waiting in the wings. They'll have to move on because they won't easily find someone as willing as her to feign interest in them.
For her it's different. It creates a cycle. She can do this as long as she wants. As time goes on it will probably get easier in all honesty. She's already been doxxed and harassed. Theres nothing to restrain her from toying with this construct as long as she wishes.
She's excusable, but she also gets the worst end of the deal because she has to have more invested in it. The individual relationships are superficial for her, but the sum of probably isn't.
>>26588058
Yeah I'm sure it's not the first time either. I bet you have siblings to and you wonder why your parents don't give you more attention. They're at a loss and hedging their bets I guess.
If they're smart they'll kick your ass out the day you turn 18. Frankly, you seem dumb for a 15 yo and that's an accomplishment in itself.
Who is eliza?
i really wish i had a gf tbqh lads
>>26588224
will you fucking deliver its bloody late in Bongistan
>>26588153
She's 15 man. Pretty sure KStew is in college. Don't let your thirst propel you toward kids my man.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HRksU0K3oo
>>26588551
lol someone pitch back up the vocals to expose how pathetic he really sounds
>>26588495
yep. thats why we're here
>>26588605
I wanted it to sound like darth vader senpai.
I sound pretty normal
this thread made me feel a lot better about myself
>>26588626
Why the fuck are you calling yourself Emperor Pain?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PUliipIp8s
>>26588551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DDVnwQl4cz
>>26588666
what's wrong with the little birdie? :(
>>26587112
what's this criminal's name?
>>26588454
I guess we're in agreement, and you bring up interesting points about who's more invested. the only difference is you seem to believe something wrong with people like Jeremy. It's a pretty low-investment relationship, as you've recognized--just something to have fun with. or are you simply pissed at the terrible odds of getting into someone like Jeremy's position? Are you worried that it's an unhealthy way to spend one's time? I think it's a relatively harmless escape...
>>26588666
>>26588666
>>26588666
trips confirm you have to go eliza.
eliza are you a virgin? :3c
>>26588704
Pretty sure she's gone by now.
>>26588702
>>26588702
Not the guy youre replying to but...chatting up a 15 year old? Low hanging fruit much? Not exactly hard to impress a child
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tvlbOICaWj
>>26588797
we're just lurking :^ )
>>26588795
she's had boyfriends before. what do you think
>>26588797
I'm always lurking.
>>26588795
Yes!
>>26588795
she is not anymore
>>26588811
some people have boyfriends but dont fug
>>26588688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18y2cfUD7aF
>>26588838
some people are cucks
>>26588795
I'm pretty sure KStewPoster is just his emotional bf while the asian one is the sexual bf
God this is turning into a vocaroo thread. Kill yourselves.
>>26588876
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZyUzVYapTV
B MY GF ELIZA
>>26588858
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UA3iIAR0n2
>>26588891
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P2mqm8igV8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cy2alvGhz2
>>26588551
>>26588666
>>26588688
>>26588810
>>26588819
>>26588858
>>26588876
>>26588891
>>26588898
>>26588908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e967EjVBEu
>>26588908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02F6v5m01Jw
>>26588908
has a point tbqfh
>>26588928
She wants gold cock?
what the fuck is this shit? seriously, is this a middle school thread or something?
>>26588959
girl
cock
senpai
>>26588960
Yes, anon. Yes it is.
>>26588937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AH5LhzrhCF
>>26588908
>in a skype call where everyone in there agrees with everything you say, and treats you like a little princess.
eliza just leave. get rid of your trip at least if you want to lurk. just stay in your skype group, and stay there. you really dont belong here.
Eliza why are your videos privatised?
I needed something to watch over the next 48 hours of nothing.
>>26587051
That's one of those transwomen that used to post to /lgbt/. Muffin I think was his name.
>>26589012
Pick one
>muted for 4 seconds
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08cJjtqpdww
>>26588981
Wrong nationality but lol
This thread is gay
>>26589069
can i orbit you instead?
skype?
>>26589069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YNVq8jZEEY
>>26589104
No I'm a guy.
Kissing costs extra.
>>26589104
Dont get too happy there m8.
Still definitely a masculine voice.
>all these beta fags ass kissing on a Serbian nail polishing site
Smh senpai
>>26589039
I'll pass senpai
>>26589119
Get a radio station m8, id listen to you all day
>>26589161
Your loss, they're all beautiful films
If this thread was a movie it'd be called The Big Thirst
>>26589119
Go home straya not revealing myself to bogan scum
>>26589164
No money in radio, only in memes. Thanks though m8 you sound like a fine bloke yourself.
>>26589195
Ugh didn't realize i still had the fucking trip on.
You will find your way, you said you are only in your 20's too?.
There is still time.
>>26589191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IsiJDF7v7W
>>26588819
I don't believe you
>please gookmoot get rid of the robot script
>>26589242
yes but I'm running out of time. I've come to be peace with it though. I wasn't asked to be here in the end. My parents had me to satisfy something in their own lives, I could've (should've?) been left in a crumpled up tissue and flushed down the toilet. Oh well. Life isn't serious enough to end it prematurely in the end.
>>26589322
>lesbian parents decide to get a sperm donor to have a kid together
>split up while the child is still a baby
I was JUST'd from the very start.
>>26588702
No not at all. I have no clue who Jeremy even is. He may be a great person. In the context of teenagers superficial wastes of time are fine. It's what most teenagers do anyway.
Accurate demographics of this board don't exist, but I think it doesn't really matter because it's a board and quite inanimate. People like Jeremy will just naturally be less invested because they're ability to be invested is limited.
Eliza's ability to be invested is almost exponential. Teenagers will use almost anything as a vehicle for self identification. Some are more constructive than others.
I admit I tend to think of things in the worst possible case. It's not the most likely outcome by any means but still tangible. The most likely outcome is she just grows the fuck out of it and is just fine.
The magnitude teenagers use technology as supplements for relationships is just stupid though. It aestheticizes everything. I work in psychiatry (don't ask why I'm on this board) and I've seen the effects. The disconnect between aesthetic relationships and more conventional ones creates a disconnect which kids struggle to cope with. The aspire to the former, but only have the tools for the later. It's a troubling scenario.
That's what bugs me the most about this. It's like a textbook satire of everything wrong with digital relationships, however superficial.
Kids like Eliza will readily substitute dozens of highly superficial relationships for one or two less superficial ones. It her case she'd be compelled to do it, because the superficial relationships she obtains here require no effort on her part. They're essentially spontaneous. Having real friends isn't. It's a type of entropy that many teenagers aren't equipped to escape.
>>26587112
>>26587120
>>26587172
>>26587271
>>26587371
>>26587437
Why are you still not banned for being underage?
>>26590023
Jesus m8. What was that like growing up?
>>26590186
Wow, I really appreciate your genuine concern. I'll have to run this by my therapist but you've reminded me how much this shit interests me. I'm happy to have run into you tonight.
fuck people who take retarded pictures of themselves like that. i'd bang her but she seems like a retarded cunt idk.
>>26592076
Post your picture, i can get in contact with her
>>26591418
You're welcome. Don't let it concern you too much. You probably have anxiety/other issues already. Don't get me wrong, superficial fun relationships are fine. Most high school relationships are that way.
The issue becomes when you're replacing superficial relationships with ultra-superficial ones. Like neglecting friends and family to dick around on the internet. You can end up neglecting real relationships because they're hard.
I don't know Eliza but it's fine for her to be narcissistic. Maybe she has real relationships. Maybe she's not as histrionic as she seems. Still, constantly acting histrionic and baiting isn't a recipe for success in relationships later in life when you want them. We call those people borderline.
These posts are a bit cringe but I guess I have a soft spot for this based on experience. As a teenager it's just important to have people who are mature that can help you, because you don't have all the answers. You just think you do or think no one can help.
If you're Eliza it will get better. Just chill the fuck out. Also, if your internet friends are enticing you to bait for attention or you feel the need to do it in order to impress them, they're cancer. They don't see you as a person beyond your internet personality.
Finding a few decent internet friends is aces, but constantly digging for attention from stranger isn't. When you're an adult you'll never get it but you may still want it.
You seem like an interesting kid and I wish you all the best.
>>26592485
Also if you do drugs don't because that's literally internalized attention whoring. If I predicted this I am invincible. If it turns out your screwed up later in life you can come to my practice for free.
There's not enough Eliza pics in this thread for me to masturbate to.
>>26592515
>internalized attention whoring
What the fuck does that even mean?
This whole thing is pathetic. Don't let me stop you though, carry on.
>>26592700
i fap to her vids
>>26587051
I ate this thread for breakfast and it gave me heartburn.
post her nudes, she's 18 right?
>>26587079
I want to break those arms
>>26592700
Fapping to a 15 year old is illegal brah
>>26592700
>muted for six gorrilion seconds
>>26587051
She's so fucking...hot! hot hot hot hot! (south park voice)hot hot hot hot!
Literally inferior Pupina.
>>26588008
Do YOU fucking know her?
Fuck off and shut the fuck up you don't know SHIT about her, she seems quite witty and spontaneous from her videos, nothings indicates she's immature, fuck off jelaous permavirgin, fuck off.
Eliza are your feet ticklish?
