>tfw my aunt just walked in on me masturbating while I was laying on the bed
>later when I come downstairs she says "you're quite well-endowed, young man"
I said thanks and uncomfortably went back to my room, does she want the D? This pretty much just happened.
She probably does. If she's good looking, go for it and keep us up to date
she was probably just trying to clear the air and put the embarrassment behind you/her rather than being awkward for decades
Dude she wants your cock. Let her catch you again and then get her to fuck you
>>26586722
She's quite attractive (and a redhead), definite milf status. Then again this could backfire and it could just be like what >>26586732 said.
I'm still pretty horny and she's the only one home
>>26586799
Nah man if she wanted to defuse the uncomfortableness she wouldn't have complimented your cock. I truly believe that she liked what she saw and wants more
>>26586837
How do ask her to come to my room and ride me without making this awkward?
>>26586799
You are there with her alone? She was definitely making an advance then. I highly doubt she was just diffusing the situation like >>26586732 said.
>>26586865
Idk m8 I think it would be awko regardless of what you do. I don't want to give you bad advice cuz this could end up bad so I'll leave it up to you to decide. Good luck
>>26586865
how big are you?
(no homo)
>>26586865
>"Ey bb u want sum fuk?"
>>26586679
Post picture
Also, if there's alcohol in the house get her drinking.
>>26586949
7.5 inches with 6 inches of girth.
Should have just said "you like what you saw?" With the potential of a wink that could be played off as sarcastic or seductive and then saw where she took it.
The trick is to be 88% serious and 12% sarcastic. That way if they get weirded out you just play it off as sarcasm, but if they're into it, it's blatant you're into it too.
>>26586865
Maybe walk out there with a very noticeable semi and see how she reacts. She'll pick up that you're horny and then it's up to her to figure out how she wants to handle it
>>26586973
Picture of aunt? Don't think I have any and she doesn't have a Facebook. She looks like Julianne Moore kind of
>>26586865
You can always call her to your room and have it already out when she gets to the door.
Or if that's too much just try to get a little flirty with her wherever she is at in the house.
>>26586976
Wtf man why does everyone in 4chan have such big dicks
>>26586978
I'm going to try this with a noticeable semi. She flirted with me before this anyway. Wish me luck robots, I'll report back.
>>26587025
God speed fellow robot
>>26587025
Sending my blessings your way
>>26586679
A woman's worst nemesis is her sister. Women hate their sisters. Even women whose sister(s) are their best friend(s), they secretly hate them or want to be like them/get back at them/get ahead of them.
Women also have this stupid concept in their heads where they think fucking a man in a woman's life is the worst thing she can do to him, even if it's not the other woman's husband/boyfriend. Think dads, uncles, sons, best guy friends, etm.
So your aunt absolutely wants to have sex with you. Go strike up a conversation about her on how your mom was like growing up. Be prepared to laugh at your mom's expense/grab the lure when your aunt fishes for compliments.
You got this. Post results.
>>26587025
Good luck bro. Wishing you the best.
>having sex with your Aunty
Fucking hillbilly
>>26587024
Everyone on this site is at least 6'3 with a big dick
>>26587024
Constant masturbation is akin to jelqing?
>>26586732
>this skeptical
She wants the D. If she really wanted to clear the air, she would've definitely avoided the penis subject
>>26587024
7.5 isnt very big more like true avg
Source: I'm a little under 7.5 and so are most my friends
>>26587105
>knows his friends penis size
How did that happened brobot?
You go around with a ruler everytime you hang out?
>>26587105
>true avg
The true avg is less than 5 inches, kiddo.
>>26587105
senpai really now
I call bs
>Why would it just be you and your Aunty home
>Why would she be randomly coming into your room
>op claims to have a top 1% sized dick
This is all in op imagination. Way too many low chance things happening at once
>>26587139
Only beacuse we have yet to nuke the shit out of places like pikaland and china
>>26586865
its going to be a little weird no matter what since you waited. The only option was to say "you liked what you saw?" pretty much right away.
>>26587395
that has been the average on studies conducted on america too you fucking memer.
I hope OP is railing his aunt right now
>>26587231
It's not very hard to be in the top 1% all you need is like 7 inches circumference or length
>>26586679
My mom's said that multiple times to me because sometimes I walk around the house in just boxers or something.
I dont' know what it means but she says it all the time it's kinda weird since i'm into mom/son shit but not with my own mom.
>>26587081
>tfw I'm 6'2 but with a 5 inch long pencil dick
>>26587136
>he hasn't seen his bro's dick
Can you even call them bro?
OP here
So I went up to her with sweatpants and a t shirt on and asked if she liked what she saw in a joking way, and she said "why yes I did," and then we made eye contact for a few tense seconds before she leaned into me. Then we went to my room and she gave me a blowjob (which was amazing) but no sex. I feel kind of dirty but it felt so good; she's in the shower right now.
>>26587024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUnErBM5Bc
>>26588200
Today, on shit that never happened
>>26588200
Should follow her into the shower. Obvious invite
>>26588242
You don't have to believe me but I can hear her singing in the shower as I post.
>>26588281
Should I? Still need to recharge a bit
>>26588312
Take a picture of her
>>26588312
Fuck yeah you should. Go feel her up while you recharge. Get a picture of her too
>>26587809
>iktf
>into mom/som stuff but not with my mom
>she sees my history one day
>acts weird for the rest of the day
>kinda flirty
>makes a comment about me being well endowed after getting out of the shower and forgetting a towel
What the fug mayne I don't want this
>>26588433
how recently did this happen?
GIVE US A FUCKING PICTURE YOU LIAR
>>26586767
This or just show her your hard on asap.
>>26587903
>having bros.
Fuck off normie
This thread made my dick diamons. Fucking family is so hot.
Probably not but it doesn't hurt to test the waters. I slept with my aunt over the holidays and it was definitely the highlight of my last few years.
>>26588433
It's a strange kind of feel.
She'll even comment on seeing me nude if I'm dressing or getting out of the shower and how "manly" I look or something like that.
It's weird I don't know what to think about it especially since she uses my computer sometimes but I don't know if she's seen any of the incest shit.
>>26588465
It's been going on for about 2 or 3 years for me.
>>26586679
This is what you should have done. You should have kept stroking and then made eye contact with her and held contact until she could make her move.
>>26586679
>--does she want the D?
No. She was embarrassed and was trying to shake it off. She sperged and that's what came out of her mouth.
Good chance sperging out runs in the family.
>>26588200
>lying on 4chan
For what purpose?
>>26586999
Of your dick dummie
>>26588433
>Not into mom/son stuff
>Banged my mom's twin sister
Weird fucking feel.
How do I measure my dick /r9k/?
I get anywhere from 6.5' to 7.25' depending on how hard I press
