18 y/o anons thread
>just turned 18 last week.
anyone else borderline robot here? what brings you here? how did you end up on /r9k/?
>>26586656
inb4 newfag confirmed lol
not used to mobile version
>>26586678
Okay you can go fuck off now
>>26587575
thanks for replying. feeling lonely tonight
it's too bad everyone else is too pussy to come out as 18 on this site
bump. am I really the youngest loser on r9k tonight... yall are making me feel a lot worse about myself
I've been 18 since last year. Pretty fucking sure I'm beyond the "borderline" robot title. I basically only leave my house to watch a friend's parents dog. I don't see them, just the dog. Use money that I earned last year to order drugs online, I'm a bit of a heroin aficionado. Just got my tax return and ordered H and weed, going to get wrecked even though I promised my only online friend that I would get help while basically ending our friendship.
I know I don't belong here. I turned 18 in August and lost my virginity in October.
>>26588658
So get the fuck out.
i'm 18
i've been on 4chan since 2008
>>26588673
But I like you guys.
>>26588693
We don't like you.
>>26588691
09 for me. I think.
>>26586656
90% of 18 yr/o are normies, by 25 half of them get weeded out.
Turned 18 on the 13th. Friend told me about this board last year and I'm fascinated by it. I dunno why.
>>26588691
Wasn't late 00 the peak of an era, no matter how terrible life was, it was the time of a lifetime for me. It was magical.
>tfw when 26.
At best, a third of a life time lived. Though with my health, probably a half.
>Turned 18 Feb 2
>Mummy and My mom's husband bought me a 2014 Camaro ZL1
>Tfw freshmen girls are trying to get rides home
>Tfw turning them down because Mummy would be upset if one of them sucked my dick or something
I like these feels. My car has turned me into a Chad.
>>26588929
God damn I feel like we might go to the same schoo
>>26588623
Would you call yourself a junkie?
>>26589023
Either just barely or not quite.
>>26589042
An acquantance of mine from school just hanged himself a couple days ago, and I know he was fond of it. Be careful.
you cunts and your juvenile shitposting is why this board sucks ass. how do you feel about that?
>>26588623
: / sorry to hear it anon. at least you got shit together enough to get a job. bought an 8th for the first time about 3 months ago, still working through it heh...
>>26588693
>>26588772
for me it kind of puts my ass to the flame...represents how things very well may turn out if i don't get my shit together.
>>26588719
thanks for the encouragement anon. i lowkey wanna get laid by the end of the schoolyear... i've always relied on the "cute" game when it comes to girls but i need to change that shit up fast.
>>26588929
lowkey tempting... honestly i'd be grateful to have them around as friends :/
i know a lot of underclassmen through the band program but i'd never bone.
>>26588691
i'd watched my older bros post since '09. was always afraid of you guys... oh how times change
>>26589077
Oh no, I might kill myself, what a tragedy.
>>26589087
An eighth of weed or an eighth of heroin?
>mfw can't remember 9/11
shouldn't you old farts be in a retirement home?
What the fuck is this? Alcoholics anonymous?
If you're 18 no one could care less how long you've been on 4chan, because it isn't long enough.
>>26589097
You don't know how sad it was reading his obituary today. I didn't even know him too well, but it impacted me quite a lot. I don't know your life, but don't turn into a dirty junkie
>>26589162
4chan has only been around for like 10 years.
>>26589173
Do you really think I give a fuck about the people who "didn't know me very well", who might possibly get sad and mopey about my death? Boo fucking hoo, someone died. He didn't matter to you until he died. Get over it.
>>26589230
Then fucking die already. You have no place here being alive. Fuck you
>>26589230
come on man, even if you don't care about what he says don't be a dick when he's just trying to be nice
>>26589261
Cry about it some more. I'll keep wasting oxygen until I'm done, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>26589262
I have a problem with little idiots getting on here and trying to be all helpful and supportive.
I'm 20, started lurking on /b/ in mid 2014 and gradually found myself here. I have decent grades and a decent job and do a collegiate sport. However, I've never had a gf, never had my first kiss and that just eats away at you after all those years of seeing your friends couple up and drift away. I didn't know it before I came here, but I'm the definition of beta cuck and I don't have the confidence to do anything about it.
>>26589121
weed lol. wouldnt dare touch anything more
>>26589230
you remind me of this girl ive been chatting up. i feel like she incorporates this rhetoric to try and push me away, doesnt want to get too attached, etc
>tfw i respond with nothing but warmth and love
>tfw i'm friendzoned and i love it.
her resulting confusion is the bomb. anyway, i hope you'll find someone like that for you, no matter how much you don't want me to say it.
>>26589123
god my earliest memory is from like 2004.
>>26589313
god fucking damn. it must have passed by in a flash huh? i can't believe i'll be 20 years old in just 2 years. do you have any advice?
ooh I like this thread
how many of you in uni vs high school?
Ich bin 19 Jahre alt. Ich habe kein Freundin uzes.
>>26589338
If you really think the secret is finding someone who will get latched on to me, trust me, it doesn't help.
>>26589338
I'm not one to give great advice, but I'd say if you stay in school, grades aren't everything, but still pretty important. Give all your effort to try to get a job / internship in your field while you're in school. If you're not staying in school, think long-term. Don't spend, save up so you can support yourself years into the future. Be frugal. Maybe pick up an instrument to pass the time or work out. Man, I'm just rambling at this point, but yeah, the years just go by faster and faster.
>>26589384
I'm a college drop out. Made it one week before I said fuck it.
>>26589384
>tfw in neither
>>26589384
I made this one myself.
>turned 18 in December
>been coming to 4chan since 2008
>found /r9k/ in 2010
>came here ever since because of like minded people
now it's just /b/ lite like /v/ used to be
>>26589445
Oh wow, an 18 year old college student on /r9k/ who makes custom Pepe's who probably thinks he's such a true robot. I'm shocked.
>>26589454
Wow, I didn't feel the loneliness til around age 17 or 18. I'm sorry anon.
>>26589434
>>26589438
honestly the more time I spend in college the more I want to pull a kanye andmarry a slut and go into debtlaunch a successful rap career
>>26589478
Here's one for you friendo. Maybe I can trade them all in for a gf one day :^)
>>26589454
Similar story here. And of course we all get lumped in with all the other 18 year olds' who have been here for half a year who come for the fucking 'memes'.
>>26589454
>tfw 18
>been on 4chan since 2011
>it's been 5 years and still think of myself as a newfag
>>26586656
been 18 for 7 months
started exclusively posting to /r9k/ in 2011
im fucked up
>>26589482
It wasn't even loneliness, for me at least. I just kinda understood what people on here felt. They didn't like the world and how it worked, some were unhappy with their lives for whatever reason, some people felt the same things that I felt. That's what drew me to the board.
But now most of those people either lurk or just left to find themselves wherever they may be, thanks to the frogmeme shitposters and other rabble. A shame, but life goes on.
here's why 18 year olds are the true robots
>been on here since early teens
>life was fucked before it even started
>never had a chance
>be 18
>posted on 4chan since '09
send help
>>26589519
don't worry I appreciate them
make a cornell one?
>>26589409
been there done that huh. i'm intrigued, can you tell me about that experience>
>>26589428
: / if i get into any universities my parents would be paying for my education. this will sound super naive but i almost wish money was a problem for me so i'd have learned how to be more responsible. i certainly don't deserve my upbringing
>>26589616
>i almost wish money was a problem for me so i'd have learned how to be more responsible. i certainly don't deserve my upbringing
iktf
>>26589616
I managed to dump them in an attempt to sever things so I could go out in a frenzy of hedonism, justifying it mentally by hoping it would be the best ending for them. Regretted it and still talk to them, but still feel empty. It doesn't make enough of a difference.
>>26589600
Got rejected by Cornell engineering program
>turned 18 on Feb 8
>started posting here 2015
;)
>>26589624
>>26589616
That's stupid. You're both stupid.
>>26586656
tfw self aware
tfw you do cringy shit daily on accident and not realize till its too late
im surprised my friends havent left me yet, the only thing I can do is sit in silence
kill me
>>26589712
wagie ragie quenches my thirst, thanks for that!
>>26589764
I'm not a wagie, I'm a NEET failure who's mostly supported by my parents. And I realize how fucking lucky I am. You're an idiot.
I am 18 fucker in February 28 I will be 19
tfw 6 months til im 19
tfw still as much as a robot as i've ever been
i cant stop thinking about all the time ive wasted and am currently still wasting even though i'm still young
JUST
>>26589680
see, i'm kinda the chick in your situation. :/ i really wish she stuck around for you. were you open with her about the problems you're experiencing?
>>26589624
>>26589796
I mean yeah I realize we're all lucky. what I'm saying is, I'd rather grow to be skillful than be born lucky.
>>26590051
the worst is seeing all the older anons saying they wasted all our years. like; I'm here but I don't know what to do. I'm living out the waste in real time.
>>26590091
I was open, and it didn't help anyone with anything. Stop pretending that everyone is so easily salvageable.
>>26590183
you're right. and I hope my friend doesn't have it as bad as you do. sometimes it gets hard to deal with her emotions, I'll remember what you said and pull her even closer during those times.
