19 yo black KHV here. I've been seeing this qt Egyptian girl recently. I am handsome and have an exquisite personality. The problemo is however that she has plenty of male friends, so I can't tell if her laughing and smiling around me is friendly or she's dtf.
How do I tap that? Help a fellow robot out yall.
>>26586573
heres your reply normen
RRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26586573
help me out you all
first tell me what the shit "dtf" is, tyrell
>>26586610
digging the fro
fro can be interchangeable with my general style ("swag") or my hair
Make more subtle advances and escalate until asking for a date.
>>26586638
Sounds good. Should I gradually get touchy? Start with bumping shoulders and then gradually work my way up to taking her hand and putting it down my pants?
>>26586573
is this what egyptian meat looks like
>>26586868
nah
she's white. her name is alterhacker.
>>26586707
I think it'd be best to act more sexual in conversation before starting that but yeah.
>>26586921
she's one of those goody two shoe types, doesn't even swear
should I still make the convo sexual?
>handsome
>personality
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26587239
Yeah but I'm kind of autistic if you couldn't tell from this thread alone. Plus I never really put myself out there because I'm shy, which is weird for a 6'3 black dude.
>>26587308
>nice too
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26586573
Niggers don't belong on /r9k/.
All other races are welcome.
>>26587352
That's too bad, I kind of like it here.
>>26587347
haha don't sweat it my man, you can be a nice person too
>>26587352
>hated by everyone
>used as sexual objects
>not robots
What race are you?
>>26586610
down to fug
>>26586573
make a move and see how it goes, you wont get a correct answer from us because we are just bystanders not to mention we have no experience in this stuff too >>26586573
so you'll have to figure it out yourself
>>26586573
Sam..?
S4M!
>>26586573
i dont fucking care
i'm 23 virgin you faggot cunt
>>26587605
Fair enough, I probably won't get good advice from a board full of virgins.
>>26587621
Oh I know him, cool guy.
>>26587644
Why? Are you just really ugly?
>>26586972
I dunno anon. I can't really judge for you. You can probably make convo romantic. But as I said you escalate and measure the reaction. So don't go making crude sexually innuendo right off the bat.
>>26587706
>him
It's like you want me to break your neck in rage and stuff my hands in your ass.
>>26586573
Yeah, aside from the fact that you sound like a narcissistic cunt that places himself in way too high regard, I'm sure you're an excellent person.
>>26587834
It's a trap
>>26587817
I think I'll just stick to normal stuff for now and make an offhanded comment about her appearance when appropriate
>>26587848
I'm a pretty good person, if we're going by my own account. You of course seem to think differently, which is fine.
>>26587931
It.
Is.
Sam.
"You young niggas don't know shit"
as they say.
WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIT
WUZ
KINGZ
Maybe take this to /adv/?
1.) Everyone here is basically a virgin so they're advice would be terrible.
2.) You're just going to piss off jealous virgins.
>>26587978
Truly best girl
>>26588015
Their* holy shit how can I fail
>>26586868
Alterhacker is white as snow, not egyptian
>>26588029
That's really a man-do, huh?>>26588039
>>26588082
Why the hell are her eyes so large?
>>26586573
Isn't that Beetlejuice's girlfriend?
>>26588246
Yes it is actually, and this comment should be original
>>26588181
to see you better
I've always wondered, what does the H stand for in KHV?
>>26588542
Humpless famiglia
