>tfw my emotional bf is starting to get jealous of my sexual bf
>>26585621
Why don't you just have your emotional bf get fucked by your sexual bf so he can understand your perspective and see its not that big of a deal?
I love this meme. Keep at it lads.
>>26585621
>>26585684
Better yet, let your emotional bf fuck your sexual bf while your sexual bf fucks you
>>26585621
This is pretty good bait. Love the meme, Op.
>>26585684
>>26585775
>>26585818
You know this is gonna turn into an actual, real thing, through meme magic, right? Soon this will be commonplace.
You need to remind him of his place
He's clearly forgotten why he's not the sexual bf
>>26585862
you mean soon you guys will find out about one or two cases of this happening in real life and think that some how you were responsible for it and then use this as a reason to jerk each other off about how much you hate women
>>26585862
This is actually a rehash of a very old cool story that used to get posted that might have been originally from somewhere like yahoo questions or Reddit.
Spreading long-forgotten material to new audiences
>>26585862
You people misunderstand how meme magic works. Reality is not a reflection of the memes, but rather memes are a reflection of reality.
>>26585862
It already is though. Chad is the "sexual bf" while beta orbiters are the "emotional bf".
Alpha fux
Beta bux
>>26585862
>Shitposting about emotional bfs on /r9k/ having a good time
>Suddenly get a text from my oneitis saying she wants to take our friendship to the next level
>Run out the door and drive to her place
>Go up to her and ask her to tell me more about how she feels
>tfw she says I'm the most important guy in her life which is why she's only keeping her current bf as a sexual bf and promoting me to her emotional bf
>Realize I meme-cucked myself as I bow my head in shame and drift into the abyss
>>26585862
I thought memes came from reality. No one can make this stuff up
>>26585954
Meme magic in actionIT HAS BEGUN [\spoiler]
In all seriousness though wouldn't it be better to be an emotional bf than in the friend zone like we all currently are? Chad is gonna fuck our oneitis anyway this is the best we can do
>>26585990
No, meme magic retroactively alters reality to make things like your picture come into existence in the past.
>tfw in it's already happening
WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T YOU MEME BETAS GETTING LAID INTO EXISTENCE? WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE GETTING KEKED OF ALL THINGS OP?
>>26585990
Holy fuck that shit was way worse than I imagined it was going to be
>>26585621
iktfb
How about getting your provider bf to take you all out to dinner so you can talk it over, face to face to face to face.
>>26585775
I hate this meme, let it die.
>>26585954
>Omg anon... you are the BEST emotional bf I've ever had
>Can you get the bill? Chad forgot his wallet.
>>26586043
You're just mad because you know meme magic is going to make it happen to you in real life now.
>>26586121
Real talk what are your supposed to say I'm this situation to be alpha?
>>26586204
Just confidently say "I got this" and pay for the bill.
>>26586204
Pay the bill.Then prep the shed.
>>26585621
Oh gawd, this meme reminded me of a date? with a girl from uni. When I asked her why she doesn't have a relationship, after saying that she is extremply picky, she told me that she has fractions of a relationship: with some guys she watches movies, with some she talks a lot, with others she fucks....
Red...Fucking.....Flag?
>>26586219
>>26586220
But doesn't that make me beta bux?
>>26586231
Nah, it means you're the wallet bf. Chicks fucking dig money.
>>26586221
Retroactive meme magic
>>26586231
That makes you the dominant one. You're the one making moves in that relationship since you're the one with the cash. Nothing gets done without you're approval.
Girls fucking LOVE that. Chad may be fucking her, but you're the one bucking her.
>>26586204
>emotional bf
>alpha
top fucking cuck m8
>>26586287
>Chad may be fucking her, but you're the one bucking her.
Holy shit that's some solid gold right there
Im too embarrassed to even share my experience that was close to this on r9k
>>26586204
You dont end up in that situation in the first play
>>26586204
look her in the eye and say "Anything for you, babe"
>>26585621
You will burn in hell btw
>>26586404
Holy fucking hell that shoop. Jesus my sides, please, my sides.
>>26585990
I'm getting trolled by the past, what is this feeling?
>>26586334
Please tell us about it. You're anonymous.
>>26586334
Tell us. Turn the meme into reality.
>>26585621
ok m8 just stick it up and run
>>26586204
take control of your life by ending it
