The 5 stages of virginity:
1. denial
"Not all women are bad. There must be some good women out there. Misogyinsts are just failed virgins but I can hope to be better than them."
2. self-blaming anger
"Why me? Why do I get rejected? It's not fair. Why does Chad get all the women? What am I doing wrong?"
3. bargaining
"If I improve myself, then I must have good chances. I'll go to the gym and read PUA books. That ought to work."
4. depression
"There is no hope. I don't fit into this world because I was born a non-Chad. Women will never accept me."
5. The Supreme Gentleman
"Enlightened by my suffering I can see the world for what it truly is. It is my divine duty to pass on my suffering, to cause as much pain as I can and to take revenge for what I had to experience."
What if I never cared about getting laid in the first place?
>>26585320
That is called a liar
>>26585373
Why would I lie though?
>>26585320
I stopped caring when I realized sex wouldn't end the misery. I'd donate my penis for a million dollars.
....or just pay a prostitute to have sex
It's not that hard guys.
>3. bargaining
"If I improve myself, then I must have good chances. I'll go to the gym and read PUA books. That ought to work."
>4. depression
"There is no hope. I don't fit into this world because I was born a non-Chad. Women will never accept me."
You missed a step
>3.5. denial of instant gratification
"I hounded a girl I liked relentlessly and said every single thing movies, porn, and PUA books told me to say and she still wouldn't give me sex! I even did a push-up last week, but I'm not a musclebound hulk yet! GIVE ME SEX NOW!"
What if I had alot of sex with a long term gf but as soon as we broke up I realized no one other than fat chicks wanted me so I completely gave up?
>>26585223
thats actually pretty accurate. i'm at 5 now and went through all those stages
>>26585223
>yfw you don't fit in any of these categories
>>26585413
To yourself
>>26585223
In case anyone was wondering, the version for non retards has a different #5:
>accept you fate and stop giving a shit
on stage 6: realize that women are worthless for relationships, and just fuck hookers whenever you want sex
>>26585496
If I were lying to myself I would be unhappy with the current state of things, but I'm not
>>26585373
Or an asexual. But you're too stupid too comprehend something like that.
>>26585639
This tbvh
>>26585223
Beare thought these were all the symptoms of little dick syndrome
>>26585714
My dick is pretty average though (7 inches).
>>26585223
The horrible truth is that any man can get a girlfriend if he just works hard enough. You're simply not prepared to work hard enough.
>>26585223
i was 5 from birth but im past the killing part
>>26585742
I see, you're in stage 3.
i kind of stoped caring about finding a girl at 28 no girl came up to me...
>>26585742
this, if instead of bitching all the time you would do some push ups you would gain at least a few inches of height and you're one step closer to a gf.
>>26585223
>1. denial
I do not deny my virginity i simple do not care what others think of me.
>2. self-blaming anger
If i wanted sex i can pay for it like a loser or fuck a fat girl. I see no reason to be angry about it.
>3. bargaining
I could gym it up forever and get the same results or not. Being fit would help my health i will admit.
>4. depression
i'm more depressed that i want real love...it would be easy to meet my urge for sexual needs but at the end of the day i wouldn't be
truly happy
>5. The Supreme Gentleman
I do not like seeing people in pain nor do i need to in you're words pass on my suffering. I have no right to hurt others for my own problems.
You are free to choose and do what you like to others but that does not mean it makes it right. If you cared you wouldn't of said it in the first place.
The trashy vile men and women have ruined today's society for the rest of us and i will continue to watch you burn this world down for petty illogical
selfish reasons.
At least i can type this all and completely 100% honest without a single thought about guilt. Enjoy the decisions you make for bad good or otherwise.
Just remember we could of had a better place but you decided to piss all over that idea.
>>26585742
>>>/b/
anon trolling stop...
>>26585223
number 5 is just a more extreme number 1
>>26585223
I don't think those apply to me. I'm gay and don't really care for women. Still a permavirgin tho.
>>26585223
>1. denial
I skipped this stage. I always knew about my own major hangups and never have had any issues with women en masse.
>2. self-blaming anger
I diffused this quickly by realizing all my problems were caused by other people. (caused, but obviously i would have to solve them, if i cared to)
>3. bargaining
I suppose this fits in, except for the part about gyms and books. Emotional problems are different.
>4. depression
Sure
>5. The Supreme Gentleman
Oh come on. If it's only ranting, then most people thinks it's a goofy and sad joke.
unwanted virginity is inexcusable in this day and age.
the internet makes it possible for anyone to get laid within 24 hours.
craigslist, a dick pic, and 30 seconds will have some festering middle aged closeted faggot on your cock/ass/mouth filling it with regret and herpes.
i mean, if all you want is to lose your virginity, there's really nothing stopping you but your own feeble notion of standards and what you think you deserve.
>>26586302
Tough shit deal with it.
>>26586302
You are too emotionally shallow to understand this board. "Virginity" is not just about the mere act of sexual penetration but rather about intimacy, the feeling of being loved and accepted, and the warmth of mutual affection. You can't buy that from a hooker for $50 per hour. You can't get this from a tinder fuck date either. In fact you can't get this from any woman at all, because women are just as shallow, superficial and emotionally disabled as the poster I'm replying to.
>>26586412
you're making the case for dogfuckery, which is even easier to obtain.
again, no excuses for your chosen fate.
step 0: be born with autism and also be molested so you fear physical intimacy
>>26586663
You are too emotionally shallow to understand this board. "Virginity" is not just about the mere act of sexual penetration but rather about intimacy, the feeling of being loved and accepted, and the warmth of mutual affection. You can't buy that from a hooker for $50 per hour. You can't get this from a tinder fuck date either. In fact you can't get this from any woman at all, because women are just as shallow, superficial and emotionally disabled as the poster I'm replying to
You do not understand you know nothing..
>tfw the most common advice old people give is to have as much sex as possible while you're young
>>26586765
>tfw all i want to do is eat a bullet
shit sucks yo.
>>26585223
What about a stage 4.5? Hate the world and kind of wish it'd all end with everyone in pain or suffering, but you're still have a small iota of sympathy left.
>>26585451
>Get prostitute
>Get STD's
or
>Get prostitute
>She doesn't want to fug you
>Get's one of the lower demand bitches to do it for her instead
>>26586765
My parents told me exactly that. Date around while you're young. I get that it opens your eyes up a bit and you see what girls are really like once you get past that lovey-dovey first love, but damn.
Shit sucks yo.
>>26586705
>"Virginity" is not just about the mere act of sexual penetration but rather about intimacy, the feeling of being loved and accepted, and the warmth of mutual affection
you're the one who knows nothing if you think you're going to get the latter from a woman. She'll fuck you then chew you up and spit you out. That's reality and you're a naive child.
>>26585223
This is actually extremely accurate.
1. I was the white knight who would defend women at first.
2. Next I thought it must be my own fault why I never had a gf.
3. Went from scrawny to /fti/, learned another language, got multiple new hobbies, and socialized more.
4. Realized there still was no getting a gf due to still getting constantly rejected.
5. Now I go out of my way to make womens lives as miserable as possible in every small way. One of my favorites is when entering a store instead of holding it open for women like I used to when at the first four stages I subtly make sure it slams on them. I also like to reject doing favors for women even if its something really minor and then do the same favor the woman asked for earlier for men.
