How about a /devilish/ thread?
>At uni
>Girl calls me a loser
>over the line
>Find her facebook
>She has a boyfriend
>Everything is public
>Perfect
>Save her pictures, learn her interests
>Make an okcupid account
>Fill it out with her info
>Interact with others a little
>Make a fake Chad facebook account
>Message her boyfriend
>"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know."
>bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me."
>A few days later check her facebook
>Relationship: Single.
Who is the loser now?
>>26583677
That's some good vengeance.
Thats... Incredible. Hope this is real
Oh fuck, that's actually pretty good. Nice job.
Nice job anon
great job, will keep this in mind for the future
GG my man
g fuckin g
Pics or it didn't happen, seriously though if real nice one.
>>26583677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y
this
If that's legit then i'm impressed, that's next level devilish.
>>26583677
On a second thought, I don't think this would be very effective. I mean, the girl could easily deny and the fact that every photo used on the dating profile is found on her facebook constitutes pretty strong evidence that she's not behind it.
>gf ditches me for other guy
>threaten suicide
>stop texting her back and answering calls
>delete all of my social media and change my number
>she asks my friends if I'm okay
>they go along with it
>she thinks she killed me
>>26583937
>>threaten suicide
Faggot
>>26583920
but would you ever trust her like you did before????
>>26583937
Lmao absolute pussy
>>26583984
You make it sound like the couple is going to marry eachother. A college couple will hardly care.
>>26583937
>gf ditches me for other guy
>threaten suicide
>stop texting her back and answering calls
>delete all of my social media and change my number
>giggle to myself
>she asks my friends if I'm okay
>no response because no friends
>she goes back to having her hole (which was unavailable to you because she wanted to "wait until the right moment") stetched by Chad
fixed it for ya
>in my dorm
>trying to sleep
>have a test in the morning
>normie roommate smoking weed and playing his normo rap
>his friends walk in and out of the room to buy shit from him
>2:30 a.m
>one j.cole song away from revealing my power level
>roommate finally walks out of the room
>this is my chance
>take the scissors he stole from me
>cut the cord to his speakers
he was too much of a beta to confront me about it :^)
>>26583920
that plausibility though. even if he thinks she probably got framed, there's now a much greater chance that she's looking to cheat or dump him.
>>26584003
still worth a try man
>>26584062
>there's now a much greater chance that she's looking to cheat or dump him.
Most college guys let their gf attend parties and have male friends. The chance that she'll cheat on him is already huge and he knows that.
what a devilish halloween
>Be at gym
>Do curls on the squat rack
>Don't put the weights back
>mommy wouldn't buy me the newest vidya
>realise I've had it with this whore
>act all mature and normal saying "that's alright, I guess I'll save up :)"
>mommy falls for the bait,start doing small chores around the house for a few days to build up trust
>decided today was the day
>innocently walk up to her "I'm making some coffee,do you want some :)"
>she smiles and says yes
>open up kettle
>drop the biggest log of my life
>looked 12 inches (at least) I had been holding it in for 2 days
>work through the smell and make coffee
>hand her the coffee
>smiles again,says I've matured and she's proud
>pretend to be happy,even tear up (mostly because the smell still wafted in my nostrils)
>mom drinks
>mom violently throws up all over the living room on her brand new rug
>she literally starts crying
Roastie whore btfo. I'm going to do more little chores so she buys it as s reward. I've been doing more like stealing her clothes and burning them. Going to confess when she buys it and watch her break down.
>>26583677
>Be a tranny
>Post it everywhere
>people flirt constantly
>don't tell them I'm actually ugly
Good job OP.
Now for some hardcore mischief.
>someone gets dubs
>don't check em
Hahahahaha.
>accidentally scratch someones car on the parking lot while turning to the parking space
>some old lady witnesses it, nobody else around
>stay cool and get some old receipt from your pocket and a pen
>write on the backside of the receipt "hey i accidentally made a scratch on your car" etc with fake contact information
>walk away calmly and wait for the lady to gtfo and drive the fuck away
never got caught
>>26584180
That's not devilish.
That's just straight out ofCOMPTON
>>26584177
Honestly i'd have no problem with that, it would make an interesting mix. The disgust meme over it like the chocolate chip cookie fags who go "raisin cookies are the reason I have trust issues"
>>26583677
OMG! That make's me erect. Honestly, it's like Gandalf says in one of the Hobbit movies
"The world is changed little by little by good people doing good deeds". You're a soldier for the true nerd my friend, fuck this girl and I adore your craftyness, the spirit of the Coyote trickster flows within you. Loke, Satan, Gwydion, Mordred, Hades all salute you mein freud.
>>26584180
>Be at Planet Fitness
>Grunt while lifting
>Let weights fall
>Trigger Lunk Alarm
>>26584249
the disgust meme is overdone, like the chocolate chip cookie fags*
>>26584192
are you a fucking 10 year old you beta cuck? get a job
>>26584057
Hahah what /polite/ nation are you from? Sounds like Euro behaviour.
>>26583963
>>26583990
>>26584056
Why the fuck are you normalfags even on my board?
>>26584192
It's not /devilish/ to torment your poor mother. Be a better son, just beg for SF5 on /b/ like a normal 4chanese person.
>>26584235
Quick thinking padre, hope it was a Chad car.
>>26584177
I like all of these though, I would have to eat them one at a time tho
>>26584293
>>26584363
t.roasties
>>26584403
what is t. ??? help a newfag out
>post in a filename thread
>no filename
>>26584192
ok you do realize she has life and death over you and she could simply kick yo out of her house . you are indebted to this person and you refuse to work towards improving yourself or making her life easier wtf is wrong with you .
>>26584180
Wtf man you're over the line
>>26584386
this is best in thread, why you delet
>>26583677
>That girl never liked her boyfriend anyway
>She goes on to fuck Chad and Tyrone without having to worry about hiding it from her bf
Wow, sure got her, OP.
>>26584386
VERY GOOD, I love framing people for racism. I used to manipulate peoples political opinions by invoking racism all the time.
> Me and some "pals" at student uni.
> Guy chirps up about polidicks, says he likes the EU and it's the only reason we have human rights and minimum wage.
> I tell 'im that's racist.
> He scoffs. How could the EU be racist.
> Start saying bullshit about how the EU is the largest economy and doesn't do enough to help brown people and works to actively exclude them economically.
> Gradually week on week feed him nonsense to convince him the EU is racist. Steer him into UKIP.
> Eventually spread rumor he's into all that in a British... Urban... University...
> Friend leaves desk in a class.
> Plant some UKIP literature in obvious position.
> Laugh at watching a blonde, blue eye guy explaining to people "he's not racist" while critiquing the EU.
>>26584192
wow, what the fuck is wrong with you neckbeard?:^)
>Have nudes of cam-whore
>Have her facebook
What should I do for /devilish/?
>>26584334
Don't be mad because you're a loser, just improve yourself.
>>26584546
>delete pics and start nofap papa bless
>>26584546
Don't revenge porn, unless you can do it anonymoosely, they are cracking down on that shit.
>>26584177
It's not like the skittles have S's printed on them or anything. Oh wait, they do.
>>26584057
>you literally never thought about asking him to quiet down
I'm glad my roommate doesn't have autism.
>>26584517
I deleted because I'm /devilish/
>>26584192
I spit out my protein shake reading this.
I'm dying laughing rn
>>26584608
Good one fammalia
>>26584308
canadaim from india
>>26584597
a robot only deals in absolutes
>>26584192
I had a small chuckle
but then realized that you're a fucking faggot who needs to kill yourself
>My whore of a mom who bought me into this shitty world didn't buy me vidya, so i'm gonna shit in her coffee as payback!
>>26584608
Posting because / devilish/ :^)
>>26584192
>things that never happened
o
>>26585056
cuck
OCNIUGGAH
>got invited at some college party
>roastie with diabetes that sort of fancied me there
>we all get drunk
>her with me remain in a dark room alone
>she has some diabetes breakdown??? idk
>sitting on me
>proceed to finger her pussy
>eventually stick it out and put it inside her, her not saying anything, just standing like a dead body
>at some point, she runs at her friends and tells them to keep me away from her
>tell them they are a bunch of pussies and continue drinking
Afterwards, they told me I'm an asshole for touching her boobs while she was in that state. Turns out she was too embarassed to tell them the whole story. We still see eachother in trips because we have common friends, but always chooses to stay away from me.
>the face she makes when I smirk at her is priceless
>>26585377
/b/ is just /r9k/ with less of a reddit tier userbase
not even sorry
>>26584235
>did the same thing
>noone saw somehow (people were everywhere)
>get all nervous
>park across from it
>look at car i scratched with mine
>thing was already beaten and scratched all over
>stop feeling bad
>get burgers and leave
have some plebbit gold
>>26584334
What? You're the fucking norman, you had a gf you fuck. Get OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEWWEWE
>>26585582
>Not realising it was b8
Kys pls lad
>In walmart
>bored as fuck waiting on mom
>go off by myself
>go to toy aisle
>some 6-7 year old kid being a faggot
>tries to throw some foam dart thing at me
>i initially laugh it off and walk away
>he does it again
>tell him to stop it very sternly
>he picks up a plastic sword and starts hitting my legs with it
>check to see nobody else around
>check for cameras, can't see any
>kick him full force in the crotch, as hard as i can
>he drops the floor and starts bawwing his eyes out
>hastily make my escape
>go around the corner
>see his roastie mom go to comfort him
>quickly walk outside
>sit in the car until my mom gets out
>"oh did you get bored anon?"
>mfw
little fuck never saw that coming
this was about 4 years ago
>>26585723
oh wow I fell for the bait, if I wasn't replying to bait I would be replying to a regular post, what difference does it make?
>>26583677
this made me happy desu senpai
>>26583677
GOD DAMN
very well played
>>26585764
All of my originals keks desu lad
>>26584192
If this is real Kill yourself faggot
>>26583677
Fanfuckingtastic, anon. 10/10.
>>26584057
I like you.
>>26584667
Now I like you even more.
>>26585764
Genuine lel, kids should learn the harsh reality
>would you Iike Soup or Salad with that?
>"Salad"
> mfw I actually wanted soup
Riveting tale. I'll make sure to tell my grandchildren
>>26586924
>waiter asks if you'd like a soup or salad
>yeah I'll take a super salad!
>proceed to act stupid
>At internship this past summer
>fap in the bathroom at least once per day, sometimes twice
>bathroom is right next to the cubicle of some nerdy hipster kid, flanel shirt and faggy glasses
>Let's call him Hipster Faggot
>he's the only male in his section of the office, very shy
>Overhear people talk about an 'office wanker', they hear it and debate who it is
>This just started, not too long before they narrow it down to the interns
>Coworker brings up "maybe it was hipster faggot"
>I chime in "it makes sense. A whole section of nice women that he barely talks to?"
>They believe me, one of them was a roastie that works near him
>mfw I diverted blame
>mfw she visibly acts awkward around him
>mfw I will do this once more if I ever get a job again
>>26584667
Poojeet please
>>26585764
thats fucking gold
>Mom asked me to pass her the salt
>I passed her the pepper
>>26587238
We have a trickster in the building
>>26584293
>>26584363
>>26584459
>>26584533
>>26584682
>>26585056
>>26586522
>all of these fucking newfags
Kill yourselves you fucking idiots go back to facebook wageslave shitstains
>mfw called a soggy biscuit on reddit for posting this thread on /r/ 4chan
>go to game stores and take the little codes from the Wii U games without buying them
>take ten or more packaged wet hand wipes everytime im at mcdonalds
>sit at large tables alone and when normies ask if they can borrow a chair or sit down i tell them i have friends coming
>>26587361
keys you fucking faggot using /r/4chan
>>26587361
If this post ends in 8 your dick will fall off for performing such deeds
>>26584057
of course he wasn't gonna confront you
he listens to gay cole
>at Barnes and Noble
>ask me if I want to join their email list
>say ok
>actually gave them my dog's email
>>26584192
wow
fucking kill yourself
>>26587361
>You posted three times in a row
>>26587658
>at Dunkin Donuts
>Ask if I want discount
>give them Chris Chan's Sonichu email
>>26587334
This
I'm seething in anger. FUCKING NORMIES WILL TASTE LEAD SOON
>>26583920
>delete just one or two older photos from her jewbook
>they stay on okupid
Not that hard desu. Op is pretty damn /devilish/
>>26584180
>be at a gym
>leave dumbbells where I finished
>be at a gym
>leave my towel on a squat rack so that people think I'm using it
>really I'm not using it at all
>>26584192
Kill yourself you worthless piece of shit
Ok, I have one.
>be me
>2007, edgy 12 year old
>jerk off like a fucking retarded monkey with its hand attached to its dick while thinking about my neighbor everyday
>she's one year older than me
>say hi to her
>she doesn't answer even though she clearly heard me
>mfw
>go home, check MSN messenger
>get her email
>try to log in
>'did you forget your password?'
>yassss.jpg
>security question: 'what was your grandfather's profession?'
>mfw we live on a small town with a population of <1000
>I know her grandfather is a farmer
>type 'farmer'
>'choose a new password'
>SUCCESS.jpg.exe.tiff.gif.bat
>check her emails
>has email of a guy I know
>apparently they were dating and she broke up with him not long ago
>type email trying to sound like her, telling him I'd like to get together again
>he answers in half an hour
>kek.tar.gz
>tell him to come home to talk about all this
>he answers saying okay
>a few minutes pass
>see him from my room's window
>his mother opens the door, then tells her that it's someone looking for her
>she goes out
>they get in a huge fight
>they both start crying over mutual insults
>I feel bad for a moment
>masturbate again looking at her MSN pic
Life was good back then.
>>26587334
>>26588939
No wonder you faggots don't have friends and are virgins, you LOSERS are going to get exterminated when Trump makes America great again.
>>26583937
Some bitch did this to me once. Thought she was dead for years.
>>26589413
You changed the password, she lost access and its obvious that it wasn't her sending the e mail. 4/10 at least roasted a roastie.
>>26585764
>hastily make my escape
Keks have been had in the solitud of my room. Thanks anon.
>>26589575
Yes, but it was obvious after that incident, since neither of them knew about my devilish deeds. I still managed to make the roastie go through a bad moment.
I did this to a girl my boyfriend had an 'emotional' affair with. She was just leading my boyfriend on.. Soon dumped him as friend and got real boyfriend. I made a fake hot guy profile got her to send me nude pics sent pics to her boyfriend. He broke up with her and she immediately took up with her (newly) ex-boyfriend's best friend. An ugly slob. They hate each other but can't break up because he lost all his friends to date her. I still stalk her fb profile sometimes so I can laugh at their public arguments on posts.
>>26590011
Nudes or it didn't happen
>>26583677
That's pretty fucking dastardly man.
>Dad works at a church
>Smart enough to know God doesn't real
>When he goes off to do his work, I go into the chapel
>It's empty
>Climb up into the balcony
>Strip naked and start masturbating in front of the stained glass windows, looking down on the altar
>Get up and start walking around, jacking my sinful schlong
>Run up to the altar completely naked
>See the open bible
>Blow my load all over it
>Collapse into the priest's throne
>Look up and out the window
>Jesus Christ is staring at my sadly
>Mentally tip my fedora as I stroke my cock and bite my lip
>Flip the pages ahead slightly
Who LITERALLY /devilish/ here?
>>26589456
>>>/pol/
leave us alone /pol/ack
OC
>>26590250
>tfw have an annoying ass preacher
>make deal with local authority to get him arrested
>have a nice dinner shortly before it goes down
>they come and arrest him
>get 30 silver for my effort
>>26584667
the only absolute you deal in is absolutely no poo in the loo pajeet
>>26584192
A dying breed.
Live long, frogposter.
>finally got qt gf last semester by some miracle
>this semester had her take 3 classes with me
>got to the classes early and scoped out the class
>picked a guy and texted her who to sit by
>she showed up right before the classes started and sat next to them
>had her talk to them a little and act a little flirty so they started to like her
>after a two weeks i either took the guys seat or walked in with her laughing with me like i just started talking to her on the way to class and then she sat with me
>he would always be nearby so he could see us
>would then flirt back in forth and she would touch me a little
>after a few weeks made it obvious to the dudes we were either dating or fucking eachother
>mfw i could see how pissed off they were that i stole their potential gf/fuckbuddy
>>26583677
You are an asshole and pathetic.
>>26591920
NORMO DETECTED GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>26584192
>all these ~LITERAL~ ~REDDITORS~ getting mad
L E A V E N O W
gbp isn't even that fucking old
>post in a devilish thread
>have no devilish deeds
also this video sums up these threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7eA_TyogeU
Teach me how to be devilish you puppet masters you
>>26591920
>man is insulted
>acting offended when he properly retaliates.
normalfag detected
>>26592285
seems like he was triggered, words shouldn't affect you :^)
>>26584177
Wait offer some skittles to nut allergics, now problem is finding people allergic to those nuts.
>>26584270
Planet Fatness is a meme at this point
pizza days lol
>>26584180
>put bench in only squat rack
>put towel on bench
>sit in the corner shitposting on mlp
>after 45 minutes someone looks around then starts moving the bench away
>"actually i was using that"
>leave the gym and never come back
>>26584192
Why does the thought of some loser tormenting and torturing his mom until she breaks turn me on?
>made friend in highschool, helped with his filming hobby
>make photoshop thumbnails for his monetised youtube channel
>eventually gives me the password so I can upload them and add tags
>ff to a year ago
>he starts essentially using me, being a dick in general
>when he's on vacation, change all video names to "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA", "GAS THE JEWS", etc.
>he doesnt notice until he gets back weeks later
>mfw over 300 angry comments, halved subscribers
>a week later his adsense is terminated
>>26583937
fucking madman mastermind
nothing gets me harder than hearing about normies suffering emotionally
>Tell mommy I'll take a shower
>I don't
>I take a bath
>wait till after midnight
>find the most expensive car in my neighbourhood
>take large poopoo on it
>smear the poop all over the bonnet and windows covering as much surface area as I can
>spray paint "nice car" on the door
>leave unnoticed
>mfw I just ruined a normies week
>>26584057
Kill yourself moron. That is the most douchebag autistic thing I've ever heard
>>26584057
>>26587540
I like J. Cole
>>26583677
>Who is the loser now?
god bless OP
>>26585510
>sexually assaulting someone
>cool
You are the worst kind of person
>"press the start button to continue"
>press the A button instead
>don't read posts with less than two replies
>>26584177
jokes on you I always eat them one by one
>>26594490
Shut the fuck up you fucking normo
>highschool going well
>i was a chad
>in love with a stacy
>we said "love you babe" and that kind of shit
>gf cheats on me with older chad
>dump her ass immediately
>begins devising my plans for revenge
>supremegentleman.exe
>about 8 weeks pass
>know she sometimes drives drunk
>we are the same party
>I quietly make my way outside and find her car
>let all the air out of her tires on the passenger side
>smash old bottle of jack daniels
>collect glass remnants and hide them in the back seat of her car
>spend the rest of the night gettingShwifty
>make a fool of myself and pass out on the kitchen floor in front of everyone
>good, they will remember me as that idiot who passed out early
>wake up the next day on kitchen floor
>phone full of texts from friends
>"anon did you hear about stacy? she got in a bad crash last night"
>"I heard the police found liquor in her car, she might be in deep shit"
>tfw she calls me from her house like a week after and asks me to be a character witness
>"sure stacy"
>go in front of the court room, including her parents, and explain that she's an irresponsible liar who is prone to reckless behavior
>finish my speech, sit the fuck back down, and glare at stacy when she turns around in court to look at me
>she was writhing in disbelief
>mouth the words "Love ya babe"
>and that is how the roastie got toasty
>>26594790
I like this guy
Originallu commentooo
>>26594790
doubt real but entertaining anyway. roastie btfo
>>26592187
>troll r9k into clicking on a lil dicky video
/devilish/
>>26586712
>i like you
back to redd1t
Ohooooooooooooooooooooo
>>26583677
I do this daily to hundreds of people. I control their lives. I step on the swarming normie cockroaches.
>>26584192
>people literally falling for this
>Taking a college class
>A book that I need for the class is available for the library
>I renew it every week for a month, until a few days ago someone put a hold on it, so I couldn't renew it.
>I'm keeping the book anyways
be me
be posting in devilish thread
make anons read my posts as though im greentexting
>>26596530
GET OUT OF MY HEAD SATAN
>roommate my freshman year of college was still living in the dorms his senior year.
>pseudo-intellectual history fag,typical nu-male sjw type. He couldn't even do basic high school algebra and considered himself smart.
>he was taking his capstone (term paper basically) for his history degree, needed several books to be checked out from library most of the semester.
>when he was good and selected on a topic I went and put a hold on the books he needed so he couldn't renew them.
>had to change topics
>did the same things to those books
>he ended up dropping his capstone and had to go another semester just for one class.
>>26583677
>Be me in the crowd
>I am in one off those shows where people have to answer questions to win money
>The guy playing is at 250K
>He doesnt know an answer to a question
>He chooses to ask crowd
>I choose the wrong answer
>All everyone in the crowd also chooses it
>He chooses it
>He loses all the money
>>26594790
Lost me at the point where she asked her ex that she cheated on to be a character reference. Was a good read though.
>>26596616
>autists could randomly ruin your life just because they don't like your image
Good thing I never had to live in a dorm, all I hear are horror stories.
>>26596874
They really are terrible. I hate my roomate more than I've ever hated anyone in my life, and it makes living here miserable. Can't wait to move out. If anyone says they liked dorms they're normie filth
>>26585510
Oh you dark evil rapist you
What i'm doing over at >>>/b/669770077 seems pretty /devilish/.
>>26594290
no one gives a shit asspie
kill yourself
>>26584177
we are literally /reddit/ now boys
blast that fukin like button
>>26584293
>>26584363
>>26584459
>>26584533
>>26584622
>>26585056
>>26586522
>>26587785
>>26589386
>>26591352
>>26592820
i want /r/4chan to leave
too low in content andnwspienvosnv
>>26590250
>Smart enough to know God doesn't real
was this intentional
>>26584177
Not like that's new. We used to call the skittles and m&m combo s&m.
>at uni
>sitting in a lecture
>can't help but notice that the girl sitting in front of me is texting a phone number that isn't entered as a contact
>curious as to what she's sending to this person
>"daddy's going to play with your little pussy again ;)"
>"daddy can do whatever daddy wants ;)"
>write down the phone number she's texting
>wait about half an hour
>send him "Hey man you'd better my girlfriend, this is your only warning"
>get a response: "oh shit"
>never see her again
>>26597749
What this didn't even name any sense
>>26594790
Real or not I always appreciate a story of a roastie getting btfo
>find forum account of a guy who emotionally manipulates women, cheats on them, classic redpill degeneracy etc.
>dox him
>screenshot everything and post it to a website
>it's now the first result when his name is googled
>he's changed his facebook name 3 times now and has everything on lock-down
>take a class at uni
>few weeks in
>I'm doing okay on quizzes but see normies get 100% on all their quizzes somehow when they're always on a laptop, phone or just not paying attention
>that's strange, hmm
>eventually learn that most normies in the class have circulated pictures of all the professor's quizzes and tests from prior semesters that he still uses
>they're all cheating
>normie in class one day (20 min before class starts, just a half empty classroom) starts talking to me about it
>he asks if I want to get these pics
>he emails me them
>he actually forwarded me the email, shows all the past recipients
>few weeks later decide to show this to the Dean
>few days later all of those cheating normies are absent from class
>they probably got expelled
>>26585510
I'm so jelly
>>26583677
>not messaging loads of creeps with the account
>>26583677
Nice, we should inflict our pain and suffering to normies
>>26584533
Newfag go back to le redditttzzzz!!
>>26584667
Le Booinloo meyme
>>26598504
You did the right thing, there's nothing devious about that.
Cheaters deserve nothing.
>>26597882
Girl texts her lover aka daddy he can do whatever sexual things he wants to her
op takes the number and goes hey you better my gf *left out get off* and the guy went oh shit
op pretended to be this girl's bf and threatened her fuckbuddy/daddy with stay away only warning.
>>26598262
>emotionally manipulates women
>cheats on them
>calls it redpill degeneracy
>not red pill at all
>sounds more like pua
>so stupid he's pushing red pill as evil and doesnt even have it right
DEVILISH!
>>26583677
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
>tfw I can't just post reaction pics anymore
I want pre-Hiroshimoot /r9k/ back
>>26583677
beautiful my friend
>>26599038
fucking newfag
but pre pre hiroshimoot was the same
where do you think r9k got its name from ?
its from the robot
i want reddit to leave srsly
>>26599015
it was just a cheeky wankk!
That thread was great.
>order a KFC go cup
>i eat it at KFC
>>26584427
story here?
>muted for 8 seconds
ay
>>26599571
I too always wonder what the story with that pic is.
someday i'll know
>>26594790
Now that's what I call /devilish/
>>26594596
>only read the first page on every board
>>26594262
Found the loud roommate
>>26584293
>>26584363
>>26584459
>>26584533
>>26584622
>>26585056
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>>26592820
These are honestly /r/4chan level comments. Wouldn't surprise me a bit if they all came from there. They don't truly understand this culture and they still suffer under bourgeoisie ideals of morality.
>>26599099
What does nsfw/r/equest have to do with this?
>>26591090
What happened after?
This comment is original
>>26600934
Stop skipping the script you pieces of shit. It's time to stop.
>highschool test is online
>open new tab and google the answers
>A+
Got to love tech illiterate teachers
>>26585764
Your mom let you go to the car by yourself? She did not become hysterical because she didn't find you in the toy aisle?
Must be nice to grow up normie
>>26585764
Thanks for this post senpai, it got me many upvotes :-)
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/46idkq/little_boy_learns_the_hard_way/
>friend who is a girl wants something printing off
>she doesnt have a printer
>asks me to print it out as I have a printer
>comes round to my house
>I have her log onto her email at my house
>print it off
>she grabs it "k thx anon bye!" she leaves almost immediatly
>Little does she know I never logged out of her email
>go snooping and find nudes of her in her "sent" folder
>fap like mad later that day
My only devilish moment, she had a nice rack as well
>go to /pol/
>pretend to be offended by the racism
>guaranteed replies
>actually hate niggers and jews
>>26593994
You didn't though, if he has a nice car he probably has good insurance. Sounds like a mild inconvenience that he probably parlayed into pity sex with your oneitis.
>>26585764
kid had it coming tbqhf
>>26596521
Bbbut you still end up paying for it that way anon. Are you stupid?
>walking through the city
>homeless paki sitting on the pavement
>says something in her curryspeak
>look around, dont see anyone
>kick the cup in front of her
>pennies scatter everywhere
>she feverishly scrambles shouting at me
>run away
>dont see her sitting there ever again
>>26596520
It's fucking absurd. These pastas were old in 2014 and yet newfags are getting outraged over it
>>26584192
>Going to confess when she buys it and watch her break down.
best part. greentext it when it happens
>>26600848
See this anons comment >>26602025
This thread is literally being invaded
>>26590011
>gtfo tumblrina redditor GTFO GTFO ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
