Oh Anon, of course I love you! Don't be silly. It was always you, never Chad! You're my emotional boyfriend, Chads just my sexual boyfriend!
>>26583599
I don't think you know what a boyfriend actually is
>>26583599
I know bb luv u
>>26583599
This will be a thing in 5 years time.
Just like open relationships.
do you /wrists babe?
I'd like this post cross-stitched into a pillow
>>26583599
>I only fucked Chad because it didn't mean anything, Anon. You mean too much to me for us to do that.
>>26583641
It already is a thing, I don't know of any guys who don't let their girls fuck around desu. They say love is love and sex is sex and cuck is a nerd meme.
>later
>shes crying and you're comforting her
>Oh Anon! Chad cheated on me! I've never felt this devastated! I'm so glad sex isn't a part of our relationship!
>>26583739
>there are guys who actually think they can get a gf by doing this
I'd tell her to fuck off if she did that
I don't wanna be a shoulder to cry on by a girl because of her shitty boyfriend. That shit feels degrading
>>26583693
Is there anything left of man...
>>26583807
But... You're her emotional boyfriend. That's what you're there for.
>>26583869
Fuck that. That's just disrespectful. Go bitch to your girlfriends. There is literally no benefit to orbiting and being an emotional tampon. It's basically another form of bullying.
>>26583693
That's pretty depressing actually
>>26583693
>Tfw you live in a feminized culture
Kill me now
>>26583599
And this chainsaw is my mechanical girlfriend. Die, whore, die!
>hey anon why don't you get a sexual girlfriend? I really wouldn't mind at all. I have Chad but I'm just worried. Don't you want to have sex?
>anyway time for bed. Don't cuddle me please I get really hot when I sleep, you know that. That's why I sleep naked!
>>26584114
Lol omg that's really good. Mechanical girlfriends might be our salvation
All 3D girls are just sexual girlfriends to me to be honest senpai
I have 2D girls for emotional gfs
>>26584237
2D gfs are just as good to be emotional around
Because they don't fucking exist
>>26583599
>find gf way, way, wayy out of your league
>surprised when she finds out she can do better
>>26584257
anon they exist in the 2d world
Does this happen in the real world? I've never met anyone in an open relationship so I'm wondering if I'm just sheltered or if it's not that common.
>>26584364
But they don't exist IRL and don't really do anything except be a thing to be entertained and to fap with
Hey, real girls you might be able to fuck and do things with, but at least waifus can never hurt you. Because they're not real.
>>26584374
Only the bigger city and more "progressive" areas actually come out and call it an open relationship. Everywhere else the girl just cheats on the guy behind his back and lies about it.
>>26583599
>>26583693
This. I know a guy getting cucked like this. It's amazing, he's so miserable
>>26584415
no anon you don't understand, they exist, they just exist in the 2d world, like how we exist in the 3d world but that doesn't mean we also don't exist in a 4d world, so the 2d world is just as real as the 3d one
>>26584374
it happens. its not common but it does happen. maybe not in the exact terms sexual boyfriend/emotional boyfriend.
>>26583599
I'll take "things no one says" for 400, Alex.
