What's your excuse for having a dick under 7"?
Keep in mind, jelqing has been proven 100% effective.
>>26583101
Danny D has a huge dick and still, she's shoving half her arm between his legs. Of course his dick will reach her hand if you measure like that.
Also Criss Stroke's dick looks almost exactly like mine, except I'm not circumcised and maybe a bit thicker.
>>26583101
but i do! 7.5 inch here. too bad im a 23 year old virgin and will likely never get to use it
>>26584436
>will likely never get to use it
What is rape?
>>26584397
looked that shit up on the internet
>10''
In what world does Criss Strokes have a 10'' dick? That's 7, max. 8''. Everything else is angles.
Fuck this cheating porn industry man. No wonder people on here think 6'' is the average.
>>26583101
>try "jelqing"
>dick never gets hard again
th-thanks...
>>26583101
>jelqing has been proven 100% effective.
Heard just a many horror stories online about it as I have success stories. No thanks senpai, I'm perfectly content with my working 6.5" dick.
Face it, robots. The game just isn't open to sub-7-inchers. Women's vaginas are evolving. You've gotta see these things to believe them, it's a whole 'nother world out there now. Did you know that women are growing two vaginas, for double penetration? It's true. And these vaginas are BIGGER and better. They extend out into their guts. You just simply cannot please them with a tiny little man dick. It's time that we evolved our equipment too. I see a bright future filled with foot-long cocks everywhere the eye can see. There are new cock attachables, like a vibrating membrane that stimulates the clit and even a second cock head growing beside the first one. This is what lays before us. It's adapt or die, my friends. Your cocks are obsolete. They wouldn't even fit in a modern day vagina. Try to catch up or you'll get left behind.
>>26583101
how to increase girth? I'm 7.25x5.5 I want to be 7.25x6
>>26584728
>how to increase girth
J E L Q
>>26584766
IT GETS BIGGER
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
IT'S POSTED
WHERE IS THE LIMIT? IS THERE A LIMIT?
>>26583101
> implying kegels aren't objectively better and somewhat less likely to break your dick
> implying proper diet, cardiovascular exercise, an active lifestyle and a balanced sleep cycle isn't better than that
Honestly i'm pretty blown that ill never have a prehensile dolphin dick
>tfw 6x4.7
KILL ME
>>26584881
>implying jelqing hasn't secured me a solid 7x6 dick
>implying kegels aren't a natural part of the jelqing regimen
>implying after a few years jelqing doesn't stimulate the natural growth hormones for your dick increasing it's size by AT LEAST one centimeter every 1.5 years
Gotta step it up, senpai
>>26584954
Tell me your routine and where you learned, I'm really skeptical of jelqing as I previously mentioned
These threads are made by people who want to jelq but are scared, but shill for it hoping people agree with them and confirm their hopes.
>>26584989
Many threads on 4chan are made due to that pattern of thought
>>26584954
that's a pretty shitty photoshop job there anon
t. graphic design major
>>26584954
Oh yes from activating the numescent penile gland hidden in the shaft that you feel every time you start masturbatj n c.f.. it's the secret PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES don't want you to kno about!
>>26584954
I REMEMBER YOUR PENIS
this is mine
>>26583101
its what I was born with n8
>>26585041
Pharmaceutical companies HATE him
>>26584397
>>26584540
Ok, same guy, this shit won't let me sleep tonight, I swear.
Who is the chick in Criss Strokes' pic? Either she has huge forearms for a gril or this is all a lie.
My forearm is barely 10'' (pic related) and I'm a 6' guy with very narrow shoulders and a 6'1'' wingspan.
No way in hell is his dick 10''
and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
because this thread made me obsess so much about the size of another guy's fick.
>>26585316
your arm is sexy
>>26585316
>man
>forearm barely 10"
Are you sure youre not just a lil bitch? I know girls that are 5'4 with 10" forearms
>>26585529
T-thanks I gues...
>>26585566
II only measured up to my wrist and left out a bit of my elbows, because in the pic, her elbow is clearly below the point where his glance meets the pelvis.
The girls you know must be freaks of nature with a 6' wingspan which would make them look like orang-utans.
>>26585566
Then those """" girls"""" have gorilla arms.
>>26584436
Former 7.5, 23 year old virgin here. I got an escort at 23.
>It's the year 2216
>the explosive surge in the sexual market two centuries ago forced DNA changes
>now every man is nearing 8 feet tall with a 13''inches penor
>female biology though didn't change
Such is the nature of the sexual market
>>26586067
What did the escort say about your dick?
>>26586310
es muy grande, which is spanish for it's very big
>>26585043
That is drier than the Atacama Desert.
I feel had for all of you.
I have a 5 inches and never had a problem, and you idiots freaking out about dicks.
Jelqing will fuck your dick up morons.
whos the girl with danny D
>>26583101
>What's your excuse for having a dick under 7"?
I don't have a dick under 7", it is 7", 7 1/4 if I'm ultra-hard.
>>26587328
Janice Griffith
>>26584816
Wait is that supposed to be a "look at my progress" pic or some shit?
>>26586282
>everyone is now a over two feet taller Jonah Falcon
wew
Think he said in some interview that he has never been able to insert more than 9(?) inches inside a woman.
>>26585113
for my sanity I hope this is photoshopped
>>26586282
Well, if we can get grills to start chowing down on pueraria murrifica, girls would end up with growing tits as well. Guys too, but that's a different story.
>>26587426
Jonah Falcon's gay, bruv
>>26587457
Pretty sure he is bisexual. Might be wrong.
>>26587457
>13.5x8 dick
>let's use it to fuck men
what a waste damn
>>26587475
Well, some faggots can take him up to his balls so there's that. Seen some videos where they shove an arm up to shoulder into some guy's ass.
>>26587501
asses can handle a lot more once they get used to the pain
I remember a video where a girl took mandingo deepstomach kek
http://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/
>most dicks are 6-8 inches
>be 6.3 inches
>feels good
>>26587457
He's bisexual. He said he switched to fucking men exclusively because women can't take all of him and he likes to go balls deep.
>>26587426
there's literally no evidence whatsoever that jonah falcon has a 13" penis
it's as credible as the mike matei meme
