>tfw no /r9k/ gf
This is the worst feel. All I want is to date a girl from this board and eventually get married and have children with her. Fate wouldn't allow it though. I'm destined to be alone.
Girls on this website are just ugly stacies with crazy fetishes, no job, no money, daddy issues and higher standards.
Would you name you child anon or give it tripcode?
Lel m8 you sure you want a fembot? They'd be just as socially retarded as you are.
Do you seriously want a fat, smelly, unhygienic, NEET girl?
>tfw actually met a girl on 4chan
>Solid 7/10
>Snapchatted, sexts
>Was insane
> cute girl i know 7/10
>swims like me
>likes me, replies to texts in matter of seconds
>wanted to ask her out today
>mate tells me she is lesbian minutes before
>no gf forever
>>26579870
fuck you.
i flew to a robot.
we took each other's virgins.
now he just ignores me and maybe uses me once in a while for an ego trip.
>>26579984
>Cute as hell girl in philosophy of religion class
>Seems intelligent enough
>Walk her to her car and talk socrates shit
>Stalk her facebook
>No boyfriend
>Husband
>have /r9k/ bf
>be like this >>26579895
>counting down the days of bliss until he dumps me for a prettier saner girl
>wanting a girl that browses any board on 4chan
don't do it, I'm warning you
>>26579870
the only girls here are stacys, why do you want to marry a slut?
>>26579895
Kind of sounds like the guys on this board too.
>>26580037
>in philosophy of religion class
>talk socrates shit
>>26580095
Yup, minus the high standards
to be honest with ya senpai, the girls on this site are either batshit insane and will use you and abuse you and steal your happiness or they'll go for the asshole chad-robots and get their hearts broken.
>>26580117
Sorry... paraphrasing.
>>26580140
I feel like wanting a sane woman is a high standard.
>>26579932
>fat
No. Most people on /r9k/ aren't fat, though. They're too lazy and too stuck on their computer to go get food.
>>26580140
I'm ugly but I do have high standards, I admit it. But frankly, I do not want to fuck a genetically inferior female. I had the chance but I backed off. No thank you. I'd rather die a virgin.
>mfw I probably will
>tfw qt r9k bf who i'm going to visit soon
i hope you find a nice one op
I met my gf on 4chan. Not on the cancer that is /r9k/ of course.
>>26579932
>fat guys don't want fat girls
>fat girls don't want fat guys
if they wanted each other things would be much easier
>>26579870
The actual "fembots" if there are any will just appear as any other poster, they won't out themselves as a girl for attention. Also they wouldn't share nudes or fuck you, remember they aren't stacy and have morals.
Girls on r9k are insane and power hungry. Like really really power hungry. They will just hurt you
>>26579932
Most anons aren't fat, they're too lazy to go get food. And aside from that, I'd love a smelly NEET girl to be a NEET with.
>>26580377
What the fuck? You posted almost the exact same thing as me. >>26580193
>>26580209
But compared to you nobody is genetically inferior desu
>>26580267
>Also they wouldn't share nudes or fuck you, remember they aren't stacy and have morals.
I've literally never met a fembot who wasn't willing to do that.
>>26580436
they weren't a fembot, just looking for attention. I know girls that go on 4chan who hate chads, tripfags and stacies.
I have an R9K gf. It's pretty fucking awesome. She hates women and minorities like me and is a virgin because she values that.
>>26580492
No, yeah, I know what you mean. I'm referring to the same girls you're talking about. They're sluts. Yes, they are sluts. They are sluts too. They are also sluts.
>tfw all my romantic relationship were with girls from /r9k/
maybe that's why I'm so messed up now.
>>26580565
Teach me your ways master. How did you do it?
>>26580581
you just have to accept literally anyone who comes along. L I T E R A L L Y anyone.
also, I take lots of stimulants and they make me really chatty and playful.
>>26580581
Sent PMs to girls in a fembots threads.
>>26580614
A N Y O N E?
She was an underaged landwhale autist wasn't she
>>26580581
The only difficult part is getting someone's contact info. Takes a lot of work browsing through shitty threads trying to find girls and getting them to post Skype. Once you're in a one-on-one conversation they're like any other slut.
>>26580655
>they're like any other slut
But I fail with any other slut. I'm an ugly social autist.
>>26580716
Well, here's some advice for you, then.
1. Be yourself (most important part)
2. Believe in yourself. (if you don't believe in yourself, why would anyone else?)
3. Go hard. (not going hard is boring)
>>26580655
> skype
> that botnet
> tfw doomed to have no qt femgf because refuse to use botnet
>tfw no /a/ gf to watch anime movies with
>>26581395
Kizu rip fucking when
>>26581124
> implying you wouldn't install it the second a grill offered her contact
>>26580739
Don't be yourself, at least not at first. Fake it till you make it (once you fake it long enough, THEN that fake you will be the real you).
>>26582380
Nope, always be yourself. If you don't know yourself, find yourself. Then be yourself. Don't "fake" anything. Being fake is the most disgusting and off-putting thing imaginable. Always be proud of who you are, and believe in yourself, no matter what you're like.
>>26582380
What can you fake if you're only hobbies are shitposting and watching porn? I don't even play games or watch movies anymore.
>>26582420
Then you fucking tell girls that your hobbies are shitposting and watching porn. You can be a loser and still be cool as fuck. Just don't be ashamed of yourself. In a girl's monkeybrain this will make her think that if you're confident despite being a loser, you must truly be something special. But that is not even why you're doing it. You're naturally confident because you're doing what you want and you don't care what plebeians think of it.
all glory to this whore
this brainless whore.
ELLIOT HAKBAR!
