>Be me, decide to lose virginity through hooker
>Look at rubmaps, find a local massage parlor
>Decide to hit it up the next day
>Go there during the morning so I'm the first customer
>Ring doorbell
>Mature Asian woman answers
>She leads me to a small room
>Makes me pay upfront & makes me take off my clothes
>massages me for half an hour then tells me to turnover
>Starts giving me a hand job but not getting turned on
>She puts my hand on her pussy, didn't work, boobs, didn't work either
>She relaxes for a bit & then restarted the hj
>Still nothing
>So I ask her if I can give her a massage
>She jumps on the table with legs spread open, tried to get myself turned on, but nothing
>After 5 minutes of laying there, she tells me shell give my money back & to leave
So I guess I've hit rock bottom
>she tells me shell give my money back & to leave
Kek.
You should have taken some viagra or something right before the massage
>>26579672
She looked insulted when I left, & I was on nofap for weeks
>>26579495
bruhbruh you were just nervous or maybe over-fapped. damn son, those massage parlor hj/fj's are nice..
Getting a semi-reluctant handjob from an old asian lady who just wants you to cum already so she can get you out of her massage parlor sounds kinda hot. I guess its less hot and very awkward in real life though
>>26579495
i wonder if she also thinks she's hit rock bottom
>tfw can't even whore anymore
How were her breasts?
holy shit this board is comedy gold
>>26579808
They were nice small & firm
>>26579736
>>26579709
W-Which one is it?
>>26579846
ha definitely nervous if you no-fapped...also probably a bit jaded from porn consumption over the years. also it's scary especially the first time and i only did it a few times. the first time though at first my dick wouldn't go up because it was like, omfg i'm actually about to get jacked off by someone i just met 15 minutes ago...really though she started working it w/ both hands and then her feet when i asked and i came buckets...try again (she gave you the money back what the fug how nice of her)
