So eggman is a fraud. His podcast was a lie and he doesn't work two jobs, he's a neet who sleeps 12 hours a day. Knowing what we know now how should we treat the eggman?
where's the proof of this though
I've heard lots of stories about him but the one from the most people and the most credible stories is that "the year without normies" was when he quit his job to be NEET, apparently he met some girl and he quickly blew through all of his money taking her on vacations across the country, and then really recently she dumped him and left him in debt so he had to get two jobs washing dishes at a restaurant and going back to his gas station.
Source? I don't keep up on the drama
Eggy you better stop lurking and start posting. You got some explaining to do
>>26579330
He sleeps 12 hrs a day but someone always looks like he's tired & about to commit mass murder
>>26579582
Eggman is such a cuck.
>>26579582
There's no way that ugly fuck had a girlfriend
Nice job fag but I snapchat people at work all day long.
Also pic related for podcast, it's going to be out tomorrow and we're doing a show with Kirtaner this Saturday
>>26579702
he has actually had sex with like ~6 different women
>>26579747
Eggman. Why are you so ugly? Is it true your ugly ass had a girlfriend? Was she a hooker?
>>26579751
I don't believe it, there's no way, they must of been blind hookers
>>26579747
Hey eggman, just wanted to say I don't hate you. Not all of us are idiots.
I also enjoy your videos
>>26579330
IGNORE HIM
HE'S A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE
IGNORING HIM IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL WORK
>>26579330
This guy stopped being relevant months ago. Stop trying so hard
>>26579747
Where can I find the podcast, eggy? And what's your snapchat name? I want to show you something I found
This is your hero, robots.
I've tried to reach out to this fucker multiple times. If the NEET thing is true and he isn't really a wagecucks then I'll be very disappointed.
>>26579747
Kirt. Lol. Is 240chan still going? Is he a tranny again?
>>26579747
Eggman, why do you like traps?
>>26579886
My snapchat is thenewformula and the channel will be revealed with the release of the episodes we've got done.
>>26579973
I've liked and subscribed to your stuff senpai. I'll have off work tomorrow and hit your skype then probably.
>>26579991
You'll have to tune in for all the answers
>>26580134
Eggman why are you such a tool and when do you die?
Best regards Anon
>>26580134
Get back to work you ugly wagecuck.
I don't care about you and I'm tired of you memeing up the place.
>>26580134
Why am I so unhappy with my life?
It's not bad by any standards- I should be grateful but I squander every moment of my existence while being fully aware of what I'm doing.
This post was going to be asking you if you do big cums but then I remembered how much I hate myself.
>>26580199
Because its hip to be square, and in the future.
>>26580200
I'm slacking because I already quit this job anyway, and I need to save my energy for work tonight
>>26580134
DO YOU HAVE A GF
O
YOU
HAVE
A
GF
F
why is this kid so ugly? how is this possible?
i've literally never seen anybody uglier in my life
>>26580291
Are you at all ashamed for starting these shitty threads to promote yourself?
I still wanna know about his supposed girlfriend.
If this guy is getting some I swear I will kill myself.
>>26580366
Prepare the rope, phaem.
>>26580326
>dodging the question
>>26580336
To this day, I have only ever started 1 thread about myself, maybe 2.
I do scan the board regularly for posts about me though, which I am not ashamed of.
>>26580326
>>26580366
>>26580425
Go to 8ch / eggman for answers to that
>>26580425
He did finally answer the question on his board on 8ch. He's been fucking a girl for months.
>>26580466
>>26580469
8ch is shit im good thanks
>>26580466
How could you, eggman? I looked up to you. You're a false idol. I hate you. Leave this board forever and never come back.
>>26579853
>Not all of us are idiots.
>I also enjoy your videos
You're walking contradiction.
>>26580466
Well, spill it. How did you meet her?
>>26580466
Eggman, I just wanna thank you for giving me inspiration to get back to the grindstone with my college classes, I've been slacking. Seeing you wagecuck for days on end gives me strength. I can't wait to listen to the podcast. I think i'm gonna make it
>>26580366
>>26580466
>>26580566
>>26580666
ARE YOU SEEING ALL OF THESE REPEATING DIGITS
KEK IS BLESSING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US TO THE HIGHEST ORDER
EGG LIFE 2016
WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING MAKE IT
WE WILL ALL SUCCEED
PRAISE KEK
>>26580722
Nigger just tell us more about the fat ugly bitch who's using you as a doormat
I have Mills on Snapchat and he definitely works since I see him Snapchatting from there all the time.
>>26580778
I suppose it was a femanon from here or some other board, who needed a celebrity bf so she can feel better about herself.
>>26580778
>>26580818
I heard she's 18 and NEET and she lives with him
robots don't have gfs, fuck off
>>26580818
>Eggman
>Celebrity
>>26580722
Holy fucking shit. I got satan trips too. PRAISE KEK
Now answer me eggy. How did you meet? The repeating digits compel you!
>>26580466
fuck cripplechan
>>26580818
>>26580834
She's the one he is working so hard, she got him into debts because the fucker is roleplaying his blackpill only on youtube, irl he is cuckold normalfag who had sex.
>>26579330FEMBOTS WE NEED YOU, PRETEND DO DATE EGGY AND EXPOSE HIM
Egg is r9ks literal dj khaled. God bless your soul fampai
F R A U D
R
A
U
D
>>26582790
>I hate to lie to you
>you are my family
Proceeds to lie for months.
>>26582909
POSITIVE THINKING
>>26582790
>>26582909
>>26583037
Man I don't know what's worse:
>Eggy lying to everyone about how him/robots being "genetically inferior" is what prevents him/robots from ever getting gfs
>Eggy feels the need to beat around the bush about having a gf because if he does have a gf he'll lose his fanbase's respect somehow
>The thought of Eggy's gf being a scumbag human who either takes advantage of his "e-celeb" status or is otherwise just a typical bitch who relies on eggman working 2 jobs instead of helping him out
>The fact that if someone as ugly/stupid/blackpilled as Eggman can get a gf, there is literally no excuse for other robots who bitch and moan about >tfwnogf
>>26579330
you should treat him like a person, maybe he made some mistakes but it seems like we really should just leave him alone and try not to be too hurtful to someone we really don't know personally
>>26579330
Would you rather look like Eggman or maskless Vader?
>>26579330
Yeah nice no source pal.
>>26579702
Its confirmed eggman isn't a virgin. He skyped a few people here back when he was getting popular and had his girlfriend on video chat with him.
>>26579747
Fuck off, normie attention-whoring faggot.
>>26582790
White people can't be robots.
noblox
>>26584400
got pics? how ugly was she?
he's a tripfagging attention whore normie like the rest of them, don't be fooled by his hideous appearance
Alright so to clear everything up:
>have been working 2 jobs
>do have podcast
>do have gf
I think that covers it.
And nothing will stop me from chasing further success, no matter who hates me or wants me to fail.
Kek stands beside me and empowers me as a meme wizard.
>>26584974
MEASURE FOREHEAD
>>26584974
>Kek stands beside me and empowers me as a meme wizard.
>>26584974
You rock eggman!
>>26584974
This ain't the eggman.
He's got no master plan.
>>26584974
How long have you had your gf?
How did you meet?
What does she look like?
Does she provide any income?
How much have you spent on her?
lol these little faggots are triggered because egg is getting in.
>>26579702
egg is 6 feet tall. hes ugly but hes tall and also the pics he posts on here, he purposely makes himself look horrible. hes bad but he doesnt look like the OP pic all the time. hes also confirmed for not being a virgin, said he did a fatty.
>>26585306
>purposely tries to look as ugly as possible
>lies about having gf
Hope you die eggman.
the 'robots' are jealous of a 3/10. I've seen it all.
>>26585340
i dont know if he has a gf but he certainly is hamming up the ugliness and pretending to relate to kissless virgins like myself
that being said, i was never a follower of a guy, i just admired how genetically fucked up he looks and he seemed generally nice for a tripfag
>>26585378
egg is 6 feet tall, hes like an 8. tallfags should just die desu
>>26585520
>robots envy tall people even if they are ugly
Uh, as someone that was passing by this is just sad.
>>26585485
>i dont know if he has a gf
Uh >>26584974
He's also never been a virgin as long as he has tripped lel
>>26585520
>hes like an 8.
c'mon fampai. let's try and stay in reality here.
>>26585536
Who "just passes by" into an eggman thread?
You eggy shills are so transparent, go back to your cuck's lair on 8gag.
>>26585568
why u try and neg the egg?
>>26585568
Are you stupid? Don't you know what is a front page of /r9k/?
>>26585549
yeah as much as i post in these threads, i usually dont care enough to actually read em. but yeah, guess hes a confirmed fraud then.
>>26585536
im less ugly than eggman but since im a 5'9 lanklet i literally have no redeeming qualities
>>26585595
They're so miserable they're actually jealous of this genetic clusterfuck.
>>26585595
>he doesn't use the catalog
No wonder your opinions are shit.
>>26585595
>>26585588
shoo shill shoo
eggy are you a mouth breather?
your jaw looks undeveloped
>>26585814
Egg was an alcohol fetal syndrome baby. Have some goddamn compassion.
