Shit normies say
"anon you don't talk much" "anon why are you walking with your head down"
Fuck you all that's why
>>26579186
>"Why do you walk with your head down?"
I'm utilizing an improvised algorithm that will carry me to my destination in the fastest time with the shortest distance. According to my calculations, I'm ahead of schedule. You have three seconds of my time. Go.
Are you really that bad at putting on your human face? You just have to act confident, and seem like you're one of the normies if you don't want to hear stuff like that. It's not all that hard, but at the end of the day you'll just put a shotgun to your head anyway so I guess it doesn't make that much difference. Still, it's bad enough to be a freak without being treated like one.
>>26579928
>shotgun to your head
Nah I plan to go the natural way with drug abuse
>>26579186
They want you to be happy, not sad. Seeing a sad person is a Debbie downer. That's why they ask.
>>26579269
things robots would never even dare to think irl
>>26580090
They want you to be normal, not weird. Seeing a weird person creeps them out. That's why they ask.
>be hella tired at work and holding in a shit for hours
>standing in front of hot grills
>female co-worker walks by, "aw cheer up, get happy"
i just went.. be happy, bitch what. and then my manager looked over, "fuckin anon, someone's tired and all of a sudden they're sad"
people who just assume your disposition without asking are fucking retarded as fuck and insecure and gay.
>how many girlfriends do you have now?
>normie stares
>i look back
>always win
The sooner or later you do this your self esteem shoots up, you are who you are fuck em
>What are you doing this weekend
>What did you do last weekend
>>26579186
>"Wake up, anon!"
I hear this one from every girl I talk to for more than 5 minutes. I think it's their way to tell me that I'm too quiet. But I don't talk to many girls so the sample size is too small to draw any conclusions.
Don't bother caring. I bet these are the same people that would get bored the minute you sperg out on a topic your interested in
>Why don't you smile more?
also phrased (using those overstatements normies love)
>Why don't you ever smile?
>>26580547
>>26580477
meant to reply to you oops
>anon why don't you have a job?
>anon why don't you ever go outside?
>anon you should at least apply for work
>don't you have pride in yourself anon?
>why don't you have daily showers anon?
>why don't you maintain your appearance anon?
>oh look who just came out of his cave!
Just about anything is enough to make me reeee nowadays.
>Hating normies for wanting to socialize with you
>>26580688
Anon why are you a fat smelly jobless shut-in loser?
>>26580872
>calling someone a loser on /r9k/
>tfw they dont ever talk to me
>tfw unapproachable and they dont consider me to be salvageable
>>26580899
I mean if daily showers are just too much for you....you might be a loser.
>>26579186
>Hey anon, you should smile more
>Come sit with us!
Fuck you, I don't want your pity
>>26580970
Anon, have you considered not being yourself?
>>26580947
literally the normiest thing I've ever heard.
>>26580872
I have no motivation to improve. There is literally no reason to shower more than twice a week, and changing my sweatpants/t-shirt combo once a week is enough since I don't go outside.
>>26581028
>There is literally no reason to shower more than twice a week, and changing my sweatpants/t-shirt combo once a week is enough since I don't go outside.
R9k ladies and gentleman!
>>26581055
>literally
>no
>reason
s.mh
>>26581055
Yep, that's exactly what I wrote. Great reading comprehension! Almost at a 6th grade level!
>over the course of a decade I have realized the importance of getting along with the people I work with
>no matter how depressed or tired I am, I always smile at them and at least say "good morning" or "hello"
>robot at work
>he never makes eye contact, never smiles, has said maybe 10 words to me since I started working with him
I'm trying to be understanding since I have been in the same position before, but holy shit it is so insulting to put forward the effort to be polite and not have it returned
why do the manchildren of r9k find showering to be such a tremendous hassle? It takes like 5 minutes.
>>26581092
It's how it feels on your skin. It's not necessarily the act of taking a shower. It's just the hypersensitivity due to the drastic temperature differences. I personally like being clean, but I always have to hurl myself into the shower like an animal.
>>26581092
But you forget, that could be used for tendie time!!
>>26581092
No it takes 20 minutes. 20 minutes that could otherwise be spent on the internet. Its a waste of time.
>>26581119Y
You know you can control the temperature of the water right?
s.mh
>>26581055
Maybe you should just leave you fucking norman
I hope this is bait.
>>26581138
No, it literally does not take 20 mins tard boy. And let's keep it real; you're whole life is a waste of time.
>>26580261
No, they want you to be happy, but only because they want to be in a happy environment. It's like wanting to help the homeless person near your house get his own house but just so you don't have to see him. But instead of helping him you just go
>Hey man why don't you try getting a house?
>Just fake one till you make one!
>>26581169
c'mon anon, try and get it together.
>>26580547
>start talking to someone
>the topic has come to something you're passionate about
>you can see the other person physically trying to end the conversation
>"yup, uh huh, yup, uh huh, yup"
>you can feel their attention span dwindling away like 100$ bills blowing away in the wind
>they literally walk away while you're still talking
>>26581183
Just fucking leave you normie.
Just get the fuck out.
>>26579186
Just be yourself anon!
Not like that. Thats wierd.
>>26581154
>implying I take lukewarm showers
The fuck, nigger? Clean yourself properly, pleb.
>in a group with normies
>"Anon why are you so quiet"
Make it stop
>>26581270
Anon, I know your a special half-retarded snowflake, but you can set the water temperature to whatever you want.
>>26581092
You have to take your clothes off then wear some new ones. Huge hassle.
>>26581305
You act like a normal human being Anon. Why is that so difficult?
>>26581385
nigga you too lazy to live.
>See, you're laughing, you're not depressed
>be semi-normie
>have close group of robot friends
>they realize i'm normie
>they kick me out of group
>mfw
guys how do i become robot again
>>26581410
I'm too lazy to kill myself too. If I wasn't a coward, I'd have done it by now. I just spend my time on the computer because, unfortunately, I can't sleep through the entire day.
>where's your smile anon?
What the fuck? I'm at work. Why the fuck would I be smiling? And why am I always the one who gets called out? Nobody else in this shitpile is fucking smiling
>>26581368
I take intensely hot showers then take it to a cold setting. That's what I was talking about by the temperature differential. You can keep calling me a retard, but at least I clean myself thoroughly and daily.
>>26580939
what a pepe you got there friend
nice pic name
>>26580090
>Debbie downer
REEEEEEEEE
>>26579186
>Anon you wouldn't ever hurt yourself, would you?
>Anon promise me you won't hurt yourself.
>Why don't you talk to me anymore
>What went wrong
Thanks mom
>>26581505
So it's only scalding hot or freezing cold water for you Anon?
Retarded, even considering you're on r9k.
>>26581590
So what? I don't understand why you're ragging on me. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>>26581440
wash your ass you funky ass nigga.
>>26581737
So basically a weirdo who got cucked by Johnson & Johnson?
Al you need is soap and water and toothpaste and deodorant.
>>26581806
You walked right into that. Checkmate.
>>26580309
>people who just assume your disposition without asking are fucking retarded as fuck
I know, right? Nothing ruins a good mood like someone getting all angry and then telling ME to calm down.
>"Why are you angry?"
I'm not angry, I'm focusing on accounting right now. Fuck off to your desk and go back to gossiping. I am busy.
>>26581806
Norman please leave. There's no use trying to change me. There is an idea of a robot, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
>>26581864
nigga, log off for a minute and go wash your ass.
>>26581942
>still not getting the references
>being this fucking retarded
wew
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>What have you been doing lately?
I couldn't tell you anything I've done in years
>>26581932
At least someone gets it. Holy shit.
>>26581956
yr ap reference want that clever anon. now go was your greasy face.
>>26581579
Too close to home.
>Promise me you won't kill yourself anon
S-sure
>>26581446
Because your smile is too cute.
>>26582027
>projecting
You got baited now you're trying to save face. Kill yourself, nigger. Better yet, finish that KFC then self-terminate.
>>26582074
Fuck are you going on about anon-chan senpai desu
>>26579186
>I have a gf cause I deserve one
>nobody deserves a gf/you're not entitled to a gf
>>26579186
Walking with your head lowered communicates low self-esteem/sadness. By making you conscious of your body language, normies are actually helping you eradicate bad habits.
The more you know.
>you don't talk much
Depending on tone and context, this could mean everything from "you're a weirdo" to "Anon, are you ok?" Approach with finesse.
>>26581426
Please quickly and quietly leave and kill yourself normie
>>26579186
autism vs normie thread?
>"hey anon, will you come to my birthday party?"
>"why are you sitting there all alone? come with us!"
>"what are you staring at anon? what is there?"
>*rambling* "anon stop staring at the floor and please look at me while I'm speaking!" *incoherent rambling while I look at their nose tip*
literally all I want is to be left alone but normies keep trying to socialize me. fucking torturers.
