How would your parents feel if they found out about your internet habits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
Pretty surprised probably
I'm a weirdo to the highest degree
I seriously think my mom doesn't know that I look at porn. If I ever joke about going to "adult" sites she gets upset and tells me I'm not allowed to do that.
So she'd probably flip pretty hard.
>>26576089
Why can't the fucking Germans be normal for once.
>>26576089
>How would your parents feel if they found out about your internet habits?
They'd probably be confused and disappointed. I've got my quirks, but I'm still reasonably attractive and social. Doubt they'd expect me to be posting >tfw no gf and other related things.
>>26576089
My dad kind of knows that I lookmat hentai but didn't tell my mom or anything. He dosent really care, but told me as long as it wasn't kids or anything that would get the cops to our house that it's just my business.
Masturbating into an animal is the absolute sin?
They're both sad and pathetic. She yells at him and is on the verge of tears over his ways, and yet she says things like "and you musn't be ashamed because it's your life". No wonder he's fucked up. Imagine having parents telling you on the one hand everything is fine, never be ashamed, and on the other that this or that is the absolute sin. At least be consistent you shit parents.
>>26576353
You're misunderstanding when she says ""and you musn't be ashamed because it's your life" she's lamenting that he doesn't feel shame for his actions because he continues to do them.
>>26576124
Germans killed such people before the degeneracy has been forced upon them.
Whats the context of that video?
>>26576703
His mother planned a family trip to a water park and he wants to bring his fuckable tiger plush along
>you crafted on it
What?
>>26576089
''My son is very depressed right now"
i blame the refugees
>>26576723
>His mother planned a family trip to a water park and he wants to bring his fuckable tiger plush along
Why?
>>26576966
furries are nuts
>>26576089
Here I thought MSI was crazy. These Acer advertisements are just fucking weird.
>>26576089
I love this video so much, seeing parents resorting to crying like children because their offspring challenged their ideals. Reminds me of when my mom found my underwear and i just told her i crossdress and stood my ground and her options were lose her son or get over it. She chose get over it
>tfw creating your own life that you enjoy despite others
Feels excellent
>"What did we do to you?"
It's not what they did. It's what they didn't do.
They could have stopped it.
>>26576089
There's something suspicious about that "Tropical Island".
>>26576138
This. To this day she is in strong denial of not just porn, but even masturbation. It doesn't help that I am generally submissive and a good son around her.
Once when I was younger I downloaded a porn virus that wrecked the family Dell. I came clean to her because of the guilt, and got a "I'm disappointed, but it's okay, just don't do it again" talk.
It actually started a very serious childhood depression that lasted an entire summer vacation and several more months because I was so confused and didn't have anybody to talk to about it.
Everybody in the house was really awkward and just kind of ignored it. I barely knew my older brother who was states away, my brother in-law thought it was funny to mock me and scare me about how he would know if I was looking at porn online and would tell my parents, and none of my friends talked about sex at that age.
A mix of confusion, urges, an online connection with a strong fear of being caught, bringing shame upon the family, and having nobody to talk was too much for a socially awkward kid to go through.
Does he have an actual fuckable plush, or is it just a plush he started fucking?
>>26577571
It's an actual fuckable plush
They wouldn't be surprised. They know I'm an antisocial maniac.
>>26576089
I would probably arrive home and find the locks have been changed
>>26577577
Available at your local Wal-Mart?
>>26577072
>their offspring challenged their ideals.
That video goes well beyond that. All his mother wants is for him not to take his sex toy out in public. She even tries to reason with him and offers to let him have it in the car, but for some reason he's bent on letting everyone know that he fucks plush animals on the regular.
>>26576089
Thanks for liberating us
>I TRIED SO HARD
>AND GOT SO FAR
>BUT IN THE END
>IT DOESNT EVEN MATTERfor the robot
>>26577674
She does indeed not want him to take it out in public, and that's understandable in a society that shuns talking about sex for anything but procreation (no not just amerifat, the world).
However it is blatantly obvious that she is torn up by the fact that her son could ever imagine anything in a sexual nature besides a fully developed woman who is his wife in the missionary position. That's what makes it wonderful, she just cannot handle it.
That guy has risen to the ascendancy of a true wizard apprentice and understands that he just doesn't give a fuck, because nothing he's doing is wrong.
And just to play devil's advocate, him taking it in public shouldn't be an issue but based on the above it is, because society just can't take it yet
>tfw horsefucker.
>tfw might have to tell my parents about it to go to a con. to explain my absense
What am i doing with my life
>>26578287
tell them you're going to a video game convention
ezpz
>>26578367
they might ask me about it afterwards, ill need to bullshit some things to say.
and my brother will probably know that there is no video game convention going on.
I'll try that excuse though.
>>26578453
Good luck anon, may the pone be with you
>>26576410
uuuummmm... did ya see op's video?
>>26576089
Probably be proud I visit /pol/
Probably find hentai to be vile
>>26576089
They sent me to the doctor and I got diagnosed with Aspergers.
I can play video games and browse the internet all day without restraint now while they excuse all my actions.
