I just made a billion dollars on the stock market, specifically in pharmaceuticals. No one knows who I am.
What should I do with the money? Charity? Fund the Robot Uprising?
buy a wu tang album
give me a quick 20 million
>>26575896
Reinvest I have some ideas if you have $50,k or more for a high risk investment
Fund some popular anime. Spice & Wolf 3, Haruhi 3, other stuff that hasn't finished and don't seem to ever be.
Oh oh oh! Please fund a proper adaptation of Please Save My Earth!
Chihayafuru 3 is also something I'd like to see.
>>26575896
Use it to make women miserable.
>>26575950
I, however, will only ask for 2 mill
>>26575896
I recommend you wake up from this delusional dream state
Spend your peanuts in starting a war, thats where the big money is.
>>26575896
You should give me 1 millions so I can get my shit together.
Then you should become a vigilante superhero.
>>26575919
I'm not Martin Shekels, but I will hire a hitman to take care of him
>>26575959
I'm not indulging your weeaboo fuckery
>>26575963
How?
>>26576006
Robot uprising is more fun.
Have another Friedrich painting.
>>26575896
Hear me out on this, I'm being serious: start a charity called Virginite sans Frontieres. You can figure out the rest.
>A billion
Fund my powered exoskeleton, it's something I want to build but I don't really have the funds to throw together something nice. After I get the first prototype hammered together I'll iron out the flaws and send you a refined exoskeleton.
>he thinks no one here knows how stock markets work
Literally LMAOing at your life from my manhattan hedge fund office right now fampai
Fund neet village
>>26575896
Give me 100k so I can square my debts and buy this house and finally live the secure life I always wanted.
If you truly have made a billion dollars on the stock market, which indicates not believe you have, then prove it by giving me $200. If you have made a billion then a measly $200 should mean nothing to you.
>>26576042
Have you considered finding a nice big house on the side of a mountain isolated from everything with a beautiful view and just spending every day admiring the world's beauty?
>>26575896
I'm a very pretty grill, take care of me financially and I will cook, clean, and s your d. <3
>>26576119
Half the guys here will do that, too. And they're better at sucking dick than girls.
>>26576039
I like the vigilante part
>>26576066
kek
>>26576079
paypal?
>>26576093
>LMAOing
having fun in 2003?
>>26576100
maybe
>>26576101
aww poor bastard paypal?
>>26575896
I don't think you know how the stock market works in any way whatsoever. Nice try though.
>>26576133
But you can't do the vigilante part without throwing me a cool million first. Bit harsh but that's how down payments work.
>>26576115
Kill yourself kiddo
772654898good luck
Rebuild twin towers and wtc7
Try to melt steelbeams with 2 airplanes
Send me a few thousand.
If you made a billon you presumably started out with an already huge amount of money. It's incredibly difficult to make even a 20% profit in a years time. How much money are you claiming to have started out with? Not that I'm liable to beleive you anyway.
20 dollars so I can order a nice sub and a nice drink to go with it for a nice evening
Assemble an army of inbred retards who rape entire continents and capture 9 year old sex slaves for you. Criticizing this lifestyle is a racist hate crime in Germany, so it cant be too bad.
>>26576133
Did you put money in pharmaceuticals because of the positive impact funding medicine-creating companies has on the world? Or just because it's a cash cow industry right now?
>>26576115
OP is bullshitting to the highest degree. The stock market isn't the fucking lottery. You don't just "make" a billion or even a million from it. It takes a looooong time to accumulate a good amount of money from it.
Buy 4chan
>>26576117
done
>>26576119
im sure youre a very pretty trap
>>26576200
im a rich fundie, 1 mil.
>>26576215
You think I care about human lives?
Post some kind of proof. Then give me 120k because I have student debts and I want to buy a small house.
>>26576222
>>26576200
>>26576146
>>26576115
>>26575985
does it matter if OP is lying or not? This is a good thread.
i'd give it all to charity, anonymously, except a couple million so that I wouldnt have to work again.
give everyone ITT 1k each
give me a hundred bucks so I can afford some new parts for my guitar since I'm a broke college student
>>26576133
Please give me atleast 1 mil. My dad just lost his job and I can't find a job either.
he's depressed and I think soon he's gonna an hero
>>26576260
Make SEX ROBOTS REAL and free the beta orbiters frrom their friendzone
That much money grants you total freedom.
Go get addicted to crack for a couple of months. Then buy a round of rich man's rehab.
>>26576282
This thread is shit. This RP bullshit belongs in /x/ not here.
>>26576293
Something like that I'm thinking.
Drop me 100,000 on Paypal so that I can finish up this music project and become one of the most famous musicians in the country I reside.
officialcompulsive @ gmail.com
Sorry for the lack of sob story, I don't do that on 4chan.
>>26576327
This
>I started with 1 mil
Jfc if you want to make a RP thread at least make it believable. This is ruining my immersion.
>>26576293
Only 32 posters. Go for 10k each, instead.
>>26576315
damn this some real nigga shit advice
go be free anon
>>26576315
>crack
I'm pretty obviously not poor.
>>26576282
Yeah you're going to need to unpack that for me.
Are you Christian, OP?
Can you make a treatment for bowel related diseases?
Give me enough money to fund putting a few hundred normies in the dirt.
Give everyone who posts a rare pepe 1k, for the lulz/ making news
>>26576260
> 1 million
Ahahaha oh wow. If you're going to lie make it at least slightly beleiveable. It's astronomically difficult to multiply your investment by 1000. Doesn't matter what you start with. Also like how you start with a million and make a billion. Nice round numbers, very realistic.
>>26576260
>1 mil
>makes a bil
If you're going to lie about something you have no fucking clue about then at least do some research beforehand you fucking tard.
>>26575896
First of all
send me money to prove us you can deliver.
[email protected]
P-please
>>26575896
Robot Ranch
Buy a nice piece of land
outfit it with Wind Turbines and/or Solar Panels
Start a farm for food
Invite KV who have given up on life (like me) so that we can live out our days in peace
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gimme me some in bitcoins pls.
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I like how op left as soon as someone called him out.
Posting for free money.
If you did get a billion you can live comfortably off the interest for the rest of your life. Give these anons money, but don't go less than 500mil in your personal funds
>>26576508
yeah imma fuck off and fund some riots idk
>>26576536
fund me tho fund me tho fund me tho
>>26576508
>>26576494
>>26576487
I can't tell if people like these are playing along with this RP shit or if they're legitimately retarded.
>>26576555
It's worth a shot isn't it?
>>26576536
Please man just need 1-2mil
[email protected]
Buy every cricket you can, release them into new York city
>>26576591
This.
Send me some cash, OP. 100k and I'll buy a cheap apartment and get my shit together.
paypal me. [email protected]
>>26576591
>worth a shot
>actually believing there's even a minute chance that someone can make ONE BILLION DOLLARS on the stock market from a measily 1 mil
Nah son you're retarded.
>>26576600
Oh and it's PayPal man
>>26575896
Tracking your IP and robbing you now
>>26576711
if you can, what kind of computer do I have?
shouldn't be too hard to figure out
faggot
OP pls dew it
>>26576827
Lol stay mad crime stat cuck :^)
>OP still hasn't given out any money
>he's going to waste it on lavish parties and fancy houses instead of putting it to good use by funding robots
>>26576042
>How?
Get a vasectomy
If you're really gonna fund the robot uprising please get me a 1911 and AR-15. I will love you forever (in hell).
>>26575896
Give me like ten bucks
give me 500 million dollars for free
do it u fucking pussy
Op give us an email or something so we can request on paypal
buy land, set up some living areas
invite a load of robots, and maybe some prostitutes, and we can all be happy
if you can trust the robots not to let the whores manipulate them, maybe have them reside in a separate area
Someone sent me a request through PayPal.
I'm not op, kid.
