I've decided that life is no longer worth living so I'm gonna kill myself but I want it to look like an accident so that I at least have some bit of respect after I die and that I'm not a victim of edgy kid's retarded memes. Also as quick and painless as possible.
bump, i want to know as well
>>26575355
well, it's hard to make it look like an accident, either get hit by a car, or slip and bash your head really hard on the cement.
Or drown during a shower.
Crash your car or jump off a building?
>>26575355
>I want it to look like an accident so that I at least have some bit of respect after I die and that I'm not a victim of edgy kid's retarded memes.
Too late.
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I want to kill myself too but I don't care about it looking like an accident. I just want to die. Anyone know the best way to do this? I don't have a gun and I don't have access to drugs that I could OD on.
Go parachuting and sabotage the parachute. Because there is a slight latency between your body sensing something and your body processing it so you don't actually feel hitting the ground if you die on impact
Overdosing would be your best bet. Not on sleeping pills but on something like heroin or other opaites
bump i want to know
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>>26575355
Alright guys you want to know a really good way to do it and is cheap, legal, and can be a bit comfy?
Poppy seed tea. Just buy a whole bunch from the store and online, all you do to make the tea is just fill up a jar halfway with seads and the other halfway with water and let it sit. Let it sit for about 20 minutes and just drink a whole bunch. It'll taste like shit, but they're opaites
go to high hill, make it look like you slipped off the edge
>>26577132
Yeah this OP, you are going to love it!
drug OD
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>>26577115
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ligature_strangulation
If you really want to kill yourself, you'd already be dead
Boil some battery acid in a glasspot and dump some formic acid on top.It creates a large amount of deadly Carbon monoxide. Done
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>>26575355
Old age is the best.
>>26577115
Run into a police station wearing a turban and shout Allah Akbar, that'll get you killed
Make some crystals and leave the instructions open on your computer. Everyone will think you're a retard
>>26575355
Go into the wilderness anon. Die somewhere beautiful. Maybe up north.
>painless
What's the fucking point? You're going to die anyway
