>bedroom is just a few metres from a park
>woman walks by
>start jacking off
>keep jacking off even if they start to look
fuck yes
but i can't be arrested for this right, i mean I'm inside my own house
I think they can be arrested if they are watching you masturbating through your window
Maybe if your standing with your dick right against the window, but maybe if you block your face and turn to the side at worst you'll get a knock on the door and asked to stop.
>>26573424
haha nice
I'm just gonna keep on jacking off to girls walking by in the park then, they'll never even be able to calculate where I live
>>26573440
nah I'm not like eye to eye level, my bedroom is up the stairs, it's elevated
here i drew this for clarity
If you can be seen naked from public grounds, that is exhibitionism and illegal.
>>26573501
> 2nd or first floor
>I don't know what you call it
What?
>>26573704
because you've got the floor you walk in when you come into the house and then you go up the stairs which is the first or second floor but I don't know which one that is
I haven't been on an elevator in a while
>>26573737
Whatever. happy fapping, bro
>>26573501
You sound just as much of a degenerate as your actions seem to imply
>>26573501
>I'm just gonna keep on jacking off to girls walking by in the park then
lel, mom and dad would be proud
>>26573389
>Not a gif or webm
Why waste my time? I'm a busy man.
>>26573389
If you live in Amsterdam then you could actually do that in the park. Public intercourse and masturbation is legal.
>>26574994
Not true. Also, Amsterdam is not a country
>>26574941
>>26574199
ITT normalfags
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>>26573501
You can not see dick at 30 meters
>>26573737
1st floor in civilized countries, ground floor is 0.
2nd floor in dumbass countries like murrica.
OP, this is totally legal. It is your private property. These 'women' may have a 'right' to not watch you batter the little officer but that 'right' doesn't beat your God-given duty to pleasure yourself at any opportunity in your fortress of creepo.
I recommend wearing a mask while you stare them down. Or at least a hat.
Good luck and happy fappy
>>26573704
In Europe the first floor is called the "ground floor" and then the next story starts at 1.
It's legal to masturbate publically in Sweden as long as it's not directed at a specific person. So wear those mirror spy sunglasses and stand with your back to a hot girl
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2424416/Swedish-court-rules-IS-legal-masturbate-public-directed-specific.html
>>26576675
Sweden aint all bad then
>>26575025
Not all of Amsterdam but the Amsterdam Vondelspark. Also, I never said Amsterdam was a country.
>>26573389
They can nail you for indecent exposure if your windows are open.
>>26573646
What if OP sat in a position where one couldn't see his dick?
