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Hey robots. As my good morning to everyone, I will post pictures of my wife.

I'm an under 5 foot tall manlet house husband to a woman who is a foot taller then me in heels. Because I'm stuck at home while real men like you are out working, I'm going to show you some pictures I took of her for you to enjoy.

Please let me know if there are any in particular you enjoy.
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I have to take pictures of her to get off too because I'm literally too small for sex with her. She barely feels me.
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>>26573316
LOL MANLET BTFO
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She always has guys trying to talk to her or checking her out in front of me. It's like they don't even notice I'm there.
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I remeber you from last time
You are that cuck
When will you dump that bitch when you know one time shes going to dump you
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She spends more time with her chad co-workers after work then with me at home. I'm stuck alone bored most of the day.
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>>26573345

I'm married. It's not that easy. But before I start on my morning chores, I figured I would dump her pictures.
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>I'm an under 5 foot tall manlet house husband

Wew. THAT'S rough shit. 90% of the "robots" on this board don't have anything on you, a married man.

>ubermanlet posting creepshots of his wife on /r9k/

I'm sure this relationship is going to workout well.
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>>26573316
>brown short hair
>>26573335
>blond long hair

Stop meme-ing around
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I'm too little to even hold her hand. Her goddamn co-workers teased me because I have to stand on my tiptoes to use the urinal. I don't even try going out with them anymore.
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>>26573347
How did you even come to marry her then?
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Pretty nice ass on her, lets see some tits. Don't give us any bullshit about not wanting to show her face.
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>>26573362
Well, at least I keep a clean house for her.
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No pictures of tits but this is the ass I'm not big enough to handle.
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>>26573384

Here is a front picture of her.
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Thats my fetish anon, do you think shes gonna cuck or has already cucked you? Does she get embarrassed going out with you in public?
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I remember you


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>Tfw I want to cuck op and fuck his wife
>tfw I could handle that ass with my 9 inch dick

Keep posting man
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>>26573302
>Hey robots. As my good morning to everyone, I will post pictures of my wife.
>I'm an under 5 foot tall manlet house husband to a woman who is a foot taller then me in heels. Because I'm stuck at home while real men like you are out working, I'm going to show you some pictures I took of her for you to enjoy.
>Please let me know if there are any in particular you enjoy.

LMAO

you can't make this shit up. manlets, when will they learn
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>>26573571
Holy shit. I'd fuck that ass up. Is this OP's wife?

OP, do you need a BBC to fill her in ways that you couldn't? I'm the man for this job.
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>>26573642
Yea, its his wife

I would love to pound that milf ass

HNNG!
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>>26573905
>>26573571
>>26573427
>>26573302

>has a wife this pretty
>posts on here and isn't enjoying life

This made me really sad for some reason. Really sad, I can't even explain.
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>>26573969
Because I'm a manlet who is stuck with too much free time since my wife is the breadwinner. I can't even have sex with her because I don't have enough mass to "pound her like a normal man".

She loves it doggy style or standing up from behind and I physically can't do any of that.
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>>26573642
NIGGERS OUT
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>>26573905

She's not a milf. We are both in our 20s.
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>>26574034
she certainly looks like one
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>>26574003
If you're trying to find a big manly alpha to cuck you I'm afraid you're in the wrong place lad
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>>26573609
After what her co-workers said about me the one time I tried to hang out with them for drinks, I know better then to think I'm anything more than a kid trying to be a man. Even my wife says I have the same body mass as a middle schooler but that's what makes me "adorable".
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>>26573302
>hide cuck threads
>don't reply to cuck posters
>cucks are mentally ill
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>>26574085
No, just sharing pictures for my fellow robots to enjoy. Kind of moping a bit about being bored at home alone while my wife is at work with a bunch of douchey chads.
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Are you sure she's not cheating on you?
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>>26574122

I couldn't give a firm answer. She says she loves me but admits sex isn't satisfying with me. She gives me that old "sex isn't everything" conversation but then also makes me eat her out while she watches stuff like Magic Mike. Also, if anyone knows how to resize images on an Android Turbo I could post a few more pics.
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I'm more interested in what you look like
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>>26574287

Me? Why? I'm nothing special. I'm 4'10, skinny, brown hair, brown eyes, almost no body hair... I'm pretty average looking honestly. I don't have pimples or no chin or anything that would be considered stereotypically "ugly" but I'm certainly not a Chad.
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>>26574261
Can't you just zoom and screenshot?
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>>26574261
>She gives me that old "sex isn't everything" conversation but then also makes me eat her out while she watches stuff like Magic Mike
1/10 bait
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>>26574379
I think I got it.
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>>26574376
post a pic of your torso anon
I'm curious
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Please stop dude. She doesn't even have ankles.
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>>26574430
Here is something from the front. Again, I'm not even chest level to her so when she wears a push up to display cleavage I can't even look down her shirt at it.
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>>26574509
>I'm not even chest level to her so when she wears a push up to display cleavage I can't even look down her shirt at it.
Jesus. You two are probably the most dysfunctional, at least physically, couple I have read about so far.
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>>26574449
flubby butt

would not steal from you
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She has terrible fashion
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>>26574509
fembot here. if she doesn't care about you I will. Post a nice picture of you anon;

>tfw I love manlets
>the only one I'm genuinely in love with has no fucking interest in me
>tfw I'll never take care of an insecure manlet and love him for who he is
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how long you've been with her?
and I am kinda the same way but I got fired and my wife works but submissive as shit the good thing though is I'm going to school soon and because she gained weight I know nobody will want her and I can't even look at her anymore unless I'm drunk. watching political tv all day and smoking weed is pretty cool lol
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>>26574586
Do you actually like manlets or do you just like insecure men?
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>>26574586
maybe you want a kid to care of but you are projecting on men
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>>26574757
I like both, if I can get one with those two characteristics then it's jackpot.

I like shy manlets who think that no girl will want to even kiss them, even though I'm right here ready to ride their dicks into the night.

I'm too shy myself to hit on them.
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>>26574800
I met a girl that sounds like that, she was shy and sweet with a soft voice and very pretty with my favorite style of hair/color. I fell in love with her despite never really talking to her just hang out in her circle of friends. I heard she liked me but i didnt do anything about it. i dont know her name and i moved away. I have actually made out with a qt once and had a few moments with girls even a sort of girlfriend but when someone brings up love i think of that shy girl. I'm never going to find another girl like that.
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>>26574934
sorry to hear that anon.

In my case I'm good friend with the manlet I love, we have fun together when we are finally able to break the weird silence.

I've sent him books for Valentine's Day, and a letter with obscure literature references. and another one saying how I wish he enjoys the books as much as I do.
I know he'll never get the hint, but it's almost like I wrote "I love you" for me.
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OP, is the relationship loving in any way? LIke, what does she love about you other than you cleaning? Does she wank you off at least?
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>>26575010
just get drunk and throw yourself at him thats what staceys do. If your good looking your awkwardness in the attempt will only be a turn on. If your not good looking go for it anyways because he is a manlet so might be thirsty.
Your letter that you wrote to him probably felt like a big deal to you but to me it sounded like something a girl would say to a guy shes trying to keep in the friend zone.
>I wish he enjoys the books as much as I do.
thats like something a guy would say to another guy.
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this is LITERALLY my fetish

maybe with a little more love involved

but y'know
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>>26575010
just ask him out
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>>26575010
ask him out

you're bigger than him, that gives you the right to take control of the relationship
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>tfw will never have a giantess wife
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How much do you weigh OP? I was on that other thread and you looked like a healthy weight.
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>>26575099
this is how the letter went basically

"I have a hard time lending you books last time he visited I lent him two books and made him know that was a hard thing to do for me because I'm very attached to them , but I have no problem buying you some. Now that I know that you're interested in the Middle Age, I'm more than thrilled to help you discover it further.
If I'm making a mistake, please tell me to stop, it'd be nice." then I enthustiastically introduce him to the authors and finally say "I hope those beautiful things will be useful, but I wish first that you find them pleasing"

the other letter is an extract from Roland Barthes' Lover's Discourse.

I already tried approaching him when drunk, it was awkward.
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>>26575241
also I'm not bad looking. all of my male friends told me to go for it since I was cute.
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>>26575241
goddamn this is so cute and awkward I love it.


Get him drunk femanon otherwise you are gonna keep getting blue ovaries, I can almost guarantee as a fellow manlet he must think you are a good friend but has no chance with.

act quick before you get thought of like the little sister he never had.
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is this a fucking joke

Are we Self aware
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>>26575241
>you will never be an insecure manlet with a tall qt bookworm girl lusting after your dick
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>>26575291
Thanks. I think it's cuter in my mother tongue though.

when we're together we're always drunk, but he's always way too drunk, he can't handle alcohol (that's something that makes my heart melt it's awful).

The only thing is I think he has some kind of gf. When he's arond he's always texting that girl and he liked all of her profile pics on faggotbook.

I like to think that she's his wingman and wants us together, but I know that's BS.

It's also frustrating because she's an ugly sandnigger and I'm asian.
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>>26574261
im so fucking tired of literal cuckolds using r9k as a way to satisfy their fetish.
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>ywn have your tall tomboy friend decide to make out with you because you've had little luck with girls as a manlet

>ywn have her later enjoy it so much she tries to do it again and tries to get you drunk or high so its easier and you are more suggestible

>she will never wrap her arms around you and squeeze you tight as you both drift off to sleep, your heart still pounding with nerves and boner still showing.

worst pain
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>>26575361
act quick then, what would you do if he asked you for advice dating a girl and it was that sandnigger ?

"you're such a good friend femanon without your help me and sandnigger would of never dated"

being a lightweight sucks for drinks 2 drinks and you're out of it, quite embarrassing
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>>26574509
She looks like a pile of badly molded clay
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>>26573969
>>26574003

It is very sad

I'm half-rooting for OP because I love manlets. One of my best friends is 5ft and has a really cute asian girlfriend the same height. I hate women who complain about men being shallow but are still catty to guys THE SAME HEIGHT AS THEM AND TALLER

The irony is that I met my bf online and did not even think to ask his height. He is like 6ft 3 and I'm 5ft... This does indeed make some things physically difficult. I need a stepladder to kiss him, some positions are out of the question and I hate having to choose one half of his body to concentrate on because I can't reach both. I love this man to hell and back but I find it so funny that I've ended up with a giant.
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>>26575389
I'm planning on getting drunk this weekend and send him a text.

I always send him texts when drunk, but weird shit, and we laugh the next day about it, but deep down I know I was too much of a wuss to tell him how I feel.
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>>26575010
Why i never meet someone like you
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>>26575430
DO IT

seriously c'mon be brave or even suggest a casual movie night

You can do it.

>I want a manlet to be happy for once
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>>26575430
Do it. I was afraid of being branded a slut or scaring the shy guy I love away, but I got us high and jumped him one day and haven't regretted it since. There's been enough buildup for you both to know that this isn't just a shallow thing.

And I love your nerdy sweet nothings, though I hate Barthes purely because I had to read so much above other writers...

Wishing you both luck x
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>>26575452
maybe we met but I was too shy to actually engage a normal conversation.

I was alone with the manlet for three hours before a friend came at my flat, I was cooking and since I'm an aspiring medievalist I have a bunch of books about the Middle Age. He was looking at them and I started showing him the techniques used in a specific manuscript.
We sat very close, like our legs touching. I could have kissed him, even thought of it, but instead I went on a great lecture about expressivity in gothic sculpture.
All the way I was thinking "why are you so fucking stupid femanon"
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>>26575430
>getting drunk this weekend and send him a text
something tells me you'd just lose his respect. Don't get drunk and text people

Just call him out sober. No one likes a drunk.
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>the one cumdumpster in this thread swooping in to garner as much attention as possible

Please stop conversing with her. This thread is about op and his wife. Not every thread has to be about the whores that come on this website.
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>your friends with a punk girl and whenever you drink she makes you keep up with her

I'm also a manlet, have I uncovered a mystery
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I WANT A TALL GF

HRRNNGGGGGGHHH

>TFW 5'10" AND EVERY WOMAN TALLER THAN ME LOOKS LIKE A MAN
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>>26573905
How old is she? So does he enjoys being cucked?
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>>26575506

have you read Barthes in French or English? I know a brit who told me he hated Barthes. I looked it up in English and the translations are simply disgusting. Barthes' writing reside in being the master of French language ffs.

It's like reading Celine in English and think you figured out the book and his style.
Translation is sometimes a work of frustration.
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>>26575561
Move to a country with taller people.
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>>26575679
but then all the men will be taller than me
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>>26575679
tfw nordic
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>>26574261
She is already cheating
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>>26575535
OP is hardly responding anyway
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>>26575695
Montenegro
>>26575688
Find an immigrant from a taller country.
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>>26575526
Nah we always get shitfaced together it's alright
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>>26575616
Not her, but I have Mythologies and Camera Lucida on my external harddrive. I've read a few pages of Camera Lucida and it's OK so far.
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>>26575787
Mythologies is brilliant. Enjoy anon
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>>26575552
probably. how does she act when you're with her?
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>>26575707
I'm still here but you guys are saying she's butt and that femanon was having a conversation with you all. I didn't want to butt in and presume you wanted to see more of my wife or have me annoy you all.

>>26575820
She likes to cuddle me and is very possessive. She seems to think I could be molested if I go out alone somewhere.
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>>26575894
post a pic of you anon
you're probably cute enough if she's into you
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>>26575939
It"s not about being cute enough. It's the fact that she literally told me I'm a couple of inches too short for her to feel me:; she complains that if she tried to go hard on me I would call out. Never mind the fact that I don't have the body mass to really pound her from behind how she really likes.
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>>26575894

Fucking stupid attention whore bitches hijacking OP's thread.

Ignore them OP. Post more pics of your wife.
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>>26574800

>tfw 5'3 turbomanlet
>got told i look nice when i posted my face

Where do i find people like you?
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>>26576120
Start lifting and gain some mass
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>>26576120
her buttcheeks are probably in the way if you have a small penis.
Do you have sex with dildos?
>get one of those dildos that sticks on a wall
>she gets to have her gaping pussy filled
>she gives you a bj in the same time
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>>26576171
we're out there
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OP who do you think would win in a physical fight between you and her? Do you think she could take you?
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>>26576213
She doesn't let me go to the gym. She says buff little men are over compensating. She says I should "accept my adorable 13yr old sized body".

>>26576224
My penis is 4inches exactly. I haven't used a dildo. I wonder if she feels bad that she has never had an orgasm with me.

She admitted she never had an orgasm with me but that "women don't need to orgasm like men do".
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you are living my fetish
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>>26576265
She would kick my ass. She actually HAS kicked my ass before. Whenever we argue or I try to leave the house she wrestles me, chokes me in a head lock, says she's alpha dog and I'm beta pup, and that she could have any one of her co-workers that would "love to step on me" beat me up if I ever get out of line.
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>>26576267
>adorable 13yr old sized body

WTF is she a closeted pedo?

And yes, women do need orgasm like men do. Even when you eat her out you don't make her cum? Ask her for directions next time, so she can cum and crush you with her thighs.
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>>26576299
That is so fucking hot anon jesus you are so lucky
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>>26576288
>you will never rub your teeny peeny as you watch chad and tyrone ravage your wife who hates you
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>>26576329
no i don't want to get cucked
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At least you have a wife faggot
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>>26576299
Do you think your relationship constitutes as abusive at all, since she treats you like that?
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>>26573374
Thats a beg ass
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>>26576340
you should anon it's amazing
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>>26576347
It's not abusive if you get an erection.
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>>26576341
besides you can always divorce her and take her shit in alimony
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>>26576356
please no I already have low self-esteem and abandonment issues
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>>26574261
>then also makes me eat her out while she watches stuff like Magic Mike

You poor sad little bastard. You should dump that pig and get a woman your own size. I know they are out there. I see them at the elementary school every day.
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>>26576371
that only makes it better brah. you will cum harder than you thought was ever possible.
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Anon, you're in a very sticky situation here, it's like in a traditional relationship where the grill wants to feel equal, you need to state that you are an adult and can make your own decisions. Go to the gym, get a gun, go to the bar, whatever. She doesn't own you. Just make sure you have mutual respect and you should be fine.
Unless you're into femdom
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>>26576399
i really don't think so

i feel like i'm the type that would go full murder-suicide if i got cucked
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>>26576425
Good way to go desu
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>>26576347
Probably but I'm a boy and she's a woman so there's not much i could do.

>>26576377
It's embarrassing being confused for her little brother or cousin or something when we're out together. I have guys openly try to chat her up in front of me.

>>26576413
She makes the money so she makes all the decisions. That's what she told me.
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>even if i found a woman like this it wouldn't be the same because i'm not small
don't let anyone here tell you how to think OP

if you're okay with the dynamic, embrace it. if not, do something about it. it's not unhealthy if both of you like it.
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>>26576467
>OP is actually in an abusive relationship and tries to cope with it

Just get out of it
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>>26576467
So are there any moments where you actually feel loved? Waht does she do for you other than keep you alive? Mind you if I were in a situation like yours i wouldnt even care
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>>26576516
yes, sounds like she likes having a living chair to sit on and torture like little kids do with their toys

It's not your wife, it's your bully
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If you're uncomfortable with it, don't hesitate to seriously confront her and try to change things.

I'd personally love this arrangement because I'm mentally ill. But I assume you're not. Don't let yourself get bullied, there's plenty of women who will love you AND respect you.
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>>26576267
Haha tiny penis like pathetic asians. Are you an asian manlet?
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>>26576578
>robot making fun of another robot penis

what a beautiful sight
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>>26576570

She does bully me. I don't mind I guess. She told me, and I believe her, that I'm too small for any girl to find attractive. I'm cute but girls want to be pounded by hot guys. I should feel grateful that she uses me as a body pillow and lets me hump her leg to get off.

She has a point. I'm not even 5 feet tall. I'm not manlet, I'm a midget. Elementary school kids could beat me up. Hell I still have to wear white tighties.
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>>26576806
Who is she to tell you you're not worthy of someone else?
she's a bitch. Ditch her, and find a loving qt that will heal the scars that whore cut through your poor heart.
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It's actually OP's wife that is mentally ill, not OP.
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Op I get this treatment from my female friends for free. Face sitting, putting their feet in my face, laying down on top of me and the answer to this shit is simple. When they start doing this shit start fingering them. Their asshole and their pussy till they start to get wet from the playing and then bam sex.
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>>26576945
she's a crazy psycho
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>>26576806
does she have sex with coworkers? You should let her
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how old are you guys? how did you meet?
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>>26576806
Where do you live

I want your wife to bully my cock
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OP comeback
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OP and his wife are so obviously canadian it hurts
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>>26576171
go anywhere there's a door. if a girl tries to walk through but keeps banging up against both sides of the door frame, bingo.
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Why did she want to marry you, if anon?

It seems like she actually likes you, and you are just insecure about it.

I really don't like you sharing her pics on r9k.
Although you say you're not a cuck, habits and fetishes don't arrive 100% complete, they build up.

This is a long slippery road, and I don't want you to go down it. I have a problem with it, on the opposite side though.

I got into this shit because I thought I could get laid off Craigslist by being a 'bull' for a white couple. I didn't have a big enough dick at 6 inches, but now I get hardest to cuck porn. They don't even care about black people; the 'bulls' are just walking dildos, meant to service them.
Never had a gf, and probably never will.
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>>26577886
actually the buildings in OP's pic looks very british
>>26573302

also the wife kinda looks like a average english woman as well.
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What is a cuck thread doing in /r9k/ ??
What happened?
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>>26577970
>actually the buildings in OP's pic looks very british

In the pic of her by the car, she's holding the front left car door, but has no keys. This means it's more probable that she's getting in on the passenger side, which is the left in non-British countries.
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>>26575616
English. That is probably the precise issue. I studied French for 3 years, so perhaps I should brush up and try again.

Bookworm femanon, nail him already lol

OP, I am simultaneously worried about you and annoyed you're posting pics of your wife rather than getting away from her. If it was a grill posting pics of the guy who punched her up we'd be telling her she's a dumb slut. I get the feeling that when we go out with guys who aren't chads we're doing something wrong, but when we do it's because we're crazy/indiscriminate, which invalidates us being hot because who wants crazy. But you seem to like the crazy, so what do us crazy hot girls do? Stay away to spare you from our crazy but leave you foreveralone with blue balls? I don't know.
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>>26576399
cumming at all is impossible. i don't know why everyone pretends they do it. that shit's made up in the bible. it happened one time, to jesus, and it was a "miracle." now we're supposed to wait for him to "cum" a second time, and meanwhile all these christfags are pretending their "penises [become] rigid and whenceforth expel human seed in a triumphant joyful climax" (peter 2:11). you're not jesus. save the fairy tales for sunday school. sex is boring and pointless. the fact that women have a cavity and men have a protrusion that kind of fits into it is an unnecessary mutation, a coincidence.
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>>26578077
give me some of what you're huffing
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>>26578040
>>26577970
i was close. they're in seattle. that's as close as you get to canadian. this style of cuck canadian anyway.
>>26573905
http://www.exofficio.com/retail/stores
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>>26573302
I wanna rape that shit
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>ywn have a giantess gf to femdom you.
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>>26576806
>she uses me as a body pillow and lets me hump her leg to get off.

damn that sounds hot

post her soles already
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Why the fuck did you ever marry her? Why did she ever marry you?
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>>26574586
Not op, but I'm 5'9 pls respond

N Y C
Y
C
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OP you better get the fuck back here or I'll come over and fuck your wife and make you feel like i'm fucking your mum!
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>>26578487
Here you go. I wonder if anyone thinks they could handle her ass? I doubt it. She's probably too tall for most men which is why she is with manlet like me to begin with.
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>>26578964
get her to sleep with someone else even if it's just once
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I request more bare leg, preferably in skirts
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>>26575415
>I love manlets
>My bf is 6'3

EVERY
TIME
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>>26579047
Here you go fellow robot.

>>26579059
Her exes were all over 6 foot Chad jocks that she admitted were better hung and have sex with her better then me.
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>>26579189
>Her exes were all over 6 foot Chad jocks that she admitted were better hung and have sex with her better then me.
>I get off on humiliation!: the thread
snore
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you should let a black chad breed her and make a website and post videos of her black breeding
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this would be pretty great without the underlying cuck fantasy
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>>26579334
We've been together for several years. She only admitted this to me the past Valentines Day. I felt like shit over the fact that I'm a horrible lover.
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>>26578964
Easily. Id fucker her right in her asshole. Use her for anal only. Honestly it isn't even that big.
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>>26579492
It's pretty damn big to me.
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>>26575361
>Thanks. I think it's cuter in my mother tongue though.
What language is that?
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>>26580246
Ive fucked fatter asses. Honestly I would have to let her dom me for the fetish and have to pretend to be weak until I could fuck that cute little asshole.
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>>26575241
Don't give him hints, just be open with him, the way my life wouldve turned out if a girl just said outright that she liked me.
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I am a 5'8" manlet and I want a tall 6ft+ gf but I dont know how to approach or talk to them let alone girls in general.
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>>26575522
>>26575522

sauce for that image? img search did nothing, i need to know!
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post more of your wife
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>>26574586
stop giving robots false hope stupid roastie cunt
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>>26574261
>also makes me eat her out while she watches stuff like Magic Mike.
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>>26580700
this could be more common with other couples than you think
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this is the most pathetic but erotic thread I've seen
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>>26580753
Im in a 13 year relationship. That shit never happens. Ill start while she watches some shit like doctor who and very fast she forget about the tv and only pays attention to me.
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>>26580753
He's basically being cucked,
>she's watching a bunch of muscular men strip on TV
>He's performing the most beta sexual activity, eating pussy
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>>26575261
Post picture tbqh
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post more or I'll fuck your wife
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>>26581740
As long as I watch.
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>>26582242
any more? and of course
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>>26582242
wait, so are you an actual cuck? dang dude

were you a cuck before you met her, or are you a cuck out of necessity
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Does she make you do things to her feet?
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>>26582416
Not much aside from her stepping on me.
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>>26582388
I don't think she has cheated on me. At least not yet. But, if she did I would probably be a cuck out of necessity. I mean, she makes all the money. Also, both her and pretty much any guy can beat the shit out of me.
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She called me and said she's going out for drinks with her co-workers so you guys get some more pictures.
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She always wears heels when we go out. She says she feels like some sort of super model standing next to me.
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>>26583825
those are the longest calves i've ever seen, wtf
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>>26573381
she using him as a human resource unit
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>>26583947
She is a lot of leg.

>>26573381
She said I was the complete opposite of the guys she usually goes for. She says it's nice to come home to someone who doesn't mind keeping a clean house and not going to work.
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I wish I could just go out with her somewhere without being teased from some asshole trying to flirt with her. She winds up flirting with them a bit to disarm them because she is worried about them trying to be violent with me to "establish dominance".

I have no idea what the hell she means by this though.
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>>26584040
post a selfie of you anon
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>>26584066
Height comparison. Me with shoes with a large insert.
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>>26584088
how come you wind up on the chans r9k specially
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>>26584105
this guy's more of a robot than most people here
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>>26584127
he got himself a warm cumbucket, how???????
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OP you are a living god, you are truly based and I already masturbated to the thread once today, probably will again
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>>26584152
his wife won't let him leave the house alone and men try to hit on her when they're out in public together
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Any more nudes of her fat ass? I'm trying to cum here
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>>26584182
>>26584088

yea post her ass oh mmmmmmmmmm
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>>26584161
Honestly. This is my fetish, so hard.
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>>26584207
Yep mine too, its practically exactly down to my specific femdom fantasy to almost every single detail. I had no idea couples like this actually existed
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op how many inches is your penis?
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>>26575939
>post a pic of you anon


YES post your pic anon... let's see where you stand (pun intended)
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>>26584304

He answered already, said 4 inches

>>26576267
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Her body looks awful desu, thin legs and no ass, the only things that make me want to fuck her are the pale skin and qt hair
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>>26584483
She's pretty hot to a manlet like me. Again, I'm under 5 feet tall. She's probably better looking then what most of this board can pull.

>>26584425
I posted a height comparison up.

>>26584304
4 inches exactly.

>>26584161
What makes me based? I'm pretty much sexually incompatible with my much taller wife. I thought that would be looked down upon.
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>>26584182
>>26584195
>>26584207
>>26584259

What is your fetish? What is turning you on about these pictures? Earlier, people were saying she wasn't even attractive.
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Can you tell us what her face looks like? Is her face pretty?
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>>26584672
being a cute little submissive househusband pet to a much bigger woman

I'm 6'1" and wide-framed though, it's never gonna happen
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>>26584170
sounds like a dream to me
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I need more ass pics

HNNG!
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>>26584709
Shit dude, you could probably eat me.
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I HATE YOU OP. I'M 5'6" AND CANT GET A GF IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT

QUIT RUBBING IT IN


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26584839

More pictures omg dude you're living my life

>tfw no fat ass giantess to treat me like her kid and stroke my tiny dick

jdimsa
Why even live
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>>26584839
>that face
is she a tranny?
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>>26585074
No, just a bad picture from a few years ago when she was wearing no makeup.
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tfw 5'6 and 25 and wish for tall blonde haired gf

OP dude yer living the dream imho

shame about the whole not being able to fuck her tho dude
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>>26585126

More please op dont blue ball me, please man nudes and butts please
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>>26584839
>that face

Holy shit OP run
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>>26584839
So you are pushed around by shrek in drag?
>Buy a gun and murder-suicide. Reclaim your honor.
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>>26585256

Alright Alright, give me a couple of minutes because she just came home from the bar.
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>>26586332


Thank you OP you're literally living the fantasy I jerk off to
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>>26585256
Here's another ass shot of her.
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>>26586436
What she wears when she goes to work.
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I don't know what the image limit is to this thread is but I'm surprised it lasted since this morning.
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>>26586479

Any nudes? Any with cum on her? Underwear?
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>>26586526
How about this? This is the most I can do, I'm too little to do much sexually with her.
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>>26586574
damn dude just buy her a big dildo or something and let her suck you off
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>>26586574

Any more like that or similar?
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>>26586753
Not really unfortunately.
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this is a nice thread

I appreciate this
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>>26587917
Here you go then anon.
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