How do I ask the cashier for cigarettes without looking like I have autism? Do I point at the the type I want? What are some good brands?
>>26572738
It depends what your preference is. You just ask her. Point if she has trouble finding them. Don't be an autist and just point without saying anything though.
>>26572738
>walk up to register
>I'd like two packs of [insert whatever you smoke here] please
>that'll be $40,000 sir (you might be asked for ID if you still look like a teenager)
>pay, take cigs, walk out
>>26572738
just say "you got any Malboro Reds?"
she'll say "you 18 senpai?"
you say "of course, i been here before i just forgot my passport in the car and i'm in hurry"
she like "damn, k then 90cent that is"
>>26572738
Yellow merit are pretty good starters, very good flavour and light too.
Smoking thread ? What do you guys smoke ? Been smoking these for a couple of years, they're real good
>>26572778
some expensive cigs those are
Are you just starting or what?
Just ask her for a pack of whatever you want, dumb fag
There are so many cig threads I don't know what else to post about related to cigs.
I smoke Marlboro Red's. Never tried any other cigs before. First time I ever bought cigs, I just asked for Marlboro Red's because I didn't know any other brands. Now I still buy them. Still have no clue what other cig brands are offered.
So go up to the cashier, "Marlboro Red's, please", then pay and walk out. It's very easy, any autist could do it.
I fucking hate how they block the cigarettes in canada.
i wanna fuckin look at them and if i ask the cashier whats best they dont know fuck al about smoking
I WANNA SEE THE PACKAGING>
the only reason i smoke the brand i do is because my family member smoked the same.
How to not look autistic while getting cigs from a gas station by someone who is a wagecuck at a gas station:
Make sure you have an id even if you look 57, then you say
"Hello, I would like [insert brand of cig]"
"Okay, that will be 7$"
Pay then leave
who /Pall Mall Red/ here?
>>26572797
How do I pronounce that? Mal borrow red? Or muh l bowro reds?
>>26573131
Yo right here my nig nog.
>>26573497
Mahlbo row Reds
youd love it here since the only place selling tobacco is state owned tobacco shops
no rush to make a choice
youd need to be 18 to enter though, which i doubt you are
>they stock the cigs up in the rafters
>the clerk is like barely 5 foot tall woman
>>26573497
Make sure the accent is on the 'row' syllable
>>26573497
Marl-bu-ru, or just ask for 'Camels' if it's too much trouble
> Pack of camels please
Also, don't smoke
>>26573584
So a pack of camels red?
>>26572738
Just mosey on over and say "Oi mate, give us a pack of Winnie gold 25's. Cheers"
"Can I get a pack of Newport red kings?"
they might ask you for ID
Don't buy Marlboros I'm serious they're shit. Newport reds followed by L&M reds are my cigarettes of choice.
>>26573497
MARL-boar-oh
>>26573630
Ayyyy newport red 100s fag over here too. Ggood on ya bro.
>>26572998
u r my nigga
gas non-marl red smokers
>>26573131
GET GASSED SCUM
>>26573626
nah cunt rothman blues are all the rage in aus right now, $12 a pack at woolies cunt
>>26573632
Marl-Bur-UH
>>26572738
get a bag of bugler and start rolling your own. you'll save money and the tobacco is much much better than the kind that comes in regular cigarettes
Go up to the counter and say "can I get a pack of Newport hundreds'
>>26572738
>pall malls
>newports
>marlboro reds
Jesus christ anons have some taste.
Just ask for Camel Filters, OP.
>be you
>walk in
>look around the story until everyone leaves
>walk up to the cashier
>"YO MAFUGGA DIS A STICKUP"
>as you point your gat at the bitch
>"c-can i have a pack of FUCKIN CIGGIES BITCH?"
>she starts crying
>squirt her in the face
>it's a squirt gun
>"j-just a prank... heh eh"
>>"YOU FUCKIN LITTLE SHIT I SHOULD CALL THE POLICE"
>"no don't"
>leave
>walk home
>see a girl at bus stop, she's eyeing your crotch
>heh, another bitch can't get enough this di--
>she interrupts you midthught, "ayyo nigga why you piss yourself"
>NANI
>look down and see big wet spot
>"n-no, you don't understand nigger, i was playing with my squirt gun and it's leaking in my pocket right now"
>she giggles and steps close to you, smiling
>"FUCK YOU WHITE BOY"
>blat blat blat
>she squirt guns you with her own squirt gun
>you play with your squirt guns all night
>you fall in love and get married and live happily ever after
>>26572778
I always ask for two packs and the dumb fucking cunts behind the counter only bring up one pack a good 20% of the time. And they often get a fucking additude when I say "I said two"
I mean, how fucking uncommon is it to sell more than one pack of smokes? Isn't the whole point that they're addictive?
I quit smoking but this is pretty much how I bought American Spirit Menthol Lights
>I-want those
>N-no t-the green one
>No the light green one
>The other green one
>The lime green one
>Yeah
>Actually c-can I have 2 so I don't have to come in here as often?
>>26573614
I don't know whether camel reds exist. Just ask for "camels" or "camel blue"
It's gotta be Marlboro Smooth, Camel Menthol, or Nigports for me. Just walk in to a gas station where some Pakistani person is working, those Arabs never card for shit. I bought beer once from a store run by Arabs and the guy didn't even card me, yeah I'm twenty one but most of the time people card you if you look under 30
>>26573614
regular camels are just called "camel filters" OP.
Also camels really are the best of your basic convenience store brand choices.
Camel Turkish Golds and Camel Turkish Royals taste great but a lot of the time they only have Filters and Crush
I'm new to smoking, what're some good brands to try? Have only smoked Marlboro reds before. Australia btw, we don't have all the American brands
i only smoke when normies drag me out to places like clubs or whatever and i just sit in the smoking area outside for ages and smoke for 4 hours
i hope i dont end up smoking as a habit though
i usually smoke bensons silvers
>>26573786
>I said two.
Don't be rude anon, you can reinforce your request without being confrontational about their mistake "Can i get two?" or "Can i actually get two?"
>>26573734
>current year
>not smoking marlboro 83s
>not getting more of the same thing for the same price
>>26573131
You might as well say "who /USA Gold/ here"
>>26573131
they burn too fucking slow I hate them
pall malls for worst brand
>>26573497
>>26572738
Former gas station jockey here
You have no idea how many variations I've heard on this shit
People have been smoking the same cigarettes since they were 12 years old in 1960 and they can't even fucking pronounce them
>Marloboro
>Marbro
>Mallbo
>Mabo
OP you don't even have to say reds. We'll know what you mean
Also as an ex-smoker American Spirit blues, Newports, and Marlboro Southern Cut were my personal favorites. If you have Lucky Strikes where you're from you're a fucking dolt if you don't buy em up
Please have your ID ready OP
>>26574209
Yo nigga infinite jest is my jam fukkin smash dat like button xddddd
"Hey what are the cheaper cigarettes you have?" "ok cool I'd like one of those please"
I used to do this until I became familiar with the brands.
>>26574209
Am I the only here that pronounces it "marlboro"?
>>26572738
>inhaling the smokey Jew
>>26573753
Holy fuck only $12? I spend 28.50 on White ox fuck me dead
>>26572738
>Get in line for the register
>If you have to ask, say "Can i please get X amount of X brand cigarettes?"
>Cashier gives them, you pay and walk out
Literally the easiest thing in the world
>>26574703
Or is it?
comment reegional
>>26572738
Get some American Spirit
Got no additives, all natural tobacco
>/r9k/ - Cigarettes and Tobacco
>>26573946
Don't get into it. It's cheaper to be an alcoholic and you will probably be in better health.
>>26573946
blue pall mall
>>26572738
ASK FOR THE CHEAPEST BRAND
or just go with malboro reds
