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Ausbots, are you out there? Do you exist?
I exist.
Original comment.
I'm dead senpai sorry
Yeah
But it's my bedtime
Anyone escape from this shithole called Australia?
>Aus"""""""bots"""""""
Literally every thread we have on weekends, it's just people talking about how their friends are doing something without them that night and they feel lonely.
>>26573081
That's the entire board tbqh familia.
Yeah, I'm hitting wizard status this year.
Everyone in their 20's here is either a tattooed -up bogan faggot, or a left-wing tattooed-up hipster slut.
>>26572399
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greet..ing
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>>26573146
Where is 'here'? That sounds depressing af
>>26573071
Not yet. Fucking sick of corrupt politicans fucking us ,shit internet and stupidly high uni fees. Want to fuck off somewhere
>>26572399
of course we exist. This country, being Chad valhalla and our women not worth a fuck. Ausbot's are among the truest of the bots in the world.
>>26573146
Perth, Western Australia.
The asshole of the world. At least it's not Melbourne.
>>26573181
Meant to reply to >>26573157
One day I'll get something right.
Oh hey, a thread for us. Why did you make it at 10pm ESDT though, OP?
Anyway, I need help, guys. God knows why but being a NEET is really mediocre for some reason. Video games just don't interest me lately, I don't restart my second semester of my first uni year until fucking August and I'm just not sure what I'm doing anymore.
Should I try get a job or something to pass time and rack up some cash even if it's just fucking minimum wage? There's a Pizza Hut near my stepdad's work where one of my friends works at. Or at least she used to work there. I dunno, I mean it's been 16 months since we graduated.
Should I try apply there? I could use the cash to get a better computer for uni since I'm doing a graphic design course and my current laptop is the 2011 edition of the half-arsed laptops the government gave out to Year 9 students in NSW, you know those ones that can't run more than two programs at once without struggling to do so.
Not to mention that I'd have a better computer to play games on and might even manage to get discounted pizza.
>>26573171
you just want to masturbate to girls with an A cup you sick fuck
>>26573181
Just go to a game's workshop you sad fuck. Do you expect to find fellow ausbots just walking around being a sad cunt?
>>26573407
Not him but also from western australia and game workshop people are failed normies.
>>26573462
yeah, I couldn't imagine wanting to hang around some autistic reddit meme spouters and cards against humanity gaylords.
I'd gladly walk around like a sad cunt, mate.
>>26573181
>Perth, Western Australia.
>The asshole of the world.
No, that would be Adelaide.
>>26573537
Ok, Adelaide the asshole. Perth is the fissure.
>>26573205
Do it
>>26573290
I'd murder so many people to suck some A cup titties
>>26573537
At least there isn't any SOCAL wannabe cunts like in Sydney or Hipster wankers like in Melbourne. Apparently Canberra is quite nice though, and the climate of Hobart suits my scottish/british genetics.
>>26573181
I bailed from Perth to Sydney last year, best decision I ever made. I'll be coming back to Perth some time this year if you want to get out of the house and do something.
>>26573580
The Central Coast in NSW had a surprising number of pricks, too.
>>26573605
NSW in general just seems like cunt central, maybe it's just that accent where they all talk 50% too loud and sound nasal/draw out their vowels
>>26573537
>calls Adelaide shit
>doesn't know a thing about it
everytim
>>26573695
I live in Adelaide senpai, it's shit and there's no denying it.
>>26573661
I'm trying so hard to lose that fucking nasally tone but parts are still there. Fuck it's annoying because I sound like a yank at times.
>>26573707
eastern suburbs are god tier comfy
>>26573726
Only slightly better than the rest of the shit state.
>>26573146
>pretending that you chose to keep your virginity
kek
>>26573772
>implying he implied that.
>>26572399
who /tasmania/ here
I'm about to sleep so I'll just drop my email incase anyone wants to be friends.
arbitrarydegeneracy@gmail
>>26573718
You kinda need to mentally pick someone to impersonate, and just do them/adopt their sort of mannerisms and after a while you'll subconsciously do it naturally. I did that with my laugh while i was in HS, got shit for it so i changed it.
But yeah, you need to practice control until it becomes second nature.
>>26573922
How is it? I appreciate the isolation and climate aspects of it.
>>26573181
I'm in Cape Town, can we swap? I've got a better chance of making friends over there than here by now.
>>26573181
lol fuck off then. Melbourne loves Perth expats, they do well here.
Every other city is literal shit.
Sydney, you'll work endlessly and cant buy booze after 10pm
Brisbane may as well be Perth but with more assholes
Adelaide/Canberra are self explanatory
Hobart is actually really nice but just for a holiday.
>>26573605
Central coast rep cunt
>tfw GW is filled to the brim with actual normies
They're good blokes and they help me not neck myself but it feels so false of me
>>26573146
Fellow wizard apprentice reporting in.
We exist but we are such a minority in Australia it's unbelievable. EVERYONE is having sex and getting drunk.
>>26573726
What's so good about the east? Seems just like everywhere else but more hipstery and less malls.
Who /gong/ this place is both a shithole and a normie/bogan/chad/stacy hive.
>>26574683
I probably wont have a choice to be a Wizard im scared of sex.
26 y.o. perth virgin here. i hate young people
>>26574745
Rofl /gong/ reporting in
U know of a Lauren Procter?
SRD car club?
>>26574779
Why are you scared of sex?
>>26574860
Sorry cant say i do.
>>26574873
Just the whole act of it. I don't know why it does but physical things tend to scare me.
Bunbury here.
Its so boring here its practically the meth capital of WA
No coincidence what im doing on my 2 weeks off in this shit hole.
>>26574779
No one chooses to be a wizard, anon.
I've never sexed because I'm too autistic and weird for any girl to love.
>>26574961
lol. I'll sometimes go to the 24hr K-mart in Eaton for meth head gazing and then grab some midnight hungry jacks.
>>26575269
You think thats bad, don't ever head out carey park/Withers way. Rolling through there at night is how i imagine americans feel when rolling through detroit.
>Gym tomorrow
>Throughout today
>Did 3x50 push-ups, 1 minute breaks between sets
>2x10 20kg weighted sit-ups
>3x10 25kg weighted pull-ups
>2x10 55kg OHP
Who here cant rest on rest days? Leg work tomorrow and a bit of shoulders. Might be sore but WHAT EVER THE FUCK IT TAKES.
Getting fucking shredded, lads.
>>26575367
lol, there's an open house and a few chink brothels in withers I go to sometimes. right off woolworths.
>>26572399
fellow ausbot here
just woke up from a nap, currently drinking tea and downloading guchuumon wa usagi desu ka
>>26575403
"An" open house?
I had a dealer on davenport way in the apartment complex's, he was out, and his next door neighbour was out so he sent me to another deal a few houses down, he was also out, so he sent me to a house on the other side of the street, as im walking down to that house, this 12yo kid rides up to me and goes "you chasing?" im like "yeah man" and he points at a different house and then rides off.
Another time i got out my car and some shady looking fucker was riding on the sidewalk and asked if i was chasing. I literally got poached before i even shut the door of the car.
I've travelled all over WA and i've never come across a more dodgier area in my life.
>tfw centrelink sends me to a course where they treat me like a 5 year old to keep my dole
Just kill me allready
>>26575536
Better than doing work for the dole brah, at least this might give you a cert for something??
>>26573205
>unifag
nah fuck off normie, you don't belong here
>>26575489 nah, yeah it's definitely rough shot around those parts, regardless how much they try to rehab the area and gentrify it. Before it was renovated and got new owners, the Stallard apartments were like ground zero for gear in Bunbury.
But yeah, sort of sucks all the chink brothels are out that way. I have no fucking need to be out past hands oval for anything else outside a handy.
>>26573772
>>26574683
>tfw no girl could ever want me
>tfw too autistic to use an escort
wizardry here i come
>tfw brothels are illegal in my state
>>26573537
moving there Friday for uni. Better than regional SA
>>26575635
I actually looked at an apartment there before i got my house in east bunbury. It was surprisingly well kept and nice and quiet, didn't see too many dodgy people.... But as soon as you walked out the complex...man....i was like NOPE NOPE NOPE.
>>26575690
>>26575671
>>26575635
>>26575489
>>26575403
>>26575386
why do all aus threads get derailed by normies?
how the fuck are they normies
>>26575759
because aus is full of them
>>26575655
what about asian massages (a ka Jack Shacks) and shit? can they socialite in the classifieds/gum tree/craigslist in your state?
Bunbury for example is rife with mama-sans and establishments of the like.
>>26575690
remembered as a kid I used to trade saturn games with a kid that lived out of that place (we're talking '98 here) I got chased down on more than one occasion by abos.
Croc: legend of gabbos on saturn was not worth the all the stress.
anyone else in this thread a dead inside neet who spend their days playing vidya and watching chinese cartoons?
or are you all unifags/wagekeks?
>>26575759
I'd rather it be failed normies and roasties than whiny fucking unifags 2bqh wtichu mein familia.
>>26575836
Not surprising at all haha
man i havent heard of that game since i was little. fucking nostalgia
might have to get an emulator hahahaha
>>26575880
>>26575875
Why all the hate on unifags
>>26575908
probs dropped outta schoool from being bullied and cant get into uni
>>26575908
because they are all cancerous normies with a special snowflake mentality
>>26575875
Does aimlessly surfing the net, shitposting, popping antidepressants daily and contemplating suicide because I completely fucked up the majority of the important parts of school and growing up count? It's quarter to four in the morning and here I am ruining my sleep cycle.
I am a Blue Mountains Ausfag. It is shit, everything is shut by 5pm when I wake up except 7Eleven but I can't drive to get to it.
>>26576829
Why do you wake up at 5pm?
