Good morning, wagecuck. Just two more days until your next two days of freedom. Until then:
Another day, another dollar.
I like these threads. Post more comfy neet images.
>>26572345
Neetfrog, I want you to know that normally I'm immune to you, but this week I'm working the morning shift instead of the night shift and on Saturday my longtime friends are coming in from the city. Well done
>he gets so mad he abandons the threads where he gets assblasted and reposts again, crossing fingers so that perhaps this time is different, perhaps this time nobody will ridicule him for being a poorfag
guess what neetfag, found you again
you aren't safe anywhere, chads have overtaken this board. this is not your haven anymore.
I don't know why but the last one of these threads had me in tears.
I approve of the neetfrog/wagecuck battle of the wits
these threads help me keep track of time because they're posted at 6am every time
>>26572536
>wagecucks
>wits
>tfw I literally just sit in a building doing practically whatever the fuck I want at a desk with my own private internet connection and gaming laptop
And yet I still constantly sweat and feel cold from stress to a point where I thought I had cancer and developed an addiction to opiates while going through tests only to find out im normal
I JUST WANT TO FEEL FUCKING WARM HOLY FUCK NOTHING FEELS GOOD BUT SHOWERING OR BEING ON DRUGS OR IN BED WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>26572536
More like the neetcuck massacre, they get BTFO in the first few replies once they've samefagged enough for their threads to attract attention, as it's the norm around here.
Oh hey neetcuck, didn't see you there. Whats that? You ran out of autismbux already? That's a damn shame, maybe you could call mom and dad? Oh I forgot they passed away, guess you're on your own.
Well I'm just here at my office, doing no actual work, shit posting on 4chan and going to the bathroom every 25 minutes to fervently masturbate. At lunch time I'll drink a few beers in my car. You should consider getting a job neetcuck, 36 dollars hour is way better than your paltry 140 dollars a month. Plus I can't wait to go home and have sex with my girlfriend. Have a nice day neetcuck, I hope everything works out!
lright thats fucking it I am so sick of seeing these stupid threads every single fucking day.
Some of us actually have to work just to survive we cant just rely on mommy to make food for us and keep us warm and take care of us
You're honestly pathetic. You're a fucking joke.
Your life is going nowhere kid. You're a fucking parasite. At least I actually make a contribution to society I affect peoples lives on a day to day basis. I can go to sleep with a smile on my face knowing that I actually made a difference today
Can you say the same you little Neet scum? No, didnt fucking think so. You're done kid
Last thread was awesome a bunch of links were posted showing neets only getting 700 a month tops and most of it not even in cash. Also to get said money you have to be considered a disabled adult child.
>>26572638
>At least I actually make a contribution to society I affect peoples lives on a day to day basis
That's right, wagie, Stacy's birth control and sixth babby aren't going to pay for themselves
Back to work now, no more posting on company time! Chop chop!
>>26572664
$700 is bare minimum for NEETbux. When I got offered it the first time, it was like $1344 a month
>>26572669
>"B-but contribution to society means nothing! It's all a plan from the Jews! They're controlling you, the NEETcuck subculture told it to me because they had 0 literal arguments!
stay mad poorfag
>>26572704
>contribution to society
what are you contributing, exactly?
>>26572721
Donating to charity sometimes, being a model worker respected by his peers (incoming salary rise and promotion by the end of the month), role model father and actually and literally save people's lives as a job.
>owner/operator of small business
>super comfy easy work which pays sickeningly well for what it is in peoples' houses usually alone
>rarely have to interact with clients
>listen to podcasts/audiobooks/music all day
>mfw these threads
>used to be wagecuck
>get heart surgery
>suddenly $1600 a month for disability
>been at it 3 months
Yeah this is great. Never got to spend this much time on hobbies before, I'm painting Warhammer bullshit and hanging out at game stores nearly every day.
>>26572758
>role model father and actually and literally save people's lives as a job.
Get the fuck out you fucking normie. I'm not a neet but I at least admit that I hate fucking work and getting cucked by my boss. You're so normie you enjoy getting cucked.
>>26572704
My apologies, wagie, it's hard to hear you over the thrum of my bleeding-edge dual Titan X desktop and custom-built Bose sound system. What were you saying about money? Something about Jews?
I do hope you get some rest and clear your head a little during that one week of vacation you have marked out on the calendar this year!
If you don't mind, my responses might be a little slow: I would like to get my fifth album finished and recorded by this evening. Not in a hurry, but I do like to keep my fans pleased.
>>26572794
>get $45 an hour
>"cucked"
You sound like a mad cuck who should have made better life decisions if you hate your work. The only time I hate my job is when I have to tell a patient that I can do nothing and he / she has X months left.
Are college students/interns living at home exempt from the torture of chads for being NEETS?
>>26572758
none of that has anything to do with 'society.' inventing a vaccine or discovering nuclear power is "contributing to society."
if you think anything you do benefits society in any meaningful way, you must have a seriously inflated ego.
I'm on vacation
>>26572804
Care posting a sample, NEETcuck? Where can I hear all of your works?
Also I only work 4 days a week and have 2 months of vacation in a job that I enjoy and get enough money to actually build a Titan X desktop and a Bose sound system for each room in my house.
Also
>fans
Get a load of this mad delusional cuck producing something for free top kek
>>26572826
>Doctor
>posting on r9k
What the fuck is this, I thought people got out of this hell hole when they actually made something of their lives.
>>26572826
Money doesn't mean much when I have no time to enjoy anything I earn because work makes me too tired by the time I get home. I give half my time each day for something that I don't care about and doesn't enjoy, my boss literally owns my life, my own life is getting cucked.
>>26572850
I think you have a seriously wrong perception of what's contributing to society, but I'll play your game.
Everytime you do something to improve society, you're contributing to it. I contribute by both donating money to those who need it the most, and saving lives of other citizen. I contribute to society by directly taking care of society's health and well being.
The cherry of the cake is that that patient who I'm treating for lung cancer and is responding good to chemo might be the one to "invent a vaccine" or "discover nuclear power", which he clearly shouldn't be able to do if he was dead, thus BTFOing your argument twice in a post.
>>26572863
the wagerage is real. wagecuck gettin btfo like a bitch.
>>26572863
>wagecuck teels NEETcuck to lower his standards
Lmao, it's just what a normie would say.
>>26572869
>doctors aren't persons, just literal robots, androids who live in the hospital and have no life, emotions or hobbies.
I'm a real human bean anon, shitposting is for all kinds of people.
>>26572904
>>26572911
>get's BTFO'd
>"shit no arguments left"
>"i know this will do it"
>"RAGE LMAO"
stay mad poorfag, i too would be buttblasted if all i could afford to eat was instant noodles.
>>26572917
I wasn't saying you're not a human being anonbro, I'm a lawyer and therefore know all about being portrayed as a lowlife scumbag with no life outside of working and making people miserable at some point.
It's just a bit fucked that we are here. Do any of your colleagues/family/other peers know about your moonlit shit posting escapades?
>>26572902
cool fantasy. you're just another worker drone among billions. get over yourself
>>26572902
when this poor wagecuck puts it this way i guess hes right. NEETbux are not free and we should be thankful such lowly slaves "contribute" by basically paying me the $2,000 bux i get monthly. a NEET is truly a wagecucks master.
>>26572904
Still waiting for a link to one of your albums, which by the way, you did for free
>>26572902
Yeah, you also could be saving the lives of degenerates who will slowly destroy society. Don't delude yourself into thinking you're progressing us as a species.
>>26572950
A colleague, we usually shitpost together when we have the same shift, but he prefers /int/ and /tv/
>>26572965
it's on Tidal, please buy his shit man he is in $53m of debt and his Armenian gold-digger wife will divorce him if TLOP does redefine our generation.
>>26572963
>2000$
More like 200$ lmao. Enjoy your dinners at Subway while I go for a steak, "master"
>>26572975
Any good stories from the hospital? And by good, I mean things that will convince me I was right to pussy out of being a doctor.
>>26572638
Hi Anonsama, OP here.
After reading your post and thinking long and hard, I have decided to change my position.
I will go out and find employment immediately. Thank you for your kind advice, senpai, and sorry for doubting your wagecuck ways. I hope you can reach deep down in your heart and find forgiveness, anonsama.
Yours sincerely,
Anon
>>26572963
>$2000 a month
>trying to tell people you aren't poor
KEK
>>26573000
Nothing really that great, especially to convince a person who might not enjoy the job. The most revolting thing that has ever happened was when the security cameras caught a fellow doc boning a nurse, and it happened several times and the security guy did nothing because he was too busy jacking it off.
>>26572345
Thishelps wagecucks remember their schedule, wouldn't want to upset Mr. Shekelstein.
>>26573075
>blackmail on three members of staff
>revolting
Maybe it's the lawyer in me, but people fucking/jacking it at work and getting busted is what I live for in workplace politics.
>>26573029
>he would rather have money than time
a simpleton wagecuck such as yourself has no concept of the finer things in life.
and no, polishing shekelsteins knob at 5:30 am 6 days a week doesnt count as one of the finer things in life wagecuck.
>>26573089
How did you know my boss is a jew?
>>26573096
The doc and nurse were caught because another guy caught wind of it, then the staff checked the vids and found that it was the first time. The security guard didn't inform until another witness caught them, and some of the staff could confirm he was at his place, so I wonder what he could be doing...
>>26573109
The finer things in life all cost money you wannabe hippie faggot. Sightseeing doesn't count as one of the finer things in life, poorcuck. If you're smart and don't make retarded life decisions you can have both money and time, sorry you we're a failure, or as your kin calls themselves, "intelligent but lazy".
>>26573165
wasn't the first time*
>>26572638
if you're legit, don't bother. People around here recieve autismbux because they are actually autistic
>>26572804
>who said you could use the 10pt Arial font?
Alright, that got me.
>>26572531
Do you really see yourself as the guy on the right?
my school here would actually hook u up with another person if you didnt find a date yoruself. i got hooked up with some awkward girl. It was awkward. she left early. I got drunk then walked home and played counter strike source until i fell asleep. Could have been worse.
>all the nervous flustered wagecucks ITT
>>26573395
Not the same anon but yes
>24
>job
>own big house
>8/10 gf with huge sex drive
>ottermode
>shitty car but lmao who cares about cars
>>26573458
>lying on the internet
>saving a picture with a reddit filename
You're fooling nobody but yourself.
>>26572994
Subway? More like daily ramen
L M A O
M
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>>26573469
Don't pick on me justbecause you achieved nothing in your miserable life faggot
Its on a loan but who cares I'm living the dream while you dream about the life outside your moms basement
It's one unending cycle of smugness.
My favourite part of NEET is the fact that you don't have to rush everything, you can take on the world at your own pace.
>>26573507
he posted another reddit picture! look at him and laugh.
>>26573507
>it's not actually my money but who cares
I guess wagecucks really are like NEETs in someways.
>>26573507
Holy shit the Reddit sense is strong on this one
>>26573550
And? If you think you can buy a house without a loan you should leave the basement atleast once a week
>have to work and gonna miss my scripted mandrama this sunday
>65 replies
Wagies are ultra mad this morning.
>>26573780
Not as mad as your parents after they realize they raised a failure
Stop the war
Wagecuck can be a Neet whenever he want
Just don't have a fucking kid
>life is meaningless
>everything is just an experience
>both Neet and wage have pros and cons
Stay happy and do whatever you want
Just a reminder that if you're working for anyone, literally ANYONE BUT YOURSELF, YOU ARE BEING KEKED.
>>26572785
>hanging out at game stores
You're cancer. Leave the fucking store.
>>26572345
Thiswill keep them motivated.
>self-employed
>works 1 month a year
>NEET for rest
>will maybe do a project if I need spare cash
To all you sad wagecucks, you could've been living the NEET life without autismbux or mum if only you didn't get that useless degree in college.
>>26574323
You are my favourite poster
>>26572585
What job and how do I get it
Hello, NEET.
Another day.
>>26572585
Cause you're not doing anything productive dummy.
The human mind and body evolved from hundreds of thousands of years of working and moving. Hard intense physical work and mental puzzles.
Society is a relatively new thing, presenting us with the opportunity to be lazy.
It freaks the mind out.
Do something, you'll feel better.
Take up an extraneous hobby if working out doesn't appeal to you.
And not just once and not for a little bit. Do task after task after task. You'll feel exhaust but happy when you go to bed. At peace with yourself.
Fucking do it.
>>26573469
Hur dur dur, some one is doing better than me on the Internet, they must be lying.
>>26572531
SUCCESSFUL people have NOTHING to do here
by the way, we are talking about wagecucks not successful men you fucking retard
BTFO NORMIE
>>26573921
>B....bbbbut i must make my parents happy!
i got fired yesterday
wat do?
>>26572804
Where is the successful professional? Missing a pretty relevant class there.
>>26577463
become part of the masterrace and lay back
>>26576422
I make 150k a year. And I shitpost on 4chan from work.
>>26574426
Thispost of mine which is a reply to yours is a thank-you from me.
>>26572531
The wagecuck dream, becoming a successful man. Too bad only 1% of them achieve it, but hey keep dreaming the american dream while your boss gets an helicopter.
>>26572345
I'll never understand why people bother making these threads without putting in effort into making them funnier, you'd think with neets they would have more time to create something of interest.also no one here is actually a neet
