>tfw grandma says: Anon i bet girls are all over you at school!
>>26572126
>tfw*
* The following is an original comment.
>>26572126
Nothing hurts my feels more than when my grandma compliments me on something that obviously isn't there. She does it with so much kindness and compassion. Makes me want to die that the rest of the world just sees me as a genetic reject.
>>26573193
Twist: she's doing it to mess with ya! :^)
>>26572126
Jesus fuck my parents would always say this to me and it pisses me off
>>26572126
>I bet you get all the girls anon
>haha no actually gma I dropped out two years ago
>>26574139
It's not a twist, my friend. We all know our grandmothers are biologically wired to think the best of us, even if we are complete wastes of space.
>>26574184
is it cause you were always slaying that fucking poon ladddd
>yfw grandmas can be sarcastic and she was making fun of you
>>26572126
>you should become a model!
>tfw grandma says: Anon are you wearing women's underwear? Come here, pull those pants down mister I cannot believe this, I will not tolerate having a homosexual for a grandson. Oh my God you are, shame on you! Where did you get those?!
>>26572126
>tfw she only thinks this, because SHE HERSELF was mating with only chads
>she thinks you are Chad by definition
This is what makes womens choices retarded in the first place
>tfw grandma died before got a gf
> every family member in existence
> "wow anon you're so handsome! there a special lady? you have kids yet?"
they're just doing what they're expected to do, encourage you so their family can be successful
a family member telling you you're ugly as fuck and will never get laid will get rejected by the rest so you barely ever see it happening
>you must be getting all the girls like your brother here
>Actually only have one friend and that too a loser like me.
>Both get bullied regularly through 4 years of highschool
>Sometimes I think I should have gone columbine on their asses back in the days
>21th birthday
>21 already.., I married when I was 22!
>22th birthday
>22 already.., I was already married when I was your age!
>it doesn't matter with whom you end up anon, whether it's boy or a girl. Nothing if fine too.. haha..
>that disappointed look
T-thanks
>>26572126
It's fucking worst feel. I try to pretend that I have gf or friends and I wait in pub and drink alone and I tell her that I was late but I smell like smoke and alcohol so she, I hope, thinks that I was with friends.
>mostly female colleagues at work
>all 30-50
>"you'd make a great boyfriend, anon"
>only saying that because they know I'm a submissive little mouse
>mfw they're basically acknowledging that I'm a cuck
>Why are you still single, anon?
>Are you gay?
>>26575431
>21th
>22th
Anon...
21st 22nd 23rd
1st = firST
2nd = secoND
3rd = thiRD
4th = fourTH
5th = fifTH
etc.
English is pretty dumb, I know.
>mfw auntie said I look like a male model to my mum
jesus, why. I'm just lanky and awkward
>mfw my Grandfather always asks "Do you have a girlfriend yet?"
Really, though, I have told my mom that I don't want to visit anymore because he keeps asking.
>>26576986
>>mfw they're basically acknowledging that I'm a cuck
exactly, and they know it
they aren't meaning it as a compliment, it's a snide remark disguised as a compliment.
>>26577672
he's into you
>tfw Chad grandfather used to say: You're a big lad, Anon. Other lads don't start anything with you, right?
too bad he now has severe alzhiemers and barely knows what year it is. I can't even be a success for him. I wanted to get a qt gf to show off to him one day.
>Mother says: You'd be a good bet for a young woman, Anon!
She seems to have given up now though. The other day she told me how great a pet like a cat is "if you ever find yourself old and alone".
>>26577533
Thanks. That was stupid.
>>26577576
>lanky and awkward
Exactly, haven't you seen how creepy a lot of male models look?
My mom thought I was going to New York to do some crazy illegal shit with a bunch of people but I really just went with my fellow autistic friend to Nintendo World. I don't know how to break it to her.
>>26575181
all my grandparents are dead and will never see me with a gf.. not that i care
