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Who is your OKCupid waifu?
I think I found her.
> white
> Christian, and it's important to her
> wants a husband and children
> Masters in Art History
> speaks German and Russian
> loves horseback riding
> gym and yoga
> cooking
> sewing
> painting
> piano
> violin
> reads classic literature
> likes going to museums, the ballet, the opera, and the symphony
She's really cute...
Are you going for her? If yes, I'd like to wish you good luck Anon. I'm already in perfect relationship and my life's now a million times better.
>>26571501
MA in art history
/waifu dead
What a boring girl.
>my horse
TOP FUCKING KEK
What is about white conservative girls and taking horse cock?
>horse
is literally asking for bbc
>horse
You better be poor enough so you never get one.
Sounds all good, except the Christian thing.
>>26571673
Big ass pussy desu
>>26571501
Finally a waifu i could talk to, my english is bad so i'll rape her until she can scream no in ukrainian.
>>26571730
>not raping the waifu
ever considered that you fucking slav?
>>26571501
thanks for bringing this fine lass to my attention buddy :^)
>>26571501
>Christian girls
when will you faggots learn?
>>26571703
I agree, sounds like a wonderful wife, shame about the whole fact that you're cucked before you even began OP
>>26571501
>Protestant
dropped
>>26571501
It's fucked up because I'd probably have a better chance fucking her and I'm shitskin.
OP, you're delusional.
>>26571501
I doubt a girl like that would go for you, considering the fact you are spending time on a frilly mongolian cartoon imageboard for effeminate betas.
You see, the thing about traditional women is, they usually go for traditional men.
In my opinion, best waifu ever.
>>26571924
toasty roasty?blox
>mfw OP made this fake account to flirt with robots from a myanmar gardening website
>>26571959
No. Just a traditional man.
Or "Chad" as you limp-wristed, leftist betas like to call me.
>>26571994
what does "traditional man" even mean
>>26572005
>what does "traditional man" even mean
Chad
>>26572005
Has integrity, dresses sharp, firm handshake, well-spoken and knows when his wife steps out of line.
>>26572005
Has a job. Has life goals. Assertive. Outgoing. Takes control of his life...
Basically anyone who embraces masculinity instead of deriding it like so many people in this generation like to do.
Robots hate "Chads" because they have been taught all their life that masculinity is evil, and anyone who tries to be manly or successful deserves hate.
>>26571501
huge slut
>>26572060
so you assume nobody who browses this board has "life goals" or a job?
and "life goals" are exclusive to people who "embrace masculinity"?
I get what you're saying, but why do "life goals" have to come with a "job" in particular? why does a construction worker supposedly have more "life goals" than a black market chemist?
I hate this 'traditional man' meme because it just tells you that it's okay to be a retard who lifts boxes all your life because 'that's what men do'
>>26572041
>Chad
>Traditional man
No Chad is just as much a promiscuous degenerate modern man as the betas. He's just the alpha version.
never go for a woman who has a horse
they are all batshit insane
>>26572101
Maybe I'm wrong
Keep claiming welfare and making fun of "retarded wagies" and we will see who is happier years down the line.
You or the wagie.
>>26572158
Wage slaves aren't traditional men though. More like traditional teens.
>>26571501
>26
More like 16 with that face
>faith
>family
>friends
how to spot a basic bitch 101
she takes the bbc on the daily
>>26571501
Why are dating sites so shitty ? I kept reading those profiles about people and I literally wanted to throw up. Is there any hope in this world to find an actual descent person. Seriously what the fuck is this shit ? I couldn't have better lost faith in humanity today.
>>26572720
Why are you saying this is a bad profile? I would say it's one of the best profiles I've ever seen, probably top 1% or 2%
>>26571501
Why does she look so young? How do they do it?
>>26571501
fugg she's perfect
where and how do i find girls like these in commiefornia? ;-;
>Six things I could never do without
>my horse
Run awaaaaaaaaaaay!
Do it originally.
>>26571501
>not asian
Ugly
>>26571501
How do i get those graphs i never saw them before
>>26573356
It's a fake profile, obviously.
>>26571664
This.
Shes cute, real cute. But..that and maybe Christfag.
I'm a scientist. I couldn't grit teeth and bear her, even if shes that qt.
>>26574022
>I'm a scientist
That's pretty specific for a broad job type. I make money anon.
>>26574320
autism
Mutebolx
>>26571501
>horseback riding
ABORT ABORT
Any girl that's into horses is guaranteed 100% psycho. This is an absolute fact. Don't question this.
My biggest issue with OKC is that 99% of people (regardless of gender) don't know how to sell themselves. Love to travel? Fuck you. 6 things you couldn't live without includes family, friends, water, and oxygen? Fuck you. Your favorite movies/books/etc are all pleb shit you should have forgotten after high school? Fuck you.
Wew, lad.
Good luck, Op, you're going to need it.
I fucking hate OKC.
Had a profile on there for months now, which i update and improve every few weeks.
Haven't had a single message or reply from anyone...
30+ likes on my profile
but they just never fucking reply.
I dont get it.
>>26574341
her whole summary just seems so... psychotic?
>>26574345
this
they all sound so fucking unoriginal.
Okcupid sucks balls.
I've banged 16 girls. Mostly off tinder, some off of Plentoffish, none off of okcupid. Don't waste your time with all those bullshit questions.
>>26571501
>likes Classical
>favourite music is indie
Yeah, she's making this all up to look smart. She's a hipster. If she actually liked Classical as much as she claims then she would've listed a Composer.
>>26571501
I want a tumblr (not fat I know hard to come by) slut who has planned parenthood on speed dial
does it surprise anyone else that people ITT think OP's girl is hard to find? either that says you don't give a fuck about women or you only really want the kind of girl who has fucked thousands of guys. i was a straight up loser in high school who was known as a smelly liar and i still got to choose between 4 interested "traditional" girls at any time. i take my wife to volunteering and community college and it's clearly no different in bigger cities either, just a lot more ugly girls. but 4chan isn't shallow right?
>>26571623
how did you get into this perfect relationship?
>>26571994
Chads are not traditional men my delusional homosexual friend.
Found this one a while ago, I don't know what you lot will think about it.
>>26571501
I don't believe this profile to be true.
>>26574793
>refers to self as goddess
dropped immediately
never look back
>>26574634
Or it says that robots legitimately don't have the same social skills as you or the know how on where to find these girls.
But please continue with the fucking shaming and blaming you piece of fucking shit.
>>26571501
> posting her on r9k
hahahha watch her get stolen by chad you fucking cuck
>>26571501
>Masters in Art History
You better have a good job then because you'll be supporting both of you on your wage alone.
>>26574345
What if they genuinely love to travel?
>>26571501
MA in art history was fishy
but the shit with "dante's poetry" killed it
something is extremely weird with that person
>>26574793
the "not like others girls" skit
just smash her face already
>>26571501
She's too into horses. It's a serious red flag.
>>26574917
They probably don't. Travel is something people do who want to look cultured without actually learning or improving themselves.
>>26574927
There's nothing wrong with those things but see >>26574496. She's namedropping to look cool.
>>26574847
are you on your period? the point is that she is a regular girl who is probably adding a few extra details that aren't out of the ordinary either. if not knowing where to find girls who do yoga and want a family is a thing for you, the last thing on your mind should be "social skills" that you think are somehow any harder to develop than shitposting skills.
>>26574987
Cool, more useless self-righteous platitudes. Fucking awesome.
>>26574940
But even of that's true, isn't it good to let people know that that's what you want?
>>26571501
>she's even into Wes Anderson films
Just fuck my shit up. Literally perfect. Whats the point of being alive when, if they actually exist, I will never meet these people. I'm giving up, effective immediately
>>26575700
Most girls are into Wes Anderson
>>26571501
Why is she on a dating site, though?
>>26575764
This. This right here is the most important question.
Dating sites are for the bottom of the barrel, shit tier people that couldn't find a relationship normally, or they've got a past they're trying to hide. Fucking nope on out of any of it.
>>26575751
well, I wouldn't know.
>>26571501
If shes 26 then im a functioning member of society
>>26573331
That just proves his point of how woeful the state of online dating profiles is.
>>26574793
>six fingers on her right hand
>claims to be hikkimori but is working on university
Other than that she seems pretty cool.
>Autismos thinking STEM degrees make you incapable of tolerating arts peoples
I'm a second year electrical engineer, but I am no philistine.
I would strangle OP for this girl
>>26571501
>Christian
>cancer sign
Dropped
>>26575961
this 2bh
i'm a cs but i enjoy drawing and drumming and have a great appreciation for the effort and skill that go into art and music
it's really a shame that we as a society undervalue them so much
>>26574421
women don't want to date 85 % of men on dating sites but like the attention they get from guys
>>26576573
From a poorfag artist who is interested in engineering and science but too dumb to pursue any of it... thank you anon
>>26571501
Everything that's wrong with her:
>Christian but still states her zodiac sign and puts family and friends before her faith
>5'2, unless you want manlet children
>Horse girls are crazy, everybody knows that
>>26571501
$10 say that she won't settle for anything less than a 10/10 Christian Grey dominant millionaire Chad who ties her up and fucks her tight asshole every night.
>>26576817
they're just hobbies for me, but it really sucks that it's so difficult to make a career out of it
i know people who have spent a lot of money on art school and gotten next to nothing out of it
>>26571501
>mfw this is probably fake and girls like this don't really exist in 2016
>>26575961
I'm mostly just worried that any arts majors will look at how art illiterate I am and get turned off quickly
OP fishing for betas for his obvious catfish profile.
And it works kek.
>she probably has 1000 messages a day (not joking)
>I'm sure she will pay attention to your one autistic message
>pretentious tastes
>sheltered
>faggy art personality
>probably has unrealistic standards since she couldn't find anyone in real life
literally worthless
>find girl on okcupid
>plain jane but in a very qt way
>share a lot of the same interests
>over 90% match
>decide to message her and i actually put effort into what I wrote.
>she reads it, never responds
fuck online dating
Post yfw this is a subtle personal army request.
The reason she's single despite being so perfect is most likely the horses and her inability to pay for horses (art history degree). Her future husband will have to be able to support himself, her, their children, and her horses. I've heard that one horse equals the cost of three children, so you would have to be very very rich
>>26571501
you're getting catfished man,this chick looks 15, not 26
sort of related but how do i make my profile seem like less of autistic neet trash. I mean I am, but I don't want them to know that. specifically the "what i'm doing with my life" section is a pain in the ass, and i don't have any full body pics because i don't go outiside. also I don't know how to hold conversations. why isn't there a robot rehab or something help
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/abbyzowabby
constructive criticism/tits or gtfo-ing welcome
>>26571501
sounds good OP. good luck
Just hope the women meme doesn't come and get her.
Perfect girl coming through
>>26579775
PSA in your profile is code word for fuck off
also nobody reads all that text you lunatic
>>26579851
Pretty sure I messaged her once. Got no response, as usual.
>>26579892
so what do i do instead? there needs to be something there bc dudes kept asking me where i "go" and i'd just shut down and feel like i would be making them uncomfortable if i said "nowhere" so i'd just stop responding. idk what to do about it
>>26579851
>this lad
cmon, anon...
There was a post in the /pol/ thread of this that some anon posted a long haired qt mute girl. She's the only decent 3dpd I've seen.
>>26579954
why do you think i care
>>26580059
>>26579851
This one. I'm retarded for not having seen it before posting.
>>26580067
lmao you're the one who responded, fuck off
>>26580093Do you happen to be the girl from the "slut shaming" thread yesterday?
>>26580232
I wasn't on here so...no? unless someone used my picture or something.
>>26571501
This girl is not for you.
She is for a rich guy to have kids with. She will never have a serious job. She is an amazing house wife and beautiful angel creature
You cannot have her. You must be born into money. You must have a job at your dad's company. She'll love you and never cheat. You'll barely appreciate her. You have women throwing themselves at you your whole life. You'll never know what you have
>>26579775
why are you asking autists to help you make something less autistic
>>26580344
you r the only ppl i know who else do i ask
>>26571703
Christian is pretty good actually, especially if family is hardcore religious. They're afraid to cheat just from the fear of their families reaction
>>26571501
Haven't check okcupid in a while, best I got was a flaming fag, bad tranny and tumblrina
I talked about aliums for a bit with the tumblrina but she deleted her profile the next day
>>26580354
find new people to ask, go to reddit or something. You will not get good advice here
>>26573504
Premium membership, probably
>>26573397
>where and how do i find girls like these in commiefornia? ;-;
by moving out of commiefornia
>>26571501
Don't. You'll be having to help finance her horse. They are very expensive.
>>26580479
but i'm too autistic for reddit and they'll judge me for being neet trash >.<
>>26575775
False, dating websites are normie tier nowadays. Plenty of normal people are onr dating websites, even Stacey and Chad.
>>26580354
Abby, not sure if you're still reading this, but i'll give you some pointers. I'm not too robotic, more of a cyborg but I've been juggling 3 chicks and fucking them for the past 2 months
but holy fuck your profile is shit
your profile is literally the equivalent of a guy doing the same
would you be into dating a guy who says" alright guys, hehe i'm kind of a loser, really boring person, don't have any goals or aspirations and literally jack off and play video games all day with my parents, and no no i don't have a job"
The thing is, you don't seem like an ugly girl and you seem like you'd be fun to hang with after a while and maybe give good head
but some pointers, don't do whats in pic related
holy fuck m8, i know it may seem cute and quirky to be all like that but it makes you look like complete shit
if you get a guy to take you on a date, expect to be pumped and dumped, cum on and blocked
you have insanely low self esteem
instead of saying shit like 'yeah i hate going out on friday nights, i hate cliche shit, make yourself look interesting senpai
senpai, for real, make yourself look or at least appear to be worthwhile
get rid of the 'curvy' and the 'agnostic' in your thing, that will only attract fat ugly neckbeard athiests
no guy wants to date a girl whos 'avoiding adulthood' just like you wouldn't want to date a guy who is basically a fucking 12 year old
start your profile over
guys will never fuck you with this profile, or well i mean they will literally fuck you and get on with their lives
make yourself seem cool
put some hobbies in there (even if you have none, just talk about shit you like)
you sound like a complete loser
which is sad, because i thought that women really couldn't be robots, but fuck man, you're probably that girl that says 'i'm friends with all guys because girls are too much drama'
just make yourself look interesting, avoid the low selfesteem shit, don't make yourself look like a loser, have some fucking confidence
>>26580563
>>26580698
hope you read this, i spent the last 10 min doing this shit on my break in between class, let me know if you have any questions or shit
>>26580563
then fuck off and die already. You and your fucking excuses, seriously. Just delete your fucking okcupid if thats how you think
holy shit.
>>26580563
>http://www.okcupid.com/profile/abbyzowabby
>>26580698
>>26580755
and holy fuck i just opened your page again, 'doesn't drink'
you're not going to get anywhere with that
even if you don't like drinking, at least take it off your page
guys love to just 'go out for a drink' even if you're 18
so genuinely, take it off, and if you get a message to go out for a drink just tell them 'ah i don't drink but i can grab some starbucks while you drink'
at least you get a date
>>26579775
>tfw live in CT and will never match with this
>>26580698
I literally do not know what else to put there, am I just supposed to lie? I'm genuinely very shit and bad at lying. theres just nothing there and its kind of hard to make something out of nothing. i am not a 'i'm friends with all guys because girls are too much drama' person, i don't have any friends, and if i did i would probably prefer women. You managed to write quite a lot while saying very little, so i will give you that. All of the criticisms you bring up are ones I am already well aware of.
>>26580768
You first bb <3
>>26580786
I've never had alcohol so idk, again that would just be lying. I can leave it blank i guess, whatever
>>26580487
I see those graphs and I'm a free member. You do have to click a button that says "see graphs" at the bottom of the profile though...
>>26580881
Alright, I don't know you at all, but let me guess. I'm going to try and guess who you are.
You're recently graduated, either that or dropped out. High school was a bitch for you. Pretty popular girls and even the normie girls didn't talk to you. Guys didn't talk to you. You watched all the normies having fun while you probably watched your shows on netflix (or pirated them). You might have gone to prom. Maybe had a pity date?
You graduated, everyone else is off at college, you're at home because you didn't get into anywhere because you didn't care much about school. You don't really care about your future too much so thats why youre not going to community college. Maybe you did go to CC but stopped going.
"i hate worrying about the future because all my current problems are based around the past"
Since you don't have friends and didn't party in high school, you haven't had any of those normie shindigs like getting shitface drunk and fucking random chads you normally wouldn't.
You hate your situation but you can't really see any way out of it so you just waste your days in your room on your computer, maybe a tumblr blog, 4chan reddit etc.
You want to know how to find out what to put on there?
I'm not sure familia, not sure.
I feel kinda bad for you, would maybe consider adding you on snapchat/skype to give you some pointers but eh, maybe.
What do you put on there?
Things that seem normie enough. What all girls do, have generic shit that makes them seem generic. There are some girls that try WAY too hard, like 'bonjour, i love french literature and foreign films, if you have never heard of Jane Austen, don't bother messaging me'
Just make yourself less of a NEET.
I didn't know female NEETs were a thing.
If you want some actual advice?
You're not going to get chad. If you want chad, go work out, work on yourself (find hobbies, dress nicer (not even sre what you wear)) and do all that shit to make yourself worth while.
Get a beta bf.
>>26571501
tfw no cute horse obsessed gf :'(
>>26581022
maybe 25% correct, I switched to 'homeschooling' in 9th grade due to depression/anxiety, but my mom worked full time so it was basically the equivalent of dropping out. I didnt apply to college and didnt want to. i will probably go to cc when i swallow my pride, eventually, although our state schools are absolute shit so i might just have to move.
Its hard to motivate yourself to stop "wasting" your days when the normie options seem equally empty and unfulfilling.I'm not even sure I hate my situation anymore, which is slightly frightening.
"i hate worrying about the future because all my current problems are based around the past"- i have no idea what you meant by this, I do worry about my future constantly, i'm not particularly concerned with my past, its just a problem of motivation/crippling depression.
I don't want chad, i swipe left on every muscular looking profile i see, unless you consider "nerd chads" to be a real thing in which case yeah i go for those.
anyway i need to stop pouring my life story onto uncaring autists on r9k, i'm never going to be a good enough actress to get even a decent "beta bf" from this site so i guess i'll just go eat my feelings
>>26581266
Muscular looking -> chad
,close enough
but yeah, I feel senpai, I feel. Just yolo it, enroll in CC this upcoming semester, shouldn't be too expensive, and just get some government money.
What i meant by beta bf is a fucking provider.
There are plenty of qt (or maybe not so cute) losers coming straight out of college as engineers who have never even held a girl's hand, i would know, i have plenty of friends like that here at university
Put yourself out there senpai, go outside. Go to shows, go to concerts, find a hobby you genuinely enjoy.
You like vidya? Go to a gaming tournament or something, you'll be swooned over just for having a vagina senpai
And oh thats a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=munEaFvfbnE
bunch of guys on this board have this kind of mentality,
oh , you're from boston. Theres this great band out of drexel called modern baseball, they're pretty beta, just look at the lead singer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIy2wyEV0qc
but their ideas are great, and their lyrics are relateable to every loser out there
thats why i love them
getting drunk with your bros and getting sad over roasties :)
>>26571501
>She's 26
WTF is this wizardry
>>26581528
Women tend to look younger when they don't wear a lot of make-up. It makes them look more attractive but also older.
>>26571501
god damn, she looks amazing for 26, thats too good of a girl to be true.
>>26571501
>tfw I live in Houston
Seriously thou if this profile was real this girl is way out of any one who posts here's league.
>Horse back riding
>Horse
WEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO WEEEE OOOO
WE HAVE A HORSE GIRL ALERT!
I REPEAT, A HORSE GIRL ALERT!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>26572720
Dating sites exist to pair thirsty losers with damaged chicks.
