You're sitting with your gf watching anime when THIS guy just opens your front door and walks in silently like it's the most normal thing in the world. Neither of you have ever seen him before. He is holding an assault rifle and trains it on your head.
He utters a single word: "Suck."
Your gf immediately takes all of her clothes off her pussy lubricant dripping onto the floor and begins furiously sucking him off without a word. You have a gun in your pocket, but you can't remember if it's loaded or not.
Wat do?
>>26571370
I wonder why the fuck I'm watching cuckold porn and close the tab.
>>26571370
If it's my gun, it's always loaded.
If it's my girlfriend she wouldn't suck.
If it was my house, the nigger would've fallen into the rancor pit.
Such is the life of Jabba the Hutt.
i guess i go get a glass of water coz idk what the fuck is going on
> leaving my door unlocked.
> not having my pistol loaded at all times.
> having a girlfriend.
Sure
> black man with anything other than a hipoint
This fantasy of yours is pretty unrealistic.
It would feel pretty weird seeing my wife with another bull, since she seems to get along so well with Jamal...
>>26571370
>suck
it's spelled "succ" you fucking moron
>>26571370
>gf
>anime
>not reading manga together until the su comes up
yeah sure anon real cool
I yell for my bull Jamal to come and fuck this faggot up
What kind of man would let another man fuck his bull's woman?
I wouldn't care, he's on steroids and I don't need a gun to fucking remove any nigga from my house, my beloved gf has to be protected so I've worked hard on myself and I'm ready.
>>26571370
>THIS guy just opens your front door and walks in silently
>roidhead get stuck in my normal size door
>teleport behind him
>use my knife to finish him off
Shoot the black home invader who raped my wife.
Nobody will question it.
>>26571370
1. He can't go through the door
2. He can't hold a rifle properly
3. In what kind of alternate universe do I have a girlfriend?
These posts need to stop, put sage in the options
>>26571399
I laughed at this. Based.
