Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine to be fucked in the butt?
>female touch
>with an fe
No
I'm so desperate for male attention that I'm not only willing to be fucked in the butt, but I really, really want it.
It's gotta be affectionate and shit though
tfw this is me
mebloxfineblox
>a girl will never lovingly fuck you up the ass
Actually, I'd really just prefer a cute girl to lick me and suck on butthole for hours, but a thirsty man like me has limited options.
I guess beggars can't be choosers. Please fuck me up the ass, OP. I'll be your dutiful slave for life. Just let me feel what it is to be a human again, just for a while.
>>26571338
there is nothing i sexually want more than a woman to fuck me in the ass with a dildo while stimulating my dick
>>26571338
Happy national womens' day.
>tfw a girl will never finger your butthole and milk out every drop of cum
>>26571398
Ha, I just saw that movie tonight. A few of the posts I saw on /b/said it was crap, but I think it's one of the better Marvel films I've seen in years. It's not really a movie you want to rewatch, though.
i want a girl to swell her clit into a dick and drop a ball sac out of her cunt to fuck me and cum in my asshole
Whats wrong with being fucked in the ass?
No seriously, I don't understand why people connect butt pleasures and homosexuality. Gay people have buttsex pretty much because this is the only way for them to sex each other. not because anal is somehow inherently gay.
>>26571338
Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine with me beating you up within an inch of your life?
>>26571806
How is simulating a dick, part of the male sexual organs, going up your ass, the traditional symbol of male degradation and homosexuality throughout history, not extremely fucking gay?
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but you're fucking stupid and/or in denial of being queer.
I'd just like a female to mock me all the time and beat the shit out of me. Wouldn't even touch her sexually.
>Tfw no lolidom succubus to make me give into temptation and worship her shoes while she kicks me in the head.
I understand I am a broken person but the very idea gives me shivers.
>>26572050
>tfw no dedicated ERP lolidom mistress to serve online
Why can't fucking anything EVER work out for me?
>>26572034
>How is simulating a dick, part of the male sexual organs, going up your ass, the traditional symbol of male degradation and homosexuality throughout history, not extremely fucking gay?
How is historical symbolism or whatever the fuck has anything at all to do with sexuality?
If I enjoy plesurable sensations up my butt, it means just that.
>>26572086
>If I enjoy plesurable sensations up my butt, it means just that.
You're right, taking a fake dick up the ass is totally heterosexual. I'm sorry for ever implying otherwise.
>>26571338
Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine letting me and my girlfriends practice our piercing skills on you.
>>26571338
Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine with me branding you and becoming my slave for the rest of your life.
>>26571355
this
girls just lost all luster to me
but guys, on the other hand...
Would a dominant female or girlyboy please be my girlfriend/boyfriend?
I am very lonely and will shower you with attention and be your little bitch for as long as you need.
>>26571338
Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine with becoming my puppy and be taken on walks?
>>26572419
Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine with being stepped on?
>>26571338
Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine to be tied up and whipped by me?
>>26571338
Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine with becoming my toilet?
>>26572410
Why do all boys on here want this... I want a normal bf.
>>26572486
I'd try being your normal bf, but I'm sure I wouldn't meet whatever criteria you have. My desire to be owned by a woman is mostly a result of extreme loneliness and prolonged isolation.
>>26572486
>I want a normal bf
/r9k/ isn't where normal men go
>>26571338
Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine with becoming my PUBLIC toilet?
4chan died the day moot made /lgbt/. The fagposting increased ten folds.
>>26571338
NO YOU FUCKING HOMO ANIMEPOSTER GO BACK TO YOUR CONT/a/INMENT BOARD
>>26572524
ya guess you're right, i meant sexually normal and not into stuff like this
>>26572504
You'd get annoyed by me probably.
>>26572595
Fuck off you worthless roastie cunt. The only thing you're possibly good for is sexual gratification and you can't even get the freak on. What goddamned good are you?
Hope you have a SHIT day.
>>26572595
>i meant sexually normal and not into stuff like this
Refer to pic
>>26572504
this and this whole thread are me all over but its the exact opposite i have a burning desire to OWN a woman, to possess absolutely and without any argument from her.. that's my thing.. sometimes i wonder if im going to up up tieing girls up in the basement and doing the whole 10 year sex slave thing... but hey im already halfway through my life the other 50% in prison just for that level of company isn't to bad an offer.
Pic very, very related
>>26572606
Sorry, it's just not what I'm into.
Hope you have a GOOD day.
>>26572618
but thats not a thing, everyone has something inside them, its a biological thing we all have to fuck/get fucked
>>26572627
why do you post here? not him, just an onlooker. curious.
>>26572643
I don't very often, usually just read stuff.
>>26572595
>i meant sexually normal and not into stuff like this
Holy fucking shit, you fucking entitled roastie cunt, kindly remove yourself from the face of the planet.
Who even decides what's "normal"? Fuck off, whore.
>>26572504
Only if you'll rescue me
>>26572642
This board is where the freaks congregate though
Not everyone
>>26572657
p-pls no bully. I mean normal by typical sex stuff.
>>26572662
Rescue you from what? In an unemployed, old virgin. I was hoping we could mutually fall into nothingness instead.
>>26572657
they obviously mean "normal" as in the general norm you fucking idiot.
>>26572657
>entitled
What did she say that made her sound entitled?
>>26571338
HAHAHA JOKES ON YOU I'M A GAY ROBOT
>>26572674
I want to be happy. Dying together is worse than dying alone.
>>26572708
>What did she say that made her sound entitled?
That she wanted someone normal.
In normiespeak that's means a 10/10 Christian Grey-like Chad who's 100% dominant.
Fucking whores with their submissive BDSM "fetish". So common, so unimaginative, so boring.
>>26572670can i be your normal bf
>>26572760
I actually didn't mean that, sorry you got that idea. I find bdsm stuff weird too.
>>26572770y-you too
>>26572760
Agreed. The only females that seems to be into being dominant are the fucking landwhales.
Fuck this world.
>>26572787>y-you tooIs that a no?
>>26572760
>wanting someone normal is entitled
wat
>>26571338
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>>26572540
Yes, please. Also I'm up for anything else too.
>>26572760
>Holy fucking shit, you fucking entitled roastie cunt, kindly remove yourself from the face of the planet.
I hope this is some kind of satire because it sounds exactly like tumblr with some adjectives and nouns switched around.
>>26572808it's not no
>>26572829
>it's not nopls stop toying with my heart and just say yes or no ;-;
>>26572825
This.
Fuck off cunt it's pretty reasonable to want a normal guy. You just translate that to whatever deluded and fucked up meaning you want. At least ask her to go into details of what she means instead of making assumptions.
>>26572836
are you really serious though? you don't know me.
>>26572595
>Come to fetish thread to talk about wanting a normal bf
Yeah well I want a smart gf, but I won't find one here too.
>>26572861
>are you really serious though? you don't know me.yes ;-;we could get to know each other
>>26572878
there we go.. the last two normie can head off in to the fucking sunset together and we can finally construct our utopia...
>>26572895I'm not a normie anon, just my sexual fantasies are normal
>>26572876
you're right, was just spouting something I didn't think through.
>>26572878
we're probably in different places do you care about that?
>tfw you want your tomboy best friend to get you drunk and teach you how to smoke weed then take advantage of you in your inebriated state ending in cuddling up on the couch as the end of back to the future 2 plays on tv.
;_;
>>26572912
>do you care about that?
No
I'm willing to do ldr and travel, and eventually move. I'm not particularly attached to where I am
>>26572878
do you have any bitcoins? I'm a girl :^)
>>26571338
>tfw you'll never find a qt to dick you from behind
>>26572927
>do you have any bitcoins? I'm a girl :^)
No :^)
>>26571338
>desperate
I don't nor need pitty sex love or bust. Either way is fine i already accepted i will be alone for the rest of my days not i can afford a relationship. I'm fucked and useless a nice guy who refuses to change for anybody and will suffer because i choose not to change my ways for retarded reasons.
I will be swallowed up by society spit on and abused. Also my family hates me. I was just not meant to be born in this world or be happy like normal people.
>>26572876
bhahaha bahahahahah hahahah lololl hahahahaha
>wants smart GF
bhahahahahahh hahahaha hahahahah
Have you not meet a western woman in the last decade..... there isent one, they were all rounded up and shot by the 3rd wave feminist movements and the last ones that are out there are in the Daygobar system... so good luck with that...
>>26572926
ya okay then.
>>26572961
p-post a throwaway or some other contact info
>>26572410
Only if you watch my SJW propaganda with me, anon.
>>26572905
normies are defined as people without kink, there's no mutation in your thought pattern, sex for you is to show gratitude to your male partner and to reproduce, a thought largely brought about by the long running arraignment for the catholic church to preside over our morals for centuries... your a normie... non normies are rarely able to have sex with out the sole intent of anything but self gratification.
trust me when i say this is my thing, im in the local kink scene and am well know for being the king of getting in your head and mind fucking you... i go by "the plague doctor"
>>26572920
i'm pretty dominant but even i would enjoy this!
>>26572971
>>26573035
y'know i hope you guys hit it off, remeber keep it no pressure, fun and interesting... your both robots of sorts so don't be afraid to get your freak on miss robot and don't be afraid to learn more about their species and report back male robot
>>26573035
email sent
>>26573058
thanks anon
>>26571338
Thanks i needed that push to kill myself iv'e grown tired of loneliness depression sadness and failure. Life is cruel and i was dealt the bullshit.
>>26573141
yeah im>>>>26573058
but even im a little more depressed after this
>>26573141
Stream desu?
>>26571338
Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine with your nutsack being used as a pincushion?
>>26571338
Wow anon, so desperate for female touch you're fine with becoming my limbless sex toy, getting fucked in the butt with my spiked strap-on and dying for my perverted pleasure?Fuck, why do I even save these images? =(
>>26573967
strangely arousing but also terrifying
i'd rather not die.
>>26572419)
I know that feel, bro.
>tfw no mommy gfd gf to force you to take viagra and take you on walks at 3 am
Feels bad man,
