Why do I have to go to college?
>>26570094
because you are stupid and cant form a thought for yourself therefore are just easy money for my university to profit from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t69UYgeFDvY
Because it's the modern equivalent of a high school diploma.
So that the Jewish banking complex can own your future.
What are you, an antisemite?
You don't have to, but good luck finding a job that pays well enough that you won't be living paycheck to paycheck otherwise.
>>26570135
No, I'm an Ashkenazi Jew.
>>26570094
Even niggers to college these days
>>26570094
in germany you dont. You work 3 days a week and go to a for your future job specialized school the other two days. After 3 years you get a qualification for your job. Your company pays for everything and you get monnais.
If u want to go to university you just go directly after you've finished school.
>>26570094
Be careful, when you ask something like this you will attract attention from many from idiots who wasted their time and money, and who will therefore seek to justify their choices by convincing you to do the same things.
Did the man who invented college go to college?
Hmm, okay then.
I don't like college. I'm in my second semester and I don't want to do it anymore. My mom says I'll never have health care or a gf if I don't go to college, and that I can't be a wage slave because of my disability, so I dunno what to do.
>>26570125
>>26570288
hi muj2j2j2
>>26570147
>be ashkenazi
>graduate from high school
>dad says "oy vey my son, now you must go to college and gain great wealth to mantain our machine!"
>go to college
>don't call dad for 4 months
>call him eventually
>"my good boychick, why haven't I heard from you? Stop being a putz"
>"dad I'm quoting school this place sucks"
>"thank adonai, shayna putum. I'll use the saved shekels to buy a convertible!"
It's not hard.
>>26570766
They won't save money in the long run when I mooch off them until they die.
>>26570118
THIS. HOLY SHIT. THIS.if famalam was intelligent he'd just do whatever the fuck he wants
>>26570125
Animal Collective is shit
>>26570094
so that you can get a job with a good income and not have to live paycheck to paycheck. College can also give you the foundation and knowledge to start a business of your own.
>>26570169
Most of us on this site don't live in an actual first-world nation, anon.
America is a place designed to crush and then milk the value from every single thing in existence, but especially poor people, and it's all to benefit the financial elite chiefly. The dominant cultural attitude is that poor people just chose to be poor, despite objective evidence to the contrary; the insistence that circumstance means nothing in the development of a person is the biggest lie believed in the United States.
College functions primarily as a way to gently enslave the lower-class right now.
>>26570950
>Germany
>First-world
If it was before, it sure as hell won't be soon.
>>26570766
>not talking to Jewish parent for 4 months
Jewish parents make their kids call them at least once a week.I know from experience.
>>26570968
Just turn off your phone you shlemiel.
Why don't NEETs just move to a socialist european country and study there.
You can collect studentbux and coast through all your classes.
>>26570094
>have to
You don't really.
>why should I want to?
Ftfy.
>education
>opportunity
If you ever want to live a life that doesn't involve hard labour or limited social/economic mobility, it's your best bet.
>>26571024
Probably because Americans, white or otherwise, are the last immigrants that would be allowed into a European socialist nation.
Also, abandoning family, etc.
>>26570141
unless you're doing law, business, or medical, college is a waste of time for most people.
18 year olds get lured into college by the "fun" degrees, like literally anything art related, graphic design, or even game development. all of those things are professions that require experience, not a degree. odds are you'll end up being an entrepreneur doing that kind of work, which makes your degree worthless.
>>26571008
They expect me to call them. And since they were paying my way through college I had incentive to maintain a good relationship with them.
>>26571063
Gotta grab those muslims first. They're the important ones after all.
>>26571079
OP here. I'm going after a BA in English because I can barely do basic Math.
>>26570094
Networking. You get to know people who introduce you into certain fields. Otherwise, you're better off studying on your own.
>learn about the jewish college conspiracy
>ok I won't go to college then
>get job that doesn't require experience
>it fucking sucks
>I work in a factory surrounded by the most normal of normies that are all scraping by to survive and only live for the weekend when they can get piss drunk (although many of them take a few swigs during breaks in their car)
Well whatever
I'll just go to college long enough to enjoy not having to work then I'll kill myself
>>26571137
>factory
Where do you live where factories are still a thing? The only jobs available around here involve taking care of worthless old people or retail/food service.
Because you aren't smart/creative enough to be an artist, entrepreneur, investor, inventor, or science prodigy.
>>26571165
The semi-rural south
aka the only place they can still find people that are willing to work for less than $12/hr in this country
Bragging rights for parents, basically. That and prestige among peers.
I wouldn't bat an eyelash at college unless I could do it debt-free.I can and I hate it, I'm really kicking myself for not trying to intern at some law office in high school if that was possible. Experience and connections seem a hell of a lot more reliable than a fucking diploma.
There's no point in it if you're going to go into debt.
>>26571079
Heck, I'd argue that you wouldn't even need a business degree. I was enrolled until I figured out that all business curriculum was a joke. They play plato with it by stretching out and repeating the same information. In my second year, and our work-load mainly consisted of reading comprehension questions, reading statistics, presentation of hypothetical business, and simple mathematics. Along side term and definition. The only valuable courses are oddly the ones that aren't mandate in most business curriculum, such as accounting and business law.
tldr; you can learn everything they teach you and don't teach you if you're independent enough to do your own research is what it comes down too.
>>26571265
Starting an actual business is almost entirely about exploiting another skill in the first place and not getting into legal trouble secondarily.
There's almost nothing to teach about business that can't be figured out within a few days of modest thought.
>>26570950
And while the social and economic systems are extremely, and are becoming moreso, stratified, the "diversity quotas," and all the associated political BS, is advanced as being the "solution."
So they pluck a bunch of non whites to plop into elite schools and say "See? Everything's fair and equal."
They use and encourage racial antagonisms to hide the real inequality in our society, which is wealth and class.
I love how the cadre of spoiled negro actors made a big scene recently about not getting enough attention at one of these utterly pretentious, bi-yearly media award ceremonies. A bunch of multimillionaires complaining that they're not getting enough because of whites.
>>26571508
Isn't it nice how the actual reality is demolished by blaming poor people for all the bad things that happen to them, and then creating a culture that makes actual victims look like scum for even suggesting they may have been treated unfairly, or that it's possible to make a more equitable system work, or that maybe growth and absolute profit margins are not the only measures of economic success, nor have they ever traditionally been?
The racial makeup of the US must be the most convenient emergent strawman in modern history.
