>go to local burger fast-food place
>order a burger and chips
>give wagecuck cash, because fuck using plastic it's girly (had to get it out of an atm tho)
>look him directly in the eyes and tell him not to fuck it up
>get burger and chips
>eat chips first so I can enjoy all of them
>get to burger
>open it up
>sauce is on the bottom bun
Anyone else have this experience? Since I know there are so many wagecucks here, let me give you fucks a tip so you'll get my business again. THE SAUCE GOES ON THE TOP BUN.
Btw, I'm lactose intolerant, so when I come in and ask for nothing but a milkshake and then disappear into the bathroom, I'm leaving a nice big mess to punish you for fucking up my burgers.
Flip it over you autistic self loathing NEET cockroach
>>26568686
get a life nerd
>>26568686
It's supposed to be easier to taste the sauce since it's closer to your tongue.
>>26568686
You made him nervous with that unnecessary comment.
>>26568705
>>26568728
>>26568771
Are you guys fucking retarded?
1) If you want it on the bottom so your tongue gets covered in nothing but sauce, you should just eat sauce packets
2) you want the sauce OVER the food, so it mixes better
How hard is that to understand? Don't they teach you fucks how to actually put together a burger? Enjoy the shit all over your floors mop boys, I make sure to put the toilet roll down any loo a burger joint has when they fuck up my order.
>>26568686
>>go to local burger fast-food place
lel fucking pleb.
Fucking wage cucks
>Go to micky D's for that sweet family meal
>Normie scum taking my order looks at me in disgust as i order 2 family meals
>Once my order arrives I take up 2 whole tables and put my waifu on the opposite side
>45min later i am casually concluding my conversation with akio-san (waifu) when the fucking WageCuck comes over and tells me they are closing in 5min
>Fuck off slut. Can't she see i am having a romantic meal with my gf. She is probably jealous
>Go full RRREEEEEE mode at her and her fucking manager (probably her cuck of a bf) comes over and tells me to leave.
>Tell them i will leave once I go to the bathroom.
>Proceed to clean the grease off my waifu (she wanted to make out in between eating fries)
>I then take a huge fucking shit in the sink then rip a toilet seat off
>Walk out like nothing happened
This happened a few days ago. I will go back tomorrow night and see what the damage is. And to top it all off Mc Donald's is not even offering a MLP toy any more.
You're supposed to eat a burger upside down bro.
https://youtu.be/6C-azmJnvuw
>>26568814
It's really humorous seeing you so worked up over a minor facet of life.
>>26568686
fuck ur right i always put it at the top
cos when you put it in the bottom it starts leaking down ur fingers but when its at the top it actually makes its way to your mouth
>>26568832
Are you kidding me?
>eat burgers upside down because wagecucks can't manage to fucking put together a burger correctly
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN? JUST MAKE THE BURGER RIGHT WAGEKEKS!! Sick of having my shirts ruined and stained with fucking sauce.
>>26568828
Holy shit, ripping the toilet seats off is actually a good idea. I've got enough weight on my body that I could sit down and twist myself around and fuck it up pretty good.
>>26568862
Eat shit and die wagecuck. What you don't understand is that I have a lot of time on my hands. SO MUCH THAT VIDEO GAMES CAN'T EVEN FILL IT ALL. So what can a man do? Enjoy fucking decent food. SO WHEN A FUCKING RETARD LIKE YOU FAILS TO DO ONE SIMPLE TASK CORRECTLY, YES, IT FUCKS UP MY DAY. IT FUCKS MY DAY BAD.
>>26568893
>I've got enough weight on my body that I could sit down and twist myself around and fuck it up pretty good.
No surprise there
>>26568913
I don't even work fast food lol. Have you considered learning how to make your own burgers, or does mom not give you enough money to buy your own ground beef?
>>26568913
>Enjoy decent food
>Eats fast food burgers
This isn't even funny
Too over the top
NEXT TIME I GET BURGERS, THESE ARE GOING UP IF YOU WAGEKEKS GET IT WRONG. ENJOY LOSING YOUR JOBS WHEN NOBODY COMES IN ANYMORE
>Mommy take me out to pic related
>Random ass restaurant
>Thick black chick taking our order
>Mommy orders and says i have 15 good boy points
>15 points = One meal, Drink and a dessert
>Negro turns to me and says "How you doin White boi. hehehe"
>Mommy thinks its adorable
>I start to fucking blush like a cuck
>Mumble my order out and negro leaves
>Start to redpill mom at the dinner table
>Long story short we get kicked out because some cuck and his gf told management that I was telling everyone that the holocost didn't happen
>Lose all my good boy points and mommy is still blue pilled
>also got banned from the restaurant and banned from my Rainbow Dash collection
FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE
>>26569015
>>>/trash/
Where you belong normie wagecuck, this thread is for people of fine taste that know how a good burger is made.
>>26568913
I can hear the man boobs flapping from here
>>26569024
what does blue and red pill even mean?
>>26569053
>>>/pol/
Fucking normie. You don't belong here
>>26569053
Get on over to /pol/ friend, over there we will teach you the redpill. Basically you just learn about the truths of the world, and try convince your family and others the truth so it spreads.
Pic related, it's how I convinced my family the holocaust was mostly a myth.
>>26569058
/pol/fags are the worst. Fuck outta here you elitism scum.
>>26569090
Bottom burger saucer detected.
>>26569090
Stay mad. I bet you think Jews are nice people.
Pic related. Its you
>>26569112
There are more political views besides "kill all jews" and "white people should be extinct".
>>26569128
That exactly what the jews want you to believe.
You do know that they jews control 96% of the media right?
>>26569141
The jews want me to believe that not everything is black and white?
>>26569090
Eat shit and die vegan.
>>26569201
It is black and white. You are either in the wrong, and a degenerate, or right. You either put your sauce on the top of the burger, or on the bottom.
>>26569216
Personally I put my sauce in the middle between two beef patties.
>>26569201
Webm related. Me getting so mad at your blue pilled comments
>>26569228
Your existence bothers me slightly.
>>26568686
>paying for food from fast food restaurants
>not having fun making your own food even though you have all the time in the world as a neet
>>26568913
did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, there are "guidelines" that corporate sends down to franchise owners one "how to make our burger" so that every burger across all locations is uniform?
when i worked at quiznos, they had the guides on where certain things were supposed to go; tomatoes on the bottom, onions on top, etc... so it isnt really the call of the person actually making the food, its more their not wanting to get yelled at for "putting the sauce on the wrong side" by some loser manager while getting paid minimum wage to deal with autistic fucks like you all day.
>>26569223
>making your own burger
ISHYYDDT
They get paid for a REASON to make burgers. THEY ARE PAID TO BE GOOD. What the fuck is wrong with this world when wagecucks can't do their job right, it's so fucking simple. They get taught how to do it, and paid. FUCKING MAKE MY BURGER GOOD FUCKING DAMN IT
People who make a mess of bathrooms ought to be murdered.
>work in fastfood
>neets come in all the time
>do whatever you want to them
>never ever complain
>total cowards
>give neet wrong change
>they notice but say nothing
>"thanks for the tip bro, nice neckbeard"
>"t-t-thanks man
>"ya burger might be a while i'm goin out for a smoke"
>"n-no probs d-dude"
i guess social skills don't come easy when you never leave the house.
>>26569289
FIRST OF ALL
>WORKED
>NOT A NORMIE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
SECOND
>THINKING I DIDN'T ASK NICELY TO PUT THE SAUCE ON THE TOP BUN
IT'S LIKE YOU WANT ME TO SLICE YOU IN HALF. I bet I've made you clean up so many shit spills buddy, you sound like the type of retard that can't make a burger right.
>>26569330
You think I wouldn't fuck up your day sunshine? Ya fucking normie. I don't care if you spat in my burger, I don't give a fuck if you messed with the milkshake that I order after. I always get the pants runs when I drink milkshakes, and I will murder your toilet.
>>26569316
This, famillia
>>26569338
no i got my female cowrkers to clean the shit up in the bathrooms.
its not that i cant make a burger right, i can, but its the whole it not being worth my time to be chewed out by a manager while getting minimum wage. its much easier to make a customer angry and hand them off to a manager than to deal with a manager where you cant argue or else youre "insubordinate".
>>26569330
NEETS BTFO
original comment desu
>>26568862
How much of a fucking new fag can you be? Fuck off
>>26569338
You sound like the type of retard who has no marketable skills. Not even burger flipping. Oh wait, I forgot where I am.
>>26569309
Well if it bothers you so much that they can't make it right, I would advise to DIY. Have you ever made your own food before?
>>26569405
Keep handing me to your managers, I will make sure they start hating you. I've been banned from one place for knocking the donation box off the counter (it was chained up, but still the look on their faces assured me I got my message across). I'm a food critic on many apps, and I will make sure I get the last laugh, whether I can clog your toilets or not.
>Go to Maccas yesterday
>Order burger and fries
>Guy calls my order "Burger and fries" and hands me it
>Get like 2 streets away and open the bag
>No fries
Yeah people in fast food places fuck up all the time, my theory is they have to partially turn off their brains whilst working to cope with the suffering of working in fast food, thus they fuck up often
>>26569422
Whether I'm new or not is irrelevant, I just think it's highly comical one's life is so shaken up by the placement of condiments on a fast food burger. Like, how pathetic must you be to get so mad over a crappy burger?
Im going to stat saucing the bottom of the burgers now.
I work at a real restaurant and normally I bar-tend but sometimes they have me help out in the kitchen. 100% no one ever complains about something so stupid and pointless.
However,
>Putting the cheese on top of the lettuce in a taco
>>26569443
you sound really cool. literally everyone laughs at you once you leave and you are a complete joke to the entire staff. they probably even imitate you when its slow just to help pass the time laughing at retards.
just let that sink in, burger flippers laugh at you.
>>26569443
Simbly ebin
Originalus komentaras
>>26569289
>>26569405
>>26569486
here
>>26569460, the OP is trolling and im bored and feeding just to keep this thread alive. i believe thats what the anon calling you a newfag was getting at.
>>26569542
Well that's fine and all. I've been trolled.
>>26569452
I'll have to keep this in mind from now on. I can't really eat and walk, I ride my scooter around, so I eat in the aircon. I haven't had them fuck up the order so bad they left out fries, that would most likely push me over the edge.
>>26569460
Normie.
>>26569480
NORMIE FUCK OFF
>>26569486
NORMIE NORMIE NORMIE
>>26569581
Ill post where I want you fucking nerd.
>>26569561
>>26569542
If you think I'm trolling you can go right on and kill yourself.
r9k is for us robots. It's for the kids that you bullied, and have never kissed a girl. It's for us that will be forever alone because our normie parents are cursed. WE ARE NOT YOURS TO LAUGH AT. These people are my friends. WE are one. WE ARE NOT YOU FUCKING LE TROLL MEME REDDITORS. Pepe is a shit meme. You're a fucking normie facebooking bottom saucer.
>>26569460
It's not irrelevant at all you dumb fuck. If you were not new you would understand this thread and not be posting blindly in it saying stupid new shit like "omg ur so angry wtf it's just a burger xD"
Fuck off
>>26569657
It's just a burger.
This thread is full of normies xD
>>26569697
Omg!!! Where can I up vote this??
Much wit and creativity xD
>>26569721
Do you normally react like this? It's rather unhealthy.
>>26569460
Comedy is built around tragedy
>>26569705
Wow have you ever even touched a girl with those hands?
>>26569705
>/mlp/
>/s4s/
kek
>>26568686
>chips
It's fries you retard yuropoor
>>26569741
Yeah it's really disturbing. Let's be good, concerned posters and up vote his posts. You already know how, obviously. Don't need to teach the master any tricks of the mastered trade
>>26569795
If you really need training on how to click an up arrow I think you're too far gone for any help.
>>26569778
>>26569764
Kill yourselves fucking normies. GTFO OF MY THREAD.
My heart rate is literally skyrocketing why do you normies have to be so cruel
>>26569823
>training
Where the fuck did you see any mention of "training"?
>>26569829
You can't even get a girl to talk to you, what makes you think you can convince me to get out of "your" thread.
You don't even have control of your own life let alone mine faggot.
Is /r9k/ just retard rebbitors nowadays?
>>26569883
They get a fucking kick out of kicking us while we're down.
I just wanted to talk about burgers and how to make one right, and then faggots like this show up >>26569879
>>26568686
In both photos the sauce is at the bottom. You just flipped the image.
>>26569883
I am a Normie and have been shitposting here since /r9k/s creation.
>>26569902
>tfw you are a vegetarian and your girlfriend gets a burger
>she tries to kiss you after eating and you can taste the disgusting burger on her lips
>>26569945
I had a vegan gf try to get me to brush my teeth after I ate a hot dog or she wouldn't kiss me
>>26569966
Cucked by a hotdog. Nice going newfriend
>neets hate life
>find /r9k/
>post endless awful stories about lives
>invent wagecuck meme
>"neetbux rules"
>expect normies to believe them
so many deep, deep levels of adolescent collective thought.
>>26569966
I liked her too much to make her do that but I made her drink some water and wait a bit.
Can we get back to talking about burgers here? PLEASE.
Normies and wagecucks need not apply here.
>You walk away from your burrito to get some more coke.
>You come back and see pic related
What do?
>>26569978
It's ok, I pretended to go to the bathroom and gave her a slobbery meaty kiss.
>>26568686
>because fuck using plastic it's girly
Because you're a neet with no savings
>>26570018
>see hungry girl eating my food
>probs get mad for a sec then calm down
>would go up to her and grab her by her arm tight
>start walking her outside, still holding on tightly
>tell her not to panic, I can help her get off the streets
>walk her back to my house
>shove her in my room
>tell mum she is over for study
>let her eat, shower and take care of her
>keep her hidden for as long as possible
>clean her up, walk her back to burrito shop and try get her a job there
I wish I could meet girls like this.
I thought these days neets now eat healthy food, made from scratch, on thier yacht?
I thought it was wagies forced to eat shit fast food due to lack of time?
Neets can't hold down a lie correctly
>>26570117
Wagecucks eat whatever they want because they have money. Neets have to eat EBT shit and whatever mummy buys them.
Mc Donald's will never do tendies like mommy :DDDDDDDD XDDDDDDDDD
>>26570018
Funny enough that's kinda how I met one of my girlfriends
>go to friends party
>get bored and start browsing r9k
>look up and some girl is stealing my drink
>get mad and mutter "normie" under my breath
>she laughs and asks if I like pepe
>nofuckingway
>turns out friend invited over people from an r9k meetup
>start laughing with her about r9k memes
>she stops and asks me if I want a burger
>stop and look her straight in the eyes
>"with the sauce on top of course, meme queen"
>she leaps on me, starts grinding on my dick
>she starts moaning "fuck me anon, fuck me~ you're so smart"
And that's how I lost my virginity for the 2nd time.
>>26570165
Da der der der, der der der der derrrrrr der der der der der der der , da der der der der der der REEEEEEEEEEE deeeeeeer derrrrrrr.
OP, report all reddit normie posters. From now on, only talk about the topic, BURGERS.
>>26569883
>>26569902
>>26569829
>>26569630
disgusting
it's fine if you get hit by a bus
This thread is proof /r9k/ is nothing but normies.
>>26569309
Nah, we are just paid to do what we're told babyboy :)
>>26569705
Jesus those nails
>RPing on an anime internet message board
you are probably sooverweight
>>26571193
Haha funny meme! People being overweight on r9k who woulda thought!
What is the easiest way to get mommy to buy burger ingredients without using good boy points?
>>26568686
>eating fast food
fucking pleb, you deserve it
>>26568913
>decent food
>burger
lmao
>>26568686
Spoiled retarded autistic faggot
At the summer, I had worked for one month in fast food and people like you are fucking the worst. Guy who makes burgers make about 100 burgers per hour and he doesn't give a fuck where sauce goes. You should get liquid diarrhea instead that fucking sauce.
>>26568686
sauce on bottom because the oils in the sauce will prevent the meat juices from sogging up the bottom bun. this is assuming there will be cheese and or veggies to protect the top bun.
>>26568686
>ketchup as anything but a dipping sauce
mayo and a bit of mustard.
you dip your burger in mustard, not put it in your burger. are you some kind of monster?
>>26568686
No, usually my biggest complaint is that I sometimes don't get my drink/side and when I bring it up they act like the white man is trying to get something extra.
>mmm hold up I remember giving you this are you sure
>can I see your receipt
>hands it to me with the biggest attitude
These people don't deserve 15$. I'm trying to be friendly and you want to be an asshole over something that's your fault to begin with.
>>26572818
I will staple OPs picture to your fucking face wagecuck.
nothing goes on the top bun, you build from the bottom up.
>>26569443
> food critic
Critiques shitty fast food
Kill yourself
>>26569330
>work in fastfood
>act superior to people
7/8 b8
>>26568686
>i am lactose intolerant
shouldnt you be in the blackfeel thread, nigger?
>>26570018
Poor form
t.burrito eater pro
>>26568686
>lactose intolerant
Subhuman, m8
>>26568686
With the dressing on the bottom bun, it just soaks into it and it gets all soggy.
WHY DOES NO ONE GET THIS RIGHT IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26573264
Bottom bun
Some lettuce
Patty
Cheese
Dressing (and sauce + ketchup, as options)
Tomato + onions and whatever you like
Top bun
Putting the lettuce between the patty and the bottom bun prevents patty-grease from soaking into the bun. Buns should be slightly toasted, and not soggy.
If the burger buns get soggy in the 3 minutes it takes to eat the burger (or even 8 mins if it's a giant 2-3lb burger), whoever made it has FAILED AS A BURGER ARTIST!
>>26568686
Sauce on the bottom is better, and you're in the minority, OP.
If the majority of people thought sauce was better on top, every fast food place would put the sauce on the top.
Or here's an idea! Tell them how you want it when you order instead of just assuming that they'll make it how you want it by reading your autistic mind.
>>26569330
Oi buddy I know you dropped outta fuckin highschool to flip burgers but you fuck up your math again and you'll be eating a fuckin sandwich if you catch my drift, ayy?
>>26574308
But how can sauce on the bottom be better, if sauce on the bottom is worse?
You have no rational arguments to back this up.
Check mate, pleb.
