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Do they expect us to actually buy into this bullshit? They just
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Do they expect us to actually buy into this bullshit?
They just want to cuck us for life until their roastie toastie ages to about 40, then they will settle down with one of us right?
>Don't question this.

mfw
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>>26568552
Don't question this.
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Don't question this OP.
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>>26568552
>questioning it
what the fuck anon
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>>26568552
This is insanity, this is absolutely insane, there is no other possible definition for it.

American women are the absolute lowest trash evolution ever shat out.
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Here's some tips in his clickbait article:

>2 Can I get your opinion on something? You always have such a great perspective.
IMPLYING. Implying she has great perspective on anything ever.

>3I feel so comfortable with you, like I can really be myself.
Orbiter detected, don't question this.
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>>26568660
Oops wrong pic, anyway-


>4You taste amazing
If you're not a Chad 10/10 this will come off as a serial killer. Also this implies you stuck your tongue somewhere.

>5 Every guy in this room has been staring at you.
Literally cucking yourself is a good tip according to women.
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>>26568618
have you ever been in a relationship? When a girl meets a guy who she thinks has potential for the long run the last thing she will do is ruin her chances with him. She will not be a whore and sleep with him immediately. First impressions do matter and she doesn't want him thinking of her as just an easy lay. She wants him to get to know her personality. And guys will stick around if you withhold sex. So once he's been hooked in then the sex comes.
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>>26568902

Right, but there's a massive wall between "I don't want him to think I'm a whore" and "I wouldn't fuck him if he were the last guy on Earth". The article can give betas and orbiters false hope.
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>>26568902
>And guys will stick around if you withhold sex.
What
I move on if I'm not getting anything
Not being friendzoned this time, bitch
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>>26568902
>women actually believe this.
It physically hurts.
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Don't question this Anon.
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>>26568902
I'm basically a normie, and this is not true. Some people do wait, but if a girl is into some dude, she'd be much more likely to bang him immediately than to make a dude wait.

I'm in college, though, so that might be a skewed perspective
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>>26569117
It doesn't ever change anon.
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>>26568902
That's a really roundabout way to say "alpha fux, beta bux"
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>>26569066
>It physically hurts.
I went on 3 dates with this girl, and she didn't put out. My first 3 dates ever on my life, haven't had any after that.

My dick would be diamonds all night and I was soaked in pre-cum, my balls would hurt all night until I got home and tugged one out.
In the end we never had sex and she went out with some Chad from her dorm. Apparently they fucked the first night, but who knows.
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>don't give up little betas *tchhhhhhh* you're so close!
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>>26569232
At least you got a new friend that you can always be there for :^)
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>>26569232
Weird. In my small sample size of two chicks, I got laid on the first date once and on the second date once.
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>>26569232

She pegged you as a beta. Women can not become aroused around a beta male. They will always crave Big Chad Cock! It can't be helped.

A woman will literally drop her husband, kids, and life to have a ONS with Chad Thundercock. The acquisition of superior genetic code is paramount.
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>>26568902
That's only when you're a beta provider that she's settling with.
Here's how it goes all the other times.
>Girl meets guy she thinks has potential for the long run
>Immediately try to please him so that he will stay
Literally the reason why women degrade themselves so much for Chad nowadays.
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>>26569275
Kek she still texts me from time to time to "hang out", fuck that.
Also probably partially my fault for being a beta faggot and not knowing how to close the deal.

How do you ask a girl for the puss just "hey so do you want to come over?" I said that after dinner adn she said no thanks she had to study....

>>26569302
>reeee etc etc
Lucky fuck.
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>>26569343
It's not about asking a woman for the puss. She's already decided by a certain point whether she wants to fuck you or not. All you have to do is provide the opportunity for it and make a move. Tell her to come over, you're putting on a movie or making dinner, whatever, she's in your home. She'll put the pieces together.
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>>26569343
>she said no thanks she had to study..

Unless the test was literally the next day that just means she wasn't into you. Ask yourself, would she have left the company of her favorite celebrity to go study?
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>>26569335
>A woman will literally drop her husband, kids, and life to have a ONS with Chad Thundercock.
You're right anon, but what happens when Chad falls in love with her?
Bad things that's what.
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>>26569343
Honestly senpai I kinda have a girl like that too. But the only reason I keep her around is because I've been friends with her since we were like 13

In our mid 20's now and last year she slept with most of my close friends. Haven't talked to her since she came up to visit on Valentines day. She messages me every day.
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>>26568552
>not just throwing away all desires for women and becoming an artist
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>>26569373
That makes sense. She had 3 free meals now keeps me around her orbit. I don't reply much to her though cause there's nothing in it for me except...
>>26569409
Yeah I feel ya bro, I was wondering if it's worth keeping a girl as a friend cause they can introduce you to other girls?
I have no clue since I don't many friends who are girls, but would they help a bro out?
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>>26569343
take notice of the time when she says it. if its late at night, past 8 or 9 id say sounds good and she just starts by saying hey lol or something stupid, dont falter. go for the killer and just get it over with right away. just say something like, hey can i come over or want to come over and watch something? shell say yes or no and if everything inside the house is prepared right youll get to fuck her
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>>26569459
REAL lady friends can and will hook a brother up. But I doubt she's really interested in your friendship. My advise is just dump the bitch, she used you and she knows it. Go find a girl and INTEND to make her your friend, don't get friendzoned, because that's not a healthy friendship built on trust and mutual interests.
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>>26569459
Girls will never introduce you to their girl friends if you're the beta orbiter. Especially if she thinks her friends are more attractive than her. Or if she thinks she'll lose her orbiter to one of them.

As long as I've known her she's never introduced me to any other girls.
She actually gets upset when I talk about girls I think are attractive such as celebrities.
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>>26568902
>She will not be a whore and sleep with him immediately.

hahahahaha
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I literally dropped my fork when I read that shit
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>>26568552
>roasty toasty ages

rofl
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i slept with my current boyfriend the first time we hung out alone. we had the same circle of friends so we knew each other for a couple years at that point. for months all we did was go out for food/drinks/movies and have sex. i was happy without labels. then one day when we ran into some of his friends, he introduced me as his girlfriend, and i was surprisingly happier. the end
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>she sent me this after Valentines day
She slept with one of the few other people I could consider my friend.

Fuck people in general.
He knew I liked her too.
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>>26569564
Thread ruined, time to get out.
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>>26569564
No one gives a shit about your rotting vagina, don't make this about yourself. Fuck off and get ran over by a bus.
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>>26569564
How does this have anything to do with whats being discussed in the thread?
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So what about the other guys she has slept with sooner than you?
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>>26569601
Women will stick around with a guy even if they fuck him on the first date.
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>>26569564
>look at me i have a sex life

fuck off
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>>26569612
Until they find someone better, we know that.
How many orbiters do you have supporting your happy relation ship?

Actually don't answer that. You should stop posting in this thread.
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>>26569564
You're getting shit on, but knowing someone for years before hand and banging on the first date is no big deal, Especially if there's always been sexual tension. Story sounds similar to me and my gf.
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>>26569459
>She had 3 free meals now
Jesus Christ, do guys still fall for the "men should always pay" thing? Ofcourse women will use you.

>>26569514
This. Right on point.
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>>26569632
I'm a man bby
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>>26569343
>no thanks she had to study....
Ouch, don't worry anon, you did all you could. If she was going to sleep with you, she would have said yes and it would have been on - you did everything right.
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>>26568552
Don't ask questions, citizen!
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>>26569565
>He knew I liked her too.
What a cunt, no matter what normies will tell you (all is fair when getting puss), this isn't cool and you shouldn't let anyone tell you otherwise. You deserve better friends.
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>>26569713
Do gay men ever have beta orbiters?
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>>26568552
>Elite Daily
>le voice of generation 9

dudes should go drown in a creek
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>>26569833
they're male so no
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>>26569871
Why are you even questioning this fampai?
You're literally not supposed to question this.
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>>26569816
The best part is they're trying to keep it a secret from me. They know they're throwing me out in the cold but they do it anyways.
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>>26569901

You should get better friends.
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>>26569915
I have no friends now. I like it better this way.
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>>26569882
But think about it, they are desired by men, some of whom are probably betas that will give them attention and material gains just to be with them, so it's possible.
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>Don't question this.
New meme acquired.
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>>26569901
If they don't know you know, you should make a point of telling them how much you appreciate their honesty, loyalty and friendship and how you've been betrayed and hurt before but are glad you have such good friends that would never do that to you.
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>>26568552
Chicks bang dudes within 15 mins at parties.

If you're date didn't even jerk you off on the first date there's no attraction.

This is the world we live in. Evolve or be cucked.
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>>26569987
top kek do this plz, see how normies are fucking hartless and will keep cuckgin you

"friends", not even once
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>>26569601
>how does contradicting the OP image have anything to do with this thread
Consider alternatives to living.
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>not fucking as many roasties as you can while you're still young and horny
>not marrying a qt virgin later

shiggy
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Don't question this.

Why you all keep questioning this?
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>>26569256
Is this supposed to rustle my jimmies? It's working.

>I have poor judgment so now I distrust all men.

Never heard that one before. Real people are offensive and morally ambiguous. She fucking invested herself in celebrities and straight up TV personas. What a dumb cunt.

I don't get the Fury Road thing though. That movie wasn't misandryst.
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>>26570171
>>26569987
I think it might have caught on that I know something seeing as I haven't talked to anybody in a few day.
I can't wait for the inevitable "hey anon, something up? haven't heard from you in a while".
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>Get told specifically to not question this
>Do it any way
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>>26570673
ABSOLUTE

M A D M A N
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So all girls in the world probably likes me?
I'm Chad!
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>>26569564
This is why r9k is dead
Fuck you
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>>26569960
Same.
>Don't question this.
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>>26568902
No, no, no. Chad here, if a girl likes you at all, she will want to have sex with you immediately. If she doesn't want to have sex with you immediately, she won't ever like you.
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>>26571273
>if a girl likes you at all, she will want to have sex with you immediately.
This is often true, but not always. Girls who were raised in a conservative or religious environment may genuinely not automatically immediately equate interest in someone to sex.

>If she doesn't want to have sex with you immediately, she won't ever like you.
Often true, but again not always.

That being said, never let a girl string you along. After a set period of time, you have to make your intentions perfectly clear, and if she is flaky or says no, you've got to move on from her completely.
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>>26568552
Elite Daily? More like ANeet DaiLie.
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>>26571411
Why are you questioning this frampal
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> be /r9k
>2016
>be dead
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>>26569117
>>26569373
>>26571273
ITT: Chads who know what's up
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>>26571273
>If she doesn't want to have sex with you immediately, she won't ever like you.
This.
Don't question this.
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>>26571477
Then I'm hopeless and should kill myself because literally no women as wanted to fuck me day 1
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>>26568552
You know, I've legitimately heard this from almost all of my women friends.

Apparently, this is the gist of it:
>if I don't like the guy, I'll sleep with him immediately
>but if I do like him, I'll hold out on sex to keep him around and see if he likes me enough to not want me around to get in my pants

I've completely demolished them while debating about this, but of course they couldn't rationalize it. I'm about to give the fuck up.
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>>26571657
That fucking logic, makes NO SENSE. Women.
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>>26571670
Pretty much. I got fucking triggered when they told me about it.
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>>26571657
>if I don't like the guy, I'll sleep with him immediately
Literally just something they claim to not feel bad when they get pumped and dumped.
"I didn't like him anyway!"

>but if I do like him, I'll hold out on sex to keep him around and see if he likes me enough to not want me around to get in my pants
And that's what they say to use betas for as long as possible.

What really posts my pepes though is that they actually believe their own bullshit.
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>>26569565
>>26569901
>>26570518
Holy shit, I thought cuckoldery this bad was only possible in my Chinese picture books.
You're living the dream.
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>Know girl for several years
>Finally breaks up with her shithead boyfriend
>Starts flirting with me
>Eventually go to her house
>Watch movies
>Cuddles up next to me on the couch
>Face is an inch from mine
>Too afraid to do anything so I don't
>She thought I wasn't interested
>If I'd kissed her there we probably could have fucked and I'd have a qt gf

Yeah no. We barely knew each other and she wanted the D. I was just too much of a fearful little beta bitch to do anything about it.
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>>26571938
>What really posts my pepes
good one m8
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>>26571938
Alpha fucks , beta bucks. Thats just how it works. They're just pathologic liars.
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>>26572699
red pill comics time?
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>>26572717
I wish he did more of it.
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>>26572753
Yeah, i wish
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>>26572717
Yes please I would like to expand my collection
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stop questioning this.
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>>26572773
I dont know which ones you have
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>>26572782
i have some more of these comics
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>>26572800
This one is something different
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Isn't it funny how a board largely comprised of ugly virgins seems to know so much about women and relationships?
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>>26572820
Theoretically relationship dynamics are easy.
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>>26572820
you're right, we should take advice from people with 20 failed relationships and no marriages, i'm sure that'll fare better.
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>>26572820
>I like this guy so i won't fuck him.

Nobody would fall for that shitty lie, unless he's a supreme fedora king.
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>>26572856
I'll take their advice over a bunch of KHV crybabbies any day.
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>>26572820
not ugly or virgin, women are shit and modern relationships are cancer
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>>26572815
Lol I wonder who draws these, how bitter he is
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>>26572839
relationship dynamics arent something you learn from a book like math you udder autist
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>>26572892
okay you can leave the board forever whenever you feel like it then. :)
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>>26572782

Love the subtle /fa/ references.
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>>26572820
We know more than anyone when it comes to people.
Don't question this.
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>>26572986
>Don't Question this.

stacy originals
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>>26572820
look , we made experiences too. There was a thread with a fake tinder account. We got multiple bitches to a sex date with just a chad profile pic.

And you're telling me womens don't fuck the ones they like? bullshit.
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>>26573028
why dont you try being yourself sometime you fucking creep and see if itworks.

oh right, anyone who fakes an tinder account is a fuckin creep no one in their right mind would want
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>>26573045
OH NO THEY EXPOSED ME AND MY PRIMITIVE GENDER BETTER CALL THEM A FUCKING CREEP FOR DOING THAT
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>>26573045
Pedo tripfag pls go. Unless you're not even swami , and you're imitating him? more creepier than fake tinder , desu.
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>>26573045
You're still on /r9k/ JLH? Kek just leave already you dumb roastie
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>>26573045

>Just be yourself man :^)

Holy shit how many minutes ago did you first come here?
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>>26572820
What the fuck are you talking about? We spend our entire existence combing through relationships that haven't spun to shit by women, tumblr and mainstream media.
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>>26573069
>>26573080
>>26573092
>>26573098
>replying to trips ever
Guys why do you do this come on
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>>26572945
>>26573045
Cheers frienderino
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>>26570956
No, nigger. It's dead because it got flooded with normie faggots who never post anything except whining and mods were too faggy to ban them.
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>>26572815
>private Kuk
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Holy fuck, even a barely functioning retard with reading comprehension wouldn't fall for this cuck enabling.

What are normies thinking? Seriously
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>>26573045
Filtered.
Fucking tripfags, I swear.
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>>26569256

Are roasties really stupid enough to think that this kind of thing is funny or that it's going to age well at all? The minute the worm turns and our late gynocentric society no longer has the material excess to continue pandering to these women, no one is going to care that sick man-haters were being 'ironic' or whatever.
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>>26572932
Bitter? If by bitter you mean that is exactly what's happening in the world right now, then yes he's bitter.
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>>26572820
>Isn't it funny how a board largely comprised of ugly virgins seems to know so much about women and relationships?
Well they know how NOT to get laid so I trust them on that.
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>>26571938
>posts my pepes

lol
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>>26568902
>When a whore gets off the cock carrousel, she's looking for a solid beta bux plan and refuse to have sex with him because she isn't attracted to him at all
> Sho when she checked his bank account and house and car and they're good enough, she'll throw just enough bad and passive sex at him to keep him working
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>>26568552
They're doing it way too fast and hard though for us to fall for it anymore

Now girls in high school mostly fuck guys who are too stupid to get their shit together and it's obvious they're being dumb cunts and no one wants any of that shit

it's gonna be entertaining seeing them hit the wall
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>>26572932
It takes a sad world to embitter a man as great as he
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>>26573430
We all bitter on r9k in one way or another.
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>>26572820
Isn't it funny how this handicapped guy knows so much about planes after studying them for years
Isn't it funny how that kid with no immune system and is never allowed outside his hospital room knows so much about the outside world after reading about it so much
Isn't it funny...
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>>26573394
Well. After reading that, I'm not getting married. Ever. Western women are insane. Certifiably insane. Life is perfect, yet they need excitement and drama. I feel sorry for every man who ends up with a woman who just fucks around all of the time. Who is so vapid and shallow she needs to fuck around. Women wonder why alphas never hold onto most of them. It's because an alpha know women better than anyone, they know they are insane. They know few if any of them are worth their time. I mean when women see celebrities they scream and cry, they go nuts. Women are nuts. Yet so many men grew up with the idea that we need to be sweet and kind, because that is what women are like, what they like. That women are soft, gentle beings with hearts of gold. I have yet to meet a woman who was that. Who was nut nuts on some level.
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>>26570399
Nah she's full of it

This is so ridiculous

My mom admitted to me she fucked a guy for 5 years who didn't give her the time of day but even I don't go around thinking every girl I meet is a slut
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>>26573572
I feel terrible for my dad though like god damn what the fuck

How the fuck could he know this and still want to be with her

She said she told him but shit man
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>>26573594
>>26573572
Christ, your own mom...fuuuck
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>>26573491
Some people simply underestimate how well humans can learn from the experiences of others. How good we are at empathy and imagination, especially men. Men would not of survived all these centuries without a strong understanding of each other's experiences.
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>>26569564
KILL. YOURSELF.

FUCKING WHORE. CUNT.
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>>26573616
Yeah

CANT WAKE UP (wake me up inside)

WONT WAKE UP
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>>26573572
Daily reminder that every mother is most likely just like any other woman.
>tfw "men have to be at least 6 feet"
>tfw "men should always pay for dinner"
>tfw "there's nothing wrong with wanting to marry rich"
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>She TOTALLY LIKES YOU
>Now go buy her more gifts, good boy ;)
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>>26569539
That look is so not only can you fuck my ass anytime, I want your babies.
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>>26569564
Seriously guys, it's not that uncommon to HOW ABOUT YOU GET THE FUCK OUT WHORE but that's obviously what happens when you lump all women together and STOP SHITTING UP OUR BOARD HAVEN'T YOU GOT SOME DICKS TO SUCK.
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>>26571273
Bingo. These fucking cunts and their delusions. I'm a chad and a complete misogynist. I hate women so much I should be gay but I can't get it up for dudes. Half the motivation I have in my career is for the cars and house and bullshit I use to pull in these cunts by the bus load.

If they are into you, they will fuck you on the first date. But you have to make it clear they will lose any chance they have if they don't. ALL of them say the same thing. I never fuck guys so fast! You are so bad! Bullshit.

They saw the Porsche and the house and immediately picture themselves living the life of their reality TV idols and will do anything to worm their way in.

Think of it this way. If a girl considered you a catch, why would she risk losing it over something as meaningless as sex? I'm probably dude number 30. Sex doesn't mean a goddamn thing to these women. Frankly it's shocking they expect any man who isn't mentally challenged to believe this shit.

Of course there is some wholesome girl out there who does treat sex as a profound thing meant only for true love. I haven't fucking met her.
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>>26569929
Then why are you so angry?
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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man, " she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
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>>26573567
Hate to break it to you dude but you probably weren't gonna get married anyway
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>>26573812
>tfw even the Chaddest Chad wants a wholesome qt girl

Damn if Chad can't score one then I'm fucked
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>>26573594
Maybe he had already had a normal sex life of his own so he wasn't neurotically hung up on other peoples past experiences like a beta virgin
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>>26573812
I know exactly what you're talking about down to the not finding the decent fucking woman. This is exactly why I cut hoes off for good.
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>>26568552
It's not what you retards think it is. It's more like
>>26568902
>>26571657
said.

Basically it only applies to HOT GUYS. Observe:
>Hot guy, I like him (=think he's a bf material)
Flirt with him, but play hard to get.
>Hot guy, but he's not bf material
Fuck him ASAP! YOLO!
>Average/Ugly guy...
Hahaha, get away from me, you creep! Like, ew! Gross. Totally.
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How does a person who writes that even work.
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>>26574046
>people don't want to date or sleep with people that they aren't attracted to

Omg stop the presses!!
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>>26573812
>If a girl considered you a catch, why would she risk losing it over something as meaningless as sex?
So much this.
Sex used to be worth much more, that's why women started using it to get what they want.
Now it's no big deal, and fucking Chad on the first date is a given. If they don't give it up then he could just move on to the next girl.

You can pretty much estimate how much a girl values you by seeing how far she would go for you.
If she "doesn't actually like doing X" then you're just not worth as much.
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>>26574082
The problem is females have a very narrow definition of what they consider "hot". Unlike men, who have broader tastes. Women literally consider the lower 80 % of men "below average looking".
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>>26574241
The men however rate women much much closer to the normal distribution, as evidenced by the bell curve.
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>>26573843
Biz Markie I wondered when you'd post here
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>>26574241
>>26574263
basically females are shallow vain bitches that think they are entitled to the top 10-20% of men and everything under that is unworthy.

Pretty much what i've been thinking for awhile now
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>>26574241
>the hotter you get the less women message.
>but they still want you
So complicated. So for aspect who can't open conversations medium is what I'm aiming for I guess.
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>>26574263
>tfw i posted something akin to this explanation when someone posted a redpill image this was inaccurately described
Didn't inspire this?
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Help me out r9k, my girlfriend and I hang out a lot and we've been dating for over a month now. However, the farthest we have gone is making out. Every time I try to make an advance like more touching or taking off her shirt she pushes me away. But, she has explicitly told me she likes hanging out with me. This girl is pretty hot and likes doing cool things so I don't want to lose what I already have with her. So what do I do to make her want to have sex with me?
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>>26569343
As soon as we know you *only* want the puss we will run. I know this as a somewhat popular girl on a forum, had 800 pages of underwear pics interspersed with intelligent conversation and discussing my hobbies. The ones who weren't ONLY interested in my pussy became my closest friends. The one who DIDN'T pressure me when I took a 3 hour bus to his house after 3 years of online friendship was the one whose cock I jumped on and have not hopped off in 4 years. I know he loves me as a person, for my skills and talents and someone to have a lot of fun with as well as my body. I shower him with bjs and sexy costumes because I'm 100% sure I am not objectified. (Classic daddy issues, but at least I am aware of my crazy and quickly learned to avoid assholes like my dad) I love the betas. I like making my bf feel like a king because he is a nice person, not a douchey Chad.

>>26569373
Yup. We have minds. It's not a case of performing an action and hoping for puss like we're a vending machine. It's also kind of like walking into a room with candy and you were already thinking of sharing it of your own accord. The first person to ask or try to sneak the candy makes me want to share it the least.
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>>26571938
>posts my pepes
I don't have any re-kek-tion images...
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>>26574595
I have no idea how to help you mate but I've been through that and I know your pain.

Are you young? I was 19 and we never banged, but hung out and kissed and did all sorts of fun stuff but eventually she moved away for college and 100% sure just banged Chads.
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>>26574595
Stop pushing? I'm not sure she's gonna be encouraged by you pushing. Consider the possibility she only wants sex after marriage also.

1 month isn't that long in the grand scheme right?
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>>26574595
If shes virgin then keep her but if shes not, you're only orbiter for her. Friendzone incoming and you're already wasting your time.
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>>26569564
You tried to offer them hope. You tried.

>>26569598
>>26569601
>>26569622

>>26569691
Someone with some sense. Very similar situation to me and my SO. I wish you two all the best

Thread; HOW DO I GET SEX FROM WOMEN?
Reply: These are the circumstances under which I slept with a guy without him having to do anything crazy. There is hope for you all
You nutbags: YOU'RE A SLUT! GO AWAY, WE DON'T LIKE GIRLS, REEEEEEE

Holy shit, actual women give you personal experience and let you know that they don't only fuck Chad and you tell them they're whores. It's like you secretly don't want to get laid so you can whine about it. You hate women for not sleeping with you and call any woman who actually gives a guy a chance a whore. This makes absolutely no fucking sense.

>>26569565
She had no obligation to sleep with you, it takes two to tango but I understand your hurt, because as a female I've been cucked by a guy who fucked all my friends for 5 years whilst I lived with him and cooked his fucking breakfast hearing them upstairs...

Emotionally investing in people is a risk, but if women have enough balls to put their heart on the line, you can do it too. It will pay off eventually.

>>26570232
Why do you deserve a qt virgin if you're a man slut? Why would you want a woman who hasn't a clue what she's doing in bed, or she turns out to be crazy but is all clingy because you took her V card?
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>>26574708
How long do I need to stop pushing for though? I don't want to be a cuck forever especially because I know some other girls that might be interested in me. The only reason I haven't left is because she's not super emotional and she is actually kind of cool
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>>26574371
>the hotter you get the less women message.
Not really. Look how few guys there are on the upper end. Sure, average guys get more messages, but there are a LOT more of them.
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>>26574932
>because as a female

gtfo whore. you dont know shit
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>>26575086
Oh yeah duh. I should have realized it's not a ratio.
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>>26570048
We'd do it more if we didn't have to worry about being judged for it. More because it doesn't matter if we don't see them again so it's not so awkward. I've only fucked a guy I barely knew once because he let me crash at his and I felt I 'owed' him. It was awkward, I felt disgusting but we didn't have to speak about it after so I could forget. I've wanted to do the ONS thing with hot guys but I'm too aware of the fact he's the one who comes off as the winner and I'm just going to be 'devalued' as a shallow slut.

With guys we actually like we don't want them a) thinking we're sluts and they're just another notch in the bedpost
b) it would hurt 10X more to get pumped and dumped by someone you actually have feelings for, so there is hesitation, but pants will come off when the time is right,
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>>26568902
Oh, if only it worked like that, poor, naive anon.
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>>26575056
Well you shouldn't listen to my advice. I dunno, talk to her about it. But (me being a guy) I wouldn't enjoy being pushed for sex like that. I'd say 2 months and I can see how I'm being a bit annoying.
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>>26568902
Somewhat true.

If i am in a relationship with someone as in bf/gf I respect her more if she waits to put out.

If she is to fast, she is a slut. Nice to know and i like to fuck her but if she waits a couple of months than I respect her more.
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>>26575102

You can't even refute the testimony.

There is not helping this board. They don't want to believe there are women who actually want to have sex/relationships with average men; they are busy telling women to stop having sex and go away because they're whores... then whine that they're not getting laid.

Kek
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If a girl isn't a virgin them there's no reason why she shouldn't put out.
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>>26568902
>>26568552

If she is not fucking you
She is fucking somebody else
And she doesn't like you enough

plain and simple robots, don't delude yourself
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>>26568902

>I think this person is attractive and a viable mate
>Have sex

>I think this person is attractive and a VERY viable mate
>Withhold sex because he has 'potential' :)))

Of course it doesn't matter that you lent your pussy to some other dingus for an hour or two of small talk and cheap drinks at the bar. This other guy has 'potential'.
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>>26575195

refute what? you are wrong lol how do you know what I believe anyway?

I currently have 40+ pokes, yet no messages from women. I'm not a virgin, i'm fairly attractive, but It sounds more like they want me to be an orbiter, rather than fuck me lol not even factoring in that its all a game anyway

they will TOLERATE you, until something better opens up his schedule. And they wont fuck you until something better is no longer there
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>>26574932
>Why would you want a woman who hasn't a clue what she's doing in bed, or she turns out to be crazy but is all clingy because you took her V card?

Yeah this sentence invalidates literally everything else in your post. Sorry I simply cannot take sluts seriously.
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>>26575195
No one cares about your shitty opinion, you basically cooked for a guy for 5 years while he was fucking your friends and then after that you realized oh wait I have a guy friend he will bang me and then you go on how average guys bang average girls like we're fucking blind, the robots problem is that they lack social skills because of normies like you that used to push them in shit when they were happy little children turning them into the unhot kind of assholes
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>>26570238
>questioning why we are questioning
Don't question this!
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>>26571273

This is shit advice. It encourages robots to rush the shot. If you take your time and draw her deeper into the morass of your life she will be invested and not spook as easily.
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>>26571938
>What really posts my pepes
Noiiiceee
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>>26571362

One of the few decent posts in this thread. If a girl fucks you on the first date you can be sure she has fucked many others on the first date and will probably cheat.
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>>26574932
>but if women have enough balls to put their heart on the line

Oh my fucking sides
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>>26575413
>If a girl fucks you on the first date you can be sure she has fucked many others on the first date and will probably cheat

they all do this though. otherwise you wouldn't get to date/see her at all, so..
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>>26568552
Red flag for: I am going to ride the cock carousel until he is the only option I have left.

Women are getting desperate they can't have their cake and eat it too anymore.

>>26573812
Well how does it feel that your group's PUA BS is the reason why there are no women with values anymore?
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>>26574932
>as a female I've been cucked by a guy who fucked all my friends for 5 years whilst I lived with him and cooked his fucking breakfast hearing them upstairs

so pretty much Chad
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>>26573812
>>26571273

>chad
>/r9k/

pick one. you are just a failed normie
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>>26571273
what if both me and my girlfriend were so inexperienced when we first started getting intimate that we thought dry humping had a chance of causing pregnancy? we were so scared to have actual sex for the longest time that we didnt fuck till a little over a year into our relationship.
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>>26571938
i sense a brand new meme

what really posts my pepes is how women use their period to justify everything.
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>>26575491
>were so inexperienced

no, you and your whore were just dumb as rocks. prime example of kids having kids, and why YOU SHOULDN'T be fucking

this reminds me of when a friend of mine thought as a child, if you threw bullets at someone, you could kill them.

Exactly why kids can't buy guns, and why they shouldnt be fucking so early
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>>26574046

Pretty dead on blox
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>>26575314
Exactly. Guys want clingy girls. That's literally the topic of like 5 animes at least.
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>>26575490
No, they come here to mock us. This isn't the same board that it used to be.
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>>26575722

>Exactly. Guys want clingy girls.

That's one of those things people like conceptually but hate IRL. Sort of like how roasties say they want to be romanced but they'd be horrified if they received a huge flower bouquet at work early in a relationship.

Clingy girls suck. It's not cool when your girlfriend won't leave you when you have homework to do or you get crying voicemails accusing you of cheating because she saw a photo on Facebook of you and a female cousin hanging out.
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>>26575851
>or you get crying voicemails accusing you of cheating because she saw a photo on Facebook of you and a female cousin hanging out.

My boner disagrees.
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>>26575817
The world must be a scary place from the point of view of your fears. Tho you might also be right!
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>>26575471
Jokes on you, you stupid bitch. "Cuckold" refers exclusively to men. Nobody gives a fuck if you get cheated on.
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>>26568902
This is a hamster fueled roastie post if I ever saw one. Or the work of a master troll, who knows...
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>>26574932
>Thread; HOW DO I GET SEX FROM WOMEN?
Self-centered fucking idiot
Learn to read and never post here again
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I thank God that whites and Asians are finally waking up.
I saw a white guy call some bitch wearing booty shorts and a thing a whore to her face and it brought a fucking tear to my eye.
I don't even care if /pol/ wins, thank god men are starting to wake up, I'd almost lost hope there for a second.
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>>26576767
/pol/ are just a bunch of pussy betas lobbying on the behalf of women.
Why do you think they spend so much time complaining about Muslims, the only people with the balls to put women in their place?
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>>26576767

>Chinese mob cuts off a Nigger rapist's dick
>Soldiers of Odin patrolling the streets in Norway and Finland
>Red-pilled comments on every Leftist article posted on Facebook

It's amazing. Since I took the red pill I've been thinking that the future will involve hordes of religious fanatics fighting over sources of drinking water, but now I think we really might colonize other planets and build underwater cities someday.
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>>26576857

Abusive behavior is beta. It's based on jealousy and insecurity. You think Chad clobbers his girlfriend and follows her around to make sure she's not cheating? No, he'll just drop her like a hot potato and promote one of his side girls if she pisses him off.

Arabs are some of the most beta men on Earth. This is why they tolerate societies where one guy gets four women and the other three guys become suicide bombers. Watch some of the riot videos from Europe. They're too chickenshit to attack unless they outnumber the target 5:1.
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>>26576993
>You think Chad clobbers his girlfriend
Yes.
Nothing wrong with that.
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>>26574241
Yet the vast majority of that unattractive 80% still have normal sexual and romantic lives. So...your graphs are kinda irrelevant. Sorry bro.
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>>26575722
No, only insecure dorks do. Normal people don't. Clinginess is highly unattractive and unhealthy.
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>>26577047
>"I pull facts out of my ass" the post
No, I am sorry for you, cuck.
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>>26577047
>What is settling
That's what you get for not adding "Don't question this".
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>>26577124
Well this is a website full of insecure dorks
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>>26577180
>projecting
I dunno about you bro but I've never settled. I'm not that insecure and desperate.
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>>26577217
m8, everyone settles
Unless you're legit 1%-tier, you've settled in life.
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>>26577217
Women are the ones who settle, not men.
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>>26577257
Nah I found my level. Most people do. And let's not forget the losers who just give up and opt out.
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>>26568592
This image had me laughing for a good while, thanks kek
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>>26577305
>Nah I found my level.
Whatever you need to tell yourself family.
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>>26577141
Trust me, outside of your hug box, incel permavirgins are a minuscule outlier barely worthy of consideration.
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>>26577334
Betas aren't virgins.

A lot of us aren't virgins.

It's the duality of how betas receive sex versus alphas and how women respond to both.
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>>26568552
Don't question it goy
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>>26568552
>>26568902
So they sleep with random guys that they don't actually like and then use the promise of sex to leverage a relationship with guys who they allegedly have feelings for?
Now where have I seen this before?

Hmmmmmmmmmm
oh right, this anon nailed it. >>26569163
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>>26577305
>And let's not forget the losers who just give up and opt out.

I'm glad you can't even feel the slightest bit sorry for a group of people that are barred from experiencing one of life's most important aspects.

I hope that one day, even for a moment, you feel terrible for being such a shitty person.
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>>26577328
>>26568592

fucking ditto
cracked me up
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>>26575471
>as a female

Tits or gtfo. Stop begging for attention
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>>26578345
Sorry but your hatred and bitterness overrides my empathy.
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>posts an ad where the target audience is normies

>thinks it applies to him

lmao
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>>26568552
It is true. When a girl fucks you on the first date she more than likely not wsnt to pursue a realthionship wih you. But she waits a few dates she wants to be your gf.

Girls are all whores but they dont want you aka beta males to know that.
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>>26568902
This is true.

But all it means is alpha fucks
Beta buxs
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>>26568552
>he questioned it.
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>>26568552
This is literally propaganda designed to brainwash men into being beta orbiters. This is disgusting.
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>>26568902
Women are way too insecure to do that. If they see a guy they really like they'll sleep with him immediately to avoid losing him.
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>>26568552
God Elite Daily is the fucking worst. The only girls on my Facebook who like/share this garbage are really trashy ones who have never actually been in a good relationship. Not to sound all beta butthurt, but that site exists solely to affirm these type of women of their behavior.
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>>26569232
Yiu didn't make any moves

You gotta whip you dick out on her
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>>26568685
>Don't be too forward or platonic
> i.e. don't do anything, or maybe do, who knows
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>>26572774
Just question this
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>>26577305
As a 27 year old virgin who's opted out, if I'm considered a loser, fuck why didn't I do this sooner?

Not everyone around here is bitter. They just see a game not worth playing. If you want to pander to the pussy, and you find it worth it, I hope it's worth it. No sarcasm.

Just realize not everyone's the same.
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>>26574932
>Holy shit, actual women give you personal experience and let you know that they don't only fuck Chad and you tell them they're whores. It's like you secretly don't want to get laid so you can whine about it. You hate women for not sleeping with you and call any woman who actually gives a guy a chance a whore. This makes absolutely no fucking sense.

It's nothing to do with that, we react negatively because women post here. We just want to be men discussing stuff ourself.

I'm a 33 year old, oldfag with a long term partner and 2 children already, I don't needs Stacy's advice.

I would much rather spend my time talking with virgin NEET basement dwellers than a female, especially the mentally damaged type that posts on /r9k/ so when the latter comes along, I am frustrated.
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You simps gon' learn.
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>>26568902
Yeah so

You think you can have sex with pretty much every guy you met at a party or some shit, but the "right one" have to wait for the same thing ?

Bitches
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>>26568552
Obvious bullshit is obvious.
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>>26569564
>i was happy without labels
typical woman, trying to deny reality.
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>>26576196
add to your collection
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>all women are whores
>upset a woman won't put out immediately for you because you are special or some shit
I'm confused guise.
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>>26583377
All women are whores FOR CHADS.
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>>26583483
So everyone is upset they aren't Chad? I mean I get that. Just seems like roundabout way to say it.
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>>26574637
Do you actually represent the average female? I doubt it.
>but at least I am aware of my crazy and quickly learned to avoid assholes like my dad
I'm skeptical that you won't relapse.
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>>26583648
Women are faking self-control and decency by saying they don't try to ruin relationships with quick sex but they have such sex with people they're actually attracted to while pretending to be good marriage material to people who want them to stick around but they aren't attracted to.

The more partners a woman has the more likely she is to cheat, divorce, and be unhappy in the marriage. This makes women with less partners more attractive, not putting out on the first date is a signal that you don't sleep around easily or it should be, in this case it's just deception to make the woman seem more attractive.
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>>26569256
>shocked that a porn star isn't a paragon of virtue

I genuinely hope she dies of a cancer attack
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>>26569564
Great blog post girl it's like i always say

labls r for cans of soup! LOL XD
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