Ask a guy who works at target anything.
>>26568044
What department? I'm a vendor for target stores
How do I shoplift successfully?
>>26568044
How do iget doubles?
>>26568074
Electronics mostly. Sometimes produce if we're short staff
>26568082
We really can't do anything unless we literally see you stuff it in your shirt or whatever. Plus we have insurance on most major things. I bet you could grab and run out with it and we won't go after you
Anything fun happened in target?
The only reason to go to Target is to visit the small food court they have and use is as an excuse to ogle girls coming out the check out.
>>26568093
Like dis
THIS IS OC
>>26568044
who's the trashiest customer you've ever seen?
>>26568044
At where do you work?
>>26568131
Police where called once because there was a rape "Nearby" and came to us for questioning. Some high teenagers started eating chips in the chip isle and manager made them pay (like $25.50) that's about it
>>26568044
There a target mobile where you work?
>>26568171
Probably the black woman who came in with a screaming 5 year old DEMANDING I give her an Xbox one. No not "Please get me" literally GIVE ME DAT XBOX ONE. She had 2 front teeth missing too
>>26568188
Irvine California
>>26568171
You mean aside from your mom?
>>26568244
Yes. Its an electronic stand and there's usually only one person running it which is why we put out the crappier phones and keep the more expensive ones behind the main counter
>>26568044
Where u work majority of the time? GSA, electroics, hard/soft-lines, sales floor?
>>26568307
Electronics ( I said that)
>>26568044
I also work at Target in electronics...a-are you at my store too? Are you...the girl I gots a crush on?
>>26568383
Maybe? Where do you work?
>>26568407
I-I won't tell but...are you a gril?
>>26568358
Do you ever silently laugh in your mind at the poor life decisions guest have made and the stupid shit they buy?
>>26568416
Well? I need to know where you work?
>>26568416
I work at a Virginia store that's all I'll say
>>26568446
>>26568460
Meant to reply to this post regarding being in Virginia
>>26568416
Yes
>>26568421
I mentally laugh when a male is unable to talk to me and will wait for the male associate to be back. I judge people on what they buy. I mentally laugh when some mom clearly hates having children or the dad clearly hates his life
>>26568416
You really should just ask her out desu
>>26568560
But what if she says no, then we have to work together...awkward
>>26568044
why do your item guns make the same sounds as breathe of fire 2?
>>26568650
Cause that's what management provides. We don't get a choice
>>26568560
Don't make it awkward, pretend it never happened and just work. It will blow over pretty fast
>>26568588
Don't make it awkward, pretend it never happened and just work. It will blow over pretty fast
>>26568044
How bad would the stocking shit be for an antisocial bot? Are you forced to have lunch breaks or whatever with co-workers? or can you just do your job, stay silent and get the fuck out when you're done?
How much do you get paid?
>>26568488
>I mentally laugh when a male is unable to talk to me
This happens often? Are you really cute?
>>26568719
They make you talk to the "guests" so I would not recommend for anyone antisocial
Hey fellow target "team member". I love working at a high volume store and being the only person in Hardlines for 4 hours.
>>26568719
Be someone on the overnight/early morning team and you don't have to deal with much of anyone.
>>26568863
How much do you get paid?
Is it enough to be able to afford to live independently?
>>26568908
Im at 10.75 an hour now and get 30-40 hours a week. I have about 5k (would have a loooot more but student loans)saved up but need a roommate to be stable stable. But I ain't living with a stranger, and none of my friends are being faggots
>>26568044
might get an interview soon
any tips to pass the interview bro? i really need this job
>>26569011
Dont have a criminal record and dint act like a weirdo who posts on r9k. Boom you have the job.
>>26569088
>Dont have a criminal record
check
>and dint act like a weirdo who posts on r9k
check
what was the most difficult questions they asked you? i need to prepare my answers that's the only thing i need help with
>>26569011
Be confident and maintain eye contact. This will set you apart from spergs who don't know how to act properly or nervous. Give through answers to questions and DO NOT LIE about abilities. Wear something nice
>>26569119
Nigga dont worry. They might just ask you about previous work experience or something. I cant recall. I was a nervous wreck and got hired the next damn day. They will hire anyone but only keep you if you are a competent worker.
>>26569119
oh yeah and what questions did you ask the interviewer at the end?
>>26568044
Do you ogle women there?
>>26568488
>I mentally laugh when a male is unable to talk to me and will wait for the male associate to be back.
Are you sure that actually happens or do you just have some sort of inflated sense of self-importance
Just seems kinda weird in a Target of all places
>>26569187
Every time this happens I'm pretty sure its one of you guys. Probably a NEET who barely leaves his house
